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Friends are important. There's a difference though. This is a difference between a friend and a best friend. OK, to me, a friend's a guy will help you move. A best friend, a guy, will help you move...
Hear me out.
Hey Atel ramadam dub ohh shit. Huddle up guys.
How about you, the Lord of no Energy? Are you enjoying this? No.
How weak do you have to be for two pound weights? And how did you get in the gym? How did you even open the door? That's what I wanna know. Help. Help. Ohh feel the burn.
I think I know who the special someone for me would be. It would be a woman that looks like my mom yet drinks like my dad. I think that's what would be.
I travel a lot. I hate traveling. I guess cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
It was nice being here. Really is. I've been up here before. I've hitchhiked a lot. You ever hitchhike? If you're in America, hitchhike. That's the way to see the country bound and gagged in the tr...
It's time. It is time.
That is a hard dump. The cheese steak dump. I mean, it's not so much the steak, it's that bukaki of Wiz in there. OK, just that like bang.
What are the cops so afraid of? The guy is smoking pot a silly, harmless drug? It's a vitamin in Baltimore? I don't even know. Ohh watch out, he's smoking pot. He might have a long story with no en...