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And Professor Charles Xavier.
And you, let's point those claws of yours in a safer direction.
Anonymity is a mutant's first chance against the world's hostility.
Are you a God fearing man, senator? That's such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher. As a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding, you'll see. I think what you really are ...
Been a long shift? #shift #work day #tired #work #flirty #playful #rogue #x men
Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
Doesn't never wake you in the middle of the night, the feeling that someday they will pass that foolish law, or one just like it. And come for you. And your children.
Get out of my bar, freak.
I made a terrible mistake.
I will bring you home, old friend. And I ask only one thing in return. Don't get in my way.
If they have anything, they can pick up our jet. They deserve to catch us.
It was a long time ago. Mankind has evolved since then, yes. And to us.
Ladies and gentlemen. The truth is. That mutants are very real. And they are among us.
People ever die.
Sorry. You call that a landing?
There's someone here. Where? I don't know. Keep your eye open, Logan. Damn it.
Toad has a wicked tongue, senator, just like you.
Was that your gift putting up with that guy?
We are the future charge, not them. They no longer matter.
Welcome, professor.
Well, I am psychic, you know.
What is it the mutant community has to hide, I wonder? That makes them so afraid to identify themselves?
Why do I ask the questions to which you already know the answers?
You actually go outside and these things, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
You almost sapiens and your guns.
You Homosapiens And Your Guns #x men #magneto #guns #police
You know people like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.
You know, Magneto is right. There's a war coming. You sure you're on the right side?
You're going to tell me to stay away from you, girl. If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
3 words. Are mutants dangerous?

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