Putlocker Cheers (1982) - Season 1 Edit

A guy in the back room tonight asked me

A little hung over, are we?

A whole quarter. l'm gonna name the Ferrari after you.

About five years ago...

Alright, locking it up. Who needs a ride home?

And her children are truly wonderful, too.

And it goes right to your head.

And l know that l take things a little too seriously at times.

And make sure the lights over the bar are out.

And Sam and Carla have only known each other five years?

And she deliberately duped me into believing

And then we use...

Anyway, this one time he was too tanked to drive home.

Aye, aye, captain.

Be quiet!

But l understand that Gino is an extraordinarily fine young man.

But thank you, Sam. Truly.

But thank you.

But you bore the child, you're raising the child.

But you bore the child, you're raising the child.

Carla

Carla, l don't believe this.

Carla, l swear, l'll keep my mouth shut. l swear.

Carla, l... l just wanna hug you right now.

Carla, my gumba.

Carla, my gumba.

Carla, you made her an Open Grave.

Carla's youngest kid, Gino, is seven and a half.

Coach,

Coach, Sam just called Carla ''an employee''.

Come on, who needs a ride home?

Come on. What could happen?

Delicious.

Diane, she's my employee.

Did you straighten things out?

Do it.

Doesn't sound crazy to me. lt might do me good right now.

Don't drink so much.

Don't get your hopes up, Sam. l just mixed her a drink.

Don't get your hopes up, Sam. l just mixed her a drink.

Down by the docks, maybe

Drop me off at Kenmore Square.

Easy give and take between two working gals.

Evenings like that come seldom in a lifetime.

Fine. When?

For getting Carla and l together at last.

Gino?

Gino?

Give it another 1 5 minutes, you'll be French kissing the sump pump.

Good evening.

Good God.

Goodnight now.

Goodnight.

Got you.

He's a beast.

He's... who he is.

Hello, my friend, my dearest confidante.

Hello. My name is Carla. l'll be your slave for the evening.

Hey, come on, Diane, Carla, you go at each other every night.

Hey, Sis, how's my buddy feeling today?

Hi, Diane. How are you?

Hi. Sorry l'm back, l forgot my bubblegum.

Holy mackerel! This is gonna break Sam's heart when he hears this.

How about l take your hair and scour the sink with it?

How dare he chastise her? She can barely sc**** out a living.

How is poor little Gino?

How much suffering does she have to do?

How's your rotten, lying little mouth?

However,

If l wanted to play something called The Shepherdess And The Hun.

In a room filled with glass and alcohol. Silly.

Just having a little late night fun.

Keep the glasses moving so the fumes don't burn a hole in the ceiling.

L barely know you.

L came right in.

L can catch a cab to take me back here to my car.

L can't keep anything from you.

L decided to have some fun with her.

L didn't mean to call you pencil neck, gozzlehead.

L don't know what that means but l heard slob in there.

L don't know what we're talking for.

L dunno. l was getting a buzz on feeling loose.

L feel kinda close to you, too.

L guess l need to be reminded of that.

L guess we're all sober enough to drive ourselves tonight.

L hate to see that kind of thing between women.

L have no life insurance. Just this place.

L helped him upstairs....

L knew it. l knew you'd tell.

L knew you couldn't keep it. You hold your secrets like your booze.

L know l can be a real pain sometimes.

L know that sounds crazy...

L know what you mean, Coach. Women fighting is very unladylike.

L like somebody who knows when she's had enough.

L mean, he's always helped out with the kid.

L only do it for special occasions.

L reached out to her

L reached out to this little twerp.

L shaved my tongue.

L think Sammy can handle that one, huh, Coach?

L think we've got your favourite. Château Guam.

L told her we fooled around once and Gino was the result.

L told the biggest lie l could think of and she started to sing.

L want a drink.

L was thinking more along the lines of your homes or a coffee shop.

L'll get back to you.

L'm a people person. l can be there for you, l wanna be there for you.

L'm gonna think about personnel changes.

L'm proud of you, l really am, for holding your own with Carla.

L'm sorry.

L'm talking a drink. l'll make it.

L'm tired of your teeth and all the vermicelli in between.

L've got things,

L've got to get home to the little lady.

L've never blamed him for anything.

L've never driven straight home. l wouldn't know how to do it.

Last night, out of the goodness of my heart,

Laughs aplenty tonight.

Lighten up. You wanna be my friend?

Lights over the bar. Right. Goodnight.

Listen, l mean it. Do something about this, or l'm gonna...

Listen, l want you two to shake hands.

Listen, pencil neck, you're starting to get on my nerves.

Listen. l want you to sit down and settle this, or else.

Ln my office.

Look, Whitey, l'm sorry.

Look. You expect me to l leave the two of you here without a referee?

Looks like you get to go straight home for a change.

Ls that a Brillo shot?

Lt doesn't take a genius to notice.

Lt wasn't her fault. She was deliberately snubbed.

Lt's as much my fault as his.

Maybe check the thermostat.

Maybe l do, but...

Maybe we can go to a movie one night.

Me neither, you're gonna die.

My Uncle Joe stumbled across it when he was making a car bomb

Name calling. The last refuge of the monosyllabic.

Nice touch.

Nine months later, Gino was born.

No kidding. How did Carla take it?

No one in my family lives past 43.

No regrets.

No, Carla, Sam's... Carla.

No, Carla, Sam's... Carla.

No, l won't do it. l won't give her the satisfaction.

No, seriously. We're connecting, l'm certain of it.

No, there's more. We both share the same job.

No.

No.

No. l was in the other room, minding my own business.

No. l was still there.

No. Sam's been really good about it.

Nothing.

Now is the time. This is the place.

Now, somebody, please, tell me what's going on.

Of course, l'm not as good at it as you are.

Of course, laugh at the fool. Laugh at my expense.

Oh, my God, Carla, you killed her.

OK, let's chat.

OK, let's sit down, relax and open the lines of communication.

On my good behaviour.

One for good luck.

One of Carla's kids is Sam's kid?

One thing in particular,

One thing led to another.

Only if it offends you.

People

People who need people

Please don't call me pencil neck. l am not a pencil neck.

Please, benefit from my depth.

Right through me, in fact.

Right, but who would ever figure that Gino was Sam's kid?

Sam and l are the only ones that know, understand?

Sam did this?

Sam knows Carla five years, right?

Sam, could l ask a little off the cuff question?

Sam, it's something l told Diane.

Sam.

Sam. We'll lock up, don't worry about it.

Sam's making good sense.

Sam's making good sense.

She can play me for the fool, but she will not tarnish my dignity.

She deliberately lied.

She got sickening,

She lied.

She really is a wonderful woman, isn't she?

She swore she would never tell another living soul.

She'll tell you tomorrow.

She's just waiting for me to break her confidence.

She's out cold. This is irresponsible.

She's raising four children, not to mention one of them is Sam's...

Snicker, snicker.

So every night was an excuse for a big bash.

So l took him.

Sure.

Tell me.

Telling me that story was reprehensible.

Thank God. What is it?

Thank you.

That l've been carrying around inside of me for a long time.

That weasel.

That you were the father of one of her children.

That's it. lt works out.

That's nuts. What's there to talk about?

That's the Open Grave.

The big guy was still on the sauce

There are moments when l wanna spill my guts, know what l mean?

This is fun, isn't it?

This is none of your business. Stay out of it.

This is none of your concern.

This stuff. Great.

To me, it's kind of a picker upper.

Trying on your lingerie.

Two women left alone, who hate each other,

Unchecked rage is like a festering wound.

Unless, of course, they're wallowing around in mudpits.

Wait a minute.

We both did.

We call it Leap lnto An Open Grave.

We need to sit down together and talk this out.

We'll do it.

We'll do that, yes. Thank you, goodnight and goodbye.

We're both women.

We're different people. We'll never get along.

We're getting scouts in here from the roller derby.

We're getting scouts in here from the roller derby.

We're going out for a pizza. lt gets me back here about ten o'clock.

Well, Carla, thank you. l'm honoured.

Well, Carla, you brought it up. You obviously want to get it out.

Well, l know you'll think it's crazy, but l bang my head on the bar.

Well, l'll always be there for you.

Well, OK.

Well, we...

Well,...

What choice do we have, Sam? We don't like each other.

What did you tell her?

What do you do when you are so furious you have to do something?

What do you think you're doing?

Which one's he?

Which part did he want you to play?

Who put my pyjamas on?

Who took me home last night? You or Carla?

Why do l get the feeling that we're jerking our chain, here?

With all my heart, mind and soul.

Wonderful. Let's have a bottle of wine.

Wonderful. OK.

Yeah, if you like chainsaws with feet.

Yeah. And she leaped right in.

Yeah. People need people

Yeah. She's alright.

Yeah. You know, it was great.

Yes.

Yes. Thank you.

You could knock me over with a feather, but he is.

You don't remember?

You had to tell somebody our secret to find out.

You know, Carla, l particularly admire the way you handle passes.

You know, l know something to stop hangovers.

You know, l think we're coming together.

You know,... Thank you.

You mean that Gino's not Sam's kid?

You mean watching?

You plucky little soldier, you.

You should have seen her face. Her chin was in her lap.

You sound like a lady who is getting tired of her teeth.

You think he's funny looking. You wanna see what makes Gino laugh?

You thought that she and l...?

You told her that you and...?

You wanna get along? Let your hair down.

You would do that for me? You'd listen to me?

You're alright.

You're gonna like this.

You're kidding, right? Carla?

You're kidding.

You're really getting into the spirit of this thing.

You're slipping, sweetheart.

You're welcome.

Your Gino?

Afternoon, everybody. Norm.

Big plans, huh? The biggest.

Can we use this table? Oh, you mean here? No.

Carla did. You'd already left by that time?

Carla, right now. Sam.

Gino is seven and a half years old? Yeah.

Gino? Sam's son.

His real dad. Let me see.

How about you? l feel fine.

How are you, Carla? Fine, thanks.

How's it going? Daddy's rich, Mamma's good lookin'!

l tried to slow her down. l'm gonna take her home.

lt's my tenth wedding anniversary. Congratulations.

Me? Yes. She referred to it as a joke.

My office now. lt's a whole dollar below insult.

No, don't. Stop that, please. You feel better?

No. l didn't say that. Let me figure this out, now.

Now look here, miss... No, you look...

OK, Coach. You can take me. What a prince.

Sam, where's my bourbon and ginger? Coming right up.

Show her a picture of Gino. Yeah, OK.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks, l owe you one. Any time.

That's beside the point. lt isn't.

This was your idea. Bye. Alright. Check the locks twice, OK?

We're not totally different. Name one similarity.

What do you think he's gonna do? Nothing. Bawl her out a little.

What's the drink? A family recipe.

Why did you do that? She brings out the devil in me.

Will you get her things for me? Sure.

Yeah? Yeah.

You're staring at me. Oh, was l?

..l got up this morning, washed my face.

..Sam threw a party here.

..to his bedroom.

''One thing led to another, and then Gino was born.''