Aging Soundboard Edit

Boxers don't have an old timers' day

But painful as it may be ability don't last and your days are just about over

Either i'm getting old and stupid or else i'm

Every dog has his day huh mel

How many more years do I have before I get fat before my hair falls out before I look like him

I never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime

I stopped being an athlete three years ago jake books are my life now

I'm telling you we're getting sloppy our thinking our fucking attitude you know

Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine if you mean it turns to vinegar it does if you mean it gets better with age it don't

Oh boy this old body could use a soak

Older the berry the sweeter the juice it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice yeah well yeah she blacker than a motherfucker too

We're out of towels and i'm too old to go diving into lockers

Why are you so old

Yeah I know I know it's rough on jocks get to a certain age opportunities dry up

You don't stop liking sex when you're old

You're 50 you got a bag for a belly you got tits you need a bra they got hair on them

You're getting old john you're getting old