Captain Fantastic (2016) Soundboard Edit

About what was best for all of you

Actually, why don't you take your cousins

Ah!

Although the absurdity of being eulogized

Always take the high road

Amendment 1, Congress shall make no law

And I'm sorry.

And their lobbyists who fund candidates

Are to be flushed down the nearest toilet

Are you coming in?

Are you okay?

Argue counterpoints with Bo and Rell vis à vis Witten and Dirac.

Avoid Marxism.

Ben, some wine? Please.

Bo wants to go to college

But I don't think your father is fit to attend the funeral.

But it's also sort of a trick because it's so wrong

But it's really a gas chamber.

By someone that didn't even know her

Claire McCune,

Class time on Steve. We're going up to the glacier

Combo!

Come on, Rell

Dad, give us the mission.

Dad, Kielyr said interesting!

Daddy.

Dear Mom,

Designed to elicit blind obedience

Do you know what the Bill of Rights is?

Do you mind scooting over, sir?

Does that really work?

Dwelt among men, my example is He

Extreme combo!

Fine

Flawed exit strategy. Everyone went out the same doors

Follow me. We have to be quiet.

Follow through

Has exactly the kind of comedic flourish

Here, Bo, I got that. Go talk to them.

Hey, guys!

Hi, honey

Hi, little bird.

How are the kids doing? They're strong.

How did Rellian break his hand?

How do you still have money?

How to make clothes from animal skins,

How would you characterize

I don't think you have any idea what you're doing to them.

I forgot, sorry.

I found her will

I know I will

I know.

I love you so much.

I mean, who are they to make these decisions?

I want to read something to all of you, so you'll know what I mean

I want you to take whatever you want

I'll probably break down and cry

I'm fine. Good.

In France, and other countries,

In the moonlight on the beach

It's a digestive. It's not crack

It's disturbing. More specific.

It's in five days, in New Mexico, at our church.

It's supposed to connect the mind and the body to fuel your Samadhi.

Jack? God damn it

Just before you called about getting her treatment,

Leslie Abigail Cash.

Leslie and I are their teachers.

Leslie is waiting. Come on

Leslie loved her mother, Abigail,

Let's go!

Let's just go home! Abort the mission!

Let's try that.

Listen

Live each day like it could be your last.

Lolita? I didn't assign that book.

Look, it's a very hard time right now

Mainly the Goldberg Variations,

Man, by his sin, has become separated from God

Me, too.

Mine

Mom wanted to be cremated.

Mom, here's your favorite song.

Mommy's in here.

Most recently in Paris, in the Marais.

Nai. We've never met

Near Victor Hugo's house.

No Esperanto! Please

No one utilized the loading dock area at all

No one will magically appear and save you in the end.

No, Dr. Spock was from Connecticut.

Now, I know you don't own a telephone,

Now.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, oh, oh

Okay, let's go.

Okay, that's it, come on

Okay, well, let's have a discourse

Okay.

Or telling her you're a Trotskyite.

Or that for months you've been lying directly to my face

Or your grandchildren's?

Pol Pot.

Power to the people.

Seriously?

She had a mental illness.

She had to be in a good facility.

She slit her wrists.

Shh.

Sir?

So you're teaching them to steal?

Supported by big business and their totalitarian single party dictators.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet

Thanks for putting on this feast

Thanks.

That Leslie would have cherished

That's ridiculous to you?

The fact that you got into all these fine schools

The World on a String.

There's seven vertebrae in the neck.

They were in shock, they were devastated,

They're shoes

Uncle Noam, it's the day of your birth!

We got time.

We left Boulder when Bo was three.

We're going to go right into the kitchen

We're going to see Leslie. We have to go

We're strong and we're ready. I said no.

Well, for a girl her age, she's unusually strong

What kind of music do you listen to?

What?

What's your last name?

When you get a minute, fix that taillight, okay?

Whoo!

Why can't we go to Mom's funeral? Because of Dad

Why do they have to take showers?

Why won't you respect your daughter's wishes?

Will you be my wife?

With music and dancing.

Yeah, they are. Fat like hippos

You are the worst thing that has ever happened to my family

You know you're supposed to avoid it.

You may

You may open your eyes

You still liking it? Mmm hmm.

You'll have a good night's sleep.

Your mother is dead.

All right, that's enough. I'm not finished

Four. Four

Grandfather abuse! Grandpa down!

Right, Dad? That's right