Yandere Dev-EvaXephon-Alex Mahan-cannotgoogleme Edit

A chalice

Accepting help is the sign of weakness

Actually allow me to correct you I happen to be an expert on that subject

Actually I went insane a long time ago

After years of this nonsense Ive already heard every single possible suggestion about how I can solve my problem

After you drugged your date and put them into basement

Ah don't think about the details It doesn't matter too much

Ah don't worry about it

ALL ABROAD DICKRIDE EXPRESS CHOO-CHOO

All I wanted to do is smash some sexy succubus babes

All other girls suck and die only Chihiro is needed

All that I can ask is that you forgive me for my mistakes and have patience with me

All those delicious waifus

Alright here is where I could really start fucking with that kid if I wanted to

Am I gonna need a bigger penis or what

Am I the only one who sees boobs everywhere

AND HIS NAME IS YANDEREDEV

And look look at this horrible tragedy we have here

And now if I go to my basement I should see a girl I've kidnapped

And she runs to me in her zero suit in an apron with her boobs jiggling

Anime characters are real they're real

Anime Steam profiles

Answering questions takes away the time that I couldve spent working on the game

Anyone who says otherwise is a moron who has shit taste in waifus

Anything is a sex doll if you're creative enough

Anyway I am christian so I'm not going to Hell

Are you pulling my dick

Are you pulling my dick full rant

Are you serioooooooouuuus

Are you shitting me

Are you still as cucked as you were the last time

Are you thinking what I'm thinking

Are you trying to mount it and have sex with a corpse

As long as Im getting paid

As of this moment I think you are awful piece of shit who deserves to die

AY CARAMBA

Battle****, ****lay and The Maiden **** Assault

Bear duck cuck rant

Because I dont want to hear questions or suggestions

Because you wanna convince her to let you stick it in

Befriend a girl invite her home knock her out then lock her out in your basement

BIG OL TITIES

Boobs look at the boobs

Break her shatter her mind and when nothing of her former self remains brainwash her to obey you

Bunch of bullshit is what it is

But I am not sure if you guys would really want this

But lets be realistic here

But this looks like a playful thing to do

By the way as long as Ive got your attention there is something I really need to say

Cactus rant

Can you not be a dumb piece of shit for 2 seconds

Cause he is constantly thinking about this guy's dick This might be the answer

Cause I need to seduce Dan Salvato

Change your panties

Cheers

Chihiro is the best waifu

Clean up blood after comitting murder

Come back you piece of shit

Congratulations Nick

Cries and gets up

Cuck tales full

Cum chalice full

Damn I just don't understand heterosexual people

Damn son you just got your friend killed holy fuck

DAMN YOU ARE UGLY AS FUCK HOLY SHIT

Dang who's that sexy girl that girl's my waifu

Did you just assume my ethnicity

Did you see dat ass

Disgusting offensive sexist misogynistic game

DO IT WITH YOUR MOUTH

DO IT WITH YOUR MOUTH 2

Do not dunk the dev he is fragile and soft

Do not use vague language

Do you think my wife is pretty

Do you think that makes sense

Do you wanna get banned

Does this scenario sound like hell yet

Don't you fucking hate it

Dont be sad please stop crying

Dont even worry about it hey

Dont fucking ring around a rosie go in there

Dont hit on me you silly boys

Dont read too much into this its just a simple question

DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Dude what a God I am what a fucking God

Dumb fucking moron

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

Each time you read erotic manga, your seduction skill increases

Eat shit and die fuckhead

Edgy

Edgy 2

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

EHMMMMMMM AHHHHHHH

Email me

Email me with questions, requests or suggestions

Email someone and ask them to help me

Enjoy your Dota

Evangelion is my most favorite anime of all times

Even if you don't have faith in my coding skills you shouldn't be worried

Every anime game has to be about obese tits

Every character in the game is using the same face model

Every single model is temporary placeholder downloaded from the internet

Everyone needs a goal in life

Everything has been ruined

Everything is fucked

Fake cry

Fake cry and I just wanna play video games

False alarm everybody go home

Farting noises

Fertile women rant

For stupid fucking retards like you who can't figure out simple things

FUCK

FUCK WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU CANT GO THAT FAST

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YOU BITCH

Fuck you so hard you bitch

FUCK YOU STUPID HORSE

Fuck your ass with a dick

FUCK YOUUUU FUCK YOUUUU

Fucking die piece of shit

Fucking game sucks

Fucking ruuuuun fucking ruuuuuuuuuuuun

Funny sounds

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 1

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 2

Gator AIDS

Get a job

Get absolutely dicked on you mothershitter

GET FUCKED

Get in there get the fuck in there get in there

Get the fuck back here running away like a little bitch

Getting away with murder should not be easy

Give me some money

Go fuck a duck go suck a duck you're a fucking cuck

Go get boobs yourself

Go get your own waifu

Go looking for a gremlin propaganda to learn what its all about

Go on fucking ban me you can't do jack shit

GOD DAMMIT

GODDAMN YOU ASSHOLE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

Good boy whos gonna die when Ill have no use for you

GUESS WHAT BITCH YOU'RE DEAD NO ONE DOES THIS SHIT TO ME

Have you heard of Jesus Christ

He aimed his gun at me that gives me the right to kill him

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello may I please slap your butt

Hentai protagonist rant

Here is YanDev's lesson how to pick up chicks 101 alright

Here is your game bro

Hetero men have no respect for themselves

Hey guys nice to see you

Hi boys hello its me Yanderedev

Hi boys its me Yanderedev

Hold on to your dicks cuz this shouldn't take too long be right back

Holy fuck youve got someone else killed holy shit

Holy shit 1

Holy shit 2

Holy shit look at that

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT

Honey I'm home

How can this be happening

How could anyone have not heard by now

How old are you

How sexy it would be if she zipped down those zippers

How to be subtle about getting a guy to call you

How to get a girlfriend

How would that help

However I could be wrong about this

Hype is essential

I already hear it 100 times a day and I've already decided it's a bad idea

I am a pro master video gamer

I am a turbo weeb

I am going to show you how to kidnap a girl

I am just a girl playing a video game

I am just trying to explain why it can take so long

I am not going to respond to you

I am not gonna bother to fix any bugs

I am not trying to brag and I am not trying to whine

I am probably the only person here with inteligent thoughts in his head

I am really proud of what I've managed to accomplish

I am the games director producer and manager I am also lead artist designer and composer I also the sole programmer

I am the legendary Yandere Dev

I AM TOO MANLY TO CRY

I am triggered

I am very happy with how it turned out

I am working on this game 12 hours a day etc

I am worried about getting a reputation as a bad game developer

I am worried about losing my patrons

I am yandere dev creator of Yandere Simulator

I bet the devs are gonna be sad to see that

I bet you didn't know I was actually a girl

I bet yours is no diferent

I can't fix it

I can't keep doing this anymore

I can't kick your ass from all the way over here

I cant control my horny level

I cant DO this every night

I cant fucking believe that

I cant fucking stand it here

I cant tell you the rest I will get banned from Twitch

I couldn't stop myself

I decided that disposing of a body takes way too long

I decided to quit my job

I DID SO GOOD I DID SO FUCKING GOOD

I did the best I could

I didn't have enough time

I dislike this idea

I do NOT want to receive suggestions

I do NOT want to recieve questions

I don't fucking know

I don't know what that means

I don't know what the fuck is going on there

I don't mean physical torture I mean psychological torture

I don't really know how

I don't think so

I don't understand how that shit ever got popular

I don't wanna put out a game like this

I don't want people to think that YS is just a bunch of silly easter eggs

I don't want to constantly update the game

I dont know how cucked are you

I dont make timely progress on the game

I dont mind its like a porn with my wife

I dont think you guys want to wait that long

I dont want to risk someone else screwing things up

I EvaX humbly submit a toast

I figured out why it's not working

I get it I get it now

I got cucked

I guess I just die now

I guess you could say I was determined

I guessed it before I even saw the options

I hate you so deeply you fucking piece of worthless shit

I have achieved nothing with life

I haven't even finished discussing the price with a prostitute

I haven't even put the condom on

I havent found the time to put those things in the game

I havent played for a year and half or more and it probably isnt even much better

I hope you dont mind I dress like a maid

I hope you enjoy it

I HOPE YOURE SO FUCKING SATISFIED

I just never stop sucking dick

I just see a nipple and grab it isnt it normal

I just wanna reach into my screen and pulll her out

I know what my goal in life is gonna be

I KNOW YOURE BETTER THAN THIS

I like to sit my thick anime girl ass

I love being wise and unlike any ignorant sheep in society

I must look like a massive hypocrite

I need to dump my load AAAHHH

I need to know all those fetishes

I need to remove what little sanity you have left

I need to seduce Dan Salvato

I need to seduce that man

I only trust myself to handle the task of checking my email

I prefer to solve my problems by kidnapping pretty girls

I put silly Easter Eggs into the game because I think they are high priority

I racially identify as a japanese schoolgirl

I really cant overstate how big the scope of this project is

I refuse to share my waifu

I should probably clear out this misconception

I spend 8-12 hours reading emails leaving me with no time to write code

I tried to make you happy I tried to be good to you

I wanna make that into an easter egg in YS

I want out I want refund the game

I want to build a name for myself as a competent gamedesigner

I want YOU honey

I wanted to do something fun

I wanted to know if you dont mind coming over to fuck my wife

I WAS RIGHT DAMN FUCKING MORONS

I was wondering maybe you wantyed to go out some time

I will be a security guard

I WILL KILL YOU FOR MY WAIFU

I will miss you sweet little fuckkittens

I will never stop murdering children

I won't try to stop or tell that you play the game incorrectly

I would finally be able to play games and watch anime again

I'll email someone to help you

I'll feed on you nice and slow later OM-NOM-NOM

I'm dead huh

I'm like a sperm trying to swim to the egg

I'm streaming live on Twitch and Twitch can't do jack shit about it

I've always thought you are really pretty

I've got I've got it

I've got many-many-many waifus

I've stopped working

I've thrusted my dick into your mom

If enough people are tricked by gremling propaganda people will stop providing you

If I ever want a suggestion Ill ask for it

If I had a girlfriend and she would do this every day I would start to reconsider the relationship

If police checked my Google searches

If the solution seems obvious to you that means it already occured to me

If you are under 18 you have to cover your eyes right now

If you don't look at something and see a masturbatory aid you have no imagination

If you have a question about the game read FAQ or just wait

If you want this game to come out faster you should not email me unless its absolutely necessary

If you want to sneak a corpse past some schoolgirls you need

Ignore facts logic truth reality and counter evidence

Im counting like that when I count how many times I thrusted my dick into your mom

Im gonna miss this game when Im done with it

Im in front of my PC and Im miserable

Im like making a game about murder

Im robbing you

Im subjected to the same stupid garbage every hour every day

In this game you can see men and children being analy ****d by alien dildos

Is someone aroused

It cant get more perfect than this

It is a buttcrack you can see it

It makes an ass out of you and you

It makes so much sense

It pounds you in the ass

It seems everyone in the world has played this game except for me

It simply doesn't make sense

It was some sort child porn sex game

It's a murder game

It's because I didn't have much time to work with

It's dead

It's not difficult at all to improve the code

It's super creepy

It's time for me to get payback to get revenge

It's true it's fucking true ok

It's up to you to decide if benefits of reading an erotic manga are worth missing the first hour of school

Its all on you buddy

Its ok honey you dont have to last long

Its only a common courtesy to unfuck what you fucked

Its pretty clear you're blind to male beauty

ITS SO BROKEN

Its the final challenge for 100% completion

Its time to get out the lube

Its time to turn off the stream bye bye

Its trashy to spend your time ridiculing and shaming people

Ive been unable to make fast progress with Osana

Ive fucked something and I gotta unfuck it

Ive just fucking undone myself thats it everything is gone

Ive made 0 progress on Osana

Ive recieved over 18 400 emails about the game

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Jesus what it keeps happening

JIGGLE WOW JIGGLE

JUST DONT SUGGEST THINGS

Just finish the game is not an option right now

Just kinda forgot

Laughter 1

Laughter 2

Laughter 3

Laughter 4

Laughter 5

Laughter 6

Laughter 7

Laughter 8

Laughter 9

Laughter 10

Like that would just be weird why do that

Little kids shouldn't even be playing

Look at my waifu

Look at that butt

Look I am grateful that there are people who want to help me

Make sure to donate lots of money

Maybe my problem can finally be solved

MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE SHIT TASTE IN ANIME

Millions of little kids buying the game

MOMS SPAGHETTI

Murder your family with 1 throwing knife

My balls are crushed by my massive penis

My name is YandereDev I'm developing a game called YS

My penis has never thrusted any harder than this

My search history

My wife is Samus Aran

Nice gun nice gun buddy very cool gun

No

No deadlines have been set in stone

No get the fuck away from me you fucking weirdo what the fuck

No no its just isnt right

No thank you I'm having a great time right here

No the girl doesnt have a penis its a snake

No this is a lie

No who wants to play the game I dont wanna

No-no-no-no

Nobody asked for you fuck off

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3

NORMIES ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not that Im complaining I just didn't know

Nothing it doesn't change anything really

Now I know what you're thinking

Now I know what you're thinking 2

Now please dont get the wrong idea

Of course you can explain why you chose use if else instead of switch

Oh baby 1

Oh baby 2

Oh boy I get to save a heathen

Oh fuck you buddy

Oh fuck you fuck

OH FUCK YOUUU FUCK YOUUU

Oh God my dick is hurting it's a pain in a dick

Oh God not you again

Oh goodness

Oh hi ball doctor

OH MY

Oh my ahoo

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD VERY LOUD

Oh my God we need to fix this problem right away

Oh oh imagine it

Oh this is quite a way to start things off

OH YEAH BABY HARDER KEEP ON GOING UP AND DOWN

OH YOU FUCKER

Oh you piece of shit fuck you no one disrespects me like that

Ok ok I swear on my life

Ok that's pretty fucking bad

One cuck two cuck

One day we are all going to have pet catgirl that's the future to live for

ONI-CHAN

OOOOOOOOH WHAT DID I TELL YOU

OOOOOOOOOOH SLAP OOOOOOOH SLAP

Oops

Open up and let the choochoo train in

Open wide

Or maybe its the other way around

Over the past two weeks I've been working on Osana, however, she isn't fucking ready yet

OW WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

People pay me money to keep working on YS

Pft What a stupid question

Play the fucking game who gives a shit about playing the game

Playing this game is bad for my testicles

Please please

Please please 2

PLEASE STOP SENDING ME STUPID EMAILS

Please, try to understand

Purge the normies - weeb uprising

RAWR

Reading an erotic manga takes time

REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY

Right now it's very easy to slaughter everyone at school

Send me a stupid email

Seriously where are your parents

She actually laughs I mean she is interested

She is a pure snowflake too good for this world

She is being sassy

She is married to me we are husband and wife

Shit shitty shit fuck this game fuck

Should've stuck with mortal women they don't have horns but at least they don't damn you to Hell

Shut up

Shut up leave me alone

Slurp Ah

So I was wondering are you free tonight

So leave it up to me and back the fuck off

So now I have to do all that shit all over again

So now that I have everything I need it's time to kidnap someone

So why do I give a fuck

Some things are simply out of my control

Someone went to the Unity asset store and just purchased the cheapest things

Someones gonna tell you

Sorry everyone I need to take my life back

Sorry I can see its making you uncomfortable but Im serious

Sorry I don't have time to work on YS

Sorry I dont have time I have to work on YS

Speak to me ugly child

Starting today I'm going to take a two year vacation from game development

Stick em up this is a robbery

Stick it in

STOP SENDING ME EMAILS

Stop stop right there

STOP STOP STOP NOOOO

Stupid fucking waste of flesh waste of oxigen

Table slams and FUCK 1

Table slams and FUCK 2

Table slams not Cuphead

Table slams RAWR and FUCK

Technically I did it

Tell me what am I supposed to do in this situation

Thank you

Thank you for following the development of YS

That is so wholesome

THAT SHOULDVE WORKED FUCK YOU

That was a shitty idea

That was calculated I did that on purpose

That would be a pretty screwed-up situation, right

That's only one example of things people say about YS and myself which are not true

That's pretty fucking horrifying HA HA

That's weird don't do drugs

That's what I've been doing wrong

That's why I'm doing all this testing

That's why they all suck

THATS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING HOLY SHIT I HATE IT

Thats right I'm a girl I bet you didn't expect that

Thats right rip in pieces

Thats the best I can do alright

Thats what a cuck sounds like

The bigger the breasts the more you want to reproduce with it

The fact is is that happened it was that sort of thing

The game that allows you to see children naked

The game would be unplayable

The gremlin propaganda

The main game isnt even near good enough still

The majority of my audience is composed of children

The more I look at him the more he looks like a guy with a disorder to be honest with you

The only thing I could add to the game was a new easter egg

The only thing you deserve is mockery and humiliation

There I uncucked it

There is no idea that you can possibly suggest that I havent already shot down

There might be a way to kidnap a girl from school

These features are necessary to represent my vision for the final game

These terms are really unappealing to me

They are real and one day I'll marry an anime girl

They stole from YS I can't believe they did that

This game is offensive to women

This girl gets it so many people are stupid but she gets it

THIS IS A MILLIOTHS TIME YOU WERE DIRECTLY DISOBEYING MY INSTRUCTIONS

This is a super cucky rubber ducky

THIS IS A WEEB ONLY CHANNEL

This is like a shitpost you're not trying to make a masterpiece you're just dicking around for fun

This is my real voice tee-hee

THIS IS NOT EDGY

This is not edgy 2

This is not even possible in YS

This is one of those games

THIS IS PURE AND WHOLESOME

This is so fucking dumb table slam

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID

This is so fucking stupid this is the dumbest shit

This is so stupid what a waste of time

This is something that I have absolutely no control over

This is the 60 dollar videogame

THIS IS THE EDGIEST PICTURE I'VE EVER SEEN

This is the maximum extent of my penis

This is what it looks like when you just go to an asset store buy assets and throw them together

This is why I work on YS 12 hours a day 7 days a week

This isnt a matter of mean words on the internet

This isnt something you can just ignore

This society is disgusting and is obsessed and praises females

This will make the gremlins very happy

Those are all quotes those are things that Ive said outloud

Those are some big busty boobies

TO BE BEST IN THE BUSINESS THERE MUST BE SACRIFICES

Today I'm adding a new easter egg to the game

Twitch has been taken over by THOSE people

Twitch may have a bias against anime games

UGH SLAP UGH SLAP

Uh she is tsundere as fuck

Under United States law I am obligated to say the following words

Videogames am I right

WAIFU SEX ROBOTS

WAIT

Wanna make a game about pantyshots in a highschool

Watashi wa YandereDev desu

We could go see a movie or get dinner or something

WE DECIDED TO REMOVE YOU

Weaboo trash

Welcome home honey

Well I wish someone told me that 15 years ago

Well its about to get even worse

Well NO

Well you act like a villain by celebrating friends death

Well, you'll just have to find out for yourself

WHAT

WHAT 2

What am I gonna do

What are you... Arghhhh

What do you want

What does that mean

WHAT FUCK YOUUUUUU

What have you done

What is their email address

What is your gender

What kind of person fucks a place and doesnt unfuck it

What powers does my waifu have

What the fuck are you looking at

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU PIECE OF SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK THAT SHOULDVE WORKED

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

What the hell

What the hell

What the hell this game sucks why is it so bad

What you're lying right now

When was the last time youve seen a game with artwork that looked like this

When you do drugs you do weird shit

When you hug a busty girl its hard to get close to her heart

Where is this has anything to do with that

Which means that you wouldnt get to have Osana

Who the fuck do you think you are

Who's that

Whoa

WHOA TECHNOLOGY

Whoa technology ahahaha

Whoah first try sharpshooter

Why do I like big boobs

Why is it always a black dildo

Why the hell

WHY WHY

WHY WHY WHY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Would you go out with a guy like me

Would you like to fuck

Would you like to fuck me

Would you wanna fuck my wife

Would you would you go out with me

Wow

Wow I am so scared all these women sucking my dick

WOW WOW FUCK YOU LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK

Yanderedev is so slow

Yeah I swear all the time

YEAH WHO'S LAUGHING NOW YOU FUCKING MORONS

Yeah yeah yeah that's what it means

YES

Yes 1

Yes 2

Yes this is actually the full version of the YS

Yes yes yes yes yes

Yes you may slap my butt

Yet you keep coming back for more

YOU

You are a fat pig who is constantly eating candy

You are a fucking retard go kill yourself

You are a little girl like 8 years old or younger

You are actively sabotaging the games development

You ARE going to Hell AHAHAHAHA

You are only going to be ridiculed further

You are thick son damn

You aren't suppossed to go to a girl and say you've got moldy titties

You can dismember a corpse, stuff a bodypart into trashcan and bring it to the incenerator

You can do better than that

You cant predict a bad luck

You disgusting son of bitch Im sick of your shit

YOU DON'T KNOW WTF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS WHAT THE FUCK

You dont deserve any empathy or compassion whatsoever

You dont have that luxury

You fucker

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU

You gotta bump those numbers

YOU HAVE A POOR WAY OF SHOWING YOUR FOCUS

You know I'm hyped for those waifus

You know my wife right

You know why?

You might benefit greatly from wearing certain type of panties

You need that to be explained to you

You need to be punished and spanked

You need to be taught who your daddy is

You should care about my problem, because it can happen to you too

You shouldnt flirt with me tee-hee

You slap her thighs and tickle her with a vibrator

You then have to hide the evidence clean up the blood

You thought it was funny huh

You wanna know why you're single

You wanna torture and kill people who bully you at school

You're a fucking idiot

You're basically doxing me you fucking asshole

You're in trouble

You're only interested in having a narrative that facilitates shame and ridicule

You're still in elementary school

You've been thinking dirty thoughts the entire time I've been streaming

Your brain is programmed to look for something you can reproduce with

Your microphone sounds like a tin can and a string

Your resistance only makes my dick harder

YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT YOUR TASTE IN ANIME IS SHIT YOU ARE SHIT

Youtubers make money by degrading others

Youve just exposed yourself to be 12 yo

Youve lost faith in me didn't you

YS allows the player to drug torture dismember...

YS cannot be finished

YS cant be finished without a crowdfunding campaign

YS is a game about bullying, murder, torture, suicide

YS is not a dating sim it's about being a stalker

90% of questions are already answered in the FAQ

99% of ideas you suggest are old or stupid