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Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a thrilling action-comedy film released in 2005, directed by Doug Liman. Starring

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a thrilling action-comedy film released in 2005, directed by Doug Liman. Starring Hollywood power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the story revolves around a seemingly ordinary suburban couple who discover that they are both highly skilled assassins working for rival organizations. As their secret lives collide, their marriage is put to the ultimate test. The chemistry between Pitt and Jolie is electric, driving the film's irresistible blend of humor, romance, and intense action. You can immerse yourself in the exhilarating soundscape of Mr. & Mrs. Smith by playing and downloading the movie's soundtrack, featuring a dynamic score by John Powell.

A good friend stays out of it. This is the facts.
A six year stakeout to get information from you. Mission accomplished.
A, option A!
Abort!
Abren. Sus papeles.
Actually, I got all my dough buried under the tool shed.
Actually, we had a little trouble with a commission.
Actually, you probably don't. Sweetie?
All right, I'm a mess, you're a disaster.
All right, so it's a crap marriage.
All right, they gave you 48 hours. What we got left here?
All right, we have a new target. Let's find out who he is.
All right? No name, just an address.
All right.
All right. Go, Jas.
Allow me, sweetheart.
And do you feel your relationship styles are more conducive to this...
And his office is clear across town.
And his office is clear across town.
And I don't have to check in with her when I want to do something. She cooks, she cleans.
And it just keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other.
And that's saying something.
And what it isn't.
And where do you think you're going?
And why are you telling me this now?
And you avoided it.
And you won the Golf Masters trophy this year.
Anybody calls, I'm in with the boss. OK?
Anywhere, any time.
Ask us the sex question.
Asshole.
Aw, man...
Baby, I've never cooked a day in my life.
Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.
Barbecue, no ladies, dudes only. It's gonna be awesome.
Be cold, John. She's a liar.
Be super cold.
Because that's the only woman I've ever trusted.
Been on your feet all day.
Beginner's luck.
Beginner's luck.
Belt! Belt, belt, dude.
Benjamin? We're impatient people, Benjamin.
Blow it.
But does it dance?
But don't take that as a sign of weakness. That would be a mistake.
But I don't need those looks, OK? I been in his life a long time.
But it will.
But leave a message after the tone and we'll get back to you.
But mixed together, that could be nice, you know what I mean?
But there are millions of couples that are experiencing the same problems.
But there are times...
But they all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly. And then, wham! They hurt you.
But you can handle it together.
But, because, is, like, one very little, or is one nothing? Because...
Buy a new one.
Can I get a soda? Or ajuice, or some...
Can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.
Careful. I can push the button any time, anywhere.
Cargo drop, Atlas Mountains. So what?
Chance to poke around the engine, maybe change the oil.
Chickenshit!
Chip's Chinese.
Clear.
Colemans.
Come on, madam, this way.
Come on!
Come to Daddy.
Commence scanning all floors.
Copy that, Broadway Joe.
Cos this isn't even a real marriage.
Countdown is initiated.
Countdown's initiated. The convoy is not in the zone yet.
Couple hits, they bump me up to a desk. It's pretty cool, actually.
Cut the lights on my signal.
Damn, that boat in La Paz is looking pretty good right now, isn't it?
Dance with me.
Describe how you first met.
Did you?
Dinner's at seven.
Disgusting. How could you serve this?
Do we shoot it out here? Hope for the best?
Do we still get something?
Do you guys mind changing the channel?
Does it matter?
Doing all right, aren't we? I'm not gonna lie to you, there were times when I wanted to...
Don't laugh, I'll kill you.
Don't! Come on.
Double booking with another firm.
Easy, big feller.
Eddie?
Eddie.
Eight.
Evacuation in progress.
Evacuation in progress.
First and last warning, John. Get out of town.
First time we met, what was your first thought?
Five more minutes, Mom...
Five years ago.
Five, six years. And this is like a check up for us.
Forget it.
Found him. He's being held in sub basement D of the federal courthouse.
French Riviera. A yacht. An Iranian prince.
Fuckers get younger every year.
Gardener left the lawnmower out.
Get rid of that gum.
Girls.
Gladys tried to kill me. Not with a car. At least Jane was a man about it.
Go! Move!
God!
Good morning, Mr Smith. There's trouble in Atlanta again.
Good night.
Goodbye, John.
Got a call from the man. Big highline assignment, Steve. You know how it is.
Got it.
Got it.
Great talk, man. We should do it more often. It was great, I'm proud of you.
Great talk, man. We should do it more often. It was great, I'm proud of you.
Great! How's our new penthouse working out?
Guess I skipped that day. I guess you skipped the day about not marrying the enemy.
Guess in the end you start thinking about the beginning.
Guy's had my barbecue set for months.
Guys... Whoa, be a little friendly. I got the cash...
Had a few problems ourselves. Some figures didn't add up.
Hanging 70 floors over nothing but air.
Have never seen inside of that elevator.
Have you been selling big guns to bad people?
He got his hands on them first.
He scoffed, "It's a paltry honour, mate. Hold out for the lordship."
He'll rendezvous with the helicopter at a deserted airstrip. We've one chance to strike.
He's back from Atlanta and he wants to know about dinner.
He's being moved across the border to a federal facility.
He's down!
He's gone as much as I am, so it's perfect.
Heat sensor breach in the perimeter.
Here we go.
Here.
Hey there.
Hey, Bill.
Hey, John.
Hey, step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Try your luck.
Hi, John. Yeah, she says dinner's at seven.
Hi, stranger.
Hi.
High 50s, low 60s.
High security, motion and thermal. Power's on the city grid.
His questions were a bit wishy washy.
Hiya back.
Hiya, stranger.
Hold still.
Honey!
Honey? Accident.
How about this week?
How about you, little lady? Wanna try your luck? Win a prize?
How bad is it?
How could I be so stupid?
How often do you have sex?
How was Atlanta?
How'd you make out last quarter? Take a beating?
How's it look?
Howdy, neighbour.
I am so done playing games with this broad.
I asked her to marry me.
I did what I could.
I don't even want to talk about it.
I don't exactly keep count, but...
I don't know how else to say it.
I don't know how you do it
I don't understand the question.
I find myself dragging my feet this morning.
I give the whole thing six months, tops.
I got dates all the time. I just woke up from a thing, I'm in my robe.
I got lucky.
I have a theory. Newly formed.
I have little secrets. Everybody has secrets.
I have straight, or back the way I came.
I have to... Excuse me.
I hope so. I had to milk a goat to get it.
I knew Gladys two and a half years before I asked her to marry me.
I know.
I like it. Deal with it.
I like it. You proposed to me here, so it has agreeable symmetry.
I like to vary the details a bit, but the punch line is, you die.
I liked your dress tonight.
I mean...
I missed you, too.
I need you to make sure the target does not change hands.
I promise.
I really liked that about you.
I remember. I remember cos we said we'd wait.
I remove your thumbs with my pliers. It will hurt.
I said I saw your dad on Fantasy Island.
I say we stay and fight.
I Temp girls cooked.
I think I got ID'd on that hit. You ever been ID'd on a hit?
I think I should probably tell you.
I think so. A pro.
I thought you looked like Christmas morning.
I thought...
I told you not to bother me at the office, honey.
I want a divorce.
I want good things for her.
I want GPS and SAC of the canyon, and the weather report for the last three days.
I want her to be happy.
I want someone I can count on.
I want to know who that bitch is. Get me that tape.
I was married once before.
I would say...
I, John, take you, Jane, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to h...
I'm going clockwise. Watch my six.
I'm going home to burn everything I ever bought you.
I'm gonna lay out your options for you, OK? Option A...
I'm interested in the progress you've made in the last few weeks.
I'm Jane.
I'm *******.
I'm not even sure it was a him.
I'm not sure, really.
I'm not the target. You are. Both of you.
I'm pissed off. They blew up my house, they shot at my wife. My own company.
I'm rolling the specs now. We need this quick, clean, and contained.
I'm slightly colour blind.
I'm sorry, hon. I was looking for the...
I'm the suburban housewife, sweetheart.
I'm tied up. Why don't you check my back pocket?
I'm too hot for you.
If she lied about that, what else has she lied about?
If you don't like 'em, we can take 'em back.
If you two separate from each other, you got a shot. Not a great shot, Johnny, but a shot.
Imported by Dynamix. Retailed by...
In case you decide to scratch your ass or use the head later.
In the first 150 pages, Johnny's been a clown.
In the first 150 pages, Johnny's been a clown.
Intruder detected.
Is that a turn on? Didn't she try to kill you with a car?
Is that you, sweetheart?
It always is.
It hasn't yet.
It was ajoint task force, both companies.
It was nice.
It's all John, sweetheart.
It's good to see you're OK.
It's in the middle of the table.
It's never gonna work, because you constantly underestimate me.
It's not like I lie to him or anything. We just...
It's not like you're some beacon of truth.
It's not your gift.
It's yours.
Jane, stop the car, now.
Jane!
Jane!
Jane!
Jane?
Jane?
Janie?
Jesus, Johnny.
Jesus!
Jesus! Honey, you scared me.
Jesus... What did you do to it?
John Smith.
John, my parents...
John, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Just gimme a hand, will you?
Last warning. You need to disappear.
Left, John.
Left.
Let me clarify, I love my wife.
Let me say, we don't really need to be here.
Let's get a tune out of this trombone.
Let's just call this what it is.
Let's not get carried away.
Limo, sir?
Lis... Look, see? You see what I'm saying?
Little get together this weekend at my house.
Look at the big man over there!
Looking forward to it, sir.
Lookit, I know you're embarrassed, but it's Eddie you're talking to.
Lookit, it's like 150 pages of a book have been written.
Looks like you're redecorating, it's very... Yeah. Shame about the red oak...
Ma'am, is it possible to get this reheated? Miss? Miss, I'm talking to you. Excuse me?
Madame.
Making love...
Maybe he's Filipino.
Maybe it's not a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage.
Maybe?
Mister Racin?
Mister Racin? You OK?
Mom, we're on high alert here! I almost killed you right then.
My girlfriend is.
Nah. Cos I'll clean you out. I understand. Fine.
New York.
Nice to meet you.
Nice. So what did you decide?
Nice. You guys are...
Nick? Would you please get off your fat ass and change the channel?
No exits up there, Jane.
No, I don't smoke.
No, it was The John Show. Half assed. Like Christmas, our anniversary,
Now get outta here.
Now, tell us what you know.
Now. Kill the lights.
Oh, come on...
Oh, dear God...
Oh, I got new curtains.
Oh, Johnny.
Oh, look. More desert.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, you Lucky? No kidding.
OK, girls. Let's go.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. I don't like 'em.
OK. So, now I realise
OK. Where was I?
One minute.
Only this time, you came back alone. Why did you come back?
Option A. You talk, we listen, no pain.
Option C.
Or was it all the lying that did us in?
Out of nothing at all
Paid actor.
Pair of threes.
Percussion grenades. I was partially deaf that night.
Perfect timing.
Phone taps. Credit cards. Audio scan civilian frequencies.
Picking up a weapon signature.
Please?
Pocket litter, receipts, matchbooks. You know the drill.
Pot roast is my favourite.
Probably feels like you're the only people going through this,
Problems? Crack addicts got problems, my friend. You two are smoked.
Promise to leave town, or I'll blow it.
Provocative.
Pull over! Pull over!
Put a campfire out with it?
Quite the body count this week. We have a priority one, so I need your expertise.
Really?
Red team, red team, this is Broadway Joe. Half time is approaching.
Right. Five or six years ago.
Same old same old. People need killing.
Satisfied?
See what I'm saying? Anyone interested?
See? There is no left. Look.
Sends a mixed message.
Shaped charge on the counterbalance cable, two on the primary and secondary brakes?
She makes me snacks. I'm the dumb guy?
She remarked on national television, "I want to focus on my salad." Ryan?
She's like Batman for computers.
She's not your wife, she's the enemy. She could be outside now!
She's supposed to get close to him and gain his trust. It's disgusting.
She's uninhibited, spontaneous, complicated. She's the sweetest thing I've ever seen.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. Not a civilian.
Shoulda worn a raincoat.
Shut up.
Six.
So excited. We can finally put the addition on the kitchen.
So how about it, Jane? Hm?
So there it is. I thought you should know.
So watch 'em.
So what do we do?
So what do you want, John?
So you don't think this is all happening a little fast?
So, part two. Here we are.
So, why you gotta know so bad, anyway?
Sorry to interrupt, but we have a situation.
Sorry? You're in a whole zone right now...
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Where's the can around here? Chrissake...
Stop it.
Stop. Stop, you've only known the girl for six weeks.
Sure.
Sweet Jesus! Mother of God...
Sweetheart, could you pass the salt?
Sweetheart, will you pass the salt?
Take a... Hey, you guys playing poker?
Take your time, I'm really quite comfortable.
Taxi?
Tell him... Dinner's at seven.
Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch.
Tempting. But I don't get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.
Ten being perfectly happy and one being totally miserable, or...
Ten.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. That's what I needed to know.
That's cool, man. You're cool.
That's regrettable.
The FBI secured the package. The window's closed, sir.
The guys we work with, they don't know, I'm never gonna tell 'em.
The only point of vulnerability is just south of the border.
The people she works with probably got a big laugh over this, but that's not important.
The point is simple. Once you guys get off the reservation, that's it.
The target's name is Benjamin Danz, aka "The Tank".
The target's name is Benjamin Danz, aka "The Tank".
The time you forgot to bring my mother's birthday present.
Then if you want to go, you can go.
There was a struggle over the material. This tea sandwich of a man,
There's no left. Which way do you want?
There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here, with you.
These doors are handy.
They died when I was five. I'm an orphan.
They found out you're married, so they teamed up and sent you to the same hit.
They're a bit green, so we have to reupholster the sofas and get a new rug. Maybe a Persian.
They're bulletproof!
They're making a ground to air handoff to heli, ten miles north of the Mexican border.
Think this'll have a happy ending?
Think we've established that.
This is as far as we go, Jane.
This is nice. Who picked this out?
This is security. There's a problem with your elevator, sir.
This is the assignment?
This looks nice. Did you do something new?
This lying bitch?
This room is wrapped. Thank you.
This thing's all over the place. How do you drive these things?
This was probably planned from the beginning. Operation Stakeout Johnny.
Thought of a number of lines for this moment.
Three ribs. Broken eye socket. Perforated eardrum.
Tried something new?
Turn 'em back on. Turn 'em back on!
Turn left.
Two competing agents living under the same roof? It's bad for business.
Two minutes.
Uh, by the way, John, your car is hanging out over the sidewalk here.
Unless you can find something they want more than they want you.
Unless...
Utilise all means necessary.
Vamos, muchachos. Registren los elevadores y los escalones.
Very well, then. Let's pop the hood.
Wait for my mark.
Wait. No, no. Accident.
Was sloth part of it too?
Watch these, they tend to jam.
We do not leave witnesses. If this player ID'd you... You know the rules.
We don't want to go to sleep angry. We can talk this out.
We finish this thing.
We got all this stuff here, and you're trying to tell me you couldn't take her out?
We have an unusual problem, Jane.
We need a car.
We need to talk!
We promised the Colemans.
We talked about this. You remember?
We'll talk about this later.
We're both liars.
We're gonna have to redo every conversation we've ever had.
We've got the new specs for the dam.
Web of lies!
Well, I hope everything worked out OK.
Well, I was... The boss wants to see me.
Well, it rains a lot this time of year.
Well, it shouldn't be that difficult. I mean, how many chicks are hitters out there?
Well, just fine, thank you for asking.
Well, now she's a problem for both of us. Now my house is priority one.
Well, so you say. But right now, you're trapped in a steel box
Well, thank you.
Well, that would be a shame, because they'd probably ask me to leave once you're dead.
Well, that...
Well, that...
Well, who said you were just a cover?
Well, you can write the last ten pages. You been smoked, but you can write the last ten.
Well, you know the four o'clock means we hit rush hour. Not crazy about that.
What do you think?
What don't you say to each other?
What is it, kid? You looking for ajob or something?
What is that?
What part of "piss off' do you not understand?
What the hell? What's this shite?
What?
What? "Let's call this what it is." Jesus Christ...
What? What are you saying?
What? What are you saying?
What? Your husband is the shooter?
What? Your husband is the shooter?
What's going on, Mrs Smith?
What's... You got a spasm?
Whatever channel competes against the WE channel. Know what I'm saying?
Where'd you learn to shoot like that?
Where's Lucky? I don't see Lucky.
Who's your daddy now?
Why bring her into this? She's a first class lady.
Why don't you both go make some coffee?
Why is it you think we failed? Cos we were leading separate lives?
Wow. I can't believe I've never been in here before. This is great.
Wrap it up.
Yeah, couldn't be better.
Yeah, I went to the sports bar. Put some money on the game.
Yeah, I'll talk to the missus.
Yeah, or we can just keep the old ones, then we don't have to change a thing.
Yeah?
Yeah? How'd you do?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Watch your arm. Not the most insightful.
Yeah. Watch your arm. Not the most insightful.
Yes, sir.
Yes. Some clown crashed a server in a law firm downtown and ended the world, so yes.
Yesterday's op: One kill, one agent in protective custody.
You approached our marriage like ajob, to be reconned, planned and executed.
You are bleeding William Tell.
You are the job.
You didn't hear me that night the chopper dropped me off for our anniversary dinner.
You don't love him.
You don't need to talk to me like that. OK? Be nice.
You favour your left, sweetheart, so I'll cover right.
You get rid of it. You burn it. Tradecraft 101.
You going out?
You got the entire agency gunning for you. Probably her agency, too.
You gotta be kidding me.
You have 48 hours to clean the scene, Jane.
You have no idea what I'm capable of.
You have to have a foundation of friendship, brother. The other stuff fades.
You know how hurt I used to be? I used to beat myself up. Now I'm great.
You know I never do anything without thinking it through.
You know I'm not going anywhere.
You know the competition would love to see us burn. I need you to handle this personally.
You know the place?
You know what happens to bad boys?
You know, I might be able to get you a billing address.
You know, sweetheart, you're being a bit hypocritical.
You know, technically speaking, the zero would be nothing.
You left early. Why?
You obviously want me dead. And I'm less and less concerned of your wellbeing.
You remember Canada.
You saying that you had your ass handed to you by some girl?
You see that?
You should so not be allowed to buy these things.
You still alive, baby?
You tell me you had a shot at her and you didn't take it?
You tell me.
You there yet?
You two stay together, you're dead.
You underst... Honey.
You want a Cuban?
You want it?
You want to use my cellphone? Maybe give her a call,
You were bait or you are bait?
You witnessed the missus and I working through some domestic issues.
You'll get used to 'em.
You'll kill him, and nobody's better at that than you are.
You're done, pal. Thanks for the memories.
You're driving me crazy with the tongs and the furnace. You're like an insane man.
You're in trouble now.
You've reached the Smiths. We can't take your call,
Your aim's as bad as your cooking, sweetheart.
Yup.
Yup. I'll be there. Here.
Zero per cent APR till March.
Zip it!
312.
570 Lexington Avenue, Suite 5003.
...stock's getting butchered. Hey, boys. Scotch?
"Quotes" for 1000. Regarding Mick Jagger's knighthood,
$60, eh? In.
18 hours until they close the book on you? Eddie?
23? 22? 18 and change.
A little help? Clear.
A mistake on your part. Shut up. Options.
And search the database. For what? John Smith?
And what about you? Where you at? Me? Where am I at?
Any last words? The new curtains are hideous.
Any other details besides her weight class? Laptop.
Any time. I got it.
Are we green? Perimeter is armed. We are up and running.
Are you all right? Yeah.
Art? History.
Baby, hold steady now! It's called evasive driving, sweetheart.
Big deal? Life or death. Wine?
Blackbow Realty. Hi, I'm from I Temp.
But I won. Of course you did.
Can I get you a drink? Yes. Chardonnay, please.
Champagne? No, champagne's for celebrating.
Chocolate and vanilla. I don't like those.
Chocolate and vanilla. I don't like those.
Clean body, clean soul, Suzy says. Ain't that the truth.
Come on, let's go see the girls. Don't stray too far, guys.
Connected... This is not my first time.
Couldn't take the shot. That's a good sign.
Daddy! I'll be up here at the filling station.
Do I? You have no idea who I am.
Eight. Wait.
Evacuate plan C. Evacuation in progress.
Find him. Jane?
Fives. He's got 14 different tells!
Focus, Eddie, focus. A long time.
From the go. Cold, hard math.
Getting married. I can't hear.
Girls? Chardonnay.
Give me the light! Shut up!
Go. Go.
Good morning, Eddie. Morning.
Gotta get these filters changed. What did you think of Dr Wexler?
Great, Louie. I'll check those out. Here.
Green beans? No, thank you.
Have you been a bad boy? Yes.
He found them. Yes, thank you.
Hello, John. Morning, Atlanta.
Here they come. Uncuff me.
Here's an empty chair. I could sit here... That is Lucky's chair.
Hey, babe. Perfect timing.
Hey, Phil. Hey, John.
Hi, Susan. Good to see you, John.
Honey, let me drive. I got it.
Honey, would you just... Five more minutes.
Honey? I'm...
How honest are you with him? Pretty honest.
How? Some were two at a time.
I added peas. Yeah, peas.
I didn't go to MIT. Really?
I didn't touch a thing. Yes, you did.
I got it. I'll get a towel.
I know it's tough. Thank you. ...tomorrow, that's going to make things...
I know what it is. What are you doing? Research on the target.
I love the floors. What are they, teak? Red oak, Martin. Red oak.
I Temp technology... Jane Smith confirmed.
I think I found him. Where?
I told you we couldn't afford mistakes. There was another player.
I want to go again. Going again.
I was never in the Peace Corps. What?
I'll do it in the morning. Yeah.
I'll fly. I'll be bait.
I'll have a martini. I'm fine, thank you.
I'm breathless to hear it. You killed us.
I'm getting married! What? I can't hear you.
I'm gonna borrow this. I like where your head's at, man.
I'm sorry. Eddie.
Ice cream. Delicious. What flavours?
If I could... Shut up.
Including the weekend? Sure.
Is Eddie here? The door's unlocked.
Is that right? Yeah.
Is that the middle of the table? Yeah, it's between you and me.
It was a drunken Vegas thing. That's better. That's much better. Great.
It's reputable. OK.
It's unbelievable. Look, I know exactly what you're thinking.
Jane, kill the lights. What's that?
Jane, there's no air around you any more. OK, what is that supposed to mean?
Jane. Get me that tape.
Jean Luc Gaspard. Oh, God!
Just respond instinctively. OK.
Just stay there and wait for my mark. See what I'm sitting in?
Kids' stuff next to this. That was you?
Ladies. Morning.
Laptop. OK, laptop.
Left, please. I can't go left.
Lucky's not back yet. Then I'll sit here.
Make sure she thinks it's OK. You live with your mother.
Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart?
May I sit? No.
Maybe. Maybe?
Morning, pal. How you doing?
Morning. Hello, Jane.
Nice to see you, Jane. Eddie. Eddie! Focus. We got problems.
Night, Johnny. Night, Eddie.
No, everything's fine here. Yeah, it's great. So you guys are fine?
No. Now.
Nope. Yeah, me neither.
Not that I'm aware of, no. Right. I'm in trouble.
Oh, no, I... No, please, just...
Oh, so this is a trap? He's in car three.
Oh, we redid the house. We did. Yes, we did.
OK, I'm coming. Who is it? Open up.
OK. Good night. Night.
Organised. Jane, 90 per cent of this job is instinct.
Private game. Piss off. Could I sit in? You think I could...
Retinal scarring. I can't feel anything in these three fingers.
Right. Thanks for everything. Good luck, baby.
See you in the next life, Jane. Likewise, John.
See, we've been married five years. Six.
Shall we? Yes.
She tried to kill me. Yes. And you know what?
Should I go first? OK.
So far. Yes, we can... So far?
So it was all business, yeah? All business.
So that's settled then, yeah? OK.
So what do... We don't understand each other.
Solid silver. Ooh, very sweet.
Sorry about the knife in the... I don't want to talk about it.
Start with the living room. Oh, yeah.
Stop hitting him, he said something crazy. I'm getting married.
Stop... Don't.
Suzy, Martin. Have a nice night.
Target? Benjamin Danz.
Thank you. And then it'll be over.
Thanks. Don't lose those. Keep them in the envelope.
That could be arranged. Perfect.
That could be arranged. Perfect.
That left of yours... A thing of beauty. You take it well.
That's marriage, right? Yeah. Take your best shot, and...
That's the second time you tried to kill me. It was just a little bomb.
That's what I hear. What you got? I've got your boarding pass, taxi receipts...
The plan was not flawed. Anal.
There you go. Oh, this is wonderful.
They get punished. Ooh, yeah. Punish me.
They wanted you to take each other out. You were bait.
This is a nice surprise. I hope so.
Thought these were for special occasions. This is a special occasion.
To dodging bullets. Dodging bullets.
Turn 'em back on! All right!
Wasn't I? Wasn't I?
We got a plane in an hour. All right.
We got company. What?
We'll get him out tomorrow. Two cases of G 40s.
Well, back at you, baby. Let me guess...
Well, you are still Mrs Smith. Well, so are a lot of girls.
What a lovely dress. Thank you very much. So is yours.
What about the police bands? I'm on the police bands.
What does he do? He's in construction. Big time contractor.
What is that called? Marriage.
What is this? It looks like your wedding.
What is wrong with you? You're what's wrong with me.
What the hell happened to you? My wife.
What the hell is this? Sorry, Lucky.
What the hell was that? What? You said goodbye.
What? Go on, blow it.
What? It's Father.
Where? Turn 'em back on! Idiot!
Who are you people? Shut up!
Who can answer to that? Well, you don't have to.
Who'd have thought? You have to battle through.
Who's Al Gore? "Quotes", 800. Prodded about possible insider trading,
Who's that? Well, Gwen, I'm just hoping you can tell me.
Yeah, thanks, Bill. OK. Have a good night.
Yeah? Everything OK? We heard an awful ruckus.
Yes, sir. It's a bloodbath over there.
You a vegan? No.
You deviated from the plan. Plan was flawed.
You didn't wait for my signal. I improvised.
You do not even realise! Never mind.
You don't dance. That was just part of my cover, sweetheart.
You get a look at him? Little thing. Buck ten, buck fifteen tops.
You getting this? Affirmative. Is it a threat?
You got a tissue? And your hotel bill.
You got it? Got it.
You guys have any vices? Well, you know.
You guys want any dessert? What do you have, honey?
You keep the photo in your pocket? Was I supposed to frame it?
You know how to hold it? Step right up, have a shot.
You live with your mom. I choose to.
You OK? Yeah.
You think I won't? I think you won't.
You're home early. I missed you.
Your fake mother's birthday. You are always the first to break team.
Your instincts set off the alarms. And got the job done. Not The Jane Show...