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Mr Turner (2014)

Mr Turner (2014)

"Mr. Turner" is a biographical drama film released in 2014, directed by Mike Leigh. The movie portrays the life and career of British artist J.M.W. Turner, highlighting his relationships, artistic genius, and impact on the art world. Timothy Spall delivers a remarkable performance in the titular role, alongside a talented cast including Dorothy Atkinson, Marion Bailey, Paul Jesson, and Lesley Manville. If you're interested in immersing yourself in the soundscape of this film, you can play and download its stunning soundtrack here.

A companion piece,
A dirty, yellow mess.
A dying child,
A hearty good morning to you, sir.
A man of great... spirit and fine feeling.
A masterpiece I here present which Mr Turner has just sent.
A passport to bliss is thy will
A self made man.
A small bowl of water, madam, if you'd be so kind.
A song of lost love.
A tormented soul, for sure.
A very fine day to you, Mr Stothard!
A wee nub of wax.
A... steak and kidney pie or a veal and ham pie?
Ah, Mr Turner. We were just wondering if...
Ah, please do, Mr Turner.
Ah, precisely, sir. The camera.
Ah, splendid, sir.
Ah, splendid.
Ah, the pain on his face, the mark of resignation in it.
Ah! Good morning, sir.
Ah...
Aha!
Ahem... your Lordship!
Alas, the Academy does not have need of Haydon
All together,
All your oils, your watercolours, your drawings, your sketchbooks,
Although we will have to adjust the position of the easel from time to time.
An essential quality for a prodigal, sir, is humility.
And as the colour is increased,
And even when they've finished building that new railway,
And he said, Yes, except for the doorknob because that gives everyone a handshake.
And here is what we must do.
And how do we find you on this fair morning?
And I can lay a fire for you, should you require.
And I like to spend my money on things that give me pleasure.
And I prevail upon you, sir, to take a seat.
And I'm afraid I do have to ask for a small deposit and a reference.
And I'm sure there be things about you that are beyond my understanding,
And if you ever feel the need of a bit of company
And if you have affairs to attend to in this world
And it has succeeded on occasion but not consistently.
And long may it remain so.
And might it also be determined by the angle of the light?
And my old ma used to say, them what fish for compliments don't gel none.
And needs to be drawn out in the right circumstances.
And now I wish to show you one of my pictures.
And out.
And selling coffee, tea and slaves.
And somewhat of a heavy heart,
And the onions grow.
And the wind did blow and the sea come up.
And there we have it.
And this one is vile.
And to experience and to interpret what one sees
And walketh upon the wings of the wind.
And we are almost ready.
And we have had nothing from you, sir.
And what is it you are about now, Mrs Somerville?
And what is the purpose of the small piece of paper?
And what might that price be?
And what will the British nation pay you?
And will you be gracing us with your presence
And yet we do enjoy fine gooseberries in Scotland,
And yet, my dear Beechey, as his personal troubles increase,
And your dear wife, Mrs Haydon, is she faring well?
And your pictures give me much pleasure.
And... we begin.
Any further consideration to mechanicalising the thresher?
Applied over the darkened background, impasto,
Are we going to witness an explosion?
Are we not blessed by the heavens
Are we not to take as empirical evidence
Are you a relative?
Are you faring well?
Are you in pain?
Are you rattling?
As a boy.
As a telescope?
As do I.
As ever, sir, painting your ridiculous shipwrecks.
As I see it,
As I see it,
As in camera obscura?
As the sun upon a lake.
As though the house was built around it
Au revoir, madame.
Avail yourself of a large glass of sherry,
Aye, and no better a cold start than a good Scottish sun.
Aye, aye, me damsel.
Be sanguine, fill your boots.
Be so kind as to enter the vestibule.
Be still, my dear Molly
Behold.
Bequeathed? To whom?
Besides, 'tis what's within a person that do matter.
Better yet, taken it out of this building and thrown it in the Fleet.
Between teams of horses and teams of oxen.
Between the way you paint a sunrise as opposed to a sunset?
Billy!
Bit breathless. Been up to the farm.
Blasphemy!
Blue ultramarine is coming from far, far away: Afghanistan.
Bluebottles.
Bravo! Marvellous!
Bravo! The prodigal son.
Breathe in.
Breathe out
Breathe out
But colour is not imparted to its reflections...
But here he uses his whole array of kitchen stuff.
But I ain't going.
But I believe you to be...
But I prithee, dear Molly, be still
But in the end... he could not save his own.
But in wintertime I have known the whole of Marine Terrace down here
But rest assured that my discretion can be relied upon.
But that time is now long past.
But they are always coming or gone,
But to stand amongst the elements
But we manage to keep body and soul together,
But what is this that greets my eyes?
But who's this gent?
By the half blushing mark on each hill
By thy bosom so throbbing with truth
By thy eyes when half closed with delight
By thy lips' quivering motion I ween
By which I have the good fortune to be greeted every morning
Calais sands, women digging for bait.
Can do this time of year.
Can we help, my dear?
Can you explain your rendition?
Can you find him?
Carew! This your man?
Chrome yellow, scarlet lake, lead white.
Claude painted from the land, looking at the sea becalmed by the harbour.
Claude was a man of his time.
Colour is contradictory.
Come and sit down. Sit ye down.
Come back up here and reassess your opinion?
Come on, bring it up.
Come, Evelina.
Congratulations are not in order. I'm in torment.
Consider this as a statement of intent.
Consuming those unfortunate n**** slaves
Continuing satisfaction as to the arrangement, your Lordship?
Contrasting with the scarlet and ochre hues in the upper left corner,
Cover yourself up.
Crook your knee.
Crystal pane upon crystal pane,
Daddy likes to affect the pretence of being a dunce.
Daddy was the finest barber in Covent Garden.
Daddy, cease your labour. Go and sit in your chair.
Daddy, I wager that is the first time
Daddy, Mrs Somerville is a natural philosopher.
Daddy.
Damn fine spectacle this year, Billy.
Damn fine storm you have there, Billy.
Damn his eyes.
Dear Molly, be still
Did you come up on the railway?
Did you find tolerable diggings?
Did you go back to Hyde Park?
Dig the hole deeper,
Dirty water.
Do as you wish, view as you wish.
Do it! Remove me from your nest of portrait painters!
Do not forget your other daughter, sir,
Do not stoop.
Do not you tire of boats and the fiery firmament?
Do we not, Mr Ruskin?
Do you have children yourself, Mr Turner?
Do you know what he said to me last time?
Do you see the elephant?
Do you take landscapes with your contraption?
Do you think so?
Do you think so?
Does Mrs Haydon find herself faring well?
Doing everything in his power to malign me...
Dr Price, Mrs Booth has summoned you here under false pretenses.
Dr Price...
Dreadful.
Eastertide, the good Lord took her from us.
Eh?
Elegant pair of nostrils, Mr Stothard!
Eliza.
Eliza... or Liza?
Enticing.
Er, Mr Duckworth.
Er, my good husband is of the opinion
Er...
Er... I am afraid that is a question we have yet to answer, sir.
Er... might I be correct in remembering
Er... no, sir. I do not come here a seeker after charity or pity.
Er... no, sir. The camera.
Evelina, Georgiana, come and greet your father.
Even at the early age of four.
Even in the most turbulent and illimitable of deaths'
Even the purest mirror gives a tone to the sky
Everything except God's good sunlight.
Everything you've ever produced.
Exactly that.
Exceedingly beautiful.
Exceedingly preoccupied, madam.
Excellent.
Exemplary though they are.
Exert yourself unduly and you will go to an early grave.
Expose your breasts,
Expose your breasts.
Favour the colder climes of our victorious isles.
Felicitations of the evening to you, your Lordship.
Fellow with a box.
Find yourself well, John?
Five pound note, exceeding pretty.
Five pounds?
Five times she has had to suffer that indignity.
Flanders, still as flat as a witch's tit.
For all of your paintings, I will give you 20,000 of these,
For two or three shillings apiece on occasion.
For what's good enough for Turner... is good enough for me!
For which we prescribe the three Bs:
For why?
Forever.
Forgive me, sir, but I beg to differ.
Frangibility and such like.
From the fine city of Philadelphia, sir.
From the tip of your nose to the bridge to the curve of your brow
Furthermore, I have another fine painting in mind,
Gawd's truth!
Gentlemen, a toast.
Gentlemen, are we as one?
Gentlemen, might I request that you close the shutters, please?
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen.
Georgiana, cease your dithering!
Get back into bed now, Joseph Mallard William Turner!
Give me those...
Go and rest your bones.
Good day to you, Mrs Danby. Would you care to step this way?
Good day to you, sir.
Good day to you.
Good day, Father. May I present my child to you?
Good day, sir.
Good evening to you.
Good evening, William.
Good for glue.
Good night, Mr Mallard, sir.
Good. Oh, dear! Do be coming along blowing now.
Good. Oh... dearie me!
Good. Well, you sit there and make yourself comfy.
Gratis.
Greetings and welcome.
Had a gander at the Rembrandt.
Hand upon the head. No... as in despair.
Has produced a magnetic north pole.
Have a care!
Have you been exerting yourself unduly, Mr Mallard?
Have you come far, Mrs Somerville?
Have you no feelings?
Have you nothing to say to me?
Having no colour,
Haydon, can I point out that I, too, hang in the inferior chamber?
Haydon.
He came through. He's a hardy old cove.
He did used to enjoy a tipple, though that were long before I knew him.
He has a big smile on his face.
He has a sharp and cynical tongue.
He has come all the way from Margate.
He has on former occasion chosen to paint
He has the air of despondency upon him.
He is clearly losing his eyesight.
He is in fact a man of high intellect.
He is not of our temper.
He may surprise us yet.
He reaches for the fruit, the branch moves.
He wants to arrange a family gathering.
He was a master of the razor and the brush.
He was brought back to full health by a good Samaritan.
He were foying over there on Goodwin Sands.
He will indeed the lad destroy!
He's been here and fired a gun.
He's brought a cold blast of air in with him.
He's got a damn fine picture here and he's made a damn mockery of it.
He's heading for a fall.
Here, Mr Booth.
Here.
Here.
Hey, Daddy!
Hey!
Hey!
His complaint with life is as absurd as that of a spoke in a wheel,
His fate, I fear, he won't enjoy.
His Lordship keeps a very fine wine cellar.
His pictures look as if they were painted by somebody born without hands!
Hm.
Hm.
Hm...
Hm...
Hmm.
Horrid parched,
How apt, Mother.
How be it all progressing?
How can they appear the same?
How dare you take your leave of me, Billy Turner!
How so?
How was he taken?
How was your crossing?
However I am convinced that a cold start promotes the more vigorous specimen
Hubris.
Huh!
Humans can be dreadful cruel.
Humans.
I ain't touched a drop this many a long year.
I am a rich and cultured boy.
I am an uneducated, self taught Scotch woman.
I am assured he will buy it from me for 500 guineas or more.
I am gratified.
I am in dire and pressing need of 100 pounds.
I am lost for words.
I am most sorry for your loss.
I am not unsympathetic to your impecunity, Haydon.
I am simply shutting out the light, Mr Booth.
I am still waiting for her talents to arise and be drawn out.
I am struck by the clarity with which you have captured the moment.
I am struck by the column of bright white,
I am up before the lark to witness Helios popping his head above the pa****t,
I been down on my knees and praying you was safe.
I can hardly bear to look upon it.
I can sell this house.
I can squeeze around here just about these days.
I can't leave this.
I care not for your work, sir. I care not a fig.
I certainly do not acknowledge your presidency.
I denote from your brogue that you hail from the Americas.
I did not find myself in the city.
I did not myself savour many gooseberries in Jerusalem.
I did, and the truth is, I can never travel by train
I do beg your pardon, Mrs Ruskin.
I do extras.
I do indeed, thank you. Pride of place, Mr Turner.
I do my best
I do not doubt that the gooseberry for its preference may enjoy the warm,
I do not know you, Mr Mallard,
I do not recall the last time we had as much coal in our scuttle as that.
I do not understand exactly what you mean by a non entity.
I do not wish it in such a circumstance.
I do not wish to prevail upon your time more than is necessary.
I do not, sir.
I do thank ye, Doctor. Let me show ye out.
I do thank ye, sir.
I do thank you for this.
I do thank you too, sir.
I do, the two of us together.
I enjoy good health, thank'ee. And yourself?
I enjoy my wealth.
I expect you'll be tired after your journey.
I fear that I, too, am finished.
I fear that she may never do so.
I fear we shall be burning our furniture this winter.
I find myself enduring nothing more
I find myself harbouring a perhaps rather controversial opinion
I found you a small bowl, sir. I hope this do suit your requirements.
I had made that assumption, sir.
I had some success in the business.
I have a painting presently with the King at Windsor.
I have a seven by five and a half ready sized and primed.
I have an inspiration.
I have bethought me of a plan
I have everything I need here in my wee bag,
I have not, sir.
I have often pondered, might there be a distinction
I have, from time to time, attempted it with the green and the blue,
I humbly accept the 50 pounds.
I like to drink and gourmandise...
I lost two dear friends.
I may not yet be an Academician but I am a gentleman.
I might as well stop changing the bed sheets in here.
I must confess
I must confess, Mr Turner,
I myself am presently engaged in the tutoring of my children.
I need to pay the wine merchant, my colour man...
I ought to have told her afore.
I possess a rare fondness for... Henry Purcell.
I recall it provoked much heated and stimulating discussion
I received the accolade from the King for painting portraits.
I regret all my lovely girls are occupied but we do have young Eliza here
I said he wasn't finished.
I said to him, Are you the jolliest at home?
I sense an excess of modesty in Mr Turner and there is no need for such humility.
I shall be seated, William, when it suits me and not before.
I shall cover the bottom half of the needle so that it is not exposed.
I shall have the balsam prepared.
I shall leave you to take your refreshment.
I shall return by and by.
I shall return shortly,
I shall. I shall tell her. I will tell her.
I should think that were all you could manage on the steamer.
I sincerely hope you will. And, pray, do not keep us waiting.
I suggest that you are Mr Turner, the illustrious painter,
I sympathise, but he attributes all of his failures
I thank you for a most convivial evening.
I thank you, Captain Jones.
I thank you.
I think talents can be crushed as much as they may be drawn out.
I think we have successfully achieved the correct effect, William.
I thought you was exploded.
I took a trip down west, Exeter, last week.
I took the steamer to Westminster, about an hour.
I trust that this is not an inconvenience to you, Turner.
I trust that this is not an inconvenience to you, Turner.
I trust you had a pleasant journey?
I wager we've not seen the end of this, gentlemen.
I want them, all of them.
I was a hundred miles distant.
I was eight when I lost my little sister.
I was vexed to learn you been entertaining concerns, old Dadda.
I watch them boys down there in the sands whipping them poor donkeys.
I will loan you 50 pounds.
I will not, sir. You are free of your debt.
I will require your absolute stillness for the next ten seconds.
I will, thank you.
I wish to see my work...
I would question the veracity of that telling.
I'd stick his pictures in the window.
I'll get you a drink.
I'm by way of observing poor Saint Sebastian here.
I'm done with you.
I'm familiar with the melody, but...
I'm filled with boundless glee,
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry to say, 'tis out of the question.
I'm sure some arrangement can be come to, sir.
I've arranged an appointment.
I've been over to Grande's.
I've been to collect my pension at Leicester Fields,
I've cleaned your boots for'ee.
If I may be so bold as to say, mate,
If not for her, the Victory might never again have seen our shores.
If one has the opportunity to have it drawn out.
If only he would consider the wishes of his public
If there be a God, he be a cruel one.
If there be anything you do need, Doctor...
If you attend my residence at London,
If you will find a little house for us,
Imbecile.
Impecunity? Turner, that has been my constant state these 30 years.
In addition to the five?
In good health, thank the Lord.
In misleading people as to the amount of talents they possess.
In natural philosophy
In pictorial art?
In short, their effects are like their qualities.
In the withdrawing room, sir?
Indeed not, Mr Turner.
Indeed so.
Indeed, sir, by which I am much humbled.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Indeed. Dr Somerville likewise?
Indeed. I shall catch the midday train from Charing Cross.
Indeed. You find yourself well, sir?
Instead of a portfolio under their arms,
Is he handsome?
Is of a somewhat more playful nature.
Is something quite other.
Is that so, sir?
It be.
It being the first of the month.
It comes to us from the United States, sir.
It destroys all the colour of nature by its...
It is a mystery.
It is a privilege that was not afforded to me.
It is a truly frightful piece.
It is almost certainly destined for a warm ending.
It is anxious each wish to fulfil
It is indeed, Mr President.
It is indicative of mental disease.
It is my strong belief
It is purchasable.
It is the latest thing in art.
It is to illuminate your good self, sir.
It is wretched and abortive.
It is, to be sure.
It looks like bits of old jam tart.
It makes a very succulent dish.
It might have gained in potency with an increase of arrows.
It should have been Wilkie.
It was somewhat turbulent.
It was stuffed full of yacking and cackling females.
It was there that I was once able to capture a rainbow.
It would, but I fear it may be beyond our purse, John.
It'll keep for the half hour. Go and peruse your newspaper.
It's a glass cathedral.
It's passed. I've got to get on.
It's that Mr Haydon.
It's the one...
Jam tarts! Jam tans! Fresh jam tarts!
John, you must not upset yourself like this,
Just perfect for our experiment.
Ladies and gentlemen, our next offering, we hope,
Ladies, pray, sit yourselves.
Last month in the King's Bench Prison in the company of debtors,
Lay upon the bed.
Let alone the sea.
Let me take your hat.
Little maid, gamboge gown, left foot instep, touch of highlight.
Live moderately, sir, and you shall enjoy a long and fruitful life.
Loneliness...
Longtime ago.
Look up.
Love.
Madam, may I apprehend you with my condolences?
Madam.
Madam.
Manchester, Leeds, Newcastle, I have been giving my lecture.
Margate, yes,
Master of Chancery.
May I peruse it?
May I propose as a topic for discussion
May I suggest you take yourself downstairs to Mrs Booth,
May I suggest, Mrs D, with the utmost respect,
Mayall, John Mayall.
Me damsel, be so kind as to escort the gentleman into the street.
Me damsel, be so kind as to show the gentleman out?
Merely a gentle holding brace, sir.
Might I ask you to loan me some money, Turner?
Might I find you at the same address?
Militia Company, Antwerp Cathedral.
Mind your heads.
Missing your button, Mr Billy.
Mm.
More's to the point, how you been faring?
Most agreeable'
Most droll.
Most kind in your placement. You have finished me.
Mountains, volcanoes...
Mr Billy.
Mr Booth!
Mr Coleman? I do remember he.
Mr Haydon, do you still find yourself in a position of impecuniousness?
Mr Haydon, I am much preoccupied.
Mr Haydon, I will not have personal attacks like this on the Academy floor.
Mr Haydon, sir, with deep regret I must inform you
Mr Haydon, to what do I owe the honour of your presence this morning?
Mr Haydon, what is your quarrel?
Mr Haydon, you are exceedingly tiresome.
Mr John Ferneley, sir.
Mr Ruskin, can I pose you a somewhat conundrous question?
Mr Ruskin, I fail to see wherein lies the charity
Mr Ruskin, sir,
Mr Turner and Mr Stanfield,
Mr Turner seems to have taken leave of form altogether.
Mr Turner, sir!
Mr Turner, you are suffering from a disorder of the heart.
Mr Turner.
Mr William's been getting in a stew about it.
Mrs Booth!
Mrs Booth.
Mrs Booth.
Mrs Booth...
Mrs Haydon is presently with child.
Mrs Somerville, you are what you are.
My apologies if I have forced you to wait upon me.
My apologies to you both,
My boy were eight year old when he did lose his father.
My dear late father would have much appreciated them.
My dear late mother always insisted that both the gooseberry and the rhubarb
My dear Turner, I am obliged to inform you that your condition is grave.
My father and I are marvelling at this glorious work.
My first husband were taken from me when I was but a young woman.
My house is full of things of beauty,
My landlord, he's a good man, a patient man,
My little lad could draw afore he could read and write.
My little lad.
My name eludes me from time to time.
My other piece, where is it located?
My point being that, alas,
My point exactly, Mr Turner,
My price is the best price.
My sympathies, commiserations, for the loss of your dear departed man.
My sympathy is with Constable.
My wealth derives from tricking knaves
My word is my bond.
Natural light, blackness.
Naughty pussy.
Never ceases to quicken the beat of my heart.
Nevertheless, Daddy, Mrs Somerville is a fine watercolourist.
Niagara Falls.
Nice bright light for you to work by...
Night coach from Brighton proved to be an heinous travail.
Nimbus, Sir Billy, nimbus,
No good deed goes unpunished.
No matter.
No mind, sir,
No more than is usual, sir.
No more urge that soft sigh to thy will
No one's ever said that about my nose before.
No shortage of them in this city.
No thanks to your ungrateful son.
No, Mr Ruskin.
No, no, no, no, no, no. There be no shoes on your feet!
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. Sit ye down, sit ye down.
No, no, you sit yourself down.
No, no. Got to gel on now. Got to get on now.
No, no... no.
No, sir, I'm afraid I shan't be doing that.
No, thank you, madam. I purchased a potato on the boat.
No!
No... thank you, miss.
Not the cam er ah?
Not to forget Captain Jones and Mr Roberts, of course,
Not too uncomfortable for you, Mr Booth?
Not unlike a telescope, sir.
Nothing can ever be proved, only disproved.
Now she's destined to be reduced to 5,000 tables and chairs.
Now you've... Now you've knocked it over there.
Now, all my linen is freshly aired, clean and sweet smelling,
Now, allow me to examine your eyes.
Now, dear, here be good Dr Price for ye.
Now, I appreciate that I am honoured
Now, I have not poured your tea for it is fresh in the pot.
Now, if I may ask you to focus your gaze here, on the flowers,
Now, if I may ask you to take a seat, please, here.
Now, if I might deploy this device...
Now, if you are comfortable, madam, sir,
Now, is there anything else I can provide for you?
Now, let me peruse you.
Now, let us allow nature to take its course.
Now, madam, sir, if I may ask you to fix your gaze here
Now, Mrs Booth, if you would be so good as to come up to the house after four,
Now, my dear Turner, how are you feeling?
Now, that I do remember, Mr Mallard. And will you take a biscuit?
Now, will you accept ten pounds?
Now, you be fishing for compliments,
Now...
Now...
October ain't quite come round the corner yet, has it?
Oh, beg your pardon, sir.
Oh, cease your costermonger sounds!
Oh, Daddy, I'm in need of an eight by six.
Oh, Daddy!
Oh, dear! That is a long way. You'll sleep well tonight.
Oh, dear.
Oh, do stop that prattling laughter, Mr Carew!
Oh, God!
Oh, good,
Oh, goodness me! No, I hope not.
Oh, here.
Oh, I believe Mr Turner knows well enough what he's doing, Sir Martin.
Oh, I believe Mr Turner knows well enough what he's doing, Sir Martin.
Oh, I can't take this, sir. It is far too much.
Oh, I care not.
Oh, I do thank you, sir.
Oh, I don't think we can quite use that term in the presence of Mr Turner.
Oh, I shall send out for the laudanum directly.
Oh, indeed, sir? I am much intrigued.
Oh, is that so, Stanny? I shall cogitate upon it.
Oh, it is a terrifying scene!
Oh, it's Hannibal crossing the Alps.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Mr Mallard. Everything satisfactory in your chamber?
Oh, Mr Turner, I am quite overwhelmed.
Oh, my goodness me!
Oh, my Molly, dear Molly, be still.
Oh, my! These are breathtaking, are they not?
Oh, my! What have we here?
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, sir.
Oh, not at all. I have enjoyed a most pleasant interlude with your father.
Oh, now!
Oh, shh, shh...
Oh, the glaziers do get rich.
Oh, there! Oh!
Oh, there.
Oh, there.
Oh, there. Let me take you in.
Oh, there. Shh, shh, shh...
Oh, there. You come here on your holidays, then?
Oh, what an elegant residence.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes,
Oh, yes, he's much engaged in administering to the poor veterans.
Oh, yes, indeed. All the way from Chelsea.
Oh, yes, Margate be famous for its schools.
Oh, yes, Yes, indeed.
Oh, yes. I heard tell of that at Antwerp.
Oh, you do look most handsome.
Oh, you flatter me. Oh, what an epic storm scene!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Most droll, Mr Booth.
Oh! Oh, there. Stay there, stay there.
Oh?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... I do know'ee.
Oh... Mr Mallard.
Oh... there.
Oi!
Oi!
On account of that explosion,
On my way into my meagre breakfast.
One must trust in providence. Colour of eye?
One repels the immediate ray.
Only in London is my genius not appreciated.
Only now I was admiring your seascape.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh...
Open wide.
Or full board for an extra 15 and sixpence.
Or Liza.
Our loss, Father!
Our many expeditions to the warmer climes of the Mediterranean
Ow!
Paintings always benefit his remarks.
Paintings, sculpture and other booty.
Pan your legs.
Paper.
Particles into chaos.
Perhaps even more so. Is it not, Father?
Perhaps.
Philadelphia? 'Tis on the eastern coast, is it not?
Placed precisely off centre here,
Pleasant trip?
Please convey my felicitations to your dear lady.

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