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The Guru (2002)

A young man leaves India to find fame and fortune in America where he unexpectedly becomes a sex guru.

Cast:
Ramu Gupta: Jimi Mistry
Sharonna: Heather Graham
Lexi: Marisa Tomei
Dwain: Michael McKean
Rusty McGee: Dash Mihok
Vijay Rao: Emil Marwa
Chantal: Christine Baranski
Edwin: Ronald Guttman
Father Flanagan: Malachy McCourt
Sanjay: Ajay Naidu
Mrs. McGee: Anita Gillette
Mr. McGee: Pat McNamara
Peaches: Dwight Ewell
Indian Princess in Movie: Parul Shah
Indian Prince in Movie: Omar Rahim
Young Ramu: Douglas Dolan
Older Woman in Dance Class: Bina Sharif
Young Woman in Dance Class: Sakina Jaffrey
Lady in Glasses in Dance Class: Susham Bedi
Mrs. Gupta: Sinia Jane
Mr. Janjher Gupta: Anoop Puri
Nana: Kamla Sethi
Mira: Jeneva Talwar
Amit: Charles Singh
Rude Lunch Patron #1: Jed Sexton
Rude Lunch Patron #2: Tommy Crudup
Hank, the Camera Man: Damian Young
Sound Man: Philip Levy
Ramrod Production Assistant: Sarah Stanley
Randy: Bobby Cannavale
Party Planner: Krista Bogetich
Lars: Tom McCarthy
Rasphal, the Cook: Sanjeev Bhaskar
Swami Bu: Ajay Mehta
Party Waiter: Rizwan Manji
Socialite: Carmen Dell'Orefice
Uptight Woman: Georgia Creighton
Amy: Amanda Hall Rogers
Kitty: Tina Sloan
Waldo Hernandez: Dominic Fumusa
Subway Passenger: Rebecca Thomas
Tony, the Baker: Steven Randazzo
Turned On Woman: Edythe Bronstein
Turned On Man: Roger Kachel
Chatty Nude Guy: Don Fessman
Mrs. Taylor: Margaret Hall
Professor Wank: Bill Massof
Josh Goldstein: Rob Morrow
Josh's Assistant: Jason Harris
Guy in Bar: Wayne Gurman
Sally Jessy Raphaël: Sally Jessy Raphael
Sally Jessy Audience Member: John Holyoke
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer: Darlene Wilson
Wedding Dancer: Bill Chemerka
Wedding Bagpiper: John Keane
Bombay Dance Class Dancer: Jasmine Persad
Grandmother: Subhashini Ali
Various Characters: Sean T. Krishnan
Rude Subway Patron: Jeff Chena
Smoking Sexy Gladiator: Derrick Damions
Best Man: Todd Fredericks
Devout Follower: Amy Russ
Student: Lian Moy
Gladiator: Rich Odell
Featured: Sunita Param
Indian Dancer: Reena Shah
73 End: Rod Sweitzer
Dancer: Amisha Upadhyaya
Bollywood Dancer: Jerry Vattamala

Written by: Tracey Jackson

Director: Daisy von Scherler Mayer

Production: Universal Pictures, StudioCanal, Working Title Films, Kalima Productions

Release date: 14 Feb 2003

Box Office: $3,095,506

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The Guru (2002)
A young man leaves India to find fame and fortune in America where he unexpectedly becomes a sex guru. Cast: Ramu Gupta: Jimi Mistry Sharonna: Heather Graham Lexi: Marisa Tomei Dwain: Michael McKean Rusty McGee: Dash Mihok Vijay Rao: Emil Marwa Chantal: Christine Baranski Edwin: Ronald Guttman Father Flanagan: Malachy McCourt Sanjay: Ajay Naidu Mrs. McGee: Anita Gillette Mr. McGee: Pat McNamara Peaches: Dwight Ewell Indian Princess in Movie: Parul Shah Indian Prince in Movie: Omar Rahim Young Ramu: Douglas Dolan Older Woman in Dance Class: Bina Sharif Young Woman in Dance Class: Sakina Jaffrey Lady in Glasses in Dance Class: Susham Bedi Mrs. Gupta: Sinia Jane Mr. Janjher Gupta: Anoop Puri Nana: Kamla Sethi Mira: Jeneva Talwar Amit: Charles Singh Rude Lunch Patron #1: Jed Sexton Rude Lunch Patron #2: Tommy Crudup Hank, the Camera Man: Damian Young Sound Man: Philip Levy Ramrod Production Assistant: Sarah Stanley Randy: Bobby Cannavale Party Planner: Krista Bogetich Lars: Tom McCarthy Rasphal, the Cook: Sanjeev Bhaskar Swami Bu: Ajay Mehta Party Waiter: Rizwan Manji Socialite: Carmen Dell'Orefice Uptight Woman: Georgia Creighton Amy: Amanda Hall Rogers Kitty: Tina Sloan Waldo Hernandez: Dominic Fumusa Subway Passenger: Rebecca Thomas Tony, the Baker: Steven Randazzo Turned On Woman: Edythe Bronstein Turned On Man: Roger Kachel Chatty Nude Guy: Don Fessman Mrs. Taylor: Margaret Hall Professor Wank: Bill Massof Josh Goldstein: Rob Morrow Josh's Assistant: Jason Harris Guy in Bar: Wayne Gurman Sally Jessy Raphaël: Sally Jessy Raphael Sally Jessy Audience Member: John Holyoke Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer: Darlene Wilson Wedding Dancer: Bill Chemerka Wedding Bagpiper: John Keane Bombay Dance Class Dancer: Jasmine Persad Grandmother: Subhashini Ali Various Characters: Sean T. Krishnan Rude Subway Patron: Jeff Chena Smoking Sexy Gladiator: Derrick Damions Best Man: Todd Fredericks Devout Follower: Amy Russ Student: Lian Moy Gladiator: Rich Odell Featured: Sunita Param Indian Dancer: Reena Shah 73 End: Rod Sweitzer Dancer: Amisha Upadhyaya Bollywood Dancer: Jerry Vattamala Written by: Tracey Jackson Director: Daisy von Scherler Mayer Production: Universal Pictures, StudioCanal, Working Title Films, Kalima Productions Release date: 14 Feb 2003 Box Office: $3,095,506
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