Squeeze - Cool For Cats Edit

And by the time I'm sober, I've forgotten what I've had

And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat

And he wakes to find the fires dead and arrows in his hats

And meanwhile at the station, there's a couple of likely lads

But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash

But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats

Cool for cats

Cool for cats (Cool for cats)

I ask her lots of questions as she hangs onto the wall

I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash

I give a little muscle, and I spend a little cash

I kiss her for the first time, and then I take her home

I said, "I'll see you later," and I give her some old chat

I'm invited in for coffee, and I give the dog a bone

I'm seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough

In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names

It's cool for cats (Cool for cats)

It's funny how their Missus always looks the bleeding same

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Shape up at the disco when I think I've got a pull

She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need

She likes to go to discos, but she's never on her own

The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass

The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass

The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree

The Sweeny's doing 90 'cause they've got the word to go

They're cool for cats (Cool for cats)

They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again

To change the mood a little, I've been posing down the pub

To get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow

Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats

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