Bananas Edit

All right, I did it!

Although the United States is a very rich country,

Although you can see for yourselves, I have never seen action like this.

And an electrically warmed toilet seat for cold days.

And I think I'll take Commentary and the Saturday Review.

And if necessary, you will die a hero.

And nobody was certain how it would turn out.

And overheard him make treasonous remarks about this country?

And you know why? Well, it's because there aren't enough hours in the day

And you will inject him with Sodium Pentothal.

As he pulls those handles, the back muscles are brought into action

As you can see, this crowd is not to be trifled with.

Back, back, back.

But not when they're too different.

But not when they're too different.

But without it, the revolution will fail.

Do I look like the kind of guy that would have trouble in bed?

Do the best you can.

Do you have any grilled cheese sandwiches?

Do you realise there's not a single homosexual on that jury?

Don't hold your breath. If you ever need a squirrel, call me.

Er... let me have 700 regular coffees,

Er... mayonnaise on the side.

Erm... the night after tomorrow?

Fielding Mellish was found guilty today on 12 counts of treason

Fifty, a dollar, dollar and a quarter...

For a single room?

For instance, there... there are locusts.

For many years, I have waited for this day,

Go. Gesundheit.

God bless you.

Goodbye.

Have you seen X rays of me?

He'd be the first to admit that.

He's wearing a green corduroy suit, jogging and bobbing down the aisle,

Hello, hello? Miami?

How about you, Fielding? I was concerned about that cut.

I did it! I'm guilty!

I don't know what it is.

I don't know, my friend,

I know you can do it, Fielding.

I know you're gonna find the guy.

I thought they might stop the action. Did you have that feeling?

I will drive.

I wonder if you people would let me through.

I'll pick it up. Excuse me.

I'm a leader! I have all the qualities of leadership.

I'm interested in so many vital political things.

I'm sorry if I hurt you.

In a civil ceremony in downtown Manhattan.

Incidentally, do you think you could get me out of here by 7 o'clock tonight?

Is it possible to discuss that over dinner tomorrow night?

It has been a real pleasure to have this little chat with you.

Ladies and gentlemen, you will retire for your verdict.

Let me have 110 on whole wheat... and 300 on white bread.

Like... Like...

Listen to me, son. You can do this. You can be a fine surgeon.

Listen, I have to go now. I have a lot of work to do.

Lizard.

Look out!

No, sir. We'll find them. We'll find them, don't worry.

Oh, these are prunes. I like cherry.

Oh! Oh, I know. You know, I'm that way on that word appendicitis.

PROSECUTOR: And so you followed Fielding Mellish

Really, I was expecting a longer bout.

SALESMAN: The Exec usiser is a device

Seem to have such an instinctive feel for the human condition.

Snakebite! I got bitten by a snake!

So long, suckers.

So what, then? I don't understand. Has it got to do with...

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

That he could use a little seasoning.

That's 12.60...

That's very wise. You know, that's... I think, pithy.

The latest work in progress at General Equipment.

The one person who recognises us was arrested on a morals charge.

The power has driven him mad.

The United States government brings charges against Fielding Mellish

These people are peasants. They are too ignorant to vote.

They approach one another cautiously. Nothing unique about that.

They're going to kill the president of this lovely Latin American country

This is Howard Cosell thanking you for joining us

This light for the mood it's not right, right now.

This whole thing smacks of conspiracy, if you ask me.

To keep physically fit and still function effectively in one's business.

Too long. We'll get another tailor.

We keep playing to him the entire score of Naughty Marietta.

We were gonna write a paper on it.

We'll make an example of this... hepcat.

Well, you... you might say I have two nationalities.

What about Saturday?

What do you mean? Something missing from me?

What? Why are you going out of the country now?

What's the Spanish word for "straitjacket"?

Who?

Yes, but soon we'll hold free elections, let the people choose their own leaders

You know, I actually think that I probably could go to the United States and fake it.

You mean the CIA, Excellency.

You stick to New Testament cigarettes, and all is forgiven.

You swear to God and yet you have no compunction about teaching evolution.

You three will kidnap the British ambassador.

You want anything with these sandwiches?

You'll come to lean on that strength after a while

You'll do business with the US government.

You're losing the patient while we're talking.

300 tuna fish... and 200 bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches.

...with great anticipation. ...with great anticipation.

and I've been following it for a while. Sure you've been following it.

Everything is ready, sir. Er... which one is the roll?

Fielding, get out of here. Your father doesn't give you...

I know. I know. Well, my heart is beating.

I've got to go. You're really going?

Is that what you're saying? No.

Look, take over. Give me a clamp. No!

No disappointments at all? Well, I had heard he'd be in great shape.

No! (INDISTINCT)

Oh, I can't take that. But castration!

To a country called San Marcos. I've never heard of it, dear.

Well, I can't give. I'm sorry. If we each receive, it might work.

Who's she looking for? Hitler? Women are very temperamental.

Yes, sir. Well, let me have a thousand.

You have Bank of America? Yes.

'Can you hold on one second?

'Who is this?

(# JAKE HOLMES: "'CAUSE I BELIEVE IN LOVING")

(# PYOTR ILYICH TCHAIKOVSKY: "1812 OVERTURE IN E FLAT, OP. 49")

(GUNSHOTS)

(SOBBING)