SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - Season 2 Edit

A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering... with pay.

A crabby patty with cheese.

A time of fun and frolic for most...

A trip to the moon?

Aah, ooh!

Aah!

Aah!

Accepting all these gifts.

Accepting all these gifts.

Actually, a walk in the park sounds perfect.

Actually, there's something I'd like to say, too, Mr. Krabs.

Ah...

Ah... ( snoring )

Aha!

Aha!

Aha! I caught you, Sponge...

Ahh!

All by his lonesome...

All right! Goodbye.

Almost ready.

And buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need

And don't let me spend any money.

And here I am,

And here's a box of chocolates.

And I never will be, so quit checking up on me!

And I've finally caught him messing up. ( laughs )

And if things don't seem right, come back.

And no matter how much I ask you

And then I'll say

And then you were in my bathtub, and I...

And then you... swam... down the drain...

And when you do, I'll be there.

And you... and I...

And... beat me to the Krusty Krab.

Are we going to the park soon?

Are you finished with those errands yet?

Aren't you supposed to be saving me money?

As your financial advisor, l suggest...

At the cash register.

At the you know what doing I don't care.

Aw, she's married.

Aw...

Aye aye, Mr. Tentacles.

Aye.

Besides, I ain't properly dressed.

Bob...

Boss like errands to run.

Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge.

Branch.

Bursting through the front door

But he left his post. ( laughs )

But I haven't...

But lad, this time's different.

But not for this poor slob.

But wait, if I'm running the register and the grill

But you didn't need to buy one.

But you keep telling me to buy things for Mrs. Puff.

But you said...

But you said... SpongeBob, you can't call

But you will.

But...

But... Today!

Buy, buy, buy.

Calm down.

Caricatures.

Check

Check.

Cheer up, Mr. Krabs.

Cheer up?

Clear the way!

Come on, Mr. Krabs.

Come on.

Could you give me change for a quarter?

Didn't need to buy one!

Dinner? Dancing?

Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer

Do you want four quarters

Do you want to know what I think?

Do you want to take me on a date?

Doesn't matter?

Don't cry, Mr. Krabs.

Don't let me lose her.

Don't move.

Don't tell me!

Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.

Eight?!

Errands, errands, errands...

Errands, errands...

Excuse me

Flowers, boy! Go get flowers!

Flowers!

Foot rubs between courses.

For poor little SpongeBob

For you, Mrs. Puff.

Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!

Forty nine, oh...

From this moment on

Get away, barbarian!

Get plenty of rest

Get well soon.

Giant rusty anchor?

Go buy a hat!

Good boy!

Good job, that.

Good luck with you know who.

Goodness!

Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker.

Grab me captain's quarters and heave!

Ha... here's the rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get.

Have you finished

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished those errands?

Have you finished...?

He makes me proud to wear these hats.

He wants to take you...

He'll be right back.

He'll probably just stand there bored. ( chuckles )

He's headed back to the Krusty Krab!

He's our personal assistant for the day.

He's probably just standing at the register

He's spying on me to see if I'm really doing errands. ( laughs )

Help! Somebody, help us.

Here you go!

Here's that washing machine you wanted.

Here's those chocolates I bought for you.

Hey, I know!

Hey, Patrick!

Hey, put some clothes on!

Hey, SpongeBob

Hey, SpongeBob!

Hey, Squidward, you know what?

Hi, Mrs. Puff.

Hi, Squidward.

Hi, Squidward. All done with those errands?

Hit the brakes, SpongeBob.

Hit you with a rake.

Hmm, perhaps another time would be...

Hmm?

Hmm...

Hmm... guess I do feel kind of bad

Hmm... Phew.

How are those errands going?

How can I cheer up...

How can you spend $100,000 in one night?

How to make change! Oh...!

Hurry, boy, get the flowers!

Hurry, hurry!

I am finished with those errands.

I am wasting valuable relaxing time, that's what I'm doing!

I bought the biggest box they had.

I can think of ten good reasons

I can't find me giant rusty anchor!

I caught you now!

I couldn't control myself!

I couldn't help but spend every cent I had on her!

I didn't expect to see you here.

I didn't know SpongeBob had such a colorful vocabulary.

I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.

I don't know, boy.

I don't like your tone.

I don't think I could eat another bite.

I don't understand, Mr. Krabs.

I don't understand.

I forgot to tell him

I got it, boy.

I got the flowers you wanted.

I got you now!

I guess I want to take my place back

I have a hat in the closet.

I just remembered

I know what you're up to.

I know you're in here.

I mean

I needed change for this dollar.

I really do.

I say, you have a way with words, Mr. Krabs.

I see her, Mr. Krabs.

I still got it.

I think Mr. Krabs is saying

I thought I heard SpongeBob's voice.

I want you to buy Mrs. Puff...

I was just testing it.

I will destroy the Krusty Krab!

I wish there was some way l could help.

I won't ask you to buy anything for Mrs. Puff.

I work here, Mrs. Puff.

I'd rather go dutch.

I'd rather go dutch.

I'll be there!

I'll beat him there!

I'll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab

I'll shade you.

I'll take care of you.

I'm a lonely old crustacean

I'm afraid I just don't feel comfortable

I'm always ready when it comes to dating, lad.

I'm begging you.

I'm caught in the middle of me two great loves..

I'm making a sailor's promise, boy.

I'm not even going to think about you know who

I'm not thinking clearly.

I'm putting you in charge

I'm putting you in charge of me money.

I'm sure you are.

I'm the boss, I deserve this.

I'm too nervous!

I'm trying, Mr. Krabs

I'm very busy.

I've got another date tomorrow.

I've got some very important

I've got you now, SpongeBob!

If I let this get to me again

If you don't mind.

If you're loose with other people's money.

Imported music

In all the seven seas could matter more.

Is that all you can think about?

Is that true, Mr. Krabs?

Is to give you a promotion.

It doesn't matter.

It's a beautiful day.

It's all really confusing.

It's almost like we could have taken the whole day off!

It's just a penny, sir.

It's me, my beautiful bell buoy!

It's me, you dunce!

It's money

It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soap.

It's money that makes the world go round, boy.

It's money that paid for all them renovations we did.

It's SpongeBob.

It's stuck!

Just a little joke.

Just a minute.

Just a minute.

Just do your jobs!

Just gonna... relax.

Just say hello.

L can't believe this is really happening.

L have to call my insurance agent.

L mean, really, what are the odds?

L will not go back to that restaurant!

L will ring the bell when there's an order.

L'll just need to get a sun hat and...

Lad, I can't help it

Let Squid's day off... begin.

Lilac!

Look at yourself.

Look, we forgot to switch the "Closed" sign to "Open."

Lucky hanky?

May I help you, sir?

Maybe you haven't

Me arms...!

Me dime!

Me, too.

Messed up yet

Mr. Krabs, don't.

Mr. Krabs, the budget doesn't allow for...

Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs...

Mr. Krabs' wallet.

Mrs. Puff needs a sun hat, SpongeBob.

Mrs. Puff needs this.

Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you

Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to Mr...

MRS. PUFF: ♪ Here I come! ♪

MRS. PUFF: Oh, Mr. Krabs!

Mrs. Puff?

Mrs. Puff.

Mrs. Puff.

Must... re... lax!

My babies!

My day off, no worries, just relaxation.

My first official act as new manager

NARRATOR:

NARRATOR: Ah, beautiful springtime.

Nice clean money... soiled!

No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind

No problem!

No, I am not finished with those errands

No, I am not.

No, no, Mr. Krabs.

No, no, no, don't cry, little ones.

No, no, no, I'm I'm too old, boy.

No, wait.

No!

No!

No... oof!

No...!

Nope.

Not a penny.

Not even that...

Not that fine!

Not the sandwich, boy.

Nothing's too good for you, my prickly peach.

Now give me a dollar.

Now remember, we keep it cheap by going to the park.

Now, repeat after me.

Of course, my beautiful Puff.

Of things around here while I'm gone.

Oh, Eugene!

Oh, flowers.

Oh, hi, Squidward!

Oh, how thoughtful!

Oh, I doubt that, my little shrimp boat.

Oh, I think she...

Oh, I'm sorry, SpongeBob

Oh, my mistake, sir.

Oh, my mistake, sir.

Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.

Oh, no, not again!

Oh, no.

Oh, nothing

Oh, oh, it will pass.

Oh, SpongeBob

Oh, SpongeBob

Oh, well... thank you

Oh, what a beautiful day.

Oh, what am I doing?

Oh, what I wouldn't give

Oh, what I'm trying to tell you, Mr. Krabs is...

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh! No one ever comes in on Sunday.

Oh! Really?

Oh! Why can't Mr. Krabs just let us go home?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...!

Oh...!

Okay, I'm going to get it, see?

Okay, Mr. Krabs.

Okay, SpongeBob, let's get down to business.

Okay, you're on your own.

Okay.

On a classy lady like Mrs. Puff empty handed.

On a date!

One hundred dollars!

One Krabby Patty coming up!

One shady hat.

Ooh!

Ooh...! ( bell dings )

Or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickels and ten pennies

Or ten dimes, or 20 nickels, or 100 pennies

Or the toilet in my bathroom!

Or, if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are...

Papa clean you up.

Perhaps there is, boy.

Please, lad?

Psst! Mr. Krabs, say hello.

Psst! Mr. Krabs...

Puffily poo, your chariot awaits!

Puffily poo, your chariot awaits!

Puffy needs a new pair of shoes.

Relax, Mr. Krabs.

See you later.

See? You just did it again!

She doesn't like to talk about it.

She needs fine jewelry!

She's single.

So you can say, "Aye, SpongeBob."

Spend, spend, spend.

Sponge...

SpongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire?

SpongeBob, bored. ( chuckles )

SpongeBob, hurry!

SpongeBob, I'm glad I caught you.

SpongeBob, I'm sorry.

SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff needs a new fur coat!

SpongeBob, no, wait!

SpongeBob, stop ringing this bell.

SpongeBob, where's the chocolates?

SpongeBob, you can't..

SPONGEBOB: Breath spray?

SPONGEBOB: Hey!

SPONGEBOB: Mrs. Krabs...

SPONGEBOB: Ready for your date, Mr. Krabs?

SpongeBob!

SpongeBob!

SpongeBob!

SpongeBob!

SpongeBob!

SpongeBob!

SpongeBob!

Squidward, who's going to work the grill?

Squidward!

Squidward...

Stop worrying so much.

Sweet Mrs. Puff and the rest of me money.

Take care, hurry back.

Takes more muscles to frown than to smile.

Thank you for pointing that out.

Thanks, Doc.

Thanks!

That he'd like to...

That keeps your pants square.

That sounds like me money dropping.

That's a penny short!

That's funny.

That's it!

That's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff.

The cash register...

The cash register...?

The classic.

The coral was cooked to perfection.

The curvy cutie holding the sandwich.

The register?

The sun is beating down on poor Mrs. Puff's head.

The truth will be revealed!

Then what happened to Mr. Puff?

Then you might want to put these on.

Then you want me to run back here

Then you'll say

Then you're going to make them!

There hasn't been one all day and there isn't going to be any!

There won't be any customers today anyway.

There! Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself!

There's got to be another way!

There's no customers!

There's not time for suggestions.

This dinner has been so wonderful!

This is great.

This is my fault.

This is the best day of my life.

This is your bill.

Those errands?

To go along with that?

To have a lass like that on me claw.

To my boss, Mr. Krabs.

To never let go of a dime, boy.

To teach me how to use...

Today I start living!

Too hard shelled for love.

Trapped in a prison of high cholesterol.

Try to guess your weight.

Uh, anchor. Anchor?

Uh, does that mean you're...?

Uh, sir, your fancy pantsy limousine is here.

Uh!

Uh... getting kind of bored.

Uh... hello.

Uh... you did.

Up to that yellow headache, SpongeBob, and he'll say...

Wait till Mr. Krabs finds out you're a... toilet.

Wait, Mrs. Puff.

Wait!

Wait. He's trying to tell you something.

Wait...

Want to meet my boss?

Watch the tree!

We ain't talking about this... or this.

We didn't need to buy a hat.

We had an agreement, boy.

We're just going for a walk in the park, remember?

We're not driving.

We're talking about this!"

We're talking about this.

Well, I'm not...

Well, Mr. Krabs

Well, Squidward, you've really outdone yourself this time.

Well, this can't possibly be correct.

Well, wish me luck, lad.

Well!

Well...

Well...

What are we doing today, Mrs. Puff?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What do I say?

What do you say?

What have you done?

What the...?

What was that?

What?

What?!

What's going on out here?!

What's that smell?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's that? I got the flowers for Mrs. Puff.

What's wrong, Mr. Krabs?

When you're spending all me hard earned cash?!

Who is it?

Who's found love.

Who's that?

Whoa ho, right on, Squidward!

Why don't I take you over and introduce you?

With that stupid grin on his face.

Without chocolates.

Wonderful!

Wow!

Yes, SpongeBob.

You ain't supposed to spend any of me money.

You are... it's part of the promotion I mentioned earlier.

You can count on me, sir!

You come with me on the date

You didn't think I knew

You don't give me any of me money.

You forgot

You get to run the cash register.

You got to help me, SpongeBob!

You hear that, boy?

You look great. ( fly buzzing )

You push the button and put the money inside.

You wait here while I go break the ice

You want me to run down to the store

You were a stick outside my window! Ha!

You will not go back to the Krusty Krab.

You will...

You'll be wearing two hats now.

You'll do fine.

You'll never have to walk again, my little lobster bib.

You're a very sweet man, Mr. Krabs.

You're as beautiful as ever

You're breaking me, boy!

You're going to take the orders

You're in our thoughts.

You're losing it, Squidward.

You're losing your bluish glow.

You're spending all me money!

You're spending all me money."

You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs.

You've got to let go of the dime.

Your bill, sir.

...scrumptious, curvy cutie.

"But Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you said!"

"We're not talking about this or this.

( bell dings )

( bell dings )

( bell dings )

( both grunting )

( breathing heavily )

( breathing heavily )

( clanging and grunting )

( clattering )

( clink )

( cries )

( crying )

( crying )

( crying )

( dings )

( gasping )

( gasping )

( gasps )

( gibbering )

( giggles )

( giggling )

( giggling )

( groaning ): Oh!

( groans )

( groans )

( grunting )

( grunts )

( higher pitched ): I'm sure you are.

( laughing )

( laughing wildly )

( laughing wildly )

( laughing wildly )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( loud kiss )

( muttering )

( muttering )

( muttering )

( normal voice ): How's that?

( panting )

( panting )

( panting )

( panting )

( panting )

( panting )

( panting )

( panting )

( panting )

( playing lounge music )

( puffing )

( quivering )

( repeating ): SpongeBob! SpongeBob...

( scratches like SpongeBob laughing )

( screaming )

( screaming )

( screaming ) Ahh!

( screaming ): Ahh!

( shouting ): No!

( sighing )

( sighs )

( sighs ): Aye.

( sighs ): Aye.

( siren wailing )

( sniffing )

( speaking gibberish )

( speaking gibberish )

( speaking gibberish )

( speaking gibberish )

( speaking gibberish )

( speaking gibberish )

( SpongeBob laughing )

( SpongeBob laughing )

( SpongeBob screaming in gibberish )

( strangled groan )

( thinking ): Everything will be fine.

( whispering ): SpongeBob, you can't go to Mrs. Puff's house

( whistles )

♪ Da da dee ♪

♪ Da da dee doo ♪

♪ Da day dee da ♪

♪ Dee doh... ♪

♪ Stitch one, pearl two ♪