Anger Management (2003) Edit

A coursing underground river

A five hour trip to find out Mommy had a jelly bean...

A guy named Buddy Rydell left this card...

A joke. A jo... I....

A talk about what? There's not a problem.

A very bad mood.

Actually, could you give us a table overlooking that table right there?

Actually, yes. How did you know?

After dinner, she insisted we go home. So we hop on the bus...

After I got kicked out of the Army, I went through a real bad time:

After she dates a couple of losers, she'll be begging you to take her back.

All right, man. All right. Come on. Come on, big boy. Pretty boy.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. All right.

All right. Is it worth going back to the penitentiary, Chuck?

All right. Strictly as a friend.

All rise.

Alpha Bits.

Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating...

Also, not your hobbies, Dave, just simple:

Always a blast being with your friends.

Always a thrill. Right this way.

Am I out of line, or is this guy pushing me?

And are they all aware that you despise them?

And breaking that promise, to me, is unacceptable.

And don't hold back, okay?

And entrancing.

And how does that make you feel, Lou?

And I asked him why, and he said that when he saw me without my clothes...

And I believe in us, Linda.

And I said, Look, I'm seriously serious. You don't want to go there.

And I took a dump on his porch.

And I was like, you know, Don't go there.

And I'd like you to meet my date.

And I'm gonna finish it!

And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of anti Semitic remark.

And if she says no this time...

And if you want to start seeing...

And she moaned like a wildebeest.

And take me home, you psychotic piece of wacko.

And the beret to take attention off his plump head.

And we're lovers.

And when I woke up, I was standing over him and I was screaming:

Andrew.

Anger management?

Anger? Isn't this Sexaholics Anonymous?

Answer me, Buznik! Did you get it on with my sister?

Any of those would have been fine!

Anyway, a trial separation will make you both gain a deeper appreciation...

Anyways, I don't cheat on Linda.

Anyways, what I wanted to say to you was...

Anyways, you're not a porker. You're the un porker.

Are you a homophobe, Dave?

Are you ashamed that you never stood up to him?

Are you *******?

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay?

Are you such a hot stud that you'll break me in two?!

Arnie....

As for Dr. Rydell's safety, I'm issuing a restraining order.

Be aware of your presentation...

Because Dr. Cocoa Puff said legally I'm not allowed to get on a plane.

Because I do. I do. I have a girlfriend.

Because I got a girlfriend.

Because I refused to spoon with you last night?

Because I've got to earn that promotion.

Because of your profession you probably have seen a lot of them.

Because that is what's on the docket for you if you don't go and ask her out.

Because there's a lot of nice guys out there and I'm cool with it.

Before I make my decision, you have to do something for me.

Before tonight's National Anthem...

Better.

Bite me.

Bob?

Bring that up on the trip. You gotta stick up for yourself.

Buddy Rydell is a psycho!

Buddy thinks that a trial separation will ultimately...

Buddy's not such a bad guy.

Bullshit! Your job is to steal my girlfriend?!

Burn in hell!

But Buddy didn't order you to have sex.

But he kept on about wanting to see a doctor's note or something.

But he kept talking and talking, being such a nag...

But he was right about one thing.

But if you could prove that he's nuts: audiotape, video, picture, whatever...

But if you fail to strictly adhere to the rules of his program...

But you kicked some serious monk ass there, baby.

But, yes.

Butt out! Tough guy's going to learn a lesson.

Buznik, your behavior is unacceptable.

By the way, his name is not Fat shit Cat, it's Meatball...

By the way....

Bye.

Calm down.

Can I ask you a question, though?

Can I get a cosmopolitan?

Can you come to the back with me so we can have a talk?

Can you guess why she rejected you?

Care to visit?

Chill, Rocket. Goosfraba.

Chuck.

Chuck.

Close to You. We've Only Just Begun.

Come on, pal. I'm already settled in here. Can't you sit somewhere else?

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Confidence is the key to winning a young lady's attention.

Confront him or you're going to prison!

Congratulations, keed, you've reached level three

Congratulations! You just graduated from anger management!

Congratulations.

Could I maybe get that headset, please?

Could you bring it down a little bit?

Could you excuse him for a second, Peanuts?

Could you give me a second, sir?

Court is adjourned.

Damn, man, reminds me of these chicks back in the war.

Dave and Chuck...

Dave just got leveled!

Dave said, How does a guy who weighs over 600 pounds...

Dave thinks they could beat Seattle's win record.

Dave used to con her into getting naked...

Dave, cooking is very relaxing and the****utic.

Dave, I got this for you.

Dave, I think it's pivotal for you to confront your childhood nemesis.

Dave, you have a disease.

Dave, you're describing your personality.

Dave. You're late.

Dave's a dirty boy.

Dave's particulars.

Davey, your girlfriend stopped by and she dropped these off for you.

Davey's going crazy!

David, I hope you believe me when I say this:

David! David! No, David!

Denial. Key, key, key, key, key, key.

Did he steal my proposal idea?

Did you expose yourself...

Did you see that?

Dissembling is a common tool of the anger junkie.

Do you need some discipline?

Does size count at all, or is that just some weird thing guys think about?

Don't be naive, Dave.

Don't change the subject.

Don't get cute, wiseass!

Don't marry him!

Don't marry him!

Don't move.

Don't point that gun at Buddy. I'm the one who smashed your car up.

Don't sulk, Dave. Eat. Sit down.

Don't think I don't owe you a couple smacks by the way.

Don't worry about him.

Don't worry. Dr. Rydell explained everything to me, and I get it.

Dr. B, Davey just pulled a joke on us!

Dr. B, let it bip.

Dr. Rydell brought up an interesting fact about me being a procrastinator.

Dr. Rydell?

Easy, boy!

Exactly.

Except when Galaxia had ahold of you.

Excuse me, Arnie Shankman?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. This seat's available.

Explosions everywhere.

Explosive is the kind of individual that you see screaming at the cashier...

Fatty!

Finally, my parents said I had to move out.

First it was a five second one...

Flight attendant, Your Honor.

Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin, Buddy.

For crying out loud. You're missing important plot points.

For Pete's sake, this is the monk that twisted your tits!

For the love of Mike! This guy's your girl's best friend?

Fran, your assistant beat the bejesus out of a flight attendant.

Frank was nice enough to give me some creative executive position.

Friends?

Galaxia, you may get out of the car now.

Get out!

Get out!!

Get this moving. What the hell's your problem?

Get undressed.

Get what on? What are you doing here?

Gina, can you stop sucking on Stacy's finger for one second?

Girls, why don't you tell Dave what brought you here.

Give me the tape recorder.

Go get them, Mr. Johnson.

Go Yankees!

Go! Go! Go! Come on, let's go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Good evening.

Good evening. Tonight, romance comes to Yankee Stadium.

Good job, Chuck. That was really good.

Good job, Nate.

Good news, I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning...

Good to see you got your underwear back on.

Good to see you guys hugging.

Good.

Good. Then we can't go.

Goosfraba! Goosfraba!

Goosfraba.

Goosfraba.

Goosfraba.

Goosfraba.

Goosfraba.

Goosfraba.

Goosfraba.

Goosfraba.

Got any mustard for that cocktail frank, butt lick?

Got it.

Got something against guys with hair?

Great.

Great.

Great. Can I go throw up now?

Great. You're going to die, bitch.

Grenada!

Happy now, ass wipe?

Have fun looking like Colonel Klink.

Have you ever kissed a girl before?

He didn't give you a look.

He didn't say thank you. He should give you a promotion.

He doesn't like people touching his clubs.

He missed the lay up!

He said that he thought he could help, but it would be tough.

He's a jerk. You came up with the idea for the Husky Cat clothing line.

He's angry. It's a sickness, not a crime, Fran.

He's friends with my dad. We're members of the same country club.

He's giving you a wet willie and making you chew on his jockstrap...

He's got a dozen lawsuits pending.

He's not here. Why don't you go look for him?

He's yours.

Heard we're partnering up, huh?

Help me, brother.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here you go. I think you're gonna like it.

Hey, baldy, if I want crap out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

Hey, Dave.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hi, Nancy.

Hi.

His name is David. Don't dissemble.

His name is Frank!

His name's not Peanuts. It's Pana Manapia.

His....

Hold it back there! Come on, come on.

Holy shit.

Hookers, booze, shooting holes in the ceiling, screaming myself to sleep.

How did it go, pal?

How do you feel you handled that situation?

How do you feel?

How was that supposed to work?

How was the doctor?

How?

How's this?

However, I did insist that we not go forward without your blessing...

However, I did insist that we not go forward without your blessing...

Husky down jacket. Husky Eskimo look.

I agree.

I am appalled by your assault on Dr. Rydell.

I am calm. I just want my headset.

I am calm. What is it with you people?

I ate bad guacamole and I couldn't stop shitting!

I bet he got a lot of snickers in the locker room.

I bet there's like 50 Rydells in here.

I blacked out.

I broke the cocktail waitress's nose.

I broke the cocktail waitress's nose.

I can give you a ride.

I can just watch the movie with you.

I can understand why you wanted to see other people. I really can.

I can't believe that I fell for that one.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you actually started to fall for that crazy man.

I can't just sign your papers.

I can't stop love.

I could be. But, no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.

I couldn't take it anymore...

I dare you to kiss me.

I did a lot of horrible things as a kid.

I did what you told me to do, you sick, demented man.

I didn't ask for a traffic report. You're always late.

I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman.

I didn't do anything wrong. You know that.

I didn't give you the signal to leave.

I didn't hit her on purpose, Your Honor.

I didn't intend for this to happen.

I do whatever I want when I want, you little Spanish fruit topping.

I do. If there are 20 naked guys in there, I'm usually in the top 18.

I don't care for the way you've ironed my shirts, Dave. Try it again.

I don't even know where the guy lives.

I don't gotta be up till 7.

I don't have T.A.S.

I don't know about all that, but now I understand why you're here.

I don't know about the world, but it's definitely the biggest one in the room.

I don't know where a headset ties into patriotism.

I don't know. I.... It's something I wanted to say to you...

I don't mean you people. I mean you people.

I don't think so.

I don't think we'll make it on time. You're not even dressed.

I don't want you listening to any angry music.

I don't want you to tell us what you do. I want you to tell us who you are.

I even think about how I'm going to pop the question.

I feel bad about molesting his sister all those times, but it's all right!

I feel like dancing. Dancing.

I felt bad for him.

I figured this out.

I found it crumpled up behind the sports pages...

I gave you the signal to say your gross pickup line actually worked.

I got arrested at Kennedy. That's why I didn't make the next flight.

I got Casper in my clothes!

I gotta go. Bye.

I gotta go. I think he's coming.

I gotta go. Sorry.

I guess beating up stewardesses can get old after a while.

I guess I never really thought it through.

I guess not. Are those your friends?

I guess you're better than me. That's why you can't cop to your rage.

I have seen some shit, man. I kid you not, I have seen some shit.

I haven't been to the Actors Studio in quite some time.

I haven't done that in, like, eight months.

I hear you.

I hope you have it. My presentation's in two hours.

I just haven't been sleeping a lot lately so I was trying to catch some....

I keep talking about myself, acting arrogant and obnoxious.

I know that crazy man brought you here.

I know.

I know. I know.

I know. I'll figure something out.

I like playing tennis on occasion....

I like that.

I like them when they're really big.

I like to sleep in the nude.

I love when they do this.

I love you with all my heart, and I know you love me back.

I mean, group members...

I mean, I accidentally did that.

I mean, I accidentally did that.

I mean, I gotta be there by 9:00.

I mean, I'm sorry. I just.... I want to answer your question.

I mean, it's just a silly game, anyways.

I mean, you like comedies?

I met with Buddy after reading his book...

I might be a little bit indecisive at times.

I never expected it to go that way.

I pushed you around. I called you nasty names.

I really thought my mother was having surgery.

I rented the place. I figured it'd be more fun if it was just Brown alumni.

I said I'd have it by 3.

I said the corniest thing I could think of.

I see you've managed to brutalize a cocktail waitress this time.

I should be your husband...

I shouldn't eat this. I'm getting so fat.

I shouldn't really talk right now.

I smell the effluvium of pain and frustration.

I think I better get going.

I think I'm going to recommend to the court that we double your time.

I think we're getting a picture, Dave.

I think you're in my seat.

I think you've got room to back up.

I think your girlfriend's cheating on you.

I thought that you said five seconds.

I thought you said you were joking.

I thought you'd want your picture in there. No?

I told her I didn't want to waste money on a cab. That did not go down well.

I told you I'd get you back for that.

I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!

I wanna change.

I wanna get on the field. I'm a fan of Mr. Merrill's.

I want to have a family with you. I want to have kids with you.

I want to introduce you to somebody.

I want two eggs, over easy and unfertilized...

I want you to go over there and ask that woman out.

I was being attacked by someone...

I was fired from my ice cream truck job today. No more Fudgeicles.

I was just doing my job. I never doubted you for a minute.

I was toying with the notion that you were gay...

I was wondering if I could buy you a drink. I see that you have a drink...

I wasn't able to talk to him about that yet, but I will.

I wasn't expecting that from a Buddhist.

I went from happy to angry, skipped sad. Now I feel like kicking his ass.

I went out with this guy, and he wouldn't sleep with me.

I whizzed on him.

I will be uncharacteristically aggressively boring.

I will not tolerate any racist behavior on the plane.

I won't let you do this to us!

I would never have done anything with that girl.

I wouldn't worry about me.

I'd like to talk to you alone for a second.

I'll be right there, sir.

I'll be strong.

I'll kill that guy.

I'll kill you!

I'll miss you, big guy, so take good care.

I'll see you soon.

I'm a lady. Oops, no, I'm not.

I'm a little flustered right now. I have to be to work in eight minutes.

I'm a nice, easygoing man.

I'm a pretty good guy.

I'm calm!

I'm centered, I'm centered.

I'm feeling very angry right now...

I'm fine. Just date anybody you'd like.

I'm Galaxia. That's my German name.

I'm glad I missed work. Can we eat now?

I'm glad your car died. The train's romantic.

I'm going to ask her to marry me when I'm ready.

I'm going to assign you an anger ally...

I'm going to get you back for that one.

I'm going to sign your papers. You're a free man.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm guessing that's when you decided to shack up with your aunt.

I'm here because I was verbally attacked by my neighbor.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood.

I'm just making a little room to back up.

I'm just not doing it right, I guess.

I'm just recording your demeanor upon awakening.

I'm more comfortable there.

I'm not a cheater.

I'm not a homophobe.

I'm not afraid. Dr. Rydell taught me not to be afraid of anybody.

I'm not dissembling. That's my Hebrew name.

I'm not having sex with a she male! Relax!

I'm not telling you to elope with her. Just go over and flirt a little bit.

I'm only going to say this one more time, sir. Calm down.

I'm ordering you to pay a fine of $3500.

I'm over here!

I'm setting a trial date for 3 weeks from today for attempted murder.

I'm so handsome.

I'm so hungry I could eat you, Dave.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

I'm sorry I was so rude before...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I be right with you.

I'm sorry. I know this is really stressing you out.

I'm sorry. You don't have to cry anymore.

I'm supposed to date other people so I figured I'd give it a try.

I'm sure he'd love to listen to what you guys have to say.

I'm sure she'd love to hang out with a goofy secretary...

I'm sure that it's going to be over before you know it.

I'm surprised your research didn't tell you that.

I'm trying to give you a hand. It's my job.

I'm wetting my Jockeys here.

I've been getting your coffee and doing your work for five years now.

I've done crazier stuff than that to win back a chick.

I've got a stress reduction technique to show you.

I've got some good news for you and some potentially upsetting news.

I've got to get it done with nut boy in Boston.

I've never seen you so excited.

If anything, you could even gain a few pounds.

If friends come over, I want them to feel comfortable.

If I can't, I'll tear him apart with my bare hands.

If I had lost my temper...

If I had to do 20 hours of that, I'd end up killing myself.

If I put on a few pounds...

If we finish our work, I'd love to go to a jazz club.

If you are calm as well as witty, she will respond.

If you give me a chance...

If you knew Linda, you'd know how uncorny it would be to her.

If you think I'm a porker, then just come right out and say it.

Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet, day after day...

In addition, to prevent further acts of rage...

In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.

In fact, I think I gotta get back to my friend.

Incidentally, nice move bringing the girls.

Is it all right if I date your ex?

Is it cheating if you're passed around the cell block like a peace pipe?

Is that what you've come here to tell me?

Is there a problem here, sir?

Is this good or bad?

Is this Slow And Stupid Waitress Day?

Isn't that normally a girl's name?

It looked like it belonged on a baby and it had a funny color.

It looks really good.

It was a great night.

It was no one's fault, I guess. It was just...

It'll be good for you guys.

It's actually quite petite.

It's Gary.

It's good stuff.

It's got to be done.

It's just that I want to go on a fake date to get my girlfriend jealous...

It's just that monks, they talk shit...

It's not a weakness.

It's not every day a man gets to propose marriage...

It's not serious, but she'll be at Boston County Hospital for the next two days.

It's worth 50 bucks...

It's your pal Buddy who's taking her to the Yankee game tonight.

James made the basketball team, Raheem landed the lead...

Jeez, I don't think that it was.

Jeez, without Slippy Flippies or angry masturbating? How is that possible?

Jibber jabber. Jibber jabbering. Mumbo jumbo.

Just a second. Just one second, Dave.

Just calm down.

Just go over there and repeat the following...

Just hang for one session...

Just laughing. I don't know. I'm not laughing at you.

Just so you know, she really is having surgery.

Just tell him his mom called from Boston.

Kendra is an ex patient of mine, an actress. Pretty good one too.

Kendra...

Kids who have your eyes...

Kiss her, David!

Kiss her, David.

Know something? I'm sick of you hanging out with Linda.

Ladies, this is Buddy Rydell.

Lame o.

Let him be. Set your anger free.

Let me ask you something.

Let me buy you a drink.

Let me explain something.

Let me hear the potentially upsetting news.

Let the man back in.

Let this man finish what he came here to say.

Let's be perfectly clear about this.

Let's go give those guys some tsuris.

Let's not make fun of my God, here.

Let's take a walk on the wild side.

Liar. Bullshitter. You're a woman beater.

Like, What the hell's that thing?

Linda and I have fallen for one another.

Linda, I'm not mad at you.

Linda, think about what you're doing to us.

Linda! Linda, I've loved you since the day I met you!

Linda? Are you out there, honey?

Linda.

Linda. I'm a little embarrassed. I didn't know you were going to be here.

Linda's been thinking about leaving you for some time.

Linda's my best friend. There's no secrets between us.

Listen, ladies! Gentleman! Lentleman!

Look at this actress here.

Look at you, Lou. You've really calmed down since working with Dr. B.

Look, Dave.

Looking for company, baby?

Ma'am?

Mainly angry at myself...

May I interject?

Maybe he'd enjoy the knee slapper you told me about the great Buddha.

Maybe I better get up to Boston...

Maybe I better get up to Boston...

Maybe it's the way his pants fit him.

Maybe just hum a little I Feel Pretty.

Maybe you could give me an example of what a good answer would be.

Maybe you don't know either...

Meanwhile, I've got Head up my ass about that catalog.

Miracles of modern science. I am stimulating my hair follicles...

Miss?

Miss? Excuse me, miss?

More good news, you won't have to listen to those lame jokes...

Mr. Buznik, I don't know why you hate women.

Mr. Buznik. In case 723, assault and battery against a flight attendant...

Mr. Buznik...

My approach dictates intense observation.

My boss is going to go nuts on me if we're late, so please?

My clothes hide it, but I'm getting gooey right here.

My friend took off on me.

My girlfriend got me that.

My job is trying to prevent Mr. Andrew...

My lawyer's gay. His boyfriend is gay.

My name is Pana Kamanana...

My nipples!

My offer stands.

My pleasure, Mr. Eyebrows.

My strategy is to keep my girlfriend.

My, oh, my.

My...

Never know when your number's up.

Never really seen nothing like that before. Didn't it used to scare you?

Nice meeting you. Okay.

No air.

No explanation for the egg throwing. He's a psycho.

No matter how old I get, always a culinary delight.

No more clam chowder.

No, he was just having a bad day.

No, he's in the shower right now.

No, I can get out.

No, I got a girlfriend.

No, I just....

No, I told you, I never slept with him. Why, is it huge?

No, I'm a pulling my penis out in front of you a phobe.

No, it's bad. It's all bad.

No, thank you very...

No, the serious part was the joke.

No! Don't! Don't! Don't!

No!!

No!!

No!! How about you hum the I'm a Crazy Asshole song?

No.

No. He was just a kid lashing out...

No. I didn't mean that.

No. I don't think you're a porker.

No. I mean, I like to consider myself her best friend...

No. I think that's down the hall.

No. I'm sorry.

No. I'm the guy hiding in the frozen food section dialing 911, I swear.

No. No. I'm sorry. Guys, I don't think you should be moving in with me.

No. No. No. No.

No. Self hypnotic negative imagery.

No. That's not what I was saying.

No. We're not. Thank you.

Nobody cares. Just sit in the seat I'm supposed to sit in.

Nobody wants to settle down with a 35 year old secretary.

Nope.

Not a problem.

Not as funny as you.

Not as well as I could've.

Not blah blah, Nate.

Not Chuck. Give me Bobby Knight, or the porno girls.

Not only do they have ketchup...

Not that crowded here. You'd think it would be packed.

Now is the first time I've been late. But you're right. I'm sorry.

Now that is a big one, folks.

Now the situation is contained.

Now then, we need to go over some ground rules.

Now wait a minute.

Now wait a minute. Calm down a bit. Try some deep breathing.

Now we can do it here or Rikers Island.

Now we're bumping into cars.

Now we're even, butt lick!

Now, come, David. Humor is the spice of life.

Now, Fury Fighters, let's say hello to someone...

Now, Fury Fighters...

Now, here's what I want you to write on the scoreboard.

Now, repeat after me, Nate:

Now, when I started here...

Now, why did I do that?

Now, you say you kissed?

Now! Now! Now! Now!

Numb nuts, where's the catalog for my Fat Cat clothing line?

Of course I did. That's what made it so funny.

Of course not. I was a real cretin then.

Of course. Excuse me...

Oh, boy, here we go.

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. There he is.

Oh, little Meatball. You tie this up tight...

Oh, man. He was on fire that year.

Oh, my God, it was disgusting.

Oh, my God, it's Dave.

Oh, my God! I thought you were going to shoot somebody!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness. Bobby Knight.

Oh, my, my, my. It's....

Oh, shit.

Oh, we will.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. For insurance purposes.

Oh! Hey! Hey, watch that shit!

Oh! Sara saw my pee pee!

Okay, I'll go first. Truth or dare?

Okay, they got fishing while you go to the bathroom. That's nice.

Okay, we're even. We're even now.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. I like that.

Okay. My bad. Moving on.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. Well, we're in the adult film industry.

Once I ran naked through a subway station.

One day, Gina was having sex with this Filipino guy Melo...

One second we're fighting, and the next second we're laughing...

Oops, no, I'm not.

Oops, that's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera.

Or a genius.

Our country is going through a difficult time now.

Over and over again.

Pana Kamanana...

Patient number 135, David Buznik...

Pena! Look! Your sister's back.

Please marry me, Linda.

Poetry garbage.

Porker!

Porker!

Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

Pretty hard too.

Probably make out with my next boyfriend.

Procrastination, Dave.

Psychotic.

Put that there, Dan, thank you very much.

Putting up a Marry me, please on the scoreboard...

Raheem will make a breathtaking Tevye, I'm sure.

Really?

Recalling your nut job sister struggling with her underpants...

Remember at Brown when we saw Ron Guidry win his 20th?

Remember, for 22 more days, you are mine.

Remember, Lou, temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it.

Retard your anger level a few notches and listen to me. Can you do that?

Right here?

Rise and shine, Sir Snoozola.

Rose.

Said the liar to the beached whale!

Saw his...

See? Iverson just missed a lay up at the buzzer, Sixers lose.

Separating from Linda is a crucial part of our strategy.

Settle down.

Shankman!

She ain't cheating on me by the way. We agreed to take a break.

She doesn't know any Andreas. You mean Andrew?

She dumped you 15 years ago. Get over it.

She loves you, but she recognizes you're a neurotic mess.

She making fun of me?

She said it was getting late, we kissed and I headed on home.

She said she's having some minor surgery.

She seemed a little bit bent out of shape.

She teaches poetry. Poetry teacher.

She told you I was a premature ejaculator?

She tried to chocolate me to death.

She wanted to be like the 2000 other girls who said that to me growing up?

She's busy right now, but it's coming.

She's cute. And then a 10 second Frencher.

She's having surgery.

She's not home, Dave. She went out with her pal Andrea.

She's not taking a break from the old sausage, huh?

Shut your pie hole! We're working here!

Skipper, how you doing?

Smoldering beneath the rituals Of hope for familiarity

So anyway, in the middle of our session...

So did Little Davey need some anger management?

So do you have a take on this Buznik guy?

So how much of this thing was a setup?

So I saw your boy Andrew at the urinal.

So I've been thinking about it, Linda...

So if I repeat that crazy shit...

So it's not just me. This guy is nuts, isn't he?

So my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken.

So my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken.

So now I'm too skinny for you?

So Pena likes the spicy humor.

So the guy asked me for change. I laughed. He cursed.

So when I get out of jail, sometime in the next two to five years...

So why don't you back up an inch or two.

So why don't you back up an inch or two.

So you really didn't talk to Linda.

So, anyway, Dave, how's anger management going?

So, now, did this guy grow up near a nuclear power plant or something?

So, what, we're not going to talk at all?

Some mindless nitwit is parked behind me.

Songs of madness and obsession.

Sorry about waking you up.

Sorry, it's just hard. I'll never meet anyone as good as you.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I just heard you guys got cleaner seats than us.

Sorry. I just heard you guys got cleaner seats than us.