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Home > Yandere Dev-EvaXephon-Alex Mahan-cannotgoogleme
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Yandere Dev-EvaXephon-Alex Mahan-cannotgoogleme

Yandere Dev-EvaXephon-Alex Mahan-cannotgoogleme

An aspiring game journalist, streamer and game developer of the never-to-be-released demo called "Yandere Simulator".

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A chalice
Accepting help is the sign of weakness
Actually allow me to correct you I happen to be an expert on that subject
Actually I went insane a long time ago
After years of this nonsense Ive already heard every single possible suggestion about how I can solve my problem
After you drugged your date and put them into basement
Ah don't think about the details It doesn't matter too much
Ah don't worry about it
ALL ABROAD DICKRIDE EXPRESS CHOO-CHOO
All I wanted to do is smash some sexy succubus babes
All other girls suck and die only Chihiro is needed
All that I can ask is that you forgive me for my mistakes and have patience with me
All those delicious waifus
Alright here is where I could really start fucking with that kid if I wanted to
Am I gonna need a bigger penis or what
Am I the only one who sees boobs everywhere
AND HIS NAME IS YANDEREDEV
And look look at this horrible tragedy we have here
And now if I go to my basement I should see a girl I've kidnapped
And she runs to me in her zero suit in an apron with her boobs jiggling
Anime characters are real they're real
Anime Steam profiles
Answering questions takes away the time that I couldve spent working on the game
Anyone who says otherwise is a moron who has shit taste in waifus
Anything is a sex doll if you're creative enough
Anyway I am christian so I'm not going to Hell
Are you pulling my dick
Are you pulling my dick full rant
Are you serioooooooouuuus
Are you shitting me
Are you still as cucked as you were the last time
Are you thinking what I'm thinking
Are you trying to mount it and have sex with a corpse
As long as Im getting paid
As of this moment I think you are awful piece of shit who deserves to die
AY CARAMBA
Battle****, ****lay and The Maiden **** Assault
Bear duck cuck rant
Because I dont want to hear questions or suggestions
Because you wanna convince her to let you stick it in
Befriend a girl invite her home knock her out then lock her out in your basement
BIG OL TITIES
Boobs look at the boobs
Break her shatter her mind and when nothing of her former self remains brainwash her to obey you
Bunch of bullshit is what it is
But I am not sure if you guys would really want this
But lets be realistic here
But this looks like a playful thing to do
By the way as long as Ive got your attention there is something I really need to say
Cactus rant
Can you not be a dumb piece of shit for 2 seconds
Cause he is constantly thinking about this guy's dick This might be the answer
Cause I need to seduce Dan Salvato
Change your panties
Cheers
Chihiro is the best waifu
Clean up blood after comitting murder
Come back you piece of shit
Congratulations Nick
Cries and gets up
Cuck tales full
Cum chalice full
Damn I just don't understand heterosexual people
Damn son you just got your friend killed holy fuck
DAMN YOU ARE UGLY AS FUCK HOLY SHIT
Dang who's that sexy girl that girl's my waifu
Did you just assume my ethnicity
Did you see dat ass
Disgusting offensive sexist misogynistic game
DO IT WITH YOUR MOUTH
DO IT WITH YOUR MOUTH 2
Do not dunk the dev he is fragile and soft
Do not use vague language
Do you think my wife is pretty
Do you think that makes sense
Do you wanna get banned
Does this scenario sound like hell yet
Don't you fucking hate it
Dont be sad please stop crying
Dont even worry about it hey
Dont fucking ring around a rosie go in there
Dont hit on me you silly boys
Dont read too much into this its just a simple question
DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Dude what a God I am what a fucking God
Dumb fucking moron
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Each time you read erotic manga, your seduction skill increases
Eat shit and die fuckhead
Edgy
Edgy 2
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm
EHMMMMMMM AHHHHHHH
Email me
Email me with questions, requests or suggestions
Email someone and ask them to help me
Enjoy your Dota
Evangelion is my most favorite anime of all times
Even if you don't have faith in my coding skills you shouldn't be worried
Every anime game has to be about obese tits
Every character in the game is using the same face model
Every single model is temporary placeholder downloaded from the internet
Everyone needs a goal in life
Everything has been ruined
Everything is fucked
Fake cry
Fake cry and I just wanna play video games
False alarm everybody go home
Farting noises
Fertile women rant
For stupid fucking retards like you who can't figure out simple things
FUCK
FUCK WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU CANT GO THAT FAST
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YOU BITCH
Fuck you so hard you bitch
FUCK YOU STUPID HORSE
Fuck your ass with a dick
FUCK YOUUUU FUCK YOUUUU
Fucking die piece of shit
Fucking game sucks
Fucking ruuuuun fucking ruuuuuuuuuuuun
Funny sounds
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 1
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 2
Gator AIDS
Get a job
Get absolutely dicked on you mothershitter
GET FUCKED
Get in there get the fuck in there get in there
Get the fuck back here running away like a little bitch
Getting away with murder should not be easy
Give me some money
Go fuck a duck go suck a duck you're a fucking cuck
Go get boobs yourself
Go get your own waifu
Go looking for a gremlin propaganda to learn what its all about
Go on fucking ban me you can't do jack shit
GOD DAMMIT
GODDAMN YOU ASSHOLE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
Good boy whos gonna die when Ill have no use for you
GUESS WHAT BITCH YOU'RE DEAD NO ONE DOES THIS SHIT TO ME
Have you heard of Jesus Christ
He aimed his gun at me that gives me the right to kill him
Hello 1
Hello 2
Hello may I please slap your butt
Hentai protagonist rant
Here is YanDev's lesson how to pick up chicks 101 alright
Here is your game bro
Hetero men have no respect for themselves
Hey guys nice to see you
Hi boys hello its me Yanderedev
Hi boys its me Yanderedev
Hold on to your dicks cuz this shouldn't take too long be right back
Holy fuck youve got someone else killed holy shit
Holy shit 1
Holy shit 2
Holy shit look at that
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT
Honey I'm home
How can this be happening
How could anyone have not heard by now
How old are you
How sexy it would be if she zipped down those zippers
How to be subtle about getting a guy to call you
How to get a girlfriend
How would that help
However I could be wrong about this
Hype is essential
I already hear it 100 times a day and I've already decided it's a bad idea
I am a pro master video gamer
I am a turbo weeb
I am going to show you how to kidnap a girl
I am just a girl playing a video game
I am just trying to explain why it can take so long
I am not going to respond to you
I am not gonna bother to fix any bugs
I am not trying to brag and I am not trying to whine
I am probably the only person here with inteligent thoughts in his head
I am really proud of what I've managed to accomplish
I am the games director producer and manager I am also lead artist designer and composer I also the sole programmer
I am the legendary Yandere Dev
I AM TOO MANLY TO CRY
I am triggered
I am very happy with how it turned out
I am working on this game 12 hours a day etc
I am worried about getting a reputation as a bad game developer
I am worried about losing my patrons
I am yandere dev creator of Yandere Simulator
I bet the devs are gonna be sad to see that
I bet you didn't know I was actually a girl
I bet yours is no diferent
I can't fix it
I can't keep doing this anymore
I can't kick your ass from all the way over here
I cant control my horny level
I cant DO this every night
I cant fucking believe that
I cant fucking stand it here
I cant tell you the rest I will get banned from Twitch
I couldn't stop myself
I decided that disposing of a body takes way too long
I decided to quit my job
I DID SO GOOD I DID SO FUCKING GOOD
I did the best I could
I didn't have enough time
I dislike this idea
I do NOT want to receive suggestions
I do NOT want to recieve questions
I don't fucking know
I don't know what that means
I don't know what the fuck is going on there
I don't mean physical torture I mean psychological torture
I don't really know how
I don't think so
I don't understand how that shit ever got popular
I don't wanna put out a game like this
I don't want people to think that YS is just a bunch of silly easter eggs
I don't want to constantly update the game
I dont know how cucked are you
I dont make timely progress on the game
I dont mind its like a porn with my wife
I dont think you guys want to wait that long
I dont want to risk someone else screwing things up