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Appiness (2018)

When Eric and Raj, old high school buds, try to build the next great app and become billionaires - they don't.
Written by: Eli Batalion

Director: Eli Batalion

Production: eMerge Enterprises Ltd

Release date: 10 Nov 2018

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Appiness (2018)
When Eric and Raj, old high school buds, try to build the next great app and become billionaires - they don't. Written by: Eli Batalion Director: Eli Batalion Production: eMerge Enterprises Ltd Release date: 10 Nov 2018
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Ads, ads, lots of ads, CTC, CPA, CPWs, BBWs.
And the app has many different types of use cases. -for a lot of different things, like for example, dating. -OK, yeah.
And then you get to a huge local ad unit. Yeah, I love that.
But no, yeah to what we're talking about!
By studying how the customer engages her environment. we find authentic means of weaving our brand story through the narrative of her lifestyle.
Chattr, Chat.ly with a. ly.
Chet, oh, buddy.
Connect2U is the native app in connecting people across. -different mediums in real-- -I'm sorry, hold on a second.
Deep inside if you connect the right people. at the right place, at the right time, there's tons to be made off of that. It's just about unlocking it.
Dude, the internet is a trillion dollar peep show. We're gonna be fine.
Dude, you were the smartest kid in our class.
Eric mother trucking Newman!
Fine, but then you can start your conversation.
Fraud alert, fraud alert. Fraud alert. Frau--. [alarm beeping] [Eric] Oh, shit! He knows, he knows I'm a fraud. This is bullshit, everything coming out. of my mouth is bullshit. He knows I'm a fraud, oh my God. I should've stayed in music. I should've stayed in the band! I should've just been doing music! Oh my God, I'm a fraud! Oh my God, oh my God! [alarm clock blaring]
Guess who else did? D Von D, but instead of coming up with some stupid. theoretical shit he came up with some real shit, man, the VOIP site Jyoos.
Hey Vince, can we get two more drinks over here? On the tab?
How about you, this a family operation?
I don't remember you so obsessed with making billions.
I like it... Stealthy.
I told you five million times, it's better than a dating site 'cause it could be a lot. of different things. It could happen for schools, and universities, and conferences and get togethers, and jamborees.
I will connect to you later, OK?
I will have a pint of your most expensive beer.
It's all about discovering cool people around you and then. -eventually meeting them. -OK, and then we track the whole thing -and sell their data, smart. -Isn't that like very creepy?
It's no secret, this company's been going. through some pretty hard times.
Let's get you guys on the books for, what is it now, October?
Let's just do what is actually important. like figuring out the name.
Look, I've been looking for like a rain man to make it rain.
No, no, it's a good thing, it's a new thing, It's freshness, you know, a new beginning.
Now, I don't actually know what I'm talking about.
Oh, I just bought wetpussy.org.
Oh, shit, yeah, that makes sense.
Oh, this is Eric Newman, our CEO.
OK, fine, great, that's our placeholder.
OK, let me take the lead on this, cause you're not gonna. like this guy. He is a total Banana Republican.
OK, look, I don't have time to argue. Just appreciate the moment.
OK, which we datamine for trends, and then we sell it.
OK, yes, great use case, man. Great use case.
Or Placeholdr without an E?
Our wheelhouse is app based branding, B to C, B to B, B to BBC.
Real time domain bit, buy 500 plus tier one domains, and boom, you're ten figging.
Say you were at a coffee shop and your barista. is being a total bi otch, you'd want to let other people know about that, am I right?
See, we like seeing the app in market fostering. a more engaged user base, so from 30,000 feet we can figure out how to leverage, pivot, and really scale.
Smel.ly with a... oh my God, that's genius.
So, if I wanted to use this to communicate with someone. in a restaurant, find out what the food is like.
So, marketing is about delighting the customer. through the touchpoints of her user journey, OK?
So, why don't you guys set up over there. and give me the spiel, OK?
Ten figures, billionaring, Billicon Valley, Bilbo Baggin' it.
That's where Connect2U comes in, so we can connect to you.
The whole family works here and I can't stand it.
Then you can look and read the profiles that people are happy to post.

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