Girls5eva - Season 1 Edit

A bird just flew into it. Call me

A bulk order of 200 condoms

A DJ asked us if we wanted to headline this

A duet with Prince

A fake cell phone and stole my rental car

A fun song like our old stuff

A giant tongue comes out..

A job on TV, where I get to go,

A lot of activity out of the Tampa area

A mansion where reality judges live among horror pranks

A minor

A New York lonely boy is the greatest gift

A New York lonely boy there

A parent could ask for

A performance, there's a meet and greet

A prank to see if we could get an older woman

A sanctuary for crabs

A second alarm goes off

A shoe you are still wearing today

A sickly little prince. Oh

A son born to older parents

A song that's all..

A straight shot down to his asshole

A test

A woman exploiting a man sexually,

Aah

ABBA, "Dancing Queen"

About how you and Kev are doing

About taking up the salesperson's time

About the future

Accessing camera role

Accidently being a Karen

Actually, before the BBQ,

Adjunct pay was garbage. I'm at Columbia now

After "Yesternights" underperformed,

After Daddy's Crush,

After four or five washes

After I went solo,

After Percy and Thomas made fun of him

After we get these ladies cleared off

Against the Kids' Choice Awards

Ah

Ah, babe, I've been a butthead

Ah, Daphne. That's not interesting

Ah, oh, my gosh

Ah, supes hot, babe

Ah! Ah!

Aha, "I am guilty

Alf will be with you Now

Alf's gonna write us a hit

All dumped once their spouses got famous

All her security have cauliflower ear,

All not dentists now

All right, I get that,

All right? I gotta print out his porn for him

All singing: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All tea, no shade. Thank you

All this is supes aboveboard, actually

All winter, we have been headlining the Zero Rules Tour

All: [harmonizing] * Us *

All: [vocalizing nasally]

All: * And the rocket's red glare *

All: * Coming up, coming up *

All: * First you grab your ear like *

All: * Five eva *

All: * Forever *

All: * Four Stars *

All: * From Tokyo to the Amazon *

All: * Girls five eva *

All: * Girls five eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 3 gether *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Knowing we might fall, but we might *

All: * Oh, say can you see *

All: * Ooh *

All: * Ooh * Have you ever wanted

All: * Ooh * Have you ever wanted..

All: * Ooh * The perfect girl..

All: * Our imperfection *

All: * Playing with our brand new flip phones *

All: * Quit flying planes at my heart *

All: * So what if we risk it all and try *

All: * Stronger than the best *

All: * We're coming up, coming up *

All: * We're gonna be famous five ever *

All: * We're gonna start fresh *

All: * Women are an ocean of secrets *

All: * You'll never want to *

All: * You'll never want to *

All: Ah!

All: Ah!

All: Diva, diva, diva!

All: Oh!

All: We are Girls5eva!

All: Worth it!

Ally

Almost as much as I love boys, boys, boys

Also I've had three [whispering] n****nis

An anthem to things that aren't perfect

An irresponsible amount of shawarma

An old Ringling Brothers contract

An owl or something, if it warrants the pen

And and Flex could do push ups or something?

And oh! It worked! Mine is short

And "can a mouse get in your vagina at night?"

And "Monster Mash 2," our scraps

And a bad haircut on her. Yeah

And a motel is just a patch

And a sponsored post for weight anxiety sneakers

And A.I.R.P.I.G. only

And all I said was, "Happy Tuesday

And as soon as we start booking gigs,

And back each other up, we can convince them

And Bad Bunny could do amazing things with the splingy

And because our fog machine is set to have healing properties

And bring you a little rent

And compare the bible to characters

And created something wholly original..

And creek sniffing, and I might draw

And crotch of S'LEAKS

And Dale Froutsight

And did one pair of feet make it or two?

And doing your job for you, Dawn, all right?

And don't just say that you're gonna

And don't worry about what it is or who it's with

And drown you too

And for making us panic before the show,

And for not once apologizing for anything

And get far away from here, Bitchard Nixon!

And get far away from here..

And get him to write us another hit?

And get out before we're swarmed by fans

And go be on TV in Atlanta

And go human

And guess whose song is playing in the background?

And had to connect through Port au Prince

And have a perfect weekend, and we have nothing

And having full custody of four spaniels

And he called it Jingle Ball material

And he can sue if we sing any Girls5eva songs

And he made me look down, and then when I looked down,

And he never leaves his compound,

And he recently turned down a collaboration with Future

And he's frozen all of our credit cards

And he's the one with the money?

And he's way too confident to have a weird dick

And here comes more pedaling!

And hotels, but then Kev did my love languages

And Hugh Hefner told me through mutuals

And I almost missed everything

And I am gonna be here all night

And I am working on something big

And I can't afford to get it fixed

And I can't wait to inspire the crap out of some queer women

And I could definitely make a million dollars here..

And I don't care!

And I don't have to go relieve my dad's nurse until 6:00

And I don't know or care to explore why

And I don't like that feeling

And I get paid by the goose

And I had to sc**** it out with an envelope

And I have a daughter with Kev,

And I have punched out so many car windows

And I let everybody down?

And I love my New York lonely boy

And I love the other judges

And I never said anything

And I never stopped, and now Caroline

And I never told you my name

And I pull it

And I pull that son of a bitch through the windshield!

And I saw Anita Baker at the Trop!

And I signed a thousand year contract

And I take one of those photos that's like..

And I think he used

And I was full of n****nis! [gasps]

And I was in Boys Next Door

And I will go back to LA

And I'd do it, and then, he'd go,

And I'm loving the conversation she's having

And I'm not gonna ruin my one weekend a month

And I'm on theme

And I'm worried

And I've got a pair of Skechers I need to return

And if I am not out cold, I will punch you back so hard

And if it's a man, he'd better be hotter than me

And if it's a sex cult,

And it just wrecked me

And it looks insane?

And it's buzzy. And it's free

And it's got six laptops

And Jimmy thinks it would be cool if you did live backup

And just to give you all a taste of my vocals,

And keep the angles hot! You know?

And Kev

And Kev hasn't reposted it yet

And last weekend we had sex in the same room

And let you in on what's happening

And look who played the year we got bumped

And make an official announcement

And mannequins that have nipples

And Max had to spend an extra three hours

And most importantly,

And my ass is what babies are based on

And Nance is taking me to the next level

And Nance, and we'd lose our gravy trains

And no artist ever makes dick oh

And not learn how to kidnap somebody

And now I'm a spokesman for CBD pacifiers

And now I'm cleaning it up with my mouth

And now it's my turn

And now she's like an icono mogulpreneur

And now..

And once he clears out the fake skin products

And one of you is getting him

And only one is dead

And ovulation takes a couple days,

And random slimes

And read this!

And Red Bull, and our soup is Italian divorce

And refused to play venues

And reminds me that it's insane,

And right now, Girls5eva has a little heat!

And see what or

And sell catchphrase dog raincoats

And sell the footage to a Brazilian prank show

And she could give two Fs

And she fasts while she writes

And she got electrocuted in the crotch

And she got me this place a long time ago

And she got us through all our breakups with Moby

And she's a banger

And show your stomachs!

And start telling it like it is

And stunning sounds of Buffalo, New York

And success at the same time

And Summer, so many options

And take that scarf off

And that's a wrap on hot dogs!

And that's why I love you

And the blood was borrowed and new

And the Hair and Makeup Guild put an inflatable rat

And the of four us. My idea from before

And the original entertainers were,

And the remix, and please remember NYU was expensive

And the theme I always came back to was

And then he's gonna lip sync about it

And then I grab a big lollipop,

And then Judge Judy and Jerry Judy

And then realize that your butt crack

And then some of us got a gift basket

And then the credit card lady said that there were condoms

And then there's a tube

And then we're like

And then wear them to the club that night

And then, when I take my glasses off,

And there was no broom, that'd be weird

And there's a small clause where your body could be used

And they can't take our voices. Those are ours

And they could terminate your contract immediately

And they don't even wanna hear our new stuff

And they have the most feet

And they're offering you a thousand year deal

And they're the hottest shapewear

And things rot pretty fast when your anchor store

And this is actually my seventh girl group

And this very sweet teenager made it for me

And to hell with anyone who says we're not worthy

And Twins!, Divacups,

And until we really take off, I think you need a job

And us

And used your money for this. It's a yurt, and it's a palace

And vertical no! No! Up and down

And wants to know if you could tweak it

And we are not coming out

And we just had a dream day

And we made..

And we need to get to Jingle Ball!

And we're gonna give your Airbnb four stars

And wear the jacket on the commute

And what drew me to this role

And whether you mean to or not,

And Wickie Wickie is a sexy Geppetto!

And Wickie, you can't wear those braids on TV

And wondering what I'm up to

And yet, I'm still not giving up

And you better take me to the GRAMMYs and not Mom

And you can tell me when to drop it

And you can throw your body

And you can't

And you do have a little traction right now

And you don't mountain bike? What?

And you know what? Honestly, it feels kinda good

And you need some money coming in that's just yours

And you..

And you're all gonna sit there quietly and watch us

And you're full of your own catch phrases

And you're too ashamed to tell us?

And your interests

And Zander's army of fans... Zander Fanders

And, I mean, I don't know why they would not be

And, well, that's our bus

And, yes, I slept over last night

And, you know, getting a ton of rest

And..

And..

And... It's gone

Announcer: Still pedaling

Annual list of top doctors

Anyhow, you want me to walk you around?

Anything by the Stones,

Anything could be on there, unlicensed samples, malware,

Anything crazy?

Anyway, I looked the phrase up

Anyway, Lil Stinker booked Fallon

Are all the teeth fixed in the city?

Are croutons wood?

Are crying real tears

Are much more likely to be killed off

Are often admired for their ability to exhibit power

Are really low, so you guys go

Are we really gonna deprive him of a sibling?

Are you feasting on youth?

Are you not in for another baby?

Are you still jealous of Jeter?

Aren't you going down to the lobby?

As a benevolent hot witch

As a judge on "American Warrior Singer

As a vanity project

As that brat's doll that got recalled

As well as my love of all things humor

As you walk away from something

Ashley deserves better than this

Ask about our advertising rates

Ask smarter questions, Paul

Asked us to share a banana

At all, but, uh,

At Ashlee Simpson's Walk of Fame removal ceremony

At Jingle Ball

At least I'm not golfing! [laughs]

At least you get the place to yourself today

At me. Hand it back

At Rock N' Jock, badminton,

At the Bernardone's

At the flight paths celebrities often take

At the Victoria's Secret Trampoline Park

At WTIT News Tampa

At..

AWS is the first show created entirely

Babe, I've never had anything that was just mine

Babe, where do we live?

Babyface. Babylegs

Back to one! [cheers and applause]

Back to the fame and the lifestyle

Back when my knees were gorgeous?

Bags are my bag because I'm launching a bag line

Based on the terms of your original contract

Be perturbed, my sovereign! Yes, Wickie live!

Be strong. You got this

Be the hero of your own journey!

Because "don't wanna disrupt Stevie's education"

Because behind every great song

Because for the first time in my life,

Because he wears a very big watch

Because he's only concerned with the present

Because I don't know how to cook salad

Because I don't know how to do anything

Because I don't want to. Because my butt hurts

Because I had a rosé explosion

Because I like how men's bodies are flat

Because I love you guys

Because I need a centered pocket

Because I never had to learn

Because I never say anything to anyone ever

Because I volunteered to get bumped for cash

Because I'm doing something that's insane

Because I'm gonna make the greatest salad

Because I'm just too hot

Because I'm on my journey to know stuff,

Because I'm seriously obsessed with these

Because if the sun hits her at that angle,

Because in Swedish, it is..

Because it doesn't go with the, you know,

Because it is skin

Because it should be "side pieces five life

Because Larry accidentally said it?

Because of the #blessings God has bestowed on my family

Because one day, it will be gone

Because our next performer's name reminds us

Because outside of being a mom,

Because reality TV judges work tugboat captain hours

Because Summer doesn't count

Because that sounds freaking amazing

Because the pilot's spouse was watching

Because the salon won't accept sconces!

Because the same thing's happening to you

Because their slime contains Roundup

Because they didn't think that I could do it

Because they have a boner for nostalgia

Because this afternoon,

Because this mess is tragic

Because those skillsets rarely overlap

Because tourists take them off the beach

Because we already have an Ashley

Because we're gonna be friends five eva,

Because we've worked so hard on it

Because what you'll get to see

Because what you're saying is not making sense

Because you are grounded and normal

Because you didn't catch a Frisbee

Because you feel bad

Because you forced me to examine my life, Gloria

Because you won't even wear reading glasses

Because, unlike you, Zander, we have stuff

Before all those boy bands pop boners and age out

Before she had that magic day

Before the rant starts

Before we get to this morning's WNHL matchup,

Before you know it,

Behind closed doors

Being announced

Believe me, I got serious fast

Besides fail to grow a mustache over that sinkhole?

Besides mastering the AeroPress

Between MMA fights while they mop up blood

Beyoncé Sasha Fierce

Big charges to a florist

Big eyes like a Margaret King painting

Big time dwasg song

Birthdays, communication, fights, nachos

Black Eyed Peas, Britney, Katy Perry!

Blake, sometimes you just gotta let Gwen be Gwen

Blessed!

Bon Jovi's mansion and go,

Both: * Because we filed the paperwork *

Both: * I fell in love with you *

Both: * Ooh, ooh, ooh *

Both: * Stronger than the best *

Both: * To you *

Both: * We are stronger than the best *

Both: * What's that noise? Shimmy, shimmy *

Both: Dawn?

Both: I miss this

Both: Smells

Boy band and girl groups' royal couple

Boy, you have zero presence

Brexit, tiny houses, Bindi Irwin is hot now

Bring power vocals and a transcendent star quality

Britney, " I'm A Slave 4 U," Destiny's Child "Cater 2 U,"

Brooke Hogan,

Brought to you by Perdue Zero

Brought you something to unbox

Bummer city, they want me to come in early AF

Bus

But are still great, just like the four of us

But come on

But could I just go grab a tea real quick

But don't fight the transition to judge

But for masturbators

But friends, things aren't always easy at home

But he must have been in the crowd feeling seen

But I can end songs with sultry femininasty phrases

But I can't leave them again, they're my friends

But I can't listen to this delusion anymore

But I didn't watch all this true crime TV

But I do need your support, Scott,

But I do see individual potential here

But I don't know that I want to tie up my corpse that long

But I forgot what it feels like

But I got us a major gig,

But I guess I'm gonna have to Fedex Wickie's check to LA

But I had to give it up, because, you know,

But I have an amazing feeling

But I I do believe in women helping women

But I like it

But I need you to fight down here

But I really think that if we agree

But I think you should keep her

But I was wrong

But I wouldn't count on her

But I'm excited!

But I'm sorry..

But I've actually never been to a Pride party before

But if you're stronger than the best,

But inside it's full of crab

But instead of leaving,

But it looks like you've got yourself

But it's 2015, so God bless

But it's a lever

But it's fucking with me onstage

But it's no dream job

But maybe leave out the mom stuff

But my body keeps rejecting it

But no judgments we both hooked up with celebrities

But now you make me feel as if I know nothing

But only if the other three women sing with me

But our credit card got funked up

But she also submits fiction to "The New Yorker

But that piano doesn't fit into our life

But that place looked like it was staged 20 minutes ago

But that would never happen with me and Kev

But that's been a while

But that's just a Band Aid

But that's just Paris, baby

But that's not on you

But that's the journey

But the compromise erases any satisfaction

But the machine, she had a different plan

But the tables are turned, baby

But the way you worked together to defeat the warrior,

But then "Remember Max and I love you

But then after, I was like, pff, I get it

But then last month, I was panning deep

But then you think about walking

But there's a clock on these things, all right?

But they forget that we have a secret weapon

But they still fit because leather stretches like skin,

But this is about you, Summer

But this is killing me!

But this is real fight or flight stuff

But this isn't a real relationship

But this kid, he teaches us things

But this meeting is already 14 seconds over time,

But try next week. She could bounce back

But we are 30 feet from doing what we set out to do,

But we don't all get our ultimate dream

But we have adult ear holes now

But we have adult ear holes now

But we should do more shows with him

But we tell the front desk to send us to her room

But we're gonna need to take the hair back

But what I did took a ton of work

But what is this?

But when I look at it, it makes me feel like I can do anything,

But when you're building a practice,

But y'all are the real stars

But yes, it is Christmas time, Stet

But you can do it without me

But you cannot make him stop

But you don't seem like the kind of guy

But you got into my head,

But you know what I meant, right?

But you left your neck unprotected,

But you made me realize I need to go deeper,

But you'd only let us meet him from really far away

But you're clinging to a fantasy

But you're in good company. John Slattery has one

But, Dawn..

But, uh, check please

But, Wickie, for the rest of your life,

By a more approachable manager?

By a ratings algorithm

By having a car

By Odin's golden thumb

By some evil record dude

By tearing each other down

Bye, "Cribs

Bye, Dawn!

BYO mop

Called fabinets, very eco chic

Came close, but

Can be just as powerful a motivator

Can kill even the most amazing relationship

Can someone hold my hand?

Can you imagine?

Cannot legally keep you from filming a test drive

Captain..

Carnival went with Ken Bone

Caroline and I were actually the first gay couple

Cause I already learned knots

Cease and desist, bitch!

Cease and desist, bitches!

Cease and desist, bitches! [cheers and applause]

Cease and desist!

Champagne me, baby

Check this out

Check us out on Spotify!

Cherish this time

Chomping on Raisinets like it's your identity?

Choo, choo

Christina, Gwen Stefani,

Club sandwich

Come down from a laugh, judges. Now

Come home three weekends a month

Come on

Come on

Come on, girls

Come on. Back to one

Come on. In the bowl

Come on. Show yourself, dipshit

Come pick up Ghislaine,

Come, come

Comes to light

Coming out sideways here

Common ass kestrel

Congratulations, Wickie

Congratulations. Thanks

Considered way too into steampunk

Constant Productions is offering you stability

Cool

Cool

Crank that pony tight as J.Lo's

Daphne

Daphne?

Darles? Hmm?

Dawn, come on. We got work to do

Dawn, I have acts that need ear warms

Dawn, I quit the restaurant

Dawn, I'll start with your feet. No

Dawn, it's your turn

Dawn, Wickie's package is a grand piano

Dawn!

Dawn! Dawn! Dawn! Dawn!

Declan blew out his arms

Demonstrates new bonding techniques crowded

Desmond wanted to drink, so I was like, "I'll drive

Did Biebs dump you yet, huh?

Did both sides of the David O

Did we cause Hillary to lose Pennsylvania?

Did you brush before seeing me?

Did you know that queer female TV characters

Did you make

Different spelling

Divorce is expensive as hell

Divorced

Do I press End and Accept?

Do not bring this energy into Nance's suite

Do you know how old you are?

Do you know what I just realized?

Do you mind signing for a package?

Do you think you could come get a drink with me?

Do you want a tank or a trucker hat,

Does he have secret information that I'm dying or something?

Doesn't have to be over, over

Doesn't mean you're not working

Doesn't want to be with me even though we skoinked!

Dolly Parton, starts writing at 3:00 a.m

Don't gaslight me. I'm 100% on this

Don't let 'em tell you they can't accept it

Don't look at those either

Don't think! Now!

Don't worry

Don't worry about security

Don't you think it's a sign that we're all here?

Double crush the cormorant,

Dr. Craegner's spinach dinosaurs for lunch

Dracula lives in a coffin. He's very rich

Drain from my eyes as I walk

Drew Barrymore and Tom Green sent them 'cause they wanted

During the Grammys in memoriam montage

During the song,

Dwasg

Dyed everyone's anuses green

Either way,

Either way, try to sound horny. Always

Equally at home in comedy and drama

Eric Trump Casino University needs someone to play

Especially our girlfriends,

Even though I post all of his TV appearances

Even though she's homeschooled, but he comes home

Eventually, the creditors took everything

Every day's like father's day. He's our best friend

Every interior designer I've ever worked with has said,

Everybody else to get divorced

Everybody knows this one

Everybody sees us, and we are amazing

Everybody sing from your diaphragm

Everybody take a breath

Everyone is still afraid of the really nice Black guy

Everything is tight

Except Staten Island

Except this piano because..

Fades Baby, JO Sistas,

Famous five eva, young five eva

Fan tailed cuckoo,

Fashion life, wheels up, heels up

Faster, old man!

Featuring the DaBaby on Gazum97, the Gazum

Felt the sting of Loki's iron sickle of rejection

Femperors of our own fempire

Figures such as Bette Davis and Judy Garland

Finances, jeans,

Find Larry, get the money,

Finding all your Anne Lamott quotes

First music I'd ever heard. Word

First same sex divorce right here

First, Zander would provoke me..

Five, five, five

Flash flood or Amber alert or what?

Fledge is gonna take a shot

Fledge is sexy,

Fog horn sound effect

For a cream that fights party streamer neck

For a mammogram

For a man in a motel in New Jersey

For a management position at the restaurant

For copyright infringement?

For getting bangs, but you don't hear her on the radio

For his rattling firebox

For ladies, 35 is checkout time

For letting me stay here

For me, it's a picture of our family in a men's locket

For tax purposes, it's ten wheelchairs

For this hockey show if we end up doing it?

For trusting me with, like, this

Forget Lil Stinka. Forget Larry

Four grand, minus my 80%

Four grown ladies trying to be pop stars

France

French

From "The Office

From a place of vulnerability

From a trip to Gettysburg

From an adult woman's perspective

From Dallas..

From Ed Burns, and then, boom!

From Los Angeles to Miami,

From MasterClass

From the future

From the legs!"

From the women's empowerment luncheon

From trying to hang a flat screen TV

From your song, "Seize the Tonight (Right Now)

Fronting your own money for music videos

Fuck me. This is pole caught

G, G, G minor

Get an alter ego, right?

Get it, girl. Uh, yeah

Get me some "Jerky Boys" pajamas

Get on in there. Find yourself a seat

Get on the radio

Get out before the clock runs out

Get ready for the same amount of respect

Girls5eva booked a gig

Girls5eva is back!

Girls5eva is in for your tour

Girls5eva is not happening

Girls5eva needs to break up

Girls5eva!

Give it to David Blaine and he can hold his breath in it

Give it up for..

Glad you called. Good news

Gloria

Gloria, he's coming home two weekends a month,