Bob Saget Soundboard Edit

Boxers highly skilled athletes or bullies inshore

Congratulations

Damn it

Do you wanna see Danny Tanner 's weiner?

Everything is going to workout super great

Full house is in the house

Getting shit all over the wall

He said everywhere

Hello

Here's what you gotta hold us after school this whole place is like junior high will do it now and do it after the show it's up to you

Hi merry christmas and happy hanukkah tall you viewers of wake up san francisco

I've got a real small weiner

Is that accurate

It takes hours and hours of relentless rehearsal to make it look like we're having fun

Marijuana is not a drug I used to suck dick for coke I see him

Oh hi

Oh my god I haven't done shit

Oh really

Shit everywhere

Their shit everywhere

They said our warehouse

They want to meet with me

We never slept together right

Well I love to remember my lines

Yeah that's kinda true

Yes

You ever suck some dick marijuana

You really should shave after every meal honey