OAP Edit

A ha!

A wonderful woman like you

Alan

Back of the net

Can I just shock you?

Can I read you something?

Can we make friends?

Can we talk about me

Cock piss partridge

Come on ladyboys

Could I have a sandwhich please?

Could I have pink floyd

Depressing, isn't it?

Did you have breakfast?

Did you know no dutch elms?

Do you chat to other men?

Do you deny that?

Do you know what it says?

Do you like Abba?

Do you like chocolate?

Do you like owls?

Do you mind if i talk?

Dont want sex with wife

Dunno

Get a life!

Good morning to you +10

Got access to the kids

Have you seen the crying game?

Hello is that currys?

Hello, I'm Alan speech

Hello?

How are you?

How are you? 2

How many cows have you got

How old are you?

I am an arsonist

I believe we've established that

I don't actually agree with that

I felt like a ruddy idiot

I had mental health problems

I know owl sanctuary

I was drunk +5

I went to a funeral

I wouldnt eat one of your tomatoes

I'll just speak over you

I've been living in a hotel for 26 weeks

Id like to make an inquiry..speakers

In a good mood today

Jurassic park

Last week naked sex

Let's be appauling

Loads of women talking crap

Looks like a lady

Me? I'm having the best time

My wife has left me

No, I hate them

Obscene publication

Oh fuck off]

Oh my..god

Peephole bras?

Pleeeeease

Really?

Rubbish money

Small talk over with

Some rude daubings

Sometimes I feel traffic cone

Sounds like a breakdown

Suicide the answer?

Tell me about the ladyboys

Thankyou

That is superb

That's bang out of order

Underpants

Vandals sworn car

Very busy POW

Videos bikinis

Watcha doing?

What have you been doing?

What time to do you knock off?

What's it about?

What's your name?

What's your strategy?

Whats da big oidea?

Who invented the skip?

Who is it?

Why are you speaking like that?

Wondering go for a drink

Ya daft racist

You are a big posh sod

You are so dirty

You do know who I am?

You make pigs smoke

You're not a man are you?

You're wrong +5

Your lover's husband +10