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Bob Saget Soundboard

Bob Saget Soundboard

Saget played Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full House (1987–1995) and its Netflix sequel Fuller House (2016–2020). He hosted America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother.

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Boxers highly skilled athletes or bullies inshore
Damn it
Do you wanna see Danny Tanner 's weiner?
Everything is going to workout super great
Full house is in the house
Getting shit all over the wall
He said everywhere
Here's what you gotta hold us after school this whole place is like junior high will do it now and do it after the show it's up to you
Hi merry christmas and happy hanukkah tall you viewers of wake up san francisco
I've got a real small weiner
Is that accurate
It takes hours and hours of relentless rehearsal to make it look like we're having fun
Marijuana is not a drug I used to suck dick for coke I see him
Oh hi
Oh my god I haven't done shit
Oh really
Shit everywhere
Their shit everywhere
They said our warehouse
They want to meet with me
We never slept together right
Well I love to remember my lines
Yeah that's kinda true
You ever suck some dick marijuana
You really should shave after every meal honey