Leprechaun (1993) Edit

A female, name of Tory Reding, called in an emergency.

A four leaf clover will kill the leprechaun.

A four leaf clover will kill the leprechaun.

A four leaf clover,

A leprechaun?

A leprechaun.

A limousine?

A little too dark out there.

A missing coin.

A shoemaker by trade.

Alex,

Alex, get the door.

Alex, get the shotgun!

Alex, go stay with Ozzie.

Alex, I asked you to hold that ladder steady.

Alex, keep the door unlocked.

Alex, you can't fix Ozzie's brain.

All right, all right. I think we've solved this mystery now.

All right! I'll get the shotgun.

All right.

All right. Alex, go the fridge. Get me some ice.

All right. Hang on. Hang on.

All right. Let me get a rag first, all right? Go ahead.

All right. Let's clean this place up, all right?

All right. Now double check the windows in the kitchen.

All right. Now, I'm gonna have to make this a little tighter, okay?

All right. Okay, he's going this way. Going this way.

All right. We just gotta get him back to the house. Come on.

All they have is cheap whiskey and warm beer.

An eye for an eye, me dear.

An eye for an eye, me dear.

An old basement.

And 98...

And 99...

And a limousine? We've got no money for this.

And an Evian water, but they don't have that here.

And blam!

And boil up some water.

And check into a hotel.

And have them operate and fix your brain.

And he had them real horrible teeth,

And I don't know many guys that are afraid of houses.

And I'll make a boot out of it.

And I'm not coming back.

And let's just keep this between us.

And making all these weird noises.

And no more lies, okay?

And speaking of shoes,

And then I can get it checked out in town and see if it's real or not.

And then you offer me 20 bucks?

And then you're gonna take us to our house.

And they were all rotten and everything, and... and...

And we need you to send someone out here right away.

And we're gonna be okay.

And you can come visit, like, once a week?

And... and the medicine and a paramedic.

Anyone but us handling the tools and equipment.

Anyway, listen, listen.

Are you okay?

Are you sure you told Ozzie and Alex where this place is?

As a matter of fact, I'm walking out that door,

As fashion statements go, blue is not your best color.

At least, it looked a little like a bathroom.

Aw, man.

Aw.

Aye. 'Tis on the porch where they left it.

Be my four leaf clover

Be my lucky charm that's here to stay

Be my lucky charm that's here to stay

Bear or no bear... but I am getting out of here.

Beside the well.

Bet you don't even have a TV.

Bon voyage, captain.

Boy, I could go for a beer right now.

Boy, what a night.

Brains and guts and oozing cruddy stuff

Burn in hell, you little green bastard!

But first...

But I think it's all in that crate.

But if there's historical value,

But it is not a leprechaun.

But maybe if you said you were sorry, you know, it might.

But no nobody would believe me.

But thanks for the offer.

But what if that thing is still out there?

But you have to... you have to kill it.

But... But I I'm smart.

By the luck of the Irish.

Can we inject a little bit of reality in here, please?

Can we just get out of here?

Can you be my lucky charm

Can't have dirty shoes, now, can we?

Careful.

Caught you in a bear trap.

Come help us! We're trapped inside of here!

Come on out and play, me friends!

Come on to bed, now, and I'll make you a pot of nice hot tea.

Come on, come on!

Come on!

Come on! Look, Alex and Ozzie are coming.

Come on! Oh!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Go with me.

Come on. Just put the bags back, okay?

Could be worth $500.

Could I keep this overnight and study it?

Curse this well that me soul shall dwell

Cut up dead cow. That's what your shoe is, you know?

Daah! Bah!

Dad, I'm still depressed.

Dad, this book doesn't even have a cover.

Dad!

Dan O'Grady.

Dan? Dan, is that you?

Deputy Tripet, come in. This is Sheriff Cronin.

Did I misplace my 1950s calendar here? Girls?

Did the funeral parlor deliver the package?

Did the match go out, Danny?

Did you hide it somewhere near the house?

Do you hear anything?

Do you like the gold buckles on me shoes?

Do you need a hand?

Do you think you could kill a leprechaun?

Do you understand?

Don't cut yourself on any of this rusty old metal.

Don't go in there, don't go in there, don't go in there!

Don't strain yourself.

Don't you ever, ever drink that stuff!

Dripping all down its head.

Farther! Come on!

Faster! Faster!

Find out where we're gonna stay tonight.

Fine. Hammer is good. Hammer.

First of all, it's not New Mexico, it's North Dakota.

First time I ever got ya.

Forget it. We're not gonna find it.

Freshly plucked from the clover patch

Fuck you, Lucky Charms.

Geez. Thanks.

Get away from me, you little creep!

Get away!

Get away! Get away!

Get everything you can: tissue, alcohol, cotton.

Get it away! Put it away!

Get off me!

Get that damn clover off this crate!

Give it back to a nice little harmless leprechaun.

Give me a crowbar. I'll bust it open myself.

God only knows what else is in there.

God, Nathan, your leg. Look at it.

God, we've gotta get you down.

God!

God! Come on. Come on.

God! Nathan, that was no fucking bear.

Gold, Leah! Gold!

Good enough. Okay, you gotta help me with this.

Good.

Got a hammer.

Gotcha! Whoa! Let go!

Gotcha.

Great. My dad had to bring food into this place.

Had these really weird lights, you know?

Hang on, Ozzie! I'll save you! One second!

Have you seen a crock of gold lying around?

Having problems?

He even tried to polish my shoes!

He followed her to school one day

He followed her to school one day

He had a stroke about... what... 10 years ago.

He had these long really scary fingers, and...

He owned this house. He... He probably put that thing in its crate.

He tried to shine my shoes, and he said he was a shoemaker.

He used to tell me stories about fairies and leprechauns.

He was really a weird, strange guy, you know?

He wasn't nice like Lucky Charms or anything, and then he ate a bug!

He went off through the bushes.

He... He wants his last gold coin.

He's a nice little leprechaun.

He's going down in the basement!

He's gonna kill every one of us, and I'm first.

He's so easily sidetracked.

He's...

Hello, hello! Help us, please!

Hello, love!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? I need the police. This is an emergency.

Help! Help! It's happening!

Here. Does that cover?

Here. This is what you're looking for, right?

Here. You know how to work one of these, right?

Here's what you'll get, you monster.

Hey, Alex, what's that?

Hey, chill!

Hey, guys, we may be a while, okay?

Hey, hang on. Hang on.

Hey, hey, hey, can you die from swallowing gold?

Hey, let's see what he's got in this thing.

Hey, look. It's going away.

Hey, Ozzie, do you know what this means?

Hey, Sheriff, I just got a call from Ozzie. Says the leprechaun is attacking.

Hey, tubby, you got a light for an old leprechaun's pipe?

Hey. Okay? Just in case.

Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you. This is my friend Ozzie.

Ho ho ho!

Honey, are you okay? I heard you scream.

Hope I didn't ruin what's inside.

How about I get a hotel somewhere in town,

How about that? Will that do it?

How did you find me?

How did you get in there?

How I wonder what you are

How ya doin', boys? I'm J.D.

How? How can we kill it?

Hurry up and get him out of here!

Hurry!

Hurry!

I believe it. How do we stop it?

I believe. I believe!

I bet that leprechaun made a boot out of it.

I better go with you.

I can get him. I can get him.

I can't breathe. Please open the suitcase.

I can't wait to see this house.

I caught you in a bear trap.

I curse ye for all eternity.

I did a smart thing. I did a smart thing, didn't I?

I don't know.

I don't think that stick's gonna be big enough.

I don't think the battery would be any good.

I don't want to touch it.

I found a bag full of 'em!

I gave him his gold!

I gave him his gold!

I got the perfect place to hide it...

I got ya! It's my gold!

I have never seen a coin like this.

I hid the gold, Leah. We're rich now.

I just got a little kink in me neck.

I just met your brother Nathan.

I knew he would,

I knew it. What have you done with my wife?

I know how to tell if it's real. You just bite on it.

I know I can get him. I'm not afraid.

I know what it feels like when a man caresses my leg.

I mean, come on. Here I am in New Mexico

I mean, they were supposed to meet us here.

I must be hearing things.

I need me gold!

I read you, Sheriff. Yeah, go ahead.

I saw him! I really did see him!

I say I need a four leaf clover

I should have killed you when I caught you in Ireland.

I should've told her to watch her step.

I smell some tea brewing.

I think something got in here.

I think we found your secret admirer, honey.

I thought that was you rubbing my leg.

I told you you couldn't kill me.

I told you. I told you!

I told you. I told you!

I traded me soul for me gold.

I want me gold coin!

I want me gold now!

I want me gold!

I want me gold!

I want me gold!

I want me last coin!

I want to know where me gold is.

I was a guy carrying some paint thinner.

I was just trying to make a peace offering,

I was on that shelf, looking for tarps. I didn't know you were down here.

I... I think I know what he wants.

I'd rather sleep in a tent!

I'll be back.

I'll be sure to ground myself for two weeks.

I'll cover you.

I'll fix him. I'll get him.

I'll give it right back to you, I promise. I promise.

I'll give you more than gold!

I'll keep coming back.

I'll never tell ya!

I'll save you! Hang on! Hey, lep!

I'll write up a receipt.

I'm a leprechaun, me dear.

I'm back.

I'm coming! Here's the shotgun!

I'm going to be miserable here. There's no swimming pool.

I'm gonna go check out the bedrooms,

I'm gonna stay.

I'm just gonna keep one,

I'm making a reservation at the nearest hotel in town.

I'm not afraid of anything.

I'm not afraid.

I'm not afraid. I can get that leprechaun.

I'm over here.

I'm right here, and I ain't no Santa Claus.

I'm so sick of your magic and your stupid fantasies!

I'm starved. Haven't eaten in ten years.

I'm telling you the truth.

I've been tricked.

I've got the last gold coin. I swallowed it. It's in my stomach.

If all he wants is his gold, he's gotta leave us alone.

If anybody would know how to kill this thing, he would.

If you do, it'll make your jaw lock shut.

If you give me me gold back...

It came right down out of the sky.

It could be priceless.

It does sort of look like where it ends.

It has to touch him.

It is not a leprechaun, damn it!

It looks like me gold.

It smells like me gold.

It sounds like me gold.

It tastes like me gold.

It was a cat.

It wasn't a cat.

It'll stop the swelling on Nathan's leg.

It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.

It's huge. That thing could kill us.

It's just a rat.

It's like magic, you know? Like...

It's me you want, you little green son of a bitch!

It's not nice to make fun of a leprechaun.

It's only a rat.

It's out. It's out of the crate.

It's over.

It's probably just an old possum, honey.

It's the rule, you know.

It's what that leprechaun was talking about.

Joseph.

Just clean it up a little bit, splash some paint around.

Just in case.

Just the start, my dear. Just the start.

Just when I thought this house couldn't get any worse,

Kind of like... Kind of like, boop boop boop boop...

Leave me alone!

Leave me alone. Leave me alone.

Leprechauns and rainbows. It's a sign.

Let's play surgeon.

Let's you and I go paint.

Like guys who drive dented pick up trucks and paint houses for a living?

Like, um...

Listen, Bud. Okay, this is the '90s.

Little girls shouldn't look for four leaf clovers.

Little lamb, little lamb

Little star

Look on the bright side, Tory. I mean, the worst is over.

Look what I found.

Look, we gotta get these cuts cleaned up.

Look, you guys can sit around here and theorize...

Look. You... You found one!

Looking for something?

Ma'am.

Man!

Mansions? Will you listen to yourself?

Mary had a little lamb

Me gold!

Me golden delicious gold.

Me powers are returning.

Might've come from a leprechaun?

Mr. O'Grady?

My ETA is less than three minutes.

My first day here, and my father ends up in the hospital.

My leg!

My... My ear! He... He got my ear!

Nathan, be careful.

Nathan, be careful.

Nathan, come on. What are you doing?

Nathan, give me my shoe.

Nathan!

Nathan! Ozzie! Please, somebody help me!

Nathan?

Nathan?

Nathan? Nathan?

Neither am I.

Never judge a book by its cover, honey.

Never mind.

Nice going, Jaws.

No more.

No more.

No offense, but, you should have some meatloaf.

No one believed it was a leprechaun.

No one takes a leprechaun's gold.

No shit, Sherlock.

No way. I shot it. I put six rounds into that thing.

No, Dad, that was not an animal, okay?

No, it's all right. It's all right.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, I... I did... I didn't do that.

No, no. I'll put it in my safe.

No, not gasoline.

No, that's cut up dead cow.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! It's me!

No! Oh, God!

No! Oh!

No. I mean, yes, I do want something.

No. I'm 600 years old.

No. Listen. Over here.

No. No. It's too... too late for that now.

No...

Nope.

Not a chance, me lads!

Not send her ashes all the way from Ireland.

Now look what happened!

Now we can get everybody to the hospital and, call for help.

Now we're going to play.

Now, me? Give me a .357 Magnum,

Now, that was fun.

Now, where's me crock of gold?

Now, you just let me take charge, okay?

O'Grady said that we need to have a four leaf clover.

O'Grady, O'Grady.

Of course I did. That's what it was, wasn't it?

Oh, come on. Let 'em go chase rainbows.

Oh, Danny, don't strain yourself now.

Oh, G...

Oh, geez, I'm sorry. You all right?

Oh, geez.

Oh, God, he's in the cabinets.

Oh, God, no!

Oh, God, Ozzie!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Gross. Cobwebs.

Oh, God! Okay.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Alex, you gotta get some ice for Ozzie's ear,

Oh, God. Oh...

Oh, God. You'll need to slap some bulldozers around

Oh, great.

Oh, great. While you do that, I'm gonna find my purse

Oh, I took care of it. I called them, told them we needed the army

Oh, I... I know he never does brush 'em.

Oh, my ear sure hurts, Tory.

Oh, my God, a cop! Oh, my God, a cop!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh!

Oh, my God! Ozzie, call the police! Call the police!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I swallowed that gold coin.

Oh, ne never mind what I just said.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Get out! Please get out!

Oh, oh, it looks like you're hurt.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, there's a leprechaun in the basement!

Oh, this sure ain't Beverly Hills.

Oh, what was that?

Oh, won't you please

Oh, won't you please

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you couldn't damage what's in here.

Oh! Oh! Come on! Open, open, open!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, the poor lass.

Oh. You'll bounce back in no time.

Oh...

Okay, hi. I'd like to make a reservation.

Okay, it's too late for that now! We don't have time

Okay, okay. It's a little dusty. I admit that.

Okay, smartass.

Okay, so he got what he wanted.

Okay, we'll come back tomorrow.

Okay, where the hell is he?

Okay!

Okay? And that's if you're lucky, in this place.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Fellas.

Okay. He took it.

Okay. Here. Look, keep the change. I'm in a really big hurry.

Okay. I'll go with that theory.

Okay. In the water bucket, right?

Okay. Let's go. Now.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Tell me about the gold.

Okay. Over there.

Okay. Please hurry. You've got... Hello?

Okay. So, as soon as we stop the bleeding,

Okay. This has gotta work.

Okay. Tory, I want you to open it up and get back quickly, okay?

One gold coin, 99 to go.

One way to kill a leprechaun... but I'm not going to tell ya.

Only behind your back. Come on. Let's go the well.

Over here!

Ozzie, come on! Alex!

Ozzie, come on! You can't go out there!

Ozzie, I thought you weren't gonna tell any more stories.

Ozzie, this is stupid! You can't find the end of the rainbow!

Ozzie, will you cut it out with that stupid bell?

Ozzie, you can kill anything.

Ozzie, you're embarrassing me.

Ozzie!

Ozzie... Ozzie, y you didn't tell them that it was a leprechaun, did you?

Please don't be here yet.

Please, I don't like it in here.

Please, let me out.

Please! Please! Oh, my God! You've gotta help us!

Please.

Pot of gold. Whatever next?

Press it to the little green critter's temple,

Put me down!

Put me out of business.

Really.

Right, right. Why?

Right.

Right. And the basement windows are locked up tight.

Right. Just pull it up, and there's a bag of gold coins.

Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies

Roger, Sheriff.

Say, aren't we a little young to be out this late?

Scared? Me?

School one day school one day

See the hat? The buckles on me shoes?

See, I don't eat meat, and I don't kill living things.

See, we can go to the hospital

Shiny, shiny.

Shit! The line's dead.

Sit down, boy.

So now you're a leprechaun?

So why don't you go get a bite to eat at the café?

So, you want to play hide and seek?

Something was rubbing my leg,

Sorry we're late.

Sounds hurt. Come on, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Stop him! He's got the last gold coin in his stomach!

Stop!

Stop.

Sure. Sure. And right after that, Ozzie,

Take it!

Take the last look at this dump.

Teach you to steal me gold.

Tell me where you hid the gold.

Tell me, Alex. The gold?

Tell me, or I'll bite your ear off,

Th That's him.

Thank God...

Thank you very much, sir. You have a nice evening.

Thanks.

That sounds like Ozzie.

That thing is a leprechaun, and we've gotta find a way to stop it!

That... that was the leprechaun.

That's a good one.

The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Send help.

The first star... you can make a wish.

The guy's gone with a capital Dead.

The old well beside the house.

The power of this clover will keep you in there forever.

The symbols, incredibly strange markings.

The wee people have their magical ways.

The... The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines.

Them were the rules.

Then you can kill him.

There he goes. He's getting away.

There it was,

There.

There.

There. Nice and shiny.

There's gotta be another way.

There's no shopping malls. There's no cable.

There's only one way...

They sometimes come down from the hills looking for food.

They'll just try to take it away.

They're gonna be pissed we were gone so long.

They've got me coin!

This is a great house. I got a great buy on it.

This is a joke, right?

This is crazy.

This is neat. Hey, Ozzie, I got an idea.

This is our poor neighbor's house,

This is worse than summer camp!

This old lep, he played one He played pogo on his lung

This really happened, Alex. It did.

Three left. Right.

To buy Ozzie a comic or something.

To sit here in a damn clover patch and look for clovers!

Tomorrow we'll be looking at mansions.

Too tight?

Tory, did that thing look... look like a leprechaun to you?

Tory!

Tripet, do you read me?

Twinkle, twinkle

Um, something really terrible has happened,

Um, this is biodegradable, right?

Um, wait. Here, start in the corners.

Up above the world so high

Wait a sec. Wait. I got an idea.

Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.

Wait.

Wait. Hold on a second.

Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hello? We're breaking up.

Wait. It sounds like it's coming from the kitchen.

Wait. No. Listen.

Wait. Okay. Okay. That's good.

Wait. Old man O'Grady. He might know how to kill it.

Watch out for those teeth.

We better get outta here before that thing wakes up.

We can get you an operation.

We found this gold. Finders keepers.

We got a... a call from over there at the O'Grady farm.

We got the sucker!

We gotta go... go see what's at the end.

We gotta stop the bleeding. Ozzie, go to the bathroom,

We were down over at that place.

We were gonna save it to get Ozzie an operation to fix his brain.

We... We gotta get to the end of the rainbow.

We'll all go down in the basement and check it out.

We're cooking now, kids.

We're gonna hide the rest. We can't tell anyone about this.

We're never gonna find a four leaf clover in here.

We're rich, and... and I can buy comics every week.

We're taking him to the emergency room, all right?

We're, like, really scared, okay?

Well, first off, my name isn't Bud, it's Nathan.

Well, great place to store all the rocks and pinecones I'm gonna find.

Well, here's water.

Well, I don't see anything, Ozzie.

Well, if it'll make you feel any better, Ozzie,

Well, if this is solid gold,

Well, it's just for observation. He'll be fine in the morning.

Well, Ozzie, I think we found your leprechaun.

Well, that is, of course, unless you're scared.

Well, then we gotta go there. We gotta go there right now!

Well, they should be here by now.

Well, we finally got that kitchen straightened up.

Well, what about the gold in the old rusty car?

Well, you just watch how a pro gets a can of paint.

Well, you know what? Neither am I.

Well, you'll learn about Ozzie. He's a good boy.

What are you... Nathan, what are you doing?

What did you do?

What do you... What do you mean, gold?

What I mean is, we could make you real smart.

What I wanted was a watercress salad

What in the Lord's name?

What in the world has gotten into you, Mr. O'Grady?

What the heck is he doing in there?

What the...

What was it last week? Was it UFOs?

What was that?

What you are

What?

What?

What... What are you?

What's going on here is we're rich.

What's so funny?

Where are you going, me friends?

Where did you get that?

Where did you hide it, Dan?

Where is he?

Where the fuck are you?

Where you going?

Where'd you go, me friends?

Where's me gold, Danny me boy?

Where's the rest of me gold?

Who are you?

Who steals me gold won't live through the night.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, wait a minute.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.

Whose fleece was white as snow

Why don't you take that ridiculous mask off and step out of the car?

Why won't you let me out of this crate?

Why, I'm a leprechaun.

Will that be all, sir?

Will you tell me what's going on here, Daniel O'Grady?

With my hick father for the whole summer.

Women are treated equal.

Won't you be my four leaf clover

Would you try to set a mature example?

Wow! Look at that!

Wow. That's it.

Wow. What neat junk.

Y You can, too, find it. You just gotta believe.

Y You don't understand. He... He was bigger than that.

Yeah, after I kill you!

Yeah, from who, Dracula?

Yeah, I should probably go look for that animal?

Yeah, yeah, this is Sheriff Cronin.

Yeah, yeah. A regular Picasso.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, he's dead.

Yes, we can. I found one once when I was a kid.

Yes!

Yes. I'd like it to be a really tall room, and I want it to be very...

You believe it.

You can't get away.

You do?

You got the back door, right?

You gotta believe. You got to.

You gotta help us! Please help us!

You gotta put it on his body.

You just gotta know how to do it.

You just hang in there, okay?

You knock over my can of paint thinner,

You know what? That leprechaun...

You know, Tory, you look a little skinny.

You might have a stroke.

You missed me.

You only got away 'cause me powers are weak.

You really think I'm afraid of a little dust and some bugs?

You should have picked door number two, me lad.

You sure you don't want anything?

You think it's dead?

You were supposed to bury your mother,

You won't lose it or anything, will ya?

You... You killed my wife.

You... You reckon that... that coin

You'll trade your life.

You're gonna be okay, Nathan.

You're gonna be okay, Ozzie. He didn't get your ear.

You're making too big a deal out of this, honey.

You're really smart, Ozzie.

Your wife makes a fine pot of tea, Danny me boy.

Yours could use a shine.

94...

95...

96...

Absolutely. Wait. Why?

Alex, you a member of the Boy Scouts? Cub Scouts.

Alex! Shoot! The distributor cap.

All right, all right. Sit down, Nathan.

And we're gonna need some medicine. Okay, thanks.

And you let me? That's not the point.

Close the door! Roll up the window! Hurry!

Come on, boy. I don't want to go to the porch!

Come on, you little... Where is he?

Come on. No, no, no. No.

Come on. Be careful. Hold on, Nathan.

Come on. It's getting dark. Okay.

Crap. He's gone.