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Ain't nothing but horseshit
Ain't nothing but horseshit
Ain't there no alternate
Ain't there no alternate
Alright
Alright
Any cock'll do
Any cock'll do
Are you gonna stay with me all day?
Are you gonna stay with me all day?
Bathroom that's unusable (whining)
Bathroom that's unusable (whining)
Be sure to wear your rubbers
Be sure to wear your rubbers
Breakfast dinner it's all the same
Breakfast dinner it's all the same
Buh bye!
Buh bye!
Bun-cha bitches!
Bun-cha bitches!
Buncha shit!
Buncha shit!
Did ya get a good look?
Did ya get a good look?
Did you have your breakfast?
Did you have your breakfast?
Dirty rotten buncha bitches! (rant)
Dirty rotten buncha bitches! (rant)
Do you got your long pants on?
Do you got your long pants on?
Do you know who you are?
Do you know who you are?
Doesn't make any difference who you talk to (rant)
Doesn't make any difference who you talk to (rant)
Don't kick over a horse turd (rant)
Don't kick over a horse turd (rant)
Don't kick over a horse turd while it's hot
Don't kick over a horse turd while it's hot
Don't put your hand over your rear end
Don't put your hand over your rear end
Don't say anything!
Don't say anything!
Don't you believe in making love?
Don't you believe in making love?
Drink beer and chew marijuana (rant)
Drink beer and chew marijuana (rant)
Fart like nanny goats (rant)
Fart like nanny goats (rant)
Figured you'd kinda protect me (rant)
Figured you'd kinda protect me (rant)
Fungoola sputza
Fungoola sputza
Get the hell outta here!
Get the hell outta here!
Get your ass to work!
Get your ass to work!
Go and get me a can of that.. root beer
Go and get me a can of that.. root beer
Go and heat up my brown blanket, will ya?
Go and heat up my brown blanket, will ya?
Go get us some "Fish and More"
Go get us some "Fish and More"
Go lay an egg
Go lay an egg
Go lay down to your pup
Go lay down to your pup
Go out and get me a bowl of popcorn
Go out and get me a bowl of popcorn
Go out and get me a drink of water, will ya?
Go out and get me a drink of water, will ya?
Go out and get me some lemon water
Go out and get me some lemon water
Go out and get me some of that.. cheese popcorn
Go out and get me some of that.. cheese popcorn
Go out and heat up my snake, I'm cold!
Go out and heat up my snake, I'm cold!
Go suck an egg
Go suck an egg
Haunting threat (rant)
Haunting threat (rant)
He thinks he's cute
He thinks he's cute
Hello
Hello
Horseshit!
Horseshit!
How are you?
How are you?
How!
How!
Huh?
Huh?
I can see you lettin' them tear your kitchen out!
I can see you lettin' them tear your kitchen out!
I could have marijuana growing
I could have marijuana growing
I don't care how they did it, I wanna know why!
I don't care how they did it, I wanna know why!
I don't care if you give a shit or not! I do! (whining)
I don't care if you give a shit or not! I do! (whining)
I don't care who likes it (whining)
I don't care who likes it (whining)
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what the hell's the matter with those girls! (rant)
I don't know what the hell's the matter with those girls! (rant)
I feel sick (whining)
I feel sick (whining)
I get sick and tired of gettin' these telephone calls!
I get sick and tired of gettin' these telephone calls!
I hear eeeeeeee!
I hear eeeeeeee!
I hope you wiped your feet!
I hope you wiped your feet!
I just don't like that kind of stuff
I just don't like that kind of stuff
I just wanna kick her in the puss!
I just wanna kick her in the puss!
I love everybody (whining)
I love everybody (whining)
I still didn't hear ya, what was that?
I still didn't hear ya, what was that?
I try to live the best that I can live (whining)
I try to live the best that I can live (whining)
I want you to dial this number
I want you to dial this number
I was commencing to think you went to China!
I was commencing to think you went to China!
I'll be in the dark (rant)
I'll be in the dark (rant)
I'll just go out and sit under a tree (whining)
I'll just go out and sit under a tree (whining)
I'm fixin to unleash a wrath on you
I'm fixin to unleash a wrath on you
I'm gonna get my pussy pierced
I'm gonna get my pussy pierced
I'm in quite a fix
I'm in quite a fix
I'm tellin' you
I'm tellin' you
I'm their mother and they aught'nt to talk to me that way (whining)
I'm their mother and they aught'nt to talk to me that way (whining)
If you run with the wolves (rant)
If you run with the wolves (rant)
If you say anything (rant)
If you say anything (rant)
If you think you got it bad now (rant)
If you think you got it bad now (rant)
If you're hungry enough (rant)
If you're hungry enough (rant)
Is that ol' Weiner?
Is that ol' Weiner?
Is that you?
Is that you?
It doesn't bother this old roadhog
It doesn't bother this old roadhog
It looks like shit again't a barn door!
It looks like shit again't a barn door!
It was some bitch (rant)
It was some bitch (rant)
It's best to leave well alone
It's best to leave well alone
It's colder than a witch's tit
It's colder than a witch's tit
It's enough to make ya gag
It's enough to make ya gag
Just a buncha bitches and whoremasters! (rant)
Just a buncha bitches and whoremasters! (rant)
Just a crock of shit!
Just a crock of shit!
Just give it to God and He'll take care of it
Just give it to God and He'll take care of it
Just put bags over my tits
Just put bags over my tits
Keep your mouth shut!
Keep your mouth shut!
Keep your tongue in your mouth
Keep your tongue in your mouth
Kinda makes ya sick in the rectum (laugh)
Kinda makes ya sick in the rectum (laugh)
Kiss my ass and bark up my hole
Kiss my ass and bark up my hole
Kiss my foot
Kiss my foot
Kiss my rosette
Kiss my rosette
Laugh 1
Laugh 1
Laugh 2
Laugh 2
Laugh 3
Laugh 3
Laugh 4
Laugh 4
Laugh 5
Laugh 5
Life sucks and then you die!
Life sucks and then you die!
Like a wine cask without a bunghole
Like a wine cask without a bunghole
Look at her tits hanging out
Look at her tits hanging out
Look before you leap!
Look before you leap!
Looks as though hair is made of straw
Looks as though hair is made of straw
Looks like Hitler's moustache
Looks like Hitler's moustache
Make sure you bundle up
Make sure you bundle up
Maybe if I took some of that marijuana (rant)
Maybe if I took some of that marijuana (rant)
Mom's the word!
Mom's the word!
My God!
My God!
Never seen anything like it
Never seen anything like it
No
No
No way, no way
No way, no way
Nothin' but a buncha bitches (whining)
Nothin' but a buncha bitches (whining)
Nothing but a bunch of hogs
Nothing but a bunch of hogs
Nothing but a dog's breakfast
Nothing but a dog's breakfast
Nothing but ass wipers
Nothing but ass wipers
Nothing but mongrels
Nothing but mongrels
Nothing but ornery
Nothing but ornery
Nothing but sluts and mongrels, I'm tellin' you!
Nothing but sluts and mongrels, I'm tellin' you!
Nothing but trash!
Nothing but trash!
Now I'm telling you that
Now I'm telling you that
Now who would be here this time of the night?
Now who would be here this time of the night?
Now you just stick with me (rant)
Now you just stick with me (rant)
Oh skitter shit!
Oh skitter shit!
Ol' Islamics
Ol' Islamics
Ornery bastards and bitches! (rant)
Ornery bastards and bitches! (rant)
Probably some shriveled up old thing (penis rant)
Probably some shriveled up old thing (penis rant)
Quit calling here or else (rant)
Quit calling here or else (rant)
Serves you right
Serves you right
Set that son of a bitch up to 74! I'm cold!
Set that son of a bitch up to 74! I'm cold!
She broke my toilet (rant)
She broke my toilet (rant)
She said there were two girls here today (rant)
She said there were two girls here today (rant)
She tried to choke me
She tried to choke me
She wanted me to exercise! (rant)
She wanted me to exercise! (rant)
She'll probably go home and suck tongues
She'll probably go home and suck tongues
She's a simple bitch
She's a simple bitch
She's got sindrone
She's got sindrone
She's not no spring chicken!
She's not no spring chicken!
Some basic bitch (rant)
Some basic bitch (rant)
Sounds like shit again't a barn door! (laugh)
Sounds like shit again't a barn door! (laugh)
Stop it, you bitch!
Stop it, you bitch!
Strange sound
Strange sound
Take your drugs and your alcohol (rant)
Take your drugs and your alcohol (rant)
Tastes like medicine
Tastes like medicine
That big cow was here today (rant)
That big cow was here today (rant)
That dirty bitch that called here (rant)
That dirty bitch that called here (rant)
That puke!
That puke!
That's good
That's good
That's not O'Riley
That's not O'Riley
That's the reason the cemetery is full (whining)
That's the reason the cemetery is full (whining)
That's the way the weenie wiggles
That's the way the weenie wiggles
There's a lot of things (rant)
There's a lot of things (rant)
There's another bitch (rant)
There's another bitch (rant)
They ain't allowed to do that!
They ain't allowed to do that!
They did all that (rant)
They did all that (rant)
They shoulda known to tell me first
They shoulda known to tell me first
They'll have their day
They'll have their day
They're just a bunch
They're just a bunch
They're just a buncha grinnin' chessie cats
They're just a buncha grinnin' chessie cats
They're just hussies!
They're just hussies!
They're just simpletons
They're just simpletons
They're nothing but a bunch of yayhoos
They're nothing but a bunch of yayhoos
They're nuttier than fruitcakes!
They're nuttier than fruitcakes!
This too shall pass
This too shall pass
Those buncha bastards that come on TV makes ya sick!
Those buncha bastards that come on TV makes ya sick!
Those cats I'll tell ya (rant)
Those cats I'll tell ya (rant)
Those cocksucking people
Those cocksucking people
Those girls oughta know not to shoot their mouth off at me!
Those girls oughta know not to shoot their mouth off at me!
Tit for tat
Tit for tat
Tough shit
Tough shit
Turn the light on so you can see
Turn the light on so you can see
Uka ducka fucka (laugh)
Uka ducka fucka (laugh)
We had it here!
We had it here!
We'll all suffer in silence
We'll all suffer in silence
Well get the hell out if you don't like it
Well get the hell out if you don't like it
Well yeah!
Well yeah!
What am I to do?
What am I to do?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What goes around comes around
What goes around comes around
What in the fucken hell's going on here
What in the fucken hell's going on here
What is that?! Get that outta here
What is that?! Get that outta here
What pisses me off (rant)
What pisses me off (rant)
What was that?
What was that?
What would you do with it (penis rant)
What would you do with it (penis rant)
What?
What?
What'd ya say?
What'd ya say?
What's this?
What's this?
When the cat's away the mice will play
When the cat's away the mice will play
When was it?
When was it?
When?
When?
Where did this come from?
Where did this come from?
Where do you even get it?
Where do you even get it?
Where were you?!
Where were you?!
Where?
Where?
Where's Christmas
Where's Christmas
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who is responsible for this?
Who is responsible for this?
Who is this?!
Who is this?!
Who orchestrated this anyhow?
Who orchestrated this anyhow?
Who was it is what I'd like to know! (whining)
Who was it is what I'd like to know! (whining)
Who?
Who?
Who's barking?
Who's barking?
Why didn't they hit me up for that?!
Why didn't they hit me up for that?!
Why?
Why?
Yes
Yes
You better believe it
You better believe it
You boys should be here all day, not just an hour
You boys should be here all day, not just an hour
You bunch of two faced clucks
You bunch of two faced clucks
You don't have a pot to piss in (rant)
You don't have a pot to piss in (rant)
You just stay put! (rant)
You just stay put! (rant)
You know what she said to me? (rant)
You know what she said to me? (rant)
You're damn right!
You're damn right!
You're going home to suck tit
You're going home to suck tit
You're gonna to see The Monkeys (rant)
You're gonna to see The Monkeys (rant)
You're just gonna lay with that old man
You're just gonna lay with that old man
You're kidding!
You're kidding!
You're nothing but a cheese puff
You're nothing but a cheese puff
You've got no right to do that!
You've got no right to do that!
Your sins will follow you (rant)
Your sins will follow you (rant)