Riverdale - Season 1 Edit

A B and E with B and V.

A Baby Shower? You should that's a good idea. You know, when...

A bad girl, you mean?

A better family than what he got.

A big one.

A blonde girl, a raven haired girl,

A clean cut kid like that, no one's gonna suspect him of running,

A conscientious objector.

A corpse with a bullet hole in its forehead,

A death like this wounds us all.

A donation to your re election campaign.

A donation to your re election campaign.

A fancy banquet's not really our thing.

A few months ago, Jason started acting all,

A few treasures from Glamazon.com.

A former It Girl from New York, made off like a fall from grace?

A guy's got to make a living.

A hundred percent above board.

A job.

A kid is dead, Archie!

A little paint...

A little sage, to banish the evil spirits.

A major win for the home team.

A man with a job, trying to fix his family.

A motive? A motive for what?

A piece of town history, is closing for good,

A possible rekindling?

A relationship... I was married

A signed contract between Jughead's dad and yours?

A Southside Serpent last night,

A spot of good news. The car service

A Sticky Maple of your own.

A storm of chaos named...

A strip club called the Ho Zone

A tell all expose on the Blossom clan

A tradition that honors the Blossom bloodline.

A united front against the holiest of backdrops.

A week ago, Veronica and I weren't friends.

A white winged crossbill. A long eared owl.

A woman who died seven years ago.

About being bought and taking shortcuts.

About Cheryl.

About her name?

About how close you two are getting.

About how he has to be discreet.

About how you got the ring back?

About I don't know what.

About Jason and Polly?

About Jason Blossom's murder?

About Jason?

About my life

About my life moving forward, what I want.

About my tragic past?

About running off to Never Never Land and raising a family?

About some songs that I wrote?

About the Back to School dance.

About the coach's son? Who is captain of the football team,

About the drive in.

About us, Archie,

About what happened to Jason.

About your dad, Jughead.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely, it's a date.

Actually, Dad, we're in the middle of some music stuff, so...

Actually, I was about to come and find you, Cheryl.

Actually, Mom, I was the one who asked Jughead

Actually, Principal Weatherbee, will you do the honors?

Actually, the bridge is meant to be sung by two voices.

Actually, the first song I wrote was about him.

Actually, there is one thing.

Actually, things are great.

Actually, to clarify...

Actually, uh, Keller's with me. We, like, talked.

Actually, why don't we have the dinner at my place?

After all that salt of the earth talk,

After everything my dad has done for you...

After her TMZ style take down of Chuck,

After I had my panic attack,

After last night, I'm done with the Blossoms, I am.

After Polly and Jason's epic demise

After this kid at my school died.

After this practice, I'll totally need a pedicure. You?

After what Jason did to Polly?

After your dad fired him, to tell you the truth.

Afterwards, Polly was pretty devastated,

Again, for things that you have no proof of.

Again.

Against ours.

Against possible attack,

Against us?

Against your father.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed. Of course.

Ah, thank you, Smithers.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, what were you guys talking about?

Ah, yeah.

Ah, you're breaking my heart.

Ah!

Ah. Sorry, Dad.

Alice Cooper, where is she? Where's Polly?

Alice Cooper. No longer lactose intolerant, I see.

Alice, I swear to God...

Alice, it's lovely.

Alice, what...

ALICE: Betty.

ALICE: Betty. This coming year is critical for colleges.

ALICE: I never thought that I would live to see the day.

ALICE: Well, well, well.

ALICE: What else did you see, Archie?

ALICE: You must be loving this, Hermione.

Alice!

Alice.

Alice...

Alice...

All boy next door ish?

All eyes will be on me.

All I ask in return is that you make me your baby's godmother.

All of it.

All of which is to say the timing of this shower is just...

All right, girl. Go get changed, 'cause we're gonna rock it!

All right, guys. I got a big day tomorrow.

All right, I'm out.

All right, so, Moon Palace, they still deliver.

All right, sure.

All right, then.

All right, we've got a murderer on the loose

All right, you all ready? Let's make some noise!

All right.

All right. Gather round, kids.

All right. Here we go.

All right. Here you go, Vegas.

All right. Let's, uh, take it from the top.

All right. So, if there was anything that

All that stops.

All the Blossoms are doing is opening a door for me.

All the evidence against you is circumstantial.

All the pieces.

All the Vixens kind of like Veronica now.

All these trolls started writing

All they do is yell at each other.

All things considered, I was pretty generous.

All those reporters.

All you have to do is hold the bucket steady,

All you have to do is trust.

ALL: ♪ I feel love ♪

ALL: ♪ Ooh ♪

Along with everything I had left of Jason,

Also I... I've booked us for hers and hers mani pedis at Chez Salon.

Also, 4.0.

Also, FP's done my dad's bidding before. He trashed the drive in.

Also, I realized something last night.

Also, I'd let it go.

Also, my stake is 20%.

Also, she has a 4.0 grade point average.

Also, since she knew where Jason's getaway car was,

Also, you guys should all come to closing night.

Also...

Always found its way to the town.

Always has my back, even when I mess up.

Always like to have a beautiful woman on my arm.

Am I expected to come to this thing?

Am I going to have to lie?

Am I interrupting a family meeting? 'Cause I can come back.

Am I interrupting a family meeting? 'Cause I can come back.

Amazing.

American Graffiti...

An '84 Les Paul.

An action that, though none of us knew it at

An attractive woman going with

An impossible situation is being invited

An old friend is less conspicuous

And a hangout for criminals...

And a hint of cryo necrotic preservation.

And a hot dog?

And a hot tub.

And a lot of unsavory characters in that part of town.

And a tragic gay bar called Innuendo.

And a woman of color, please.

And accidentally tipped the boat,

And after I had groomed him to take over the empire.

And afterwards, we didn't do anything.

And Alice will keep her word.

And all of their glorious corruption.

And all the video and audiotapes of police interviews.

And all this started after Jason and Polly got together?

And also, I didn't mean all that crap I said to you.

And an ID with the name Jennifer Gibson.

And Archie Andrews is there with a smile and a sports metaphor."

And as for my arm candy...

And as much as I like Jughead,

And as tricky.

And as we discussed, Madam Mayor...

And at night, I'd go home, I'd write them down...

And at school, that's fine, whatever.

And because I'm grateful for what Mrs. Blossom is doing for me.

And before everything happened,

And being a Vixen is kind of a full time thing.

And blowouts at Chez Salon.

And car enthusiasts.

And celebrate my brother's too, too short life on this mortal coil.

And charged with a misdemeanor.

And Cheryl, sitting by the river, soaking wet.

And cinephiles,

And come spend a blissful evening

And Dad still hasn't fixed the cellar door.

And damn what anyone else says.

And debuting a cover of the song my parents claim they were listening to

And did you cyber stalk Ms. Grundy before

And discuss what I can do for Fred Andrews.

And do you know why?

And don't bet against her.

And don't despair. I don't think your story with Betty is over.

And don't lie.

And don't say clubbing, it's a school night.

And don't tell me you were just being polite.

And don't worry about my mom, Betty, she'll want to help.

And don't worry, Ronnie, I can take care of myself.

And drink up, dear. Before it melts.

And drunk, and with a temper.

And Elton John's Oscar party on the same night.

And especially not if I put in a word on your behalf.

And Ethel's not lying.

And ethically...

And eventually for yourself, son.

And every year, we host a tree tapping ceremony,

And everything we've given you,

And fight the fight!

And for me...

And for my guys.

And Fred Andrews is escorting me

And Fred still doesn't know that we own it.

And get these goons arrested.

And gets me into that music program...

And getting hotter by the minute.

And had two beautiful daughters, Polly and Betty...

And hasn't been redecorated since, apparently.

And having class, either.

And he always talked about how much he loved you.

And he promised

And he quit drinking.

And he read them.

And he said no.

And he still might be alive.

And he won't listen to reason.

And he wouldn't have given it up.

And he's doing this from jail?

And he's got a lot of catching up to do.

And he's legit miserable without you, if it's any consolation

And he's sort of counting on me to help out

And he's sunk every last penny that we have into this deal.

And he's the varsity football coach's son.

And hell, you know what happens to people like us in Riverdale, Jug.

And his cold hearted killer is walking the green mile to sit in Old Sparky and fry.

And how he treated Polly, unleash it.

And how their dreams of escape went up in flames.

And I

And I absolutely would dare, Mom.

And I also know the new girl may be pretty,

And I am not gonna ask again.

And I am so sorry.

And I auditioned at Carnegie Hall,

And I believed him, and I still believe him.

And I came home from work one day and I...

And I could... I could come back home.

And I didn't give her a Sticky Maple.

And I don't believe so.

And I don't blame her.

And I don't want her trying to rescue me.

And I don't want to make a too big a deal of it, but, uh...

And I don't want to overstep...

And I don't want you anywhere around when that happens.

And I have a plan.

And I have a strong suspicion he hired Jughead's dad to do his dirty work.

And I just missed it.

And I know that I have no right to ask this...

And I know that this must be confusing.

And I know you two have been at odds recently.

And I love him, but...

And I love this. It is so you, Ethel.

And I may know where it is.

And I mean that as a compliment.

And I mean, it hasn't been all bad.

And I promise you, when we find her,

And I promise, when I get back,

And I read your, uh... Your essay?

And I shouldn't have tried to bench you when Valerie came back.

And I still wear these pearls he gave me.

And I think it was your crazy, tweaked out sister.

And I think, by now, you know what I'm capable of.

And I thought I would help out.

And I wanna be with Betty.

And I want your permission to reclaim them.

And I wanted you to be able to pass it down to your own baby one day.

And I was just about to suggest the same thing.

And I wasn't there to help you.

And I went downstairs to start my new life.

And I will never, ever do anything like that to you again.

And I will tell everyone that I broke into Ms. Grundy's car.

And I won't have my baby raised in a home that doesn't want it.

And I won't tell anyone about July Fourth, ever.

And I won't tell anyone anything,

And I...

And I'd die before I let them steal my daughter, too.

And I'll bring these to lunch so we can celebrate!

And I'll call Great Uncle Harrison.

And I'll see everyone at my coronation!

And I'm all she has, right now.

And I'm glad that you want to do the right thing.

And I'm glad we're honoring Jay Jay's legacy together.

And I'm gonna prove it.

And I'm happy to be here for her, as a friend.

And I'm here for you and your dad.

And I'm more than happy to fill in the details.

And I'm neither a slut, nor am I going to be shamed

And I'm sorry, Betty, I didn't do it to be a...

And I'm stupid, and I don't deserve to be

And if anyone would go on record.

And if he did?

And if he tries to put Cheryl forward as a successor...

And if not for the fact that no one would have you,

And if there's anyone to keep this a secret from,

And if you hadn't, I would've met up with Jason,

And in one false step you could lose everything.

And in that moment of hesitation,

And in the meantime, the online shopping,

And in three, she'll have latched he to some other girl to destroy.

And it just reminded me how lucky I am.

And it may not have been Jason's hand

And it was happening anyway.

And it was tired even back then.

And it will be.

And it would mean the world to my Cheryl

And it's a place where the captain of the football team is murdered.

And it's just getting a little chilly at night.

And it's not just me, there's a bunch of us working on Fred's site.

And it's probable that they lost a lot

And Jason Blossom.

And Jason didn't want me to know.

And Jason made her sick.

And Jason never mentioned it, and he never would've allowed it.

And Jason reached down to get it,

And Jason reached down to get it,

And Jason's death was ruled an accident,

And Josie...

And Jug, we were only doing it to prove that...

And Jughead was really there for me...

And just so you know,

And know who shot Jason...

And let me guess, it's been reported stolen.

And let Penelope and Clifford Blossom do their worst.

And let the wheels of justice take over.

And like I told him, my Scouts and I, we didn't hear anything weird.

And listen up.

And Lodge Industries gets one of the most prime

And Lodge Industries gets the Twilight Drive In.

And Lodges are known to have sticky fingers.

And made a deal with some biker gang.

And made plans to run away together,

And made up the story of their affair.

And making this all about myself?

And may I interject, neither I nor my parents

And maybe I'm wrong,

And maybe some of what I did was wrong, but maybe...

And maybe we could've done something to help Jason that morning,

And maybe, that reckoning...

And meanwhile, the girl next door,

And missed that morning.

And Moose, if you see the guys that jumped you, we leave,

And Mrs. Blossom.

And mutually suppress our emotions?

And my dad is skipping Jazz Fest to hear it...

And my mom is... [Sighs]

And my mom turned on Polly.

And my mom's in denial and she's ready to welcome him back with open arms.

And my twintuition is telling me it's someone we all know.

And neighbor suspecting neighbor,

And neither can Betty.

And neither is Jughead,

And neither is Polly.

And never find anything.

And no.

And not because you're ashamed?

And not just about losing my job.

And not your father's.

And nothing to him,

And now lives in a group home, isn't it?

And now Polly is pregnant with his baby.

And now you're treating her like she's the enemy.

And now, a reversal of fortune.

And now, all I can think is, Maybe I'm crazy like they are.

And now, everyone will know.

And now, here's Polly, pregnant and unwed.

And now, the Blossoms were circling the wagons

And now, there was nothing I, or anyone, could do to save him.

And now, we would hear from the person who was closest to him those days

And on the subject of being friends,

And on Tuesday, halfway through fifth period,

And one day great grandfather Blossom

And our families should be coming together.

And our friendship, and how it's time we... (FADING OUT)

And our story begins, I guess,

And panicked, and drowned.

And people's minds are opening up, but do you have any idea

And please don't leave out any of the lurid details,

And please, now that we're going to be roommates, Polly,

And posting about it.

And pretty cute, right?

And proof or no proof, book or no book,

And rebuild it in a hundred years.

And reminded him that he's heard you sing on numerous occasions.

And right now, she's our woman on the inside.

And risk having him walk off the project?

And Riverdale High's resident golden boy?

And said she'd put a good word in for me.

And say it was all my doing.

And says, instead... [EXHALES]

And see about getting you credit

And sexuality is fluid, but can someone named Moose actually be that fluid?

And she didn't call to tell me.

And she disappeared for hours.

And she has a pool...

And she told me not to cry.

And she usually spends that time in the Garden of Deliverance.

And she was under strict observation

And she's agreed to put the baby up for adoption.

And she's messing with your mind...

And she's not coming home until she isn't sick anymore.

And she's supposed to what?

And Sheriff Keller's grilling me, Mantle the Magnificent.

And since when did the Blossoms

And smiling.

And some dim witted, sexy, disposable arm candy.

And some gummy worms and a cola.

And speaking of offensive tight ends, I should've sent the cops to you, Moose.

And start learning to share.

And stay...

And stole all his evidence wasn't at the drive in.

And suggest. But it's your story, it's your voice.

And Sunday nights... Thank God for HBO.

And sure enough, one of 'em landed me in some hot water,

And survived.

And terrible secrets that could only be revealed

And thank God we were.

And thank God, 'cause they're sort of dangerous.

And that gives us a momentary advantage.

And that I was the spoiled rich bitch ice princess.

And that Jason deserved a..

And that playbook reeks of suburban legend.

And that since Archie was also there,

And that's a pretty tenuous connection for a sheriff.

And that's how I feel right now, I'm sorry.

And that's just for starters.

And that's saying something.

And the Blossoms want the baby and not Polly.

And the boat tipped, and capsized, and Jason drowned.

And the deal's done.

And the judge seems inclined to give your father a break.

And the jury's still out on that.

And the luckiest red headed boy in tin universe.

And the new coach.

And the next brick I throw may not be at a window.

And the night was far from over.

And the people who live in the town.

And the town, our home, to feel safe again,

And the way things are going, pretty soon,

And their respective behavior reflects that.

And their special guest stars, my daughter, Josie and her Pussycats!

And then football tryouts, so.

And then ground me for the next six months, a year.

And then he...

And then I took her home!

And then see what happens?

And then tailgate parties at the Mallmart parking lot.

And then the girls were all over him.

And then they got the drop on him.

And then we would meet up.

And then we'll be back on track, all right?

And then what?

And there Jason would be.

And there was no lockbox.

And there's an entire world of competition out there.

And there's nothing I can do to stop that.

And there's nothing that I can do to stop it.

And there's sodas in the fridge.

And they listened to Metallica.

And they told me you didn't want to come and see me, which I knew was a lie.

And they're looking for a way to take it away from us.

And they're very excited to meet you, by the way.

And things got super intense and weird and toxic

And this is your way of trying to be friends with me again?

And this mysterious buyer...

And throwing bricks through windows.

And trying to be a good person.

And two out of three signatures are needed to award the contract,

And us with it.

And Val quit.

And Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.

And Veronica.

And we are rehearsing every night this week.

And we call Kevin's dad.

And we don't have any, so...

And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away.

And we shouldn't pretend that it is.

And we wanted to leave these flowers with you.

And we were class A brutal bitches.

And we were class A brutal bitches.

And we will find her,

And we will protect you ferociously.

And we'll see you at school, Ethel?

And we're campaigning as co queens of Homecoming Court.

And we're standing here to tell you that they're all false

And we're thinking about doing some upbeat covers.

And went into therapy.

And what about us?

And what are they doing?

And what are you basing that off of?

And what are you really doing here?

And what does any of this have to do

And what hurt the most about it was...

And what I should be trying to do with it.

And what I want.

And what if FP did help your dad?

And what if she doesn't blink?

And what if that kid hates music,

And what were you just talking to my mom about?

And what will you be auditioning with?

And what would she do next?

And what you said about Archie

And what you're writing about in your book.

And what's your excuse?

And when have I ever lied to you?

And when they're done with us, they shame us into silence.

And where did you get those thigh high boots? They're amazing.

And where does your dad think you are?

And whether or not he hired FP to kill Jason.

And who else is gonna come waltzing in?

And who might this heartbreaker be?

And who shot that gun on July 4th?

And who you'll become.

And why are you running to be Homecoming co queen with Cheryl?

And why there's no record of her before last year?

And work with my dad on the weekends.

And working on them made me feel like...

And yeah, Jason was on the football team,

And yes, we are developing feelings for each other.

And yet, that night at the pep rally,

And yet, that night at the pep rally,

And you are too.

And you better get there early,

And you can't go after him, so you come after me.

And you can't pretend otherwise?

And you didn't let us have that, neither of you.

And you don't have to work with me or for me, ever again.

And you don't.

And you have no idea why your brother wanted to run away,

And you have to come clean to Daddy about forging my signature.

And you know it cost Jason his life.

And you start seeing the shadows underneath.

And you think I'm manipulative and heartless

And you think that's going to bring Polly home?

And you thought you were good?

And you want my help giving it to your boyfriend.

And you were rocking hard.

And you were there for me when no one else was.

And you, and you. Um...

And you're back to being boring.

And you're gonna be on varsity football,

And you're not exactly virgin territory after your closet date with Andrews.

And you're our first.

And you're playing both sides?

And you're right.

And you're showing your face here?

And you're the songwriter?

And you're worried about some... Some cougar?

And you've never had a better foreman than me.

And your dad tells me that you're great.

And your dad was good enough to bail me out.

And your dad.

And your father will either see that or he won't.

And your faux concern reeks of ulterior motive. What is it?

And your songs, as amazing as they are...

And, for all I know, continues to do.

And, for all we know, that gay Greaser Serpent is an accomplice.

And, of course, informing our neighbors.

And, trapped within its walls

And, voila, let the healing begin.

And, you know, stop punishing yourself while you're at it.

And?

And... (SIGHS)

And... Whoa! It's kinda ripe in here.

Andrews Construction is scheduled

Andrews!

Andrews...

Anonymous buyer?

Another hag.

Any leads on who did that? Or what they were looking for?

Any minute now.

Any new material you wanna try out on a very forgiving audience?

Any other year, you'd be trending number one, for sure.

Any way that you can corroborate it?

Anyone care to second it?

Anyone who'd rather work for Clifford Blossom than you is crazy, Dad.

Anything about the board?

Anything else you wanna ask?

Anything else?

Anything for Alice Cooper's daughters.

Anything he could sell for cash, he was hawking.

Anything we can help with?

Anything. Have you always wanted to be a teacher?

Anyway, by December,

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, it's not a “date” date.

Anyway, it's terrible to say, but part of me

Anyway, my mom sat me down on the edge of my canopy bed

Anyway, we, uh...

Anyway, what's your sob story?

Anyway, when I passed, thanks to Betty,

Anyway, when I passed, thanks to Betty,

Apologize for ruining Polly.

Archibald, do you know, when Cheryl told me

Archibald, to the right people.

Archibald! Come join us before the snow starts again.

Archibald.

Archie Andrews

Archie Andrews is our fox in the henhouse.

Archie Andrews.

Archie is not Jason.

Archie just called. He talked to Polly.

Archie says you're great. Very supportive.

Archie truly is.

Archie,

Archie, as your best friend,

Archie, back off.

Archie, can I talk to you?

Archie, didn't we have a deal?

Archie, going into that bar is a bad idea.

Archie, I'm a Pussycat.

Archie, if you know it's the right thing to do,

Archie, Jughead just told us what happened yesterday.

Archie, sit this one out, you'll thank me later.

Archie, the reason why I came...

Archie, the Serpents are dangerous.

Archie, what are you doing here?

Archie, what are you doing here?

Archie, what if she had something to do

Archie, you don't have to defend me.

ARCHIE: Good shot. Nice.

ARCHIE: I know it's not the drive in,

ARCHIE: Please.

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ARCHIE: So, what was the highlight?

ARCHIE: Val, please.

ARCHIE: What if Ms. Grundy was lying?

ARCHIE: Who are all these people?

Archie!

Archie!

Archie!

Archie? Clock's ticking.

Archie.

Archie.

Archie.

Archie.

Archie.

Archie.

Archie. I can explain, okay?

Archie. Up all hours.

Archie...

Archie's a special kid.

Archie's Efron esque emergence from the chrysalis of puberty?

Archie's here with his dad.

Archiekins.

Are having an affair?

Are the vultures appeased?

Are those for Betty, Mrs. Philips?

Are we 100% sure that Archie's straight?

Are we really breaking into Grundy's car right now?

Are we seriously not gonna talk about what happened between us?

Are you all having a good time?

Are you and Ms. Grundy, like, together,

Are you asking for Betty or for yourself?

Are you doing something with that?

Are you doing this because you still have feelings for Archie, or...

Are you excited? Nervous?

Are you familiar with the works of Truman Capote?

Are you gonna do that on the day?

Are you gonna leave Dad when he gets out of jail?

Are you living mannequins suggesting I had something to do with my brother's death?

Are you negotiating on behalf of your father?

Are you nervous?

Are you proposing a seance or...

Are you really that scared of me?

Are you scared, Jason?

Are you spying on us?

Are you sure he's not just gonna try and make another appointment for me?

Are you sure it was worth sneaking out for some locally sourced Munster?

Are you sure that's a good idea, Betty?

Are you sure you want to do that to your dad?

Are you sure you want to give that up?

Are you sure, Mother?

Are you, maybe, throwing yourself into football as a way to avoid your feelings.

Aren't we?

Arguing?

Arrived at the one place in town that was still open.

As a lead up to our 75th anniversary jubilee,

As a maj thank you for coming

As a possible murder suspect.

As a town, as a company,

As a waitress at Pop's,

As a way to heal, collectively,

As a way to make up for it, I guess.

As always, you're a godsend.

As an excuse to control my life!

As captain of the water polo team?

As for us, we were still talking about the July Fourth tragedy

As honorary chairperson and de facto queen

As horse like.

As hot and as smart as you are,

As in previous years,

As kids, we're afraid of everything.

As long as Hiram's in jail, you'll be dealing with me.

As long as it doesn't upset her.

As long as she's worried about you, Polly, she'll never stop.

As long as you build something beautiful in its place.

As many mornings a week as you can spare, and I swear

As much as I want you to be better than everyone else...

As much as we wanted Jason's killer caught,

As my escort,

As pour moi, Betty, but of course.

As shocking as those three words were,

As the shadows around Riverdale deepened,

As the story that Cheryl told made the rounds.

Ask me a deep, probing question

Ask me a question, Archie.

Ask me anything you want.

Ask me when we're 18 and I'll say yes.

Asking me here, to what? Gloat?

At Blue and Gold

At ease, Doiley.

At everyone.

At going on a date.

At Jason's memorial,