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Splashback (2023)

In the midst of one of the most significant moments in human history - the Moon landing - a guy working at a NASA warehouse has his own little passion project: the invention of the first urinal net.

Cast:
George Losser: Alan Hay
Jack Wancker: Matthew Simpson
Neil Armstrong: Sam Rintoul
Robert S. Crawler: David Gilliam
Richard Nixon: Timothy Nixon
Liam Prick: Kent Goldfinch
Hot Chick: Tesa Litvan
Ricky Deck: Luka Alagic
Al Dente: Ivica Pusticki
Waiter: Boris Prole
Bartender: Vibor Krekovic
NASA Guest: Vedran Bazdulj
News Reporter: Dobroslav Silobrcic
Buzz Aldrin: Ozren Manojlovic
Jazz Band: Ivan Dzajic
Judge #1: Tomislav Klicko
Judge #2: Marijan Hrgovic
Judge #3: Damir Stevic
Narrator: Zachary Prusak

Written by: Dino Julius, Luka Hrgovic

Director: Luka Hrgovic, Dino Julius

Production: Kinoteka, Slice of Life

Release date: 05 Jul 2024

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Splashback (2023)
In the midst of one of the most significant moments in human history - the Moon landing - a guy working at a NASA warehouse has his own little passion project: the invention of the first urinal net. Cast: George Losser: Alan Hay Jack Wancker: Matthew Simpson Neil Armstrong: Sam Rintoul Robert S. Crawler: David Gilliam Richard Nixon: Timothy Nixon Liam Prick: Kent Goldfinch Hot Chick: Tesa Litvan Ricky Deck: Luka Alagic Al Dente: Ivica Pusticki Waiter: Boris Prole Bartender: Vibor Krekovic NASA Guest: Vedran Bazdulj News Reporter: Dobroslav Silobrcic Buzz Aldrin: Ozren Manojlovic Jazz Band: Ivan Dzajic Judge #1: Tomislav Klicko Judge #2: Marijan Hrgovic Judge #3: Damir Stevic Narrator: Zachary Prusak Written by: Dino Julius, Luka Hrgovic Director: Luka Hrgovic, Dino Julius Production: Kinoteka, Slice of Life Release date: 05 Jul 2024
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A... a falling stream of liquid will break into little droplets, and it's these that are the perpetrators of the splash formation on your khakis.
And that's exactly the reason you should forget about it.
Another historic day is upon us. Our heroes have returned home. For the first time, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins will share their personal experiences of their heroic Apollo mission with the public.
Anyway, I built this urinating simulator, for test purposes.
But I can tell you much more precisely where I'm going, and that's the little boys room.
But, to be one hundred percent certain, I need additional input parameters from the field.
Can you believe it? I fuckin' did it. I'm a part of history.
Clearly you don't understand the importance of what's about to happen.
Day of the Apollo 11 Launch July, 16, 1969.
Do you happen to know anything about the plastic thingy, back in the john?
Every hole, pitch and diameter mathematically precise.
For the first time in my life, after taking a pee, I feel like a man!
Got another one. Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto!
Have you ever heard of the Plateau- Rayleigh instability phenomenon?
Hey! So, uhm, you work for the Space Agency?
I believe humans have a finite amount of heartbeats. and I don't intend to waste mine on exercise.
I even tried to control the impact velocity and pressure.
I like to call it "The Urinal Splash Guard 1.0".
I like to think I'm on the tip of that sword.
I still can't believe it. Neil wants to be a partner. It's crazy, right?
I was just wondering, did you manage to get a chance to talk to your boss?
I'll bet everything I have. Not that I have much.
I'm really happy for ya. For us both.
I've told you a million times, it's "The Urinal Splash Guard 1 point fucking O".
If space teaches you anything, it's to appreciate the quality of a good ol' fashioned pee.
If we deliver, he'll install tens of thousands of the bastards in military facilities all over the US of fucking A!
In the end, it's simple: some spend their whole lives hiding behind their desks, and then die in anonymity. Teachers are a great example of that.
It's a high pressure environment, you couldn't cope with the stress.
It's German, for "a man who sits down to pee".
It's kinda like a... like a circle, filled with holes and bumps?
It's tested "The Urinal Splash Guard 1.0" to it's limits.
Just when I thought the Saturn V was the peek of your inventions, you geniuses come up with this!
Leaves you with sprayed khakis and yellow stains on the shirt.
Lift off! We have a lift off, 32 minutes past the hour. Lift off on Apollo 11. Neil, we can see you coming down the ladder now. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Not since Columbus has there been such a historic event. Me and my boys did a hell of a job. Now we're not only the greatest nation on the planet, but also... the Moon. Thank you.
Look, I know you're upset, but I mean you have to understand how those guys tick.
Look, you're very important to us, and that's the reason you should stay in the spot that we need you the most: Supplies.
Maybe you'd like to discuss space exploration a little more... in depth?
My name's gonna be a part of history. Napoleon, Columbus, Alexander the fucking Great. Carved in stone.
Nixon demands a pee test, for him and his entourage, at NASA.
No point to keep it a secret anymore. Seems I'm the guilty party.
No visible or tactile signs of splashback.
Now, you gotta know one thing: Tricky Dick's absolutely in love with Neil, he's eating out of his palm. So, there's Neil filling Dicky's ear with one thing, and it's not the goddamn Moon landing, but...
Oh, I'm so sorry. Excuse me. I... It's my fault.
Oh, so sorry! Sorry! Oh, don't mind me, don't mind me.
One might think. that the process of aiming urination can be summarized with "get it all in the bowl", but that would be wrong.
Seems I'm, I'm destined to become a... "Sitzpinkler".
So, so... which brilliant mind came up with this?
Splashback. From the urinal. I hate it.
Sprayed khakis, yellow stains on my sleeves. and ammonia scented shirts.
Stopped aiming directly at a 90 degree angle to avoid the kickback, moved in closer, reduced the angle, nothin'.

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