Edna the Cook TTS Computer AI Voice

Edna is perpetually filthy and hygienically challenged. She will cough, sneeze, spit, and blow cigarette smoke into the food she prepares, believing it adds flavor. Her clothes are grubby from her time in the kitchen, and are rarely washed. Edna is also prone to laughing maniacally. When Jimmy does her a favor, she agrees to spit into Mr. Hattrick's food, and happily offers to do much worse. In Last Minute Shopping, Edna says she has worn the same knickers "since last term".

Despite being the cook, Edna is also considered school authority and will try and bust students who break the rules. Unlike other female authority in the school, Edna will use the same grab and ground technique the Prefects and male authority use to bust students and has the same amount of health that male adult authority figures have. Her favorite pejorative towards the kids is "punks".

Edna isn't popular among most of the kids who attend the school. Most of them find her gross, kids of all the cliques happily try to ruin her date with Dr. Watts, and Troy makes fun of her at Halloween by wearing a mask of her face. Hal, who finds fat women attractive, has a crush on her. According to Sheldon, she has seven children.[1]

Edna has a 'thing' for the 'elderly scientist type.' She regularly comments on how attractive she finds Dr. Watts, and has two missions revolving around it. She more rarely comments on Dr. Slawter.