Harry and the Hendersons (1987) Edit

A beanstalk?

A big footprint.

A Bigfoot.

A burglar, a prowler?

A burglar, a prowler?

A hamster.

A man named Jack.

A monster like an ape with rabies, only bigger than a regular ape with rabies.

A mouse? A mouse!

A target for a bunch of blood thirsty crackpots.

A war zone?

After the paramedics had revived the woman she said,

All except this journal from the North American Anthropological Institute.

All right, everybody out!

All right, Mom! That sucker's history!

All right. I knew you weren't dead!

All right. Okay.

All right. This morning's paper.

All units in the vicinity of Broadway and Torrance please respond.

All you can eat.

Am I missing something?

Amazing. That was... Can you imagine?

And because of that I am going to find out where he lives. It's fantastic.

And bumped your head on the curb...

And don't step on the trout.

And from the look in your mug, you think it's a load, don't you?

And he picks me up, bike and all, over his head

And he's snarling with saliva dripping off his pointed teeth.

And Herb? He's no help!

And I killed it!

And I killed it!

And I know it's closing time so if you wanna talk shop, then shop!

And I know Seattle's not going anywhere.

And I know you would want to help me find it so I could care for it.

And I'm convinced he wasn't dead.

And I'm gonna prune your plant.

And I'm investigating a possible road kill, with an animal

And I'm sorry.

And I'm talking nip it in the bud!

And keep repeating, "I'm not a fool!"

And let's put up a map of the area,

And my lungs smoke!

And no force except in self defense!

And now, your host,

And pick up some cod liver oil and Tabasco.

And probably scared him half to death in the process!

And probably scared him half to death in the process!

And say there was this, this, giant...

And say, "Goodbye, hairy friend."

And tell your sister she's gonna have to help us lift this thing up!

And thanks for your consideration.

And their lives to this thing?

And then our Passiflora coriacea and then it ate our goldfish.

And then something happened on a hunting trip darn near 50 years ago

And there were a lot of guns!

And they just said, "We'll take him in.

And they only did that because they knew somebody would buy them.

And third, we send a whole shit load of cops in there

And we both have to stare at ourselves in the mirror every morning

And we get to share it with one of our oldest friends.

And we'll mark on it all the spots where people say they've seen the thing.

And where is it now, Mr. Henderson?

And where the hell have you been? There was nothing I could do!

And you ate it! Sarah!

And, of course, I cannot remember his name

Anybody who knows the whereabouts of the elusive Mr. Hen

Anything that'll go fully automatic?

Anything with a night scope.

Anyway, he's fine, and we are fine and...

Are we sure we don't have anything that doesn't sting?

Are you completely deaf? I said, "Get me out of here now.

Are you Dr. Wrightwood? I'm George Henderson.

Are you people out of your minds?

Are you sitting down?

Are you sure?

Are you vegetarians?

As a matter of fact an eyewitness is now claiming to have been attacked

As a matter of fact, I... Good!

As you probably know, your Dad paid me a visit the other day at my museum.

At least for now it seems to be trapped.

At least he's safe here.

Atta boy.

Basement stacks. Take the stairs. Thank you.

Be careful. It's still loaded.

Be real quiet.

Be very careful.

Because you figure I'm the only one

Before Sasquatch got under his skin he was a Class A hunter.

Believe me, honey, whatever it is, it's definitely dead!

Big fangs, a lot of drool.

Bigfoot can come live with us. We'll accept the responsibility.

Bigfoot eat their dead.

Bigfoot?

Bigfoot?

Bigfoot.

Bleeding all over the streets.

Boy, is this guy strong!

Boy, Sarah. You really pissed him off! Shut up.

But first, I want you to think about this just for a moment.

But he spiked me twice!

But I got a hunch they exist.

But I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.

But I sure am glad it's Tuesday.

But I'm afraid we're all out of big, big ammo! Who's next?

But I'm sure you'll see

But if I make him look peaceful, the way Harry really is...

But it did, and now we have to do the right thing!

But it must have been hungry 'cause I found it in the kitchen!

But it would have been murder! He's not an animal!

But it's Bigfoot.

But it's gotta be a bear.

But it's gotta be a bear.

But it's the right thing to do.

But let's keep the price on the ground.

But that means I've gotta find him first.

But there's a big difference between your story and mine.

But what really happened is when you saw him,

But when you saw him, you were so scared...

But you know it might not be so easy,

By the time I turned around all I saw was a streak of fur.

Can I be sick, too? No.

Can I help you?

Can I help you? Probably not.

Can you imagine what a Bigfoot would do to your home?

Can't you see that? He means something to me!

Can't you see we don't want you anymore?

Catch of the day.

Come on, big guy. Rise and shine!

Come on, hurry!

Come on, it's going in the dining room!

Come on, Nan, we gotta cook it. It's Ernie's first kill.

Come on, Nan. It's all in how you look at it.

Come on, now.

Come on, quick, everybody back into the house!

Come on, you know as well as I do there's nothing out there to shoot at.

Come on! Nancy!

Come to bed. No.

Comfortable?

Company!

Cool. Look.

Cops!

Could I leave a message for...

Could it be a gorilla?

Could it be a gorilla?

Could you point me to some books on the...

Could you see that the Doctor gets this?

Covered with tartar sauce.

Crashed your precious ten speed into the stop sign,

Crazy?

Dad, don't you think we might be encouraging a lot of unqualified people

Dad, he doesn't understand.

Dad, it's not an animal!

Dad.

Dad's gonna just love that.

Damn you!

Damn!

Definitely male.

Did I bring my rifle this time?

Did I catch the fact that he actually...

Did I? No.

Did you get that, George?

Did you see any Bigfoot? What?

Did you see those big honking teeth? Ernest.

Did you witness it happen? What's your name, sir?

Discovered his wife lying unconscious on top of their car.

Do you have a cat? No!

Do you have any more?

Do you hear me? Even if you are an animal!

Do you mind? I'm trying to take a statement.

Do you think I can get a pair of real major league baseball cleats

Do you think I'm going to stop now?

Doctor's old, tired.

Does this mean we can keep him?

Don't be so sure.

Don't bullshit!

Don't I wish.

Don't I wish.

Don't let him kill me!

Don't let him kill me! Please, don't let him kill me!

Don't let him kill me! Please, don't, don't let him kill me.

Don't sit!

Don't worry, George, I spared you.

Don't worry. It's the safest place in the whole house!

Don't you look at me like that!

Don't you need some backup? No.

Double fish on a sesame bun.

Downtown. Sergeant Mancini. Sergeant, my name is George Henderson.

Dr. Wrightwood, say hello to Harry.

Dr. Wrightwood.

Easy for you to say. This is Irene. Oh, my God!

Eat your Pablum like a good boy...

Eaten? By a vegetarian? All right, that's it. Officers!

Either killed or maimed in a car accident.

Ernie, are you all right?

Ernie, don't even touch that gun.

Ernie, don't give Daddy any ideas. I could not face two stuffed bunnies.

Ernie, get your mother! Quick!

Ernie, give me a hand.

Ernie, give me your arms. I'll lift you up.

Ernie, no! No!

Ernie, what are you doing in the fish?

Ernie, you and your sister go take the stuff off the top of the car, put it in the back.

Ernie!

Ernie!

Ernie's experiment for his science class.

Everybody asks, "Has anybody ever seen one?"

Everybody just act normal.

Everybody, get up here! Quick! Quick!

Everybody, stay in the car.

Everything is melting. Have I got something to show you.

Exactly. No sense standing around breathing it.

Excuse me, Jack would be willing to take this creature in,

Excuse me, when did all this happen?

Exercise, Irene. That's the only diet.

Extra larges, two orders.

Face it, Dad, you want him back.

Fantasy, folklore, myths and legends.

Fine. Can we get together?

Fine. Wonderful time.

First things first.

First we cordon off your neighborhood.

Footprints.

For Christ's sake, I'm talking about bagging a Sasquatch!

For God's sake, Jacques, open your eyes!

For the rest of my life!

For wrongfully turning your neighborhood into a war zone

Forgive me, Harry?

Freeze! Move out! Drop it!

Fully automatic is illegal and it takes seven days to clear a handgun.

George Nathan Henderson, what is the matter with you?

George what?

George,

George, could you go a little faster?

George, do you still fool with that painting stuff?

George, George what? George Hen...

George, George what? George Hen...

George, he doesn't fit here! He doesn't fit in our lives!

George, he's coming back!

George, he's eating my plant. Look, he's eating my plants! No!

George, I'm so proud of you.

George, if I could have a word with you before the Carson Show calls.

George, please, slow down.

George, shouldn't we call a Ranger?

George, those are just empty calories.

George, what happened to "home before dark. Grab a bite on the way"?

George, what is it?

George, what is it?

George, what...

George, what's that for? I know what I'm doing.

George, you are acting like a crazy person!

George, you were different.

George, you're not going out there?

George!

George!

George! Can't we just call somebody?

George! I'll kill you first!

George?

George?

George? What are you doing?

George.

Get me my rifle.

Get out of here!

Get out of the fridge, Ernie.

Get this guy. Come on, move it! Move it!

Give him a Bigfoot.

Give me the biggest one you got!

Go for it, Jocko! Raise a ruckus!

Go on down there, like a couple of real men

Go stick a pin in Queen Anne's Hill, we just got another sighting.

Go!

Go.

God, I hate this guy.

Good God! Harry, no!

Good morning, Seattle. Today Jerry's special...

Good morning. Hi.

Good, then it's just a hairball.

Good.

Goodbye, my friend.

Great!

Great. I'm gonna spike Frankie McDowell.

Great. No brewer's yeast? No, sorry.

Had him in your sights and couldn't do it?

Hands up, big claws,

Hang on, Harry.

Hard to believe, huh?

Harry Henderson.

Harry,

Harry, are you hurt? Where are you?

Harry, you've gotta go!

Harry!

Harry!

Harry!

Harry!

Harry! Harry, come on down.

Harry?

Harry?

Harry.

Harry.

Harry...

Have you ever had a burger?

Hawthorne Hills?

He bought some pretty serious ammo, .458s.

He deserves to be free.

He didn't care for the blue cheese.

He ends up giving me a BB gun.

He just vanished.

He quickly changed his story, however...

He really wants to come in now.

He's a hunter who came into the store today.

He's almost on us, Dad!

He's eating my Passiflora coriaceas.

He's got one of those gerbils.

He's gotta go back where he belongs.

He's more of a man than an animal.

He's our friend!

He's right, Nan. It's no wonder people wanna kill them.

He's so odd.

Hell, looks like we got one of those right here.

Hello, are you still there? Sorry, bad connection.

Hello?

Hello? Hello.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Here. Ern.

Hey, come on! Come on, give me my things!

Hey, Dad. Yeah.

Hey, George. Cool down. It's just a piece of cardboard.

Hey, hang on. I thought we were gonna sell it, and get rich.

Hey, hey. Be careful of my drawings back there.

Hey, look, just say I believe you have a Bigfoot in your house.

Hey, when I'm ready, pal.

Hey, you! Halt!

Hey!

Hey! Hey, fella, get away from that window!

Him! Yes, Sasquatch!

His latest theory is that a condor flew over and took a shit in it!

Hold it right there, mister.

Holy shit! Sorry, Dad.

Honey, I can't. I gotta finish this.

Honey, that wasn't supposed to happen!

Honey.

How about dinner?

How about you draw a big full size Bigfoot?

How can you tell?

How did you know this?

How did you know this? Did you witness it happen?

How do you know Wrightwood?

How's that for an arthritic old shooter, huh?

Hungry?

Hungry? We're gonna have a little party.

Hurry, please, please! There's no time!

Hurry!

Hurry. Up here, George.

I almost had him. I was that close.

I almost killed him myself!

I always miss it.

I am called Richard Smith.

I appreciate what you're saying, Dr. Wrightwood,

I begged him all fall for a set of paints.

I believe this is yours.

I bet a museum would want it or something.

I brought my poor ten speed to a complete stop

I can remember Herb's and my first fight. This is nothing.

I chased a set of tracks for two or three miles.

I didn't kill the poor little things. Grandma didn't kill them!

I didn't really Mace him. I was about to be eaten!

I don't believe this family! Sorry.

I don't believe you just said that.

I don't care how big and ugly and smelly you are.

I don't even know when he's coming back.

I don't feel very good.

I don't know what else it could be.

I don't know why the hell I bother with you!

I don't know! Show him the pasta maker.

I don't know. He's our little pet.

I don't know. I hardly saw it.

I don't know. We couldn't see it.

I don't think they get that big around here,

I don't think you'll ever know how much you've meant to us.

I don't understand.

I don't want some prankster in a monkey suit

I feel so guilty.

I forgot I have a sink backed up and I... And a potty.

I found a new diet.

I got your mail.

I gotta check it out anyway.

I gotta find him. I can't go to work.

I guess it must be

I have a friend,

I have a little something to show you.

I have no doubt that you saw him,

I have no doubt that you saw him,

I heard a rustle behind me.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

I just need time to figure away to...

I knew it was you. I could smell you all the way upstairs.

I know it seems bad, but just give me one more week.

I know it's hard. It's hard for me, too.

I know these roads like the back of my hand.

I know where you are if I need you.

I liked him.

I made a mistake

I mean, how do we know? Maybe it's not vicious at all.

I mean, it wasn't dead anymore. It must have just walked into the kitchen.

I mean, it's a ticket to a better life!

I mean, with all these Bigfoot sightings

I mean, you could be looking at old Dad on the Carson Show, for heaven's sake.

I might know a place, but we'd never be able to find it in the dark.

I need one of those Clint Eastwood magnums.

I never got a chance to thank you.

I remember what you told me when you came into my shop.

I said stay in the car.

I saw you on television last night, Mr. Hen, and I think we should talk.

I see an old Army buddy from 40 years driving along the freeway

I started spending all the time I could spare searching for the beast.

I suggest you drop this whole thing right now.

I think he likes it here.

I think we got those in here somewhere.

I think we should just get out of here, Dad.

I think you and Sarah will be safer at school, Ernie.

I think you better come take a look at this!

I think you knew exactly what you were saying.

I thought I hit a man!

I thought it was gonna eat me, but it ate my daughter's corsage instead.

I thought you said we were leaving.

I told her you had something to drop off tonight, don't you?

I told you exactly what to do. You didn't even come close.

I want some .458 magnums.

I want this quadrant air tight. Nothing gets out! Nothing!

I wanted King Kong, you brought me a goddamn giant gerbil.

I was gonna call in the morning,

I was gonna keep that flower

I was looking for the right words.

I went out for a walk one day in the woods.

I'll be a social outcast for the rest of my life!

I'll have to join a convent. Nancy!

I'll meet her halfway.

I'll tell you what, Mr. Henderson.

I'll tell you what, Mr. Henderson.

I'll turn it off. No. Let me hate him.

I'm afraid if you want a gun right now it'll have to be a rifle or a shotgun.

I'm at 437 Manning Drive.

I'm gonna put my phone number down here.

I'm gonna say it simple and I hope to God for your sakes you all listen.

I'm gonna say this once.

I'm gonna show these to Irene. She loves roses.

I'm not even George Henderson. You must have reached the wrong number.

I'm not gonna stand around while some animal destroys our house!

I'm okay.

I'm pleased to meet you. Likewise. Thank you.

I'm really sure!

I'm right, aren't I? That's what really happened, isn't it?

I'm sorry, that's the last we got.

I'm sorry. I really have to go.

I'm telling it so that your father won't make the same mistake.

I'm thinking about us.

I'm Wallace Wrightwood.

I'm working with assholes.

I'm...

I've got his address.

I've gotta go take care of it. Thank you.

If I call in a favor, I might be able to get you out sometime tonight.

If it's still alive, it's probably not in a very good mood.

If there really was a Bigfoot, don't you think I'd have had him as a guest on my show?

If you can shoot with it, it's a gun.

If your father wants a Bigfoot,

In every way I possibly can.

In your kitchen.

Into the stop sign, bumped your head on the curb

Irene had us cornered out there for 15 minutes.

Irene, the phone. I've gotta get the phone. Okay.

Irene, would you go see if the tea kettle is just about to boil, honey?

Irene.

Is everybody all right, Nancy? Okay, kids?

Is everything all right with you kids?

Is he coming back? He might.

Is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the back yard.

Is standing right in front of me! Growling.

Isn't he something?

Isn't it?

Isn't Monday the dullest day of the week?

It crawled, it scurried, you know, it scampered,

It just came out like that. I didn't know what I was saying.

It kind of wobbled, creeped, like an animal does, you know?

It might even be some kind of a person.

It smells gross!

It was eating out of our refrigerator.

It was huge. Gigantic.

It was huge. It was bigger than you are!

It was just luck.

It was just so different when it was dead.

It was my drawing! Why did you change it?

It was wrong of me to think that we could just claim it like a stray dog.

It wasn't...

It'll keep me awake until the coffee kicks in.

It's a Bigfoot person.

It's a major discovery.

It's a new energy diet. You might wanna try it, George.

It's a rifle, girls.

It's alive! Dad!

It's amazing, you know,

It's beautiful.

It's big bucks, don't you see?

It's dead!

It's dead. Shoot it anyway!

It's eating my fifteenth birthday corsage!

It's for the gun. Where do you live?

It's hurt.

It's in the bathroom.

It's Irene!

It's just not Harry's world out there.

It's LaFleur!

It's like drawing a "wanted" poster of your best friend.

It's like going to heaven with your feet still on the ground.

It's like we've become an enemy to anything wondrous.

It's Monday morning. What am I gonna do about work?

It's no use hiding! I know you're up!

It's not as if I tried to hit it, Nan.

It's not breathing and it's cold as a Popsicle.

It's not fair! He should be mine!

It's okay, Mom, the stairs broke!

It's okay!

It's over. Over?

It's really much nicer on the inside. Come on.

It's so sad.

It's the fish. Ernie, close the cooler.

Jack and the Beanstalk, George?

Jacques LaFleur, meet Harry.

Jacques LaFleur.

Jeez, Dad, who the hell is that guy?

Jerome,

Jerome, I know where he is.

Jerome, this time it is different.

Jerry Seville!

Jocko, this old ticker hasn't thumped like this for years.

John Morrow, who will talk to us all about his new squid and prune juice diet.

Just put it on the fridge.

Just sit back and relax.

Just sit... Stay.

Just take Little Bob and get rid of her!

Just take the I 5 right into town. We're in the Wallingford section.

Keep an eye on him! "Keep an eye on him," George?

Kimchee!

Kimchee! Kimchee!

Knowledge of the Bigfoot's habits, vanished before...

LaFleur!

LaFleur! What?

Let me ask you,

Let me see if I can help you, Irene.

Let's go! Now's our chance!

Let's keep it and get rich. Exactly.

Let's take a picture! I'll get the camera.

License plates, huh? That guy's probably a convict. Here.

Life was great.

Life,

Like a member of the family.

Like I always do at stop signs.

Like you got Ernie.

Listen to me. You're wrong! I was like you!

Listen, late last night a Hawthorne Hills man

Listen, you don't understand!

Listening to our reporter talk about it,

Little Bob must be in heat or something. Every dog in the neighborhood is out here.

Little Bob!

Lock the door! Yeah.

Look at all this stuff!

Look at this.

Look what he's doing to my paint job!

Look who's here.

Look, he had it perfect just five minutes ago.

Look, I hit a Bigfoot with my car. I thought it was dead.

Look, I'm under a lot of stress here,

Look, pal, they just spotted that thing not three blocks from my house.

Look, we can't let her see this thing.

Look, we have to do the right thing and think about him!

Look, we'll stuff it. Okay?

Looking for my baseball glove.

Ls there a beanstalk involved in this, Mr. Henderson?

Luck?

Lunch!

Magazines! Cover stories.

May I come in?

May I help you?

Maybe even bigger.

Maybe he thinks you're getting...

Maybe it's gentle, even has feelings.

Maybe there's a chance you can blast something.

Maybe we can. I don't know.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mom, Dad, hurry, this is great!

Mom, Ernie's playing with that gun again.

Mom, he came back!

Mom, it's only 8:30. You mind your mother!

Mom, my corsage!

Mom, where's the roast?

Mom's right.

Mon dieu! They have a language?

Mr. Henderson, do you have someone in your house?

Mrs. Henderson, obviously, our main concern are for your family,

Mrs. Henderson? Yes.

My dad creamed a Bigfoot.

My family's in terrible danger. In danger?

My God!

My God!

My God! Harry?

My God.

My name is George Hen...

My name is George Hen...

My name is Kim Lee not Kimchee!

My name? My name is George Hen...

My orchid!

Nan, I don't know how, but we gotta figure a way to keep this thing.

Nan, you don't understand these things. It's just smart baseball.

Nan, you wouldn't happen to have any peanut butter and brewer's yeast?

Nan! What?

Nancy, do something!

Nancy, honey, we've got to give him one more chance!

Nancy, I'm not a doctor, but it has no pulse,

Nancy, it's Wrightwood. Dr. Wrightwood? Yes. How are you?

Nancy, this is a big deal.

Nancy, this is Dr. Wrightwood.

Nancy!

Nancy!

Never mind about that. No, no, no, no.

Never mind, I gotta go to the market

Never mind. Let's eat. Nancy?

No one was injured. I'm so pleased.

No one's going anywhere until I figure out what to do!

No way it's alive! You trashed him, Dad.

No, don't think I'm crazy, Sergeant,

No, don't worry about us!

No, honey. This is Richard Smith,

No, I missed it. I always miss everything.

No, I'm fine, dear.

No, no, no Bigfoot here, Sergeant. I was just joking.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Stay. Please...

No, no, no. You're kidding yourself.

No, no, Sergeant, no Bigfoot here.

No, not yet.

No, now look...

No, the very best thing that you can do is go to work.

No, you're not. Listen to your Mom, Ern.

No! Don't even think about it!

No.

No. I mean, yes.

No. I read the things weigh over 400 pounds.

No. Just into my own back yard.

No. No.

None of this was supposed to happen,

Not as big as you think.

Not some zoo, or lab...

Not to me!

Not yet I'm not! Not you, Dad, him!

Not yet! George!

Not yet. Just a minute.

Nothing more than rats getting a lucky shake from society, if you ask me.

Now I know where Bonzo get his bad habits.

Now just calm down and tell me what happened.

Now watch this.

Now, get some sleep.

Now, it took some doing, but...

Now, Jocko, what for you? I don't know.

Now, leave us alone!

Now, we found these Bigfeet are pretty reasonable fellows.

Now, we started with something kind of simple.

Now, you make him real big, you know, real scary.

Of course, how stupid of me.

Of course, yes. They can be a nuisance,

Of course, yes. They can be a nuisance,

Of course. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

Oh, and this is our son, Ernest.

Oh, dear.

Oh, don't answer that, honey. Never mind.

Oh, George!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, good.

Oh, grow up!

Oh, Lord! Lord God!

Oh, my God! Horrible smell!

Oh, my God! Look at that deer! Did you see that, Sarah?

Oh, Nan, don't you love roughing it in the wild?

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, right.

Oh, Sarah!

Oh, well.

Oh, well. At least I can tell the kids at school

Oh, yes, he's so smart, too. I mean, George has taught him how to sit.

Oh! Ernie!

Oh.

Okay, Jocko, if you've got castings, I'll buy them,

Okay, that's it!

Okay, what are you selling, buster, huh?

Okay.

Okay. I'm okay.

On the corner of Maple and Ogilvy.

On the ground there was a footprint.

Once Irene sees it, the whole world's gonna know.

One Christmas, when I was a kid,

One false move out of you

One of a kind?

Only on the outside.

Open the window, honey, a little air will do us all some good.

Opened up their home

Or finally opened my eyes!

Or maybe a change of heart.

Or my flowers. They're still alive. Or Mom's flowers.

Or the hairy visitor, should call this station and report Bigfoot.

Our last day with Harry.

Over this? You can't quit! We've never been so busy!

Peanut butter I know we have. Is chunky okay?

Peanut butter's always on the second shelf.

People are gonna shoot first and then worry about the consequences.

Plan B. No problem.

Plenty of energy right here!

Probably because it was the smallest one.

Probably yes. I hope we can help each other.

Pull it forward! Don't worry.

Put the stuff in the freezer, honey.

Quick, quick!

Quite possible.

Remember this? Your favorite station wagon.

Remember, you were sure before.

Reverberated through newsrooms...

Right. Well, there's plenty of other stuff.

Right. What's left of it.

Ring a bell?

Run free.

Run, Little Bob.

Sarah, are you all right? Yeah.

Sarah, don't come in here!

Sarah, get off that phone. It's two hours. Come on, that's it!

Sarah, I want to take him back where he belongs,

Sarah, please take the dog out of the room.

Sarah, you, too. Come on.

Sasquatch is a primitive ancestor of modern man,

Sasquatch?

Sasquatch. Sasquatch.

Scatter. Anything to throw him off!

Second, we evacuate your neighbors,

See what we're gonna be missing?

See you tonight. Bye bye. Bye.

See? You're not the only artist in the family.