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Very Bad Things (1998)

A prostitute is killed during a bachelor party and the attendees turn on each other as the wedding approaches.

Cast:
Kyle Fisher: Jon Favreau
Charles Moore: Leland Orser
Laura Garrety: Cameron Diaz
Robert Boyd: Christian Slater
Man: Rob Brownstein
Michael Berkow: Jeremy Piven
Adam Berkow: Daniel Stern
Lois Berkow: Jeanne Tripplehorn
Adam Berkow Jr.: Joey Zimmerman
Timmy Berkow: Tyler Cole Malinger
Tina: Kobe Tai
Security Guard: Russell B. McKenzie
Cop: Pancho Demmings
Suit: Blake Gibbons
Clerk: Angelo Di Mascio Jr.
Mr. Fisher: Lawrence Pressman
Cop at Hospital: Steve Fitchpatrick
Doctor #1: Brian Grandison
Doctor #2: John Cappon
Doctor #3: Linda Klein
Rabbi: Byrne Piven
Barry Morris: Bob Bancroft
Receptionist: Trey Davis
Judge Tower: Marilyn McIntyre
Bunker the Dog 4 Legs: Wrangler
Bunker the Dog 3 Legs: Trooper
Man at Funeral: Peter Berg
Wedding Videographer: Brian Sampson

Written by: Peter Berg

Director: Peter Berg

Release date: 25 Nov 1998

Box Office: $9,898,412

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Very Bad Things (1998)
A prostitute is killed during a bachelor party and the attendees turn on each other as the wedding approaches. Cast: Kyle Fisher: Jon Favreau Charles Moore: Leland Orser Laura Garrety: Cameron Diaz Robert Boyd: Christian Slater Man: Rob Brownstein Michael Berkow: Jeremy Piven Adam Berkow: Daniel Stern Lois Berkow: Jeanne Tripplehorn Adam Berkow Jr.: Joey Zimmerman Timmy Berkow: Tyler Cole Malinger Tina: Kobe Tai Security Guard: Russell B. McKenzie Cop: Pancho Demmings Suit: Blake Gibbons Clerk: Angelo Di Mascio Jr. Mr. Fisher: Lawrence Pressman Cop at Hospital: Steve Fitchpatrick Doctor #1: Brian Grandison Doctor #2: John Cappon Doctor #3: Linda Klein Rabbi: Byrne Piven Barry Morris: Bob Bancroft Receptionist: Trey Davis Judge Tower: Marilyn McIntyre Bunker the Dog 4 Legs: Wrangler Bunker the Dog 3 Legs: Trooper Man at Funeral: Peter Berg Wedding Videographer: Brian Sampson Written by: Peter Berg Director: Peter Berg Release date: 25 Nov 1998 Box Office: $9,898,412
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Adam heads up.
Allow me to be the first to say. That what we have done here is not a good thing. It's clearly not a good thing. But it was given the circumstances the smart play.
Are you calling me from jail Not yet.
Calm down. We're not helping anything by losing our temper. Let's just get our heads together Ok. Whatever we associate in our nervous system determines our behavior.
Dad used to bring home these sparklers for me and Adam you know. Sparklers. We'd go out back the 3 of us. And we'd hold it up to the sky. And watch the explosions of light and sparks you know. And dad would be all wait for it Here it comes Watch for it. Ok here it comes Here comes the wah Hoo. Wah Hoo. Wah Hoo The sparkler would burn hot. Then hotter then even hotter. And then there'd be this one moment of pure burn. When that little fucker would cook perfect Just perfect. It would only...
Don't let him bleed on the carpet. Go on Get out Get out. Shut the door. Come over here Help me. Jesus Oh shit. Son of a bitch. He'll bleed out He'll bleed out.
Fucking whizzers.
How do you know she's dead. She's got no fucking pulse. Listen you don't know what the hell you're doing. Just get back. All right where do you look What side of the neck. Left left left side. Either side you idiot.
I am not to be common Kyle ok. I am a creature like no other.
I don't fucking know how to pray.
I have got a wife and I've got two boys ok Don't tell me. Let's just take a vote a simple vote. We got two choices. One we clean up this mess right now. Bury it out in the desert. Go home and never look back. Or we can easily call the police. Roll the dice take our chances. And pray to god that it's only Michael who falls. The choices are simple it's desert or police.
I killed my brother.
I mean the room is covered with blow. Moore looks like he went at it with a fucking mountain lion.
I might just turn your little pathetic ass in. How about that pal. Did you hear that. Adam calm down ok. I'm not gonna calm down I can't do this. I can't do this I'm telling you they. It won't work It cannot work. Ithasworked Itisworking. It's done. I'm telling you they've got fiber optics. They've got dna samples. They've got fbi scientists. The fucking internet goddamn it. They figure this shit out They figure it out every fucking time.
I'm a fucking lighthouse man. I stay lit for you I stay lit. I never go dark Never go dark.
I'm calling the police. So help me god you touch that fucking phone. I'll bury you with them.
I'm getting married guys. I have got a wife and I've got two boys ok Don't tell me.
Look at him. I'm amazed that the windows. Don't blow out of their fucking sockets. With all the ass Puckering rage. In these soulless lizards. You know I just I just want her to be happy. Same alarm clock every morning. Same two pops on the same snooze button. Same shower towel toothbrush razor blazer. Hair pump gel spray It's a fucking epi. Woman the beatrice accounts. It's an epidemic Fisher. You're getting married baby bub. I'm not going to candy coat it It just gets worse. It's an 18...
Michael Michael Michael what did you do.
Mr Fucking Minivan.
Nobody knows she's here. I called her personally Nobody knows. Her blood is all over the bathroom. Don't you think we got a little bit of a dna problem here. It's a marble floor We can clean it up.
Now let's just take a second here. And take a hold of the situation and review our options. We call the police. Ok call the police. That's good That's one option. That is not an option. This is not multiple choice here. Yes it is. There are always options Adam.
Ok you do know it's 500 right. Yeah over there no problem. But yeah 500 of my dollars. Right. But I thought Boyd didn't pay. No Boyd didn't pay It's 500. Straight sex nothing kinky. No no I'm not going to use you as a hand puppet or anything. I just want to make sweet love to you. Because you have no idea what you've gotten into.
That's not the point Adam. I mean the room is covered with blow. Moore looks like he went at it with a fucking mountain lion. I mean the room looks like the manson family stayed here a month. This is a major thin Ice situation we got here.
The reality is you take away the horror of the situation. Take away the tragedy of the death. Take away the moral and ethical implications. Of all the crap that you've had conditioned and beaten. Into your head since grade one. What are we left with. What. It's a 105 Pound problem. 105 pounds that's got to be moved from point a to point b
This is my day.
This is pathetic. You're pathetic. What did you say. You're not a team player. Don't point at me. You've never been a team player. That's why you don't have any friends. What are you talking about I have friends. The hell you do. The hell I don't. You have acquaintances. Business friends superficial golf buddies. You've always been a fringe player. Don't point at me. You have some serious male On Male intimacy problems. What are you fucking talking about. You can't deal with men. Guys maybe...
Time for some serious self Exploration. How do I function. For real no more bullshit. Can I keep my cool when they bounce my bananas. When they won't play my song et cetera et cetera. You get me. Do you get me. Not really no.
We were playing and she bumped her head. Bumped Bumped. She's got a fucking spike in her head.
What the hell gets into you people. Drugs and alcohol. Well I got no problem with that.
Why are you calling an ambulance She's dead.
You fucking guys You fucking guys You fucking guys.
You fucking murderer. Back off He's gone. You're a fucking loser You're a loser. You need to take a time Out. Go home Go home you fucking murderer. Fucking loser.
You left a dead prostitute alone in the desert. She's not alone.
You never gave a damn about anyone but yourself. You're a fucking reject ok. You eat my ass. Hey Eat my ass. This doesn't help. If youevertouch my minivan again. You are going to be very sorry brother. Very fucking sorry. You are aloser Loser.
You think he had kids. What. Children. Do you think that man was a father. I don't know. I got a really bad feeling. That he had children. I don't know I think he was too young to have children. We're gonna burn for this.
You've got a warped though process. Your brain doesn't function properly.
Your kids are one crutch away from a telethon. You got a frigid swamp Hog wife. You fuck.

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