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Office Space

Office Space

"Office Space" is a cult classic comedy film released in 1999, directed by Mike Judge. The movie follows the monotonous lives of office workers at Initech Corporation, highlighting their daily struggles and frustrations. The protagonist, Peter Gibbons, is played by Ron Livingston, who brilliantly portrays the disillusioned employee seeking a way out of the corporate rat race. The stellar ensemble cast also includes Jennifer Aniston as a disgruntled waitress, Gary Cole as the hilariously obnoxious boss, and Stephen Root as the perpetually stressed-out Milton.

This satirical portrayal of office life struck a chord with audiences, resonating with anyone who has ever felt trapped in the corporate grind. With its clever writing, relatable characters, and witty comedic moments, "Office Space" has become a beloved staple in pop culture.

If you want to relive the laughs and nostalgia, you can now play and download the sounds of "Office Space" right here. Immerse yourself in the mischief and hilarity of the film's memorable quotes, and transport yourself back to the world of cubicles and office politics.

A couple of years ago, before he moved to Atlanta.
A little bit. I...
A little here...
A new member to our team here.
A Swingline, the brand I've been using for a long time.
Aaaah!
Aah!
About an hour ago.
About how we're going to do a little "housecleaning..."
Actually, a line cook...
Actually, man...
Actually, um, that all depends.
Against that wall as possible...
Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday.
Ah, sure.
Ah, there you are. We were just talking about you.
Ah! Yeah.
Ahh, now, are you going to go ahead...
Ahh.
Ahh...
Ahh...
Ahh...
Ahh...
Ahh... we have sort of a problem here.
Ahh... yeah...
All over that building to link us to this.
All right, chief.
All right, nobody panic.
All right, Peter. Ooh, ooh, right on.
All right!
All right? Good night!
All right? OK?
All right? There's my flair. OK?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Here's how I see it all going down.
All right. OK.
All that stuff I said about being a crackhead...
All we do is load it into the credit union's mainframe.
All we need is for you to hook us...
All your cares and concerns are disappearing.
Although I didn't actually choose these.
An underrated movie, actually.
And a terrific smile.
And after that, I just sort of space out for about an hour.
And come up with some really great idea like that...
And crawl down...
And don't blame this on hypnosis, either.
And get here as soon as possible...
And get yourself a flashlight and a can of pesticide...
And give me more money?
And have a little talk, hmm?
And have those T.P.S. reports for us this afternoon?
And he took my stapler, and he never brought it back.
And here's something else, Bob...
And I could see the squirrels, and they were married...
And I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?
And I don't need thirty seven pieces of flair to do it.
And I found that apparently what happened...
And I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler.
And I realized something today.
And I realized, ever since I started working, um...
And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either.
And I said no salt, no salt...
And I still haven't received my paycheque.
And I told Dom, too...
And I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
And I used to be over by the window...
And I'd been doing it for over thirty years.
And I'm just not sure that he's the caliber person...
And I've already taken care of it...
And if not, that's cool, too.
And indulge us and just...
And Initech ships a few extra units...
And it was everything that I thought it could be.
And it would have different conclusions written on it...
And it's very cool.
And leave the confession under Lumbergh's door.
And let's take enough money out of that place...
And listening to eight different bosses...
And maybe that time for you is now...
And move it down there...
And move you downstairs into storage "B."
And move your desk again, so...
And Mr. Mike Bolton. Nobody's gonna miss him.
And no one ever told him about it...
And Samir Naan... Nanadajibad...
And smart guys like us can suck so badly at it?
And sort of disagree with you there.
And stand in line with those scumbags...
And that no talent ass clown became famous...
And the problem is just that I forgot the one time...
And then I want to go back to my apartment and watch "Kung Fu."
And then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh.
And then take the other half to my friend Asadulah...
And then they moved my desk to storage room "B."
And there was garbage on it, and...
And think that I've been fishing all day or something?
And this is me expressing myself. OK?
And this is the knock of that opportunity.
And we do it a couple of million times.
And we encourage that, OK?
And we round 'em all down and drop the remainder...
And whatever you'd say was supposed to be your career.
And you bring them down to the software engineers?
And you can make millions... never have to work again.
And you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?
And you need the extra columns to fit it all in.
And you slept with him.
And you wanna play poker with us?
And you will remain in that state...
And you're a very bad person.
And you're gonna go in tomorrow...
And you're still here.
And, besides, I think the guy might actually be able to help.
And, boy, that's just a straight shooter...
And, uh, I'll go ahead and make sure...
And, uh, over time, they add up to a lot.
And, uh, to save space...
And, uh, we'll go ahead and...
And, uh...
And, uh... It doesn't really matter.
And... Yeah? What... what do you do there?
Anyway, let's get down to business, Michael.
Are you any relation to the pop singer?
Are you... are you serious?
Around here.
As you slip deeper and deeper...
Asking some questions...
Ass! Ooh!
At 6:00 a.m. every day this week...
At least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Aw, jeez, Lawrence.
Back up in your ass with the resurrection.
Because I told Bill...
Because I told him it's my stapler.
Because I... I...
Because I'm a big pussy...
Because no one would clean shit if they had a million dollars.
Because they've moved my desk four times already this year...
Because you told us we were losing our jobs.
Before we go any further, all right?
Beginning with your toes to your fingertips.
Being you have the same name as him.
Besides two chicks at the same time?
Big time.
Bill talked to me about it.
Bill? We need you upstairs right away.
Bob is a consultant.
Bob Slydell.
Boy, I tell ya, some days.
Broke both his wrists, legs, a couple of ribs, his back...
Brought mine in a pail...
But at least I never slept with Lumbergh.
But get your shit together, or you're gonna get canned.
But he just happened to be standing there, so...
But he's getting a huge settlement out of this.
But I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
But I think that if I could be with you...
But I was told that I could listen...
But it looks like I'm working.
But it must be twice as hard for you...
But last time I didn't receive a piece and I was told...
But now I'm off and trying to stay clean.
But some people choose to wear more...
But speak for yourself there, sport.
But that's not much money.
But then they switched from the Swingline...
But there's no space...
But through some kind of glitch in the payroll department...
But we do it from a much bigger tray...
But what if you were offered some kind of a stock option...
But what you're really doing...
But when I saw that fat man keel over and die...
But you go out there and find something that makes you happy.
But you know, Bob...
But you must really love his music, huh?
But, uh, it's not shipping out till tomorrow...
But... no.
Call it a going away present.
Can be so good at crime...
Can we discuss the plan?
Can't you understand that?!
Check out channel nine. It's the breast exams. Whoo!
Chotchkie's is wrong.
Circulating around the hallways...
Cock gobblers!
Come on, you little fucker, let's go.
Come on. Sit down.
Come on. This isn't Riyadh.
Congratulations.
Corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice...
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Could I come home...
Could you turn that down just a little bit?
Damn it! Lawrence, can't you just pretend...
Dealing with these T.P.S. reports?
Deeper and deeper.
Deeper and deeper...
Did you see the memo about this?
Discovered a shipwreck off the coast...
Do they know this yet?
Do you ever watch "Kung Fu"?
Do you get to pick 'em yourself?
Do you mean Chili's or Flinger's?
Does anyone ever say to you...
Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning...
Doesn't that chick look like Anne?
Don't come back in a dress, man.
Don't miss Tom's barbecue. I'll see you there.
Don't worry about it. I'll think of something.
Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone, either.
Don't worry. You're worrying. All right?
Don't... don't care?
Drag up to Las Golindas.
Drone on about mission statements.
Duck out early...
Dude, an occupational hypnotherapist?
Each withdrawal, it's a fraction of a cent, too small to notice.
Eech. Ooh.
Engineers are not good at dealing with customers.
Equity sharing program?
Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't know how to install it.
Even if they wanted to, they couldn't check all that code.
Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to.
Every single day of my life has been worse than...
Every week you say you're gonna lose your job...
Everything will be OK.
Ew... ew...
Excuse me. Excuse me, señor.
Farm some work out to Singapore, that's the usual deal.
Filling out useless forms...
First, Mr. Samir Naga...
Five years...
Flinger's.
For a bunch of money.
For another job where they can fire you for no reason?
For another three or four days.
For how people spend their day at work.
For my money, I don't know if it gets any better...
For now, why don't you go ahead...
For some of these boxes and things...
Forget it. Don't worry. It's all right.
Four teams out on the Spanish point...
From the crippled children?
Fuck.
Fuckin' "A," man.
Fuckin' "A."
Fuckin' "A."
Get a room, you two! Ha ha!
Get me that disk, and I'll take it from there.
Get this all fixed up for you.
Give a ride on the old bone roller coaster.
Give it to me.
Go on.
Gone.
Good bye.
Good evening, sir. My name is Steve.
Good luck with your layoffs, all right?
Good point.
Good things can happen in this world.
Grab a seat and join us for a minute or two.
Grab a seat and join us for a minute or two.
Great.
Great. Wow.
Ha ha. To be honest with you...
Hand them a cheque for the exact amount they're missing?
Has thirty seven pieces of flair on today.
Have you seen this? I knew it. I knew it.
Have you seen... I was told that if...
He decides he wants to live.
He generally asks you at the end of the day, right?
He represents all that is soulless and wrong...
He says the trick is...
He still gets a paycheque.
He tries to kill himself by running the car in the garage.
He tries to play it off like nothing happened.
He's also been having some problems...
He's broke, don't do shit.
He's getting out of the hospital tomorrow.
He's my boss.
He's my unholy, disgusting pig of a boss.
He's pretty... he's pretty good, I guess.
He's useless.
Heh heh heh!
Heh.
Heh. At Initrode?
Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Hello, Peter. What's happening?
Hello, Peter. What's happening?
Hello, Phil. What's happening?
Hello?
Helping us out...
Her fucking... Her children would have hooves.
Here we go, here we go.
Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you.
Here, Peg, you wanna get everybody started?
Here's a peculiar...
Hey, and speaking of problems...
Hey, guys.
Hey, isn't that the girl that works over at Chotchkie's?
Hey, look who's back!
Hey, man, check this out, dude.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, Peter, man!
Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel nine!
Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while.
Hey, that is none of your business, OK?
Hey! Hey, guys! Peter!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, Milton. What's happening?
Hi, Milton. What's happening?
Hi, Peter.
Hi, Peter.
Hi.
Hi. Can I help you?
Hi. Forgive me for not getting up.
Hi. I'm Peter.
Hi. Uh...
His wife comes home early and catches him.
Hmm.
Hmm. Yeah.
Holy shit.
Hoping for a promotion, profit sharing, or something.
How dare you judge me?
How do you like your new job?
How is it that all these stupid Neanderthal Mafia guys...
How is that not stealing?
How much time would you say you spend each week...
How's Penetrode?
However...
Huh, what do I think? Um, you know what, Stan...
Huh?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh... that's...
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles...
I also...
I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.
I am good at dealing with people!
I believe you have my stapler, please. Hmm.
I came by here yesterday...
I can tell already.
I can't believe Joanna slept with Lumbergh.
I can't believe they had security escort us out.
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are.
I can't do that. She'll get all pissed off...
I celebrate the guy's entire catalogue.
I come from a rough area.
I could have this place condemned.
I could program a virus that'd rip that place off big time.
I could put, I could put strychnine in the guacamole.
I could set the building on fire.
I could set the building on fire.
I could shut this whole resort down.
I could talk to him. I have good networking skill.
I could write a letter to your board of tourism.
I deal with the goddamn customers...
I did absolutely nothing...
I did and they said...
I didn't ask you who you slept with before we were together.
I didn't feel like it.
I didn't think you slept with guys like Lumbergh!
I do not know anything about any money laundering.
I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too.
I do want to express myself.
I don't care.
I don't even know what it means. I was hoping you knew.
I don't even know what they say. I don't really care.
I don't know the credit union's software well enough. OK?
I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist.
I don't know why I can't just... go to work and be happy...
I don't know. I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go.
I don't know. It just seems wrong.
I don't really like talking about my flair.
I don't see another dime.
I don't think I'd like another job.
I don't think I'm explaining this very well.
I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
I don't want to go to any prison.
I don't want you fucking up my life, too.
I don't... I don't know. Heh heh.
I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume...
I get thinking that she's cheating on me.
I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes.
I got a phone number, Mike, that I don't wanna lose.
I got it... on the last few hours on Friday...
I gotta get outta here.
I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it.
I gotta... I gotta go. All right?
I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
I guess. I... I don't know.
I had no right to get pissed off at you about Lumbergh.
I hate that guy.
I hate this goddamn job, and I don't need it.
I hate this job.
I have a client in there right now.
I have eight different bosses right now.
I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it.
I have people skills.
I have the memo.
I have to leave now. I have to get my résumé ready.
I have to take my stapler back...
I heard he didn't show up this weekend.
I hereby sentence you, Michael Bolton...
I hope you have a better story for Lumbergh.
I hope your firings go really well.
I just get that feeling lookin' at her, like...
I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
I just know it.
I just sort of grabbed, you know, fifteen buttons.
I just stare at my desk.
I just wanted to make sure you knew...
I just, uh, forgot...
I just...
I know how you get depressed about your job and all, and...
I know you had this religious experience or whatever...
I know. Anne wants me to go.
I lied.
I like yours.
I looked into it more deeply...
I love "Kung Fu."
I love his music. I do.
I make more money selling magazine subscriptions...
I may never be happy at my job...
I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.
I mean, I guess I sort of like them all.
I mean, look at me.
I mean, she was seeing the "Oh" face for sure.
I mean, we know a lot of the same people. That's...
I mean, what are you? You think you're an angel?
I mean...
I might be going away for a while.
I never had an answer.
I really can't.
I stole something.
I swear to God, one of these days...
I think coke dealers do it.
I think I know someone who might want this.
I think if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up, too...
I think it would be OK.
I think the fire pretty much took care of everything.
I think there's enough evidence...
I thought you'd come in here and start shooting.
I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton's music.
I used to be addicted to crack...
I used to be the same way.
I wanna get out of the car, OK? Stop.
I want to take you out to dinner...
I want you to relax every muscle in your body...
I want you to try and relax.
I was askin' what you were doin' for lunch.
I was having some trouble with the shifter here.
I was just thinkin' maybe like a personal favor.
I was late again I would be summarily dismissed.
I was told...
I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could...
I wonder if I'm allowed to, uh, wear this in here?
I wonder if the money burn up.
I would do nothing.
I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds...
I would relax.
I would sit on my ass all day.
I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
I, uh, I don't like my job, and, uh...
I... I couldn't get it into drive.
I... I didn't receive my paycheque this week.
I... I think they'd figure that out.
I'd like to go ahead and welcome, uh...
I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons.
I'd like you to meet my lawyer Rob Newhouse.
I'd say in a given week...
I'll handle this.
I'll set the building on fire.
I'll take my traveler's cheques to a competing resort.
I'll tell you what I'd do, man.
I'm a free man. I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
I'm actually an unemployed software engineer.
I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in...
I'm Bob Slydell. This is my associate Bob Porter.
I'm counting, and I only see fifteen pieces.
I'm doin' the drywall up there at the new McDonald's.
I'm doing good here.
I'm driving.
I'm going home.
I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead...
I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh...
I'm gonna go next door and get a table...
I'm gonna need you...
I'm gonna take the blame for it, I decided.
I'm gonna take the blame for it, I decided.
I'm just gonna stop going.
I'm just not sure about that right now.
I'm just not sure about that right now.
I'm just talking about fractions of a penny, OK?
I'm not gonna stay.
I'm not the one who's been flakin' out at work.
I'm on my way now to return the money...
I'm sorry I was late, but I was having lunch, and I, uh...
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you've... you've heard some of the rumors...
I'm talking about the tray... the pennies for everybody.
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics.
I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you?
I'm working at Hooters now, you know...
I've been a real asshole.
I've been cheating on you!
I've been lookin' all over for you guys!
I've never done anything wrong in my whole life.
If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors...
If I still have a job.
If they don't start treating their software people better.
If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll...
If we had more experience...
If you could go ahead and get it as far back...
If you could just go ahead and make sure...
If you could just move a little bit to the left.
If you had a million dollars...
If you want me to wear thirty seven pieces of flair...
If you want to talk to me, just come over.
If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out?
If you've worked on two or more job codes in one day...
Illegal? Samir, this is America.
In fact, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead.
In light of the senselessness of these heinous crimes...
In this conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?
Initech is an evil corporation, all right?
Initech is wrong.
Initech.
Initech's so backed up with all the software we're updating...
Initrode.
Into a state of complete relaxation.
Into a white collar, minimum security resort.
Into an account that we opened.
Is gonna help you solve any of your problems.
Is Hawaiian shirt day.
Is he dead?
Is interviewing for your own job.
Is that he was laid off five years ago...
Is that Smykowski?
Is that the guy?
Is that your real name?
Is there any way that you could sort of...
Is there some way to just give the money back?
Is today the worst day of your life?
Is we're just, we're trying to get a feel...
Is you take the specifications from the customers...
It happened at Initrode last year.
It uses all these extra decimal places...
It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.
It wasn't even the right Lumbergh.
It wasn't even the right Lumbergh.
It works like a computer virus.
It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
It would be really great if you could just sort of...
It would be shame.
It'll do the rest.
It's a bummer, dude. What can I say?
It's a problem of motivation, all right?
It's a...
It's about all of us together.
It's about...
It's actually right there on the board. Excuse me.
It's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny...
It's fun, and it's exciting.
It's jammed.
It's just we're putting new cover sheets...
It's like "Superman III."
It's my stapler.
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing.
It's not like we're going to steal something.
It's not that hard.
It's not wrong.
It's not yours?
It's pretty brilliant.
It's really stupid, actually.
It's standard operating procedure.
It's that I just don't care.
It's that you haven't challenged him enough...
It's three thirty. Why aren't you at work?
It's very special.
It's work.
It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh...
Joanna, I want to apologize.
Joanna, would you come here a minute, please?
Joanna's coming over.
Just a moment.
Just a moment.
Just a moment.
Just a moment.
Just a moment.
Just a moment.
Just a moment.
Just a second there, professor.
Just checking in.
Just come back another time.
Just helps me sell magazines.
Just pass.
Just remember, if you hang in there long enough...
Just take them directly to the software people, huh?
Just terrific.
Just zonk me out so that, like, I don't know...
Just... I had a rough day.
Kick someone's ass the first day...
Last week, after he found out he was getting laid off...
Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence, you awake?
Lawrence, you in there?
Let me ask you a question, Joanna.
Let me ask you something.
Let me tell you something about T.P.S. reports.
Let's calm down, try to figure this thing out together.
Let's do exactly that, you little fuck...
Let's just go to the barbecue, all right?
Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Let's see...
Let's try not to get pissed off at each other.
Like I'm supposed to, like everybody else.
Like seven figures.
Like that guy that invented the pet rock.
Like these suspenders and, uh, buttons, they're all sort of...
Like we can't hear each other through the wall?
Like with who?
Like your, uh, pretty boy over there, Brian...
Listen to her headphones while she's filing...
Listen to me.
Listen to you.
Listen, asshole. Nobody hangs up on me.
Listen, uh...
Lo siento mucho, señor. Pinche gringo.
Look, I'm very sorry.
Look, Joanna...
Look, we don't... I'm...
Look, we want you to express yourself, OK?
Look, you just give us the name of one drug dealer.
Looks terrific.
Lost some people this week...
Love ya.
Lumbergh fucked her.
Lumbergh is not my problem.
Lumbergh?
Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday.
Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.
Making bucks, getting exercise, working outside.
May I speak to you, please?
Maybe I didn't whine as much.
Maybe it was just shock, and it's wearing off now...
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for you to sleep with Lumbergh.
Maybe seeing if there are some ways...
Maybe we could launder the money.
Me, too.
Melts away...
Michael, I did nothing.
Michael, let's make that stock go down...
Michael, Samir, how you doin'?
Michael, there comes a point in a man's life...
Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth.
Michael! You said this thing was gonna take two years.
Michael...
Milton?
Minimum security prison is no picnic.
Mm mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. No, no.
Mmm...
Mmm... yeah.
Monday morning, we're gonna check the account balance.
Mr. Lumbergh should be here any minute.
My cousin's a cokehead.
My, uh, flair?
Naga gonna work here anymore, anyway.
Naga...
Nah uh. Not really. Uh...
New people are coming, and we need the space.
Next batter looks like a Peter Gibbons.
Nine, that would be great.
No big deal, all right?
No family members, no girlfriends. Nobody.
No one in this country can pronounce my name right.
No, but...
No, I stole something else.
No, I... I...
No, it didn't!
No, it's not OK, because if they make me...
No, it's... it's just a coincidence.
No, man, check it out.
No, man, check it out.
No, man.
No, no. I got fired.
No, thanks, man.
No, thanks. I, uh...
No, that's the jar.
No, you're just this penny stealing...
No.
No.
No.
No. I have the memo. I've got it... It's right...
No. I just came to get my address book.
No. It's just a coincidence.
No. My secretary does that or the fax.
No. No, of course not.
No. Not again. I...
No. Wait a minute.
No. We're going to federal "pound me in the ass" prison.
No. You know what I think? I think we're screwed.
No. You're working at Initech...
Not right now, Lumbergh, I'm... I'm kinda busy.
Not this time. I bet I'm the first one laid off.
Not to get fired.
Not too bad, not too bad.
Nothin', huh?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now I want you to relax your legs.
Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then, OK...
Now look at us, we're worried about going in a prison.
Now, if I work my ass off...
Now, Milton, don't be greedy.
Now, we had a chance to meet this young man...
Now, when I count backwards from three...
Now, you know, it's up to you whether or not...
Of course it works. That's not the point.
Of him being a current employee here.
Of real, actual work.
Of your mid twenties now gone.
Oh, and one more thing...
Oh, and remember, next Friday...
Oh, for cryin'...
Oh, for everybody. OK.
Oh, he's not that disgusting.
Oh, hi, Bob. Bob.
Oh, hi, Dom.
Oh, I can't do that.
Oh, I just don't know if this was such a good idea.
Oh, I'm sorry, man. Look, I... I...

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