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Derren Brown: Miracle (2018)

Illusionist Derren Brown reinvents the concept of "faith healing" through a series of stunts that debunk the confines of fear, pain and disbelief.
Production: Vaudeville Productions

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A dog bed. Alright, never mind.
Ah, there it is. You got it. Thank you so much. Hi. Hello, what's your name?
Alright? Imagine it's from weeks and weeks ago, so you're not distracted by. any topical events, it's not about that.
Alright? So those of you playing with the pen and paper write something down, something a character could say. Don't worry that it's Mickey Mouse holding a pencil sharpener. It can be anything you like.
And bring yourself back to the microphone, thank you.
And then as you look at this front page, just let any three words. just float out of the text at you, any three random words.
And we can be more sceptical of those stories if it helps us.
Anyone got a three foot balloon? Perfectly round, looks like a globe? No?
But our pasts are just stories that we tell ourselves in the present, yes?
Campers." From the well known Australian edition of Hi de Hi! Good. Stay right there. Those of you playing with the pens and paper, you've written down something to finish off the story.
Do you know this game? Normally, you write a bit of a story, fold it over, next person writes the next bit, but haven't seen what you've written.
Eventually, you reach some position in your 50s and you think, "Is this it?
Everybody else, on the count of three, shout out the words you just thought of.
Excellent throw, somebody catch that downstairs and stand up with it, please.
Give her a big hand as she comes up. Caroline, everybody! First person up!
Great. Oh! Up you get. Oh, you'll be perfect. Stand up for me.
Great. So look, I was trying to influence you, Caroline, and the other people that caught this balloon to tell a particular story one line at a time.
I don't think I need to work to get this in your head. I think it's already there.
I hope that all absolutely felt like free choices. So, yeah, go on, keep going.
I need you to finish off the story now with something a character could say.
I want two of you to grab a pen and paper. I won't ask you up on stage, don't worry.
I want you to think of the one thing you don't think that I want you to think of. and then say that, Grant. Alright?
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. Sits on a cucumber and says...
If you hold it up and look, you might even be able to see it. Can you?
In fact, I think I will keep that one as a souvenir. Great, alright.
In the same way you come and see this show. You know that I'm going to sometimes. sell you a story that isn't quite true, cos that's what we've agreed to, yes?
Is this the thing? Is this what I've been working for?". And you forget that maybe life should be more like a piece of music, and you're supposed to be dancing.
Keep hold of the balloon. It'll be funny watching you struggle. So open one up.
Now we're going to make up a story. We'll do this through a game of consequences.
Of course, now you know what I'm doing, trying to get an object into your head, so you'll start to think of the opposite of what you think I want you to do.
One night you will and I'll end the show there, that'll be it.
Or it could be fictitious, like a made up famous character.
Right? So you could say someone famous, as long as they are really, really famous.
Saw... you." Excellent story. Well done.
Secondly, the ability to get one into your head. That's what we'll do now, Caroline.
See, if this were the start of a film and it said "based on a true story", you would know that the events that were going to happen in that film were not real events exactly as they happened, but a tidied up version with a neat beginning, middle and an end.
So do you want to give us the character, please? First of all?
So everybody do this. Imagine you are looking at the front page. of a Sunday newspaper.
So it's something a character could say. Not a word, but like a phrase or a catchphrase or a slogan.
So just to show you that this story really could have gone anywhere, could have been anything, we're going to read out one of these stories.
So the moment I hold my head and say that, you'll think, "Maybe he wants me to go for something around a head?" So I won't say a head or a hat or a wig, I'll go for an item of clothing, like socks or shoes. That'll catch him out.
So we have our character, Mickey Mouse. Those of you playing with pens and paper, write down your own character, anyone you like, then fold the paper up and pass it along to the next person.
So we'll play with stories. There's an usher going around with a pen and paper.
So you study for these exams, so you can go to this university, to get this job, to work your way up to, what?
So you're going to pop the balloon and then pick up the piece of paper.
So, Caroline, I'm going to ask you to give me a character for a game of consequences.
So, Caroline, if you hold it out for me like that in your left hand, so like that.
So, I wasn't trying to influence them, but I was trying to influence you. and the other people that caught this balloon to tell a story, a line at a time.
So, please do it, and then we're all going to do a brain fart together.
Something I should say as she does this, no stooges used in the show.
Stand up with it, please. Up you get. Lovely to meet you. Up you get, up, up!
Superman, right? Daffy Duck. Boris Johnson.
Talking of the future, here's something for the future, a black envelope. with the number 16 mysteriously printed on the front, which I'm going to give to you, sir. What's your name?
Thank you so much. Mickey Mouse holding a pencil sharpener.
That's a particularly fine example of anywhere that it could have gone.
The philosopher Alan Watts made the point. that when you listen to a piece of music you don't just skip to the end because that's where it all comes together.
This is a little exercise just to clear your mind of your initial thoughts.
Those of you playing with a pen and paper write down an object, something a character could sit on, fold it up, pass it along to the next person.
Those of you playing with pens and paper write down your own object, fold the paper up, pass it along to the next person in your row.
Those of you with a pen and paper make an actual note of your brain fart words.
We forget to apply the same natural scepticism. to the most important stories we have, the ones we tell ourselves every day about who we are, and we can choose to change those stories.
We tend to dwell on our past and we think that it somehow defines who we are.
We're after another object. This time something a character could sit on.
Weirdly, you can become more predictable the more you try to catch me out.
When we live for our goals, we forget to live now.
When we say, "I'm this sort of person because this happened to me.". Or, "I'm a lucky person or unlucky person.". Whatever it is, they're just stories.
You all need to watch where the paper goes, cos sometimes it ends up going. right under me or under here or off the stage, or right to the wing.
You don't just read the last chapter of a book because that's the climax, yet in life we're obsessed with endings.
You might become a millionaire by the time you're 40, but then you realise you haven't been able to sustain a happy relationship, or when it doesn't work out you feel lost and you blame yourself.
You really could have said anything, and that last bit came out of your mouth.
You said, "Mickey Mouse, holding a pencil sharpener, sits on a dog bed. and says, 'G'day Campers.'" Alright?
You've got them? OK. Give her another hand as she comes up. Lovely to meet you.
-"You've grown..." -[laughter] "Since..." Is it, "Since I last saw you"? "Since I last...
-[laughter] -Have some respect for the monarchy.
-Don't let anybody take it off you, Chris. -[laughter] So it's not just the future that we tend to fixate upon, it's also the past.
-Ooh, somebody catch it up there! -[laughter] -Go on! Yes! -[audience cheers] -[applause] -Beautifully done. Thank you.
-Private, court, blender. -[laughter] Private, court, blender. What weird, dark place does that come from?
-Whatever you like. -[laughter] Don't think of the ones I've said. Think of your own one, Caroline.
"G'd day, campers." "G'd day, campers." Great!
"I'll ask the people who catch this balloon to make up any story." Any story, alright? Any story. And this is what you said.
[applause] Hi. There should be an usher with a microphone.
[audience shouts different words] Some of you secretly hoping you were going to shout the same three words.
[bang echoes] [ticking grows louder]
[happy, jazzy tune plays] Any book on happiness is likely to tell you to set clear goals. on what you want to achieve and then work towards achieving them.
[laughter] "You've grown since I last saw you." [laughter] [applause] Oh, Christ!
[laughter] Grant, so now I need an object from you. Something a character could hold.
[laughter] I did not expect that from a London audience.
[laughter] So somebody grab the balloon and we're going to start off a game of consequences.
[laughter] Three random words... Just read those out into the mic.
[music ends] -[cheering and applause] -Hello!

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