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Home > Santa 2 - Waze GPS
Accident reported ahead.
All set on Dancer.
All set. Let's get going.
And then?
At the roundabout.
Away we go.
Continue straight.
Drive safe or you'll get cold. I'm just kidding.
Exit left.
Exit right.
Hazard reported ahead.
Heavy traffic reported ahead. Santa needs a bathroom break.
I didn't come all the way from the suburbs of the North Pole to just sit here.
I gotta tell you, whoever wrote Silent Night has not spent a lot of time in the mall around the holidays.
I'm more ready for this than I am for a 12 hour shift with a lunch break in the food court.
In .1 miles.
In 1.5 kilometers.
In 1/4 of a mile.
In 200 meters.
In 400 meters.
In 800 meters.
In half a mile.
In one kilometer.
In one mile.
Keep left.
Keep right to all and to all keep right.
Make a U-turn.
Police reported ahead.
Red light camera reported ahead. It's nice their Christmas colors.
Speed trap reported ahead.
Take the 4th exit.
Take the 5th exit.
Take the 6th exit.
Take the 7th exit.
Take the first exit.
Take the second exit.
Take the third exit.
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Turn left.
Turn right.
We're all set. Let's get going.
We're all set. You start driving and I'll start getting ready for 12 hours of kids wanting bikes or whatever they're into now and FTS.
We've arrived. I guess I'll walk to the mall from here.

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