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A spec warrior. One who gives a fuck. That's me. Whether I'm prowling and growling or going full fucking Faulkner with lots of sound and fury, you count on this. I get the job done. Today, that mea...
Adios, motherfuckers.
After all the billions we dumped into that God damn Star Wars program, who the hell have thought that the fucking commies had beat us to the punch? Hey man, the only thing capable of taking down th...
And the line, you fucking cockroach.
And want to stick you like a pig.
Anybody home?
Assholes are everywhere.
Back Jesus Christ, I could use a fucking drink.
Back to the US, fucking RI. Hope I'd never come back to this shithole.
Better dead than red, asshole.
Better dead than red.
Better plan his ass in the ground.
Better take care of those fuckers.
Boom time.
Bow Wow.
Bring the noise, bitch.
Brother, my day just got a whole lot more fucked up.
But you're not, baby. Here I come.
Can't you take a fucking?
Ch.
Cock breath. You're mine, baby. You're mine, you piece of shit.
Come on, chew it, pencil.
Come on, fuck face.
Come on, get the ammo. I need to get the fuck out of here. Let's go.
Come on, hold your balls. Let's go.
Come on, you shit stain. Bleed all over the place, you pig.
Come on, you're out of a job, asshole. You're on your way to fucking nowhere.
Die, you fucking shit Hill.
Don't mind me, asshole.
Doom on you motherfuckers.
Drop dead, motherfucker, you fucking amateurs.
Eat dirt, you pussy, motherfucker, you puss nuts. Eat dirt.
Eat this, you motherfucker.
End of the line, mother fuckers.
Enjoy the ride, cocksucker.
Evac.
Fan fucking Tastic.
Feels like Christmas.
Florida dirty, you motherfuckers. Yeah.
Fuck me.
Fuck no.
Fuck you too, asshole.
Fuck you, asshole.
Fuck your mother. Fuck your father. Fuck him in the ass, you cock sucker.
Fuck, assholes are out in force.
Fuck, they locked the area down.
Fuck. Piss. God damn shit.
Fuckers are out in force.
Fucking comedy running cops.
Fucking commies keep getting in my way.
Fucking God damn piece of shit.
Get a load of this fucking place.
Get Dead Fuck bag.
Get the hell out of here, Marcinko.
Get this, you fucking fucking retard, you dead piece of shit.
Glad to see me, fuckers.
Go fetch catch.
God damn amateurs.
God damn cock breath coming, motherfuckers.
God damn elevator.
God damn Jesus fucking Christ.
God damn mother. Fucking bitch.
God damn, I'm getting too old for this shit.
Got damn fuckers suck ass.
Got to get the drop on them bastards.
Guess who has shit for brains? How, you little piece of shit.
Happy 4th of July, motherfuckers.
Happy fucking birthday, assholes.
Have a nice trip.
Have them shitholes crawling with kpa.
Hello. Fucking Luja.
Here come the party favors.
Here comes the boom.
Here comes the pain.
Here this is for you.
Here, hold this for me, you little bitch.
Here's Dickie.
Hey, fuck face.
Hey, man, fighting it only makes it worse. Just die like the little motherfucker you are.
Hope you fucks can swim.
I fucking hate hedge maze.
I got a bag out of here. I gotta move my ass. OK, time to get the fuck out of Dodge, man.
I got bullets for everyone of those motherfuckers.
I gotta reload.
I guess I better make a move.
I need to reload.
I see you number motherfuckers on the other side.
I'm going to cut you like a fish.
I'm going to stick my hand up your ass and rip your fucking brain out through your asshole.
I'm gonna find a way into this dump.
I'm gonna fuck your mother in the ass and then I'm gonna chop her fucking head off, OK?
I'm gonna shove it up your ass.
I'm on a skull. Fuck you.
I'm over here. Fuck face.
I'm over here. You prep.
I'm running low on ammo.
I'm wasting time.
If you stop yapping.
It looks like the douche bag conventions in town.
It's a go. Fuck Admiral. You're Intel was bullshit. Missiles are going by land, not sea. These motherfuckers are loading on a train.
It's a total goat. Fuck. God damn KPA. We're waiting for us. My men are dead.
Jesus Christ. God damn it. Christ.
Jesus, you wears.
Jobs done, Admiral.
Joseph Testicle, you weenies.
Just fucking die slow. Die like the piece of shit you are.
Just stay down.
Keep looking the other way, asshole.
Knock. Knock.
Let her head to the objective.
Let me know what it's like in Kami Heavy.
Lights out, motherfucker.
Listen, you little piece of shit, you asswipe, I'm going to wipe my ass with your toe.
Looking ninja style. I'm going to bring it up. I'm going to show me time. It is. Good spot to bring the noise. You morons will love this. Hope your assholes like fireworks. Getting my way. Well, su...
Man, I might as well have a bullseye Mass.
Mary's mother fuckers. Fuck.
Merry fucking Christmas cock suckers.
Miss me, motherfuckers?
Motherfucking place is crawling with commies.
Need to change clips.
Need to get inside? The damn turbines will be on the lower level.
Need to get the fuck out of here now.
Need to take him out quiet.
Nothing personal. Cock breath.
Ohh Christ, here it comes.
Ohh fuck shit.
Ohh fuck.
Ohh fuckers.
Ohh Jesus, son of a bitch.
Ohh Jesus.
Ohh Jesus. Out of my way. Shit.
Ohh shit.
Ohh you look like a can of smashed asshole.
Ohh, that was pretty.
Out of my fucking way, Francis.
Party time.
Pencil Dick.
Peyton wants me to wait for backup. Bullshit. As soon as them generators are back online, the sub ships out and the guidance chip goes with it. If that happens, the Soviets can chalk up the cold wa...
Peyton's got his fucking panties in a bunch about insubordination. Threatening the court martial, my ass, man. I don't give a rusty fuck what he thinks. I'm paid for results, not methods, man. I tr...
President Reagan sends his regards.
Put a cork in it, Fuck face.
Repeat. It's done. I need to get the fuck out of Dodge. Where's my ride home?
Rest in peace, you cock sucker.
Rock'n'roll, motherfuckers. Rock'n'roll.
Running out of ammo.
Send me the bill, cock suckers.
Shady fucking commie engineering.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. You reading me? Admiral Marcinko? God damn it. Where the hell have you been? I've located the Soviet missile silo. Matter of fact, I'm standing in the Control Center. I don't care if you foun...
Showtime.
Sketch.
Sleepy time, you fucking motherfucker.
Son of a bitch. Jesus.
Son of a bitch. That was close.
Sorry, assholes, you're quiet. Day at the office is about to get severely fucked up.
Special delivery assholes.
Stay down, motherfucker. Stay down.
Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth.
Surprise.
Swipe.
Take a fucking break, you fucking jerk off.
That was out fucking standing.
That's enough out of you, asshole.
That's just what I fucking need.
That's right. Nighty night, you sweet piece of shit.
That's where you assholes look better with the lights off anyway.
The Admiral, The trains loaded. I gotta hitch a ride.
The factory in Hungary is officially foobar, courtesy of the American taxpayer, but we know some of the missiles already made it out. The Intel eggheads say they're heading for the docks where a sh...
The Soviet fucking Union can fondle my hairy nuts.
There's no wickedness for the rest of.
These shitheads aren't going to wax themselves.
This is getting me exactly no fucking wear.
This place is a fucking fun house.
This place is going to light up like Chinese New Year's.
Time to clear the fuck out.
Time to get the fuck out of Dodge.
Time to go ninja on his ass.
To God damn comedy fucking convention.
Trick or treat assholes?
Two man you.
Uncle Sam ain't paying me to sit on my ass.
Welcome to beautiful North Korea.
Well, hello, Francis.
Well, I'll sleep when I'm dead. I need to get moving.
What are you looking at, motherfucker?
What have you?
What the fuck are you looking at, huh?
What the fuck was I doing again? Ohh yeah, fucking shit up.
What the hell is this place?
Which one of you motherfuckers wants to die first?
Which were you? Cock size ordered the special.
Who's sleepy little fella, huh?
Yeah, little capitalism for you have pussy, you fucking shit eating pig.
Yeah, well, fuck you too.
Yeah, well, you eat shit and die, boy. You eat shit and die.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Whatever you say, boss.
You assholes just won't stay out of my way.
You don't mind me? I'm just here. I'm just taking care of business.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking cock suckers.
You fucking pig farmers.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
You gotta be shitting me.
You haven't lived till you've crossed North Korea on the lid of a God damn train. Fucking win is so cold it'd freeze the balls off a fucking polar bear. I hit the border with Russia and it doesn't ...
You know, these motherfuckers have something to do.
You little bitch. You suck ass pig.
You on this fuckhead.
You shit heels are toast.
You're gonna like this, you cock sucker.
You're mine, asshole.
Your mind fucks thing.
Your shoes are tied.