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Are you really the strongest man on your team?
BLAAAAAARGH!
BRAVE JUMP!
feels like a razor!
Fight like a MANN!
Fine, I'll beat them to death with my bare hands!
Give up! Or face Australian Justice!
HIGHER!
HOP!
I cut my way out of primary hell!
I eat spycrabs for breakfast! Right after my steak!
I'll buy your team out with my damn bare hands!
I'll endanger you like I've endangered houndreads of other animals
It's just you, me, and my bare hands.
JUMPIN' LIKE A KANGAROO WON'T HELP YOU!
let's get this over with, I got a white shark waiting for me in my office!
Maybe you should buy a better weapon at Mann Co.!
My job is done, you're finished.
NOOOOOOO!
Oh, I'm gonna beat the hell out of him!
PATCHOULI OIL..., ENTITLEMENT..., POSTER BOARD GLUE..., SMOOTH HANDS... HIIPPIIIIIIEEEESSS!!!
PROPERTY DAMAGE!
Reading books won't win you fights! FISTS DO!
Real men fight, they don't heal!
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Screw Gravity!
SMASH!
Stop! right there!
Take that, ya sneaky bastard!
Taste the explosive power of my fist!
The Name's Saxton Hale, Ceo of mann co, burn place to the ground
There, there.. have an eagle!
THIS WATCH WAS INVENTED AT MANN CO! SPECIFICALLY TO KILL YOU, TWICE!
Time to swat that mosquito!
Um They were all hippies right?
Was that pain?! Or chat a hippie on my back?!
We're going to need some ambulances. Let's go kill some hippies!
Welcome to the tutorial level!
What's the matter, girls? Don't you wanna live FOREVER?
You are a dead mann!
You fought like a woman!
You just got signed by Saxton Hale's FIST!
You just interrupted my breakfast steak, a crime you'll pay for with your lives!
You may be australian! But you're not even half the mann I am!
You may be fast, but you can't outrun my fists!
You picked a fight with the wrong mann!
You're dead, get over it!
You're not so smart! Cowboy.
Your metal toys are no match for me!
-laughter-
<short chuckle> oh that tickles!

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