Smiling Friends (2020) - Season 1 Edit

A big old smile on your face.

A bit too much of mr. Frog.

A creature of the forest is in trouble

A few months ago.

A forest folk named mip,

A mentally ill man like myself.

A noble critter who loved to live, laugh and love.

Aaah!

Aaahh!

Aah!

Aah! Oh, my god, alan, I'm so sorry.

Aah! Okay. Oh, sorry.

About that rickety bridge again?

About the new healthy menu.

About, like, moving on or something?

About, like, the whole ordeal of, like,

After all, I do believe in destiny

After this date, I'm sure shrimpina will realize

After today, I'm going to start eating healthy.

After you tell me what you two were doing

Again. Go.

Aghhhhh!

Ah, it's just part of the charm, man.

Ah, Mip has but one quest

Ah, no, no, no, no! No!

Ah, sorry, unfortunately, as of today,

Ah, that one?

Ah, what the...

Ah, yes, but think about how much time and energy

Ah, yes, well, funny you say.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! [ panting ]

Ah! What a beautiful morning.

Ah. Well, well, well

Ahh, salty must have some kind of cream or ointment

Ahh! Ahh!

Ahh. [ smacks lips ]

Alan, are you affected by whatever

Alan: Mr. Boss?

Alan? Glep?

All right, first off, just number one,

All right, guys

All right, guys. Things are looking pretty bleak.

All right, look, I see what's going on.

All right, now do it the way I told you to do it

All right, now that we've got you out of the house,

All right. 153 meep boulevard

All right. Uh, see those woods over there?

All the puerto ricans on the planet.

All this shit around all day.

All those filthy [long bleep].

All we have to do is rehabilitate his image.

All your favorite fast food restaurants

All: Aw!

All: Aww.

Alright, charlie, you all done here?

Alright, dude. That was not even fantasy.

Alright, I don't think we're gonna get any more surprises,

Alright, I guess that settles it.

Alright, I'm not screwing around here.

Alright, ketchup.

Alright, next time I'm picking the food

Alright, rex. Next up,

Alright, see, like right there. That's a good example.

Alright, so we have mustard, salt, pepper, crazy cup,

Alright, somehow, no drugs was worse than drugs.

Alright, that didn't go as well as it could have.

Alright, that's a bombshell.

Alright. Alright, you've worn me down.

Alright. Deal.

Alright. Here I go.

Alright. I had to be sure. That seals the deal

Alright. Noted.

Alright. Pim, do you want to chop it down?

Alright. Rewind it.

Alright. You got me.

Also, dude, that's a weird thing to bring up specifically,

Also, I really hate to be the one

Although I am rolling out some new and improved menu items!

And which is which is why it's been

And are even considering auditions

And be a zombie or something?

And be attractive to chicks is to get in shape

And be aware of your foot placement,

And become an alpha male like me.

And broke every record in television history,

And christianity was right all along.

And do a little peanut jig.

And do an epic quest with those mythical creatures?

And do the final quests

And don't forget about me, grease.

And end scene.

And gadgets for a brief moment,

And gave the freak up and stuff, man.

And get hell back to normal.

And get your new and improved menu items todayyyy!

And he beat that woman in the head with the hammer

And he gave away one of those giant check things

And he hasn't been managing things well here.

And he'd love to give the relationship another chance

And here's the contract to prove it.

And I ain't even trying to be offensive or nothing like that,

And I had to get you motivated, like I often have to do. Okay.

And I know this sounds crazy,

And I love you, grim.

And I need you and pim to figure out who did it.

And I think that's a pretty reasonable position to have.

And I've had to move twice because of him.

And if you don't, text,

And if you knew what went on in here,

And it doesn't matter because you will die one day.

And it makes me angry, man.

And it was totally fine after that.

And it's just not the same

And it's not just desmond. Oh.

And kill grim and gnarly with arrows and stuff?

And knit me beautiful quilts.

And locked me away down here.

And most powerful men on the planet.

And needs your assistance.

And none of your are leaving until we solve this!

And now there is where I'll toil away on my lovely farm.

And now you know my cool [bleep] back story.

And once that's done, we can finally eradicate

And own 100% of it,

And pick some crap off the floor and

And refilling it with fresh, soapy soda.

And salty took me off his damn menu

And shouldn't do anything to address it?

And that's where the younglings will sit and go wild with fun

And the worst part of all is this thing

And there'll be no such thing as smiling.

And this is Jeremy,

And this is pim.

And together with my funny mascot friends,

And we're trying to figure out who did it.

And would like to say a few words.

And you didn't believe me. I was thinking

And you eat it after like, 100 days.

And you even got a beautiful animal sanctuary.

And you'll definitely find an audience.

And, uh...

And, you know, on top of all of it,

Another team handles that now. They'll be on their way shortly.

Any ideas?

Any time you feel like

Anyways, I'll see you later, man.

Anyways, you want to come help me with shrimp?

Are coming in town, and by the looks of it,

Are the actual horrors of reality,

Are you really gonna do this?

Are you seriously criticizing me?

Aren't you sick of seeing

Arguably making mr

Around here.

As a result, hell's literally frozen over.

As he is laid to rest.

As he was laying down to take his iconic 7:00 p.M. Nap.

As much as I love all you epic mascots,

At a humble little charity called smiling friends.

At the time of the murder. [ crash! ]

Aw! Look, man, don't get too beat up about it

Awesome. What's a century egg?

Back, away with you, you nasty rotten thing.

Bad optics, man. Bad optics.

Be careful where your hand goes, dude.

Because he didn't approve of us kissing on the job

Because that was one of the instances

Because you're stuck in a loop

Because..

Becoming healthy and cleaning up their image?

Being terminated from his own show.

Between the aliens and the spiders

Blast! Foiled again!

Blblblbblblblblblbll!

Blblblbblblblblblbll! Dude, if you do that again,

Bleh.

Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo!

Both: Help, help. The thorn is killing him

Both: We officially deliver a royal decree

Boys, I just got a call from a young man

Bravery and wisdom

Bro, please tell me that's not blackface. Are you [bleep] serious?

Bug is sitting on a rock.

Bullshit paperwork I've got to do,

But all of that changed last Friday,

But all the good firewood is there.

But also that cup thing has got a bad energy about him, man

But did all of that really happen?

But I don't even know what platform

But I don't know how you had a girlfriend in the first place.

But I guess none of them killed them.

But I just have to note

But I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart

But I think I could help cheer you up

But I wish I had something with a bit more girth.

But I'm gonna stay back here and help shrimp's life

But if you try to leave,

But it actually affects everyone else's mood.

But it doesn't really answer my question.

But it's just that it's aggressive and toxic

But no one wants to, you know,

But opted instead to make a new show from his home

But sadly, Mip hasn't been inspired

But thanks. Uh, anyways...

But the castle is right there, charlie.

But the public wasn't ready for it, so I sold terribly,

But they didn't look like renaissance...Men.

But what's their end game? What's the point of this?

But when I saw you, I felt something

But you wouldn't be interested in anything like that.

But, uh, I think I like that idea.

But, um, I don't think she wants to see you again, man.

But...

By helping the evil devil,

By that rotten burglar.

Called the frowning friends, and we just wanted...

Can you head over and help him before he goes

Can't a poor mustard like me ever have a little fun?

Careful, charlie. Pim, I'm just helping out, right?

Changing your life for the better,

Charlie knows how much I loved the enchanted forest.

Charlie the hero

Charlie, am I losing my goddamn mind?

Charlie, are you okay?

Charlie, can you help me hang these lights up?

Charlie, how did you know how to do that?

Charlie, how is this possible?

Charlie, I I don't know. I guess not.

Charlie, I don't I don't think these guys

Charlie, I think I found the hero

Charlie, I'm just bringing stuff up,

Charlie, if we can't get him under control,

Charlie, this place doesn't seem very clean,

Charlie, we don't know who this guy is

Charlie, what are you supposed to be?

Charlie, what did you give him?

Charlie, what does it mean, charlie?

Charlie, what was that? What just happened?

Charlie, you don't even like the enchanted forest

Charlie, you like our menu, right?

Charlie, your heroism inspires me

Come in. Heh. Hello.

Come on, charlie. Now that we've got competition,

Come on, I'm italian.

Come on, seriously? It's christmas eve, man.

Come on, you can't get rid of salty delight

Congratulations, you're the new mr. Frog.

Constant mental anguish.

Cool, anyways

Cool.

Could have done it.

Could regular pim be

Could you expand on that a little bit more?

Creatures: You are charlie. You are charlie.

Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo?

Daddy, daddy, can we go inside

Damn thing on your back?

Dedicated to making the world a better place.

Despite the recent controversy,

Devil: [ demonic voice ] what is your business?

Did I pick the wrong hand?

Did we have to come all the way to china to do this?

Did you just say mip?

Did you know him?

Did you really bring that with you into the movie theater?

Ditch the mouse shirt, dude. Just get rid of it.

Do that again.

Do this healthy food shit.

Do we still have to detain you?

Do you have any information that might help us out, mr. Egg?

Do you understand? [ gibbers ]

Does it sound like I need cheering up?

Does not mean everyone else has to conform to that.

Don't go beyond the rickety bridge

Don't go beyond the rickety bridge.

Don't leave them all over the floor.

Don't listen to him. He's just showing off.

Don't look, charlie.

Don't worry, charlie.

Don't worry, mr. M.

Don't worry, pim, I am way ahead of you.

Don't worry, pim. I can cheer you up.

Don't worry, you'll be dead soon enough.

Down in the dumps?

Drink this, yellow one.

Dude, face paint gets people in way more trouble than anything else.

Dude, how are you not tired? We've been questing all day.

Dude, I just looked at the helium thing

Dude, I warned you.

Dude, I'm just telling look, I've just telling you

Dude, it's over

Dude, this house is insane.

Dude, what difference does it make?

Dude, you just let that guy take a bite out of you.

Dude, you're gonna love this place.

Either way, the first thing we need to do

Enough to use it for many moons. [ strums chord ]

Especially the spaghetti they make at spaghetti disco

Ever since mip came along

Everyone knows you'd never do a witch quest.

Everyone knows you'd never do a witch quest.

Everyone, I have some bad news.

Everything everything's gonna be fine

Everything that's been going on with my life. Hello.

Exactly exactly what I wanted, actually. Cool.

Excuse me, mr. Boss.

Excuse me. Heavens.

Exterior, swamp, day.

Fantasy

Fast food should be greasy and make your heart palpitate!

Find the hero worthy enough of delivering

Fine. Fine! We did it!

Fire!

First, they took off a century egg, and now this

Follow me. I'll show you where the good stuff is

For ending the thousand year war

For putting the tmz reporter in your mouth?

For seven agonizing minutes was unharmed,

For the new and improved "mr. Frog show".

For the restaurant. Hmm

For your information, I happen to have a serious drug problem

Forever, man.

From a g mail account.

From across the bridge. This isn't a costume.

From the machine with our soda draining device

From the princess of the enchanted forest.

From whatever those fun twins spat on me.

Frowning friends, of course.

Frowning...Friends?

Garnering over two billion views across all platforms

Get back on track. I'm sure it's gonna work

Get out now! Bah! [ glass shattering ]

Get out of me head! Let's just put no.

Get out of me head! Nobody's messing with your head.

Get out of my head, man! Get out of my head, man!

Get out of my head. Get out of my head!

Get out. Now.

Get the [bleep] out, man!

Get their careers ruined over all the Halloween costumes,

Give me that.

Give us a call, and we'll put a frown on that face.

Glep runs up to the bug.

Glep, hilarious stuff back there, man.

Glep, what did I tell you?

Gnarly: But did you know that all of earth's helium

Go away.

Go.

God damn it, man. They've gotten everyone.

God damn it!

Goddamn, shrimp. You're just, like

Good morning, charlie

Good night, mip.

Good one, gnarly. I love you.

Grandma, what are you doing here?

Great job, everyone.

Great. People are gonna love this.

Great. See you tomorrow morning for the big shoot.

Greetings.

Grim: And that is why you shouldn't try

Guards, seize them.

Ha ha! It gives me great joy

Halloween is canceled.

Halloween is saved!

Has anyone seen glep?

Has deemed my food a "hazard"

Have you really never been to salty's?

Have you thought about just apologizing

Have you tried, uh I'm sorry. One second.

He probably tastes even better right now that he did before.

He was my damn godfather to my children.

He was scared to die and stuff, man.

He was smothering me too much.

He was talking about. That's true.

He was the entire reason I haven't been able

He's made a lot of mascot enemies over the years.

He's my stalker.

Hello, but I'm not sorry.

Hello, daddy pim! Hello, daddy pim! Hello, daddy pim!

Hello, farmy!

Hello, he was insulting me.

Hello, I just watch jimmy fallon clips

Hello, I'm mr. Frog. Hey.

Hello, mr. Man.

Hello, my babies!

Hello, pim. I do love you.

Hello, sir. Why the long face?

Hello, wifey!

Hello? Uh huh. Yep. [ ominous music plays ]

Hello. [ chuckles ] [ screams ]

Hello. I know the world is very angry at me

Help, help! That rotten pink man is trying to bully

Here he is. Shrimp was your secret admirer the whole time.

Here works a group of gleeful critters

Here you go.

Hero.

Hey, boys, before you scurry out of here,

Hey, buddy, you can't be hanging around here watching cartoons.

Hey, by the way, you want to get some food?

Hey, can you guys turn that down?

Hey, charlie, the owner of the famous salty's restaurant

Hey, hey, hey. Don't cry.

Hey, I just remembered. You two little critters told me

Hey, pim, how's the date thing going?

Hey, shrimp. What's going on, man?

Hey, stop. Come on. Come on.

Hey, there, little guy.

Hey, there, we're the, uh

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, man.

Hey, what's with all the people?

Hey!

Hi

Hi. Uh, we're the smiling friends

Hmm, first things first,

Hmm, I don't know. He seems pretty controversial.

Hmm, let's see.

Hmm? Huh?

Hmm. Alright. That definitely

Hmm. These twigs are nice and all,

Hmm. This truly is a cowboy's dilemma.

Hmm. What did the boss say

Holy shit. I always not expecting that.

Hooray! I just reached level 987413 in mouse quest

How do I look, yellow man?

How hard could that be?

How is that even fair?

How is that even fair?

How many [bleep] people killed this guy?

How many exits does this place have, ketchup?

How peculiar. [ chuckles ]

How would you define horror?

However, after tonight,

Huh? [ gasps ]

Huh? What what are you talking about?

Huh. No.

I I don't know.

I I grant you my one quest

I I don't know. Sorry.

I actually don't want you here now.

I actually think the cucumber deluxe

I actually wanted to kill the puerto ricans.

I already said yes.

I always wanted to be something of an artist, man.

I always wanted to, but I was never allowed.

I am grim, and this is gnarly

I am heartbroken.

I am in dire need of travelers

I am too scared of confrontation. Ah!

I am your master now.

I ate the bug. This is the end. I love you.

I believe in destiny!

I can feel the cold hand of death taking me away.

I can get you a salty sourdough bread bust, though.

I can't even think properly right now.

I can't think with all this ruckus around me.

I can't wait to find the perfect christmas tree.

I could have done it.

I could just tell you right now,

I could quit my addictive vices any time I want!

I could throw stuff at you...

I decided to go on "the dick cavett show"

I did really enjoy the scene when biblo went rogue

I did what had to be done. So, you know, I can't complain.

I didn't know if it were this place or the one nex

I didn't really enjoy it that much, to be honest.

I didn't say anything. Oh!

I do happen to film everything that happens in salty's office

I don't even want to see you perform.

I don't get paid until the end of my job,

I don't know what that is

I don't know who they are

I don't know, pim. I don't know.

I don't know. It seems like you're agitated or something.

I don't know. You just

I don't mind it. You just need to keep working hard on it,

I don't really care. Are you affected?

I don't think he came into work today.

I don't think it means that, I'm just

I don't think it's because of the potion I drank.

I don't think we're gonna be able to help him.

I don't think you should be in hell for that.

I don't think, uh

I don't wanna talk about it. I've seen the devil.

I don't want to die. Please don't kill me!

I don't...

I earned it! I earned it!

I feel a song coming on

I gave him some of these already.

I got a last minute job for you.

I got stuck in a vicious dopamine cycle.

I guess I'm just a bit more demented than most.

I guess it does, you know, make sense

I guess that means we're detectives now, charlie.

I guess we could try to make the world

I had a similar problem when I acquired wrigley's gum.

I had to get you motivated for that.

I hate to say it, but it reminds people

I have blocked him on everything,

I have never met this woman in my entire life.

I hope they didn't forget the straw again.

I hope you learn from this cool experience.

I I can't.

I I genuinely feel bad. It's not even your fault, man.

I I have no idea

I I'll just stay here till the rain dies down.

I just I just still can't believe he said

I just couldn't keep it going on any longer.

I just don't care anymore.

I just don't know what that means

I just don't want to be working on christmas eve.

I just have a little bit of a headache

I just knew it was going to cause problems

I just need a christmas tree for the office. Ha ha.

I just need to go to my thinking room for a little while.

I just need to take a picture of the food really quickly.

I just never knew they went that deep.

I just think he needs to tell her how he feels.

I just thought it was, like, a quirky

I just want shrimpina back.

I just want to find a tree.

I just wanted to tell you, when I first came to your work,

I knew it! It was ketchup the entire time.

I knew that the renaissance men were coming into town.

I knew this day would come.

I know it might seem a little bit silly,

I know we hired you based on the spitting,

I like it.

I liked it. I happen to like it.

I literally told you at the beginning

I literally told you the extent of my knowledge.

I love spaghetti.

I love the enchanted forest!

I mean make everyone on the planet frown.

I mean, all of these characters are definitely psychopaths,

I mean, I have no idea what's going to be

I mean, I've seen way worse stuff than this on the internet.

I mean, no, but I totally could have.

I mean, thankfully, I was the one who carried

I mean, yeah, I like fun. Yeah

I mean, you know, you're asking about me?

I missed my daughter's wedding for this

I never meant to interfere with such a wonderful friendship.

I only realize now she is gone I never fully appreciated her.

I put a lot of work into this thing.

I really can't. It's not right.

I really didn't know it could do that.

I really don't want to be here all night.

I really feel like any of these rotten mascots

I really thought that was going to be a riddle

I really wasn't ready to die yet.

I said I was gonna do that if you did that again.

I should be able to do that.

I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape

I should probably get back to the office anyway.

I spent all day cleaning a stain off my costume.

I think he just wanted a photo, man.

I think I finally know what your main problem is

I think I just had a bad batch of worms earlier.

I think it's because he drunk a green potion from a stranger.

I think it's just because he was a leech.

I think it's just because of allergies.

I think it's just something to do

I think it's that.

I think that's everyone.

I think the biggest surprises are behind me.

I think we just have one last interview left

I think we need to call someone.

I thought it was a well done sequence

I thought it was artistically and like, tastefully done.

I thought this was safe, alan.

I thought you said aliens weren't fantasy, charlie.

I truly saved the show!

I understand his boss is here

I wanted to talk to you about.

I was breaking up with him in his office

I was just about to go home.

I was just gonna shoot you in the head and kill you.

I was just in the process of moving on.

I was thinking that if I succeeded,

I went where shrimp told me to go,

I'd been filling my peanuts up with toxic pesticides,

I'd love to say what people are saying about me.

I'd never do anything to hurt him,

I'll be able to find my way back, no problem.

I'll knock your head off and roll on it if you ever insult me again.

I'll knock your head off, man.

I'll need 15 boar hides from

I'll pierce you with my evil pitchfork.

I'm an actual demon.

I'm completely naked.

I'm down $2.4 billion

I'm gonna punch you, I'm not kidding.

I'm just having a little bit of fun, man. Relax.

I'm just saying, it seems like you're often in this mood,

I'm like 100% positive. You're not gonna hit that.

I'm mr. Frog. This is my show. I ate the bug

I'm not I'm not agitated, pim.

I'm not addicted!

I'm not doing it.

I'm on a quest for the princess myself

I'm simon s. Salty and I built this very restaurant

I'm sorry about all this silly business back there mip

I'm sorry, I didn't realize we had customers

I'm sorry. I couldn't think of anything to say.

I'm still gonna torture you forever, man.

I'm sure a balloon profession will put

I'm sure the boss will know what to do about this.

I've been coming here since I was a homunculus.

I've been unable to smile for a while now

I've ever experienced in my life.

I've got to get out of here.

I've just been too busy to go to the optometrist.

I've never experienced before.

I've never seen it like that before.

I've never tried a century egg before.

If a headache you've got, a headache can cure.

If I just mark the trees like a true pioneer,

If it's gone, where will I find...It?

If my tribe is to survive the winter,

If only someone could wrangle up some firewood.

If that's what you're getting at.

If today's people put down their newfangled gizmos

If you think that's gonna work, go for it, all right?

If you want smormu to be the fifth smiling friend,

If you want this goblin to reveal his guard,

If you won't listen to our advice?

In a gruesome drunk driving accident,

In a metaphorical sense and then

In fact, didn't you two just come by and tell me

In fact, I could see myself settling down here.

In front of all those people, do you?

In just one week.

In the beginning. Hello.

In the presence of such a hero.

Inside of my place at like 6:00.

Instead of just trying to take it out?

Interacting with fans is a great way for everyone

Into a crowd of people.

Is he doing this on purpose?

Is it any good? I I mean,

Is it okay if you could not

Is it safe for him to be in that pool while he's on that?

Is my secret admirer here yet?

Is probably this 100 pound squat.

Is projected to get 200 million viewers.

Is running out and will be completely depleted

Is sober him up.

Is that actually true?

Is the unknown in here.

Is there anything that does make you feel better, 3d squeldon?

Is this putting anyone in a bad mood?

Is this really supposed to be

Is this some kind of joke?

Isn't that like, cheap fast food or something? What?

It it brings us down a bit.

It affects you. Nobody else

It came out, like, green and chunky.

It came right out, just like you said.

It did seem odd that mustard was having an affair with salty,

It happens all the time.

It is I shrimp. That is my name.

It looks like we're technically in charge of solving this.

It says the renaissance men are coming in town really soon

It seemed easier to kill him than to break his heart.

It seems like you're often like this.

It seems like you're unmotivated to do things

It sometimes just gets a bit exhausting.

It was for a different reason.

It was just too violent.

It would take to become a balloon salesman.

It'll be fun, charlie. One last job to end the year.

It's it's every job we do. You never want to do anything.

It's it's you, charlie.

It's a christmas miracle.

It's a third degree misdemeanor.

It's all gonna be gone.

It's alright. Go into the light. Just just try to relax

It's ever so delectable.

It's fine. I'm charlie

It's fine. Just no more guns inside, okay?

It's getting late.

It's good to be here. Hello.

It's his show.

It's just a little bit of friendly competition.

It's just becoming too much damn work.

It's just pissing me off now.

It's just that the world is so damn rotten.

It's just that these guys started doing construction

It's like I don't even exist

It's like mr. Frog, but without all the toxic crap

It's only for heroes with unrelenting dedication,

It's over there, in that drawer.

It's was a bomb the whole time?

It's what the egg wanted, alan

It's, like, really soon.

It's, like, super soon

Jesus christ, man. Pim. Pim.

Just just get out of h get out of here.

Just just leave.

Just a bad vibe.

Just because you are, you know,

Just doing my routine stock check.

Just go down that scary hole right there.

Just having fun.

Just having fun.

Just hold on me, mip. You're going to be fine.

Just me, you guys, and all the other mascots.

Just right over

Just the front entrance.

Just the thought of it makes me ever so like light headed!

Ketchup, who else was in the restaurant when we came in?

Kinda cringe.

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready

Let go of him, mr frog. Let go of him.

Let me do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.

Let me talk to salty.

Let's get started. And action.

Let's go out there and make people smile!

Let's just do it. It looks fine to me.

Let's leave these smiling fools to it.

Let's start by getting some sunlight in here.

Let's try one more, charlie. What about that guy?

Like like, what was the worst part

Like the renaissance fair?

Like wars, plagues, and terrorist attacks.

Like witches, ghouls, and alien saucers.

Like you didn't expect she was going to be a human thing.

Like, it's not just a one off thing.

Like, like, eating healthier or something?

Linked to 15 deaths in the past four months alone

Listen to my friggin', um...

Listen up, everyone. We have it all right here on tape.

Listen, I I've seen way too many people

Literally everything I've ever dreamed about

Loitering and prowling at night.

Look what you did, man. You scared off mip.

Look, I could barely explain

Look, I couldn't have killed salty.

Look, I hate to be the one that breaks this to you, shrimp,

Look, I told you, man, you need to get over her, okay?

Look, pim, I get what's going on here.

Look, pim, the castle is right there

Looks scrumptious. No, no, no, no, pim.

Looter. You deserve nothing.

Makes it harder. Um, let's see.

Man, I am beat for carrying

Man, I don't know what to think no more, man!

Man, shut up, man.

Man, they can't just replace mr. Frog like that

Man: A deal's a deal!

Man: Huh? Huh? What do he say? What?

Man: Whooooooo!

Managing hell or something like that.

Maybe maybe I should do what I was supposed to do

Maybe we should get some rest

Meant to be with.

Merry christmas, everyone.

Merry christmas!

Merry christmas.

Mip becoming cold.

Mip crafted it himself, as us forest folk do all things.

Mip going into the light. Mip fading away.

Mip hopes he didn't cause that.

Mip is getting pretty sleepy,

Mip rocks!

Mip, I'd be honored

Mip, I'm so sorry

Mip! [ normal voice ] oh, my god.

Mmm! Cooked shrimp

More for me. [ laughs ]

Mr. Frog, thank you so much for your

Mr. Frog. After what you said,

Mr. Frog's contribution.

My arm is stinging so bad

My brothers, now the next step of our plan shall commence.

My ear's still ringing from that noise.

My final burger!

My hometown.

My name is jennifer.

My own doo doo feces, okay?

My shit and stuff, man.

My uncle had some sleeping pills laying around

Nah, there's no pressure, man. It's all good.

Nah!

Narrator: And so that is how charlie got his groove back.

Narrator: Our story begins on christmas eve

Next, we have glep.

No more spitting. Let's try again.

No one's messing with your head.

No worries. The name's mip.

No, actually, it's from a good man,

No, don't fret, pim.

No, don't fret, young pim.

No, I also got carried away with all the quest crap.

No, I know, I know. I'm gonna do it first thing tomorrow

No, I think I'm going to speak to him.

No, I'm the one who's honored to be

No, I've definitely seen you two before.

No, it's all good. You didn't know.

No, it's all right. You can finish the job without me.

No, no, I will. I will get them eventually.

No, no, it's it's all good, it's fine.

No, no, it's yeah, whatever.

No, no, no, no. Screw apologizing

No, no, no, not at all. I'm just trying to help, man.

No, no, no, this isn't blackface,

No, no, no, we definitely are. Are you serious?

No, no, no. Please don't kill me. Please.

No, no. He wasn't. He really wasn't, mr. Frog.

No, no. I didn't know that was gonna happen.

No, pim. The enchanted forest isn't for children

No, seriously.

No, sir, that wasn't us.

No, that was bad. I'm just as shocked as you are, charlie.

No, we've never spoken to you, sir.

No, you're awesome, man.

No, you've been questing all day

No! Ah ha!

No.

No.

No. Gob lago.

No. Good day.

No. What? No, that is not fair.

Nobody's messing with your head, man.

Nobody's messing with your head.

Nobody's messing with...

None of you are any help. Just get out.

Not at all, man.

Not much, dude.

Not to come to school tomorrow, man.

Not!

Nothing matters because we're all gonna die someday!

Now I just need to find the devil.

Now known as frog mania.

Now more than ever.

Now we can see for ourselves what actually happened.

Now witness the brutal cruelties of reality.

Now, finally, we bid farewell to the dearly departed

Now, look, those are just two guys who look like us.

Number 15. Could I get the number 15?

Numerous lucrative deals,

Of hard candy for the journey, charlie.

Of short term dopamine rushes.

Of the unknown.

Offensive in 10 years.

Oh, alright, fine!

Oh, boo hoo.

Oh, c could I get a selfie with you, mr

Oh, charlie, I'm sorry we had that nasty argument.

Oh, come on, charlie,

Oh, come on, charlie. Let's just do one quest.

Oh, come on, let's spice up the office

Oh, dear.

Oh, don't cry, mr. Ketchup.

Oh, fair enough. I'm genuinely sorry.

Oh, fine, it was me.

Oh, fudge

Oh, god. I don't know if this is right.

Oh, good. So I guess we did it, right?

Oh, great. S so you'll be there at spaghetti disco at 7:00?

Oh, great. Yes.

Oh, hello there

Oh, hello. [ chuckles ]

Oh, I can't believe after all these years I'm finally here

Oh, I could wrangle up some firewood.

Oh, I cursed and said "damn!" in 1958

Oh, I know what this is. It's a riddle.

Oh, I was just saying okay.

Oh, I wish I could help, but I was in here all day,

Oh, is this is this putting anyone in a bad mood, huh?

Oh, it's just a little bit of playful spit, pim.

Oh, it's like a chinese egg

Oh, it's you

Oh, just a bowl of peanuts.

Oh, like, I did not think he was gonna do that.

Oh, man, I could really go for some salty's right now

Oh, mip just hates nasty arguments

Oh, murder is a terrible thing.

Oh, my beautiful grandson.

Oh, my food

Oh, my god

Oh, my god

Oh, my god! Holy shit!

Oh, my god! Jesus christ!

Oh, my god.

Oh, my heart! Ohh!

Oh, my. That's awful. I'm sorry.

Oh, no, but think about how good it'd feel

Oh, no, no, no. Not that one. Other drawer.

Oh, no, thank you, grandma. I'm fine. Thank you, though.

Oh, of course.

Oh, okay. Thank you.

Oh, pim, that's wonderful!

Oh, salty is actually taking his iconic 7:00 p.M. Nap.

Oh, sorry. [ screams ]

Oh, sweet.

Oh, sweet. Thanks, grandma.

Oh, thank you, mr. Bird

Oh, that movie was epic!

Oh, that's more like it!

Oh, that's where glep was. Cool.

Oh, the renaissance men came into town finally.

Oh, this is gonna be great.

Oh, this must be a witch quest.

Oh, this old thing?

Oh, this? Yes

Oh, we were right there, man!

Oh, well, at least you tried

Oh, well, uh, funny you say.

Oh, who are they? Who's the renaissance men?

Oh, whoops

Oh, wonderful. Follow mip

Oh, wow, what a great idea!

Oh, wow. Thanks.

Oh, yeah, I'm kind of, like, friggin' pissed off, man.

Oh, yeah, it's all good. It's all good.

Oh, yeah, we will definitely go to china to bury you, man.

Oh, yeah? [ laughs ]

Oh, yeah. I don't know

Oh, yeah. Thanks, man. Center of gravity should be on your heels.

Oh, you like spaghetti?

Oh, you should have a scrumptious piece

Oh!

Oh! Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, it's fine

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ah!

Oh! That was right in ear, dude!

Oh. I am going to be alone forever.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Oh. My career is over?

Oh. Oh, I could've sworn they were peanuts.

Oh. Oh, no, okay.

Oh. Well, sorry to hear that, shrimp

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh! Ohh!

Okay,

Okay, go. What's up?

Okay, great. Well, then there's no time to waste, charlie.

Okay, how about this tree? Yeah, it's fine.

Okay, I I didn't know. I...

Okay, okay, look, to be completely fair,

Okay, okay. Let's de escalate.

Okay, say it. Tell me.

Okay, shrimp, uh, the easiest thing to start with

Okay, so let's just get this job done

Okay, thank you, sir.

Okay, thank you. We got it. We got it.

Okay, we'll start small.

Okay, well, I guess off the top of my head,

Okay, yeah, that actually checks out

Okay, you actually hit it.

Okay, you have to try it at least once.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Like, a.S.A.P

Okay. Okay, sure

Okay. Okay. Charlie, you didn't want to do that job,

Okay. So in other words, he's not affected.

Okay. Yeah. I just, uh...

On "the mr. Frog show" I'll lose it all. Hello.

On my secret security camera.

On sleeping pills. All right.

On youtube all day.

Once you finally did get the license.

One more thing.

Only then... [ coughs ]

Oof! [ groans ]

Ooh hoo hoo! Ooh!

Ooh hoo hoo! Ooh! Ha ha!

Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh!

Operator: 9 1 1, what's your emergency?

Or something, man?

Our fault, charlie? I really

Our job is to make people smile.

Over there are saying, but I believe you should try

People don't want to hear from you anymore

Perhaps all along this was your quest.

Perhaps I should do what I should have done from the start.

Perhaps one day. Oh, I love you, daddy

Perhaps we have to find out what the thorn represents

Perhaps you're right.

Perhaps you're right.

Pim, did you even see shrimpina one time, once?

Pim, her name was shrimpina.

Pim, how did you understand any of that?

Pim, sometimes it just doesn't work out, okay?

Pim, that's insane.

Pim, there's no cafe at 153.

Pim, this is mip we're talking about

Pim, this is so much worse than the worm stuff earlier

Pim, what are you doing here?

Pim, what are you eating?

Pim, who is this? Where did you meet this woman?

Pim, why can't we just wait for jobs

Pim, you really need to get glasses, man. You just ate worms.

Pim: Hmm. A stain of what?

Pim: That's not true! Crowd: Huh?

Please be very careful with its creation

Please deliver it to the princess for me.

Please don't!

Practice makes perfect.

Pretty much. The rest you can just skip.

Pretty soon, everyone will embrace sadness,

Probably at home. I don't know.

Probably not, man. I think the guy pissed in his pants.

Put a tmz reporter in his mouth

Put smoke into my friggin' head and shit, man.

Quickly, charlie, get on.

Ready for another exciting day, glep?

Really?

Really? Gosh, that all sounds so...Romantic.

Relax, man.

Reminds me of a little piece of spaghetti or something.

Renaissance men are coming in town

Right now for my behavior,

Right there, that's the reason.

Riiight.

Rumors suggest the studio is looking to keep

Run, daddy pim! Run, daddy pim! Run, daddy pim!

Run!

S s secret room!

S salty's been m m murdered!

Salty technically died from a heart attack

Salty's sourdough bread busts.

Salutations.

Secret admirer? Oh, my. This is all so sudden.

See the good side of mr. Frog.

See, pim, here's the thing

See, that's exactly the why I don't dress up for Halloween,

Seeing me get horribly tortured made you smile.

She obviously dumped him for a reason.

She said she wasn't interested.

She works at 153 meep boulevard

She'd be a shrimp. I did think that for a moment

She's actually pretty good at that. Yeah, she's good.

She's been unable to smile for a royal portrait

Shortly after air, mr. Frog was reportedly offered

Should we be worried?

Shrimp

Shrimp, where can I find shrimpina?

Shrimp, you don't need to get back with your ex, all right?

Shrimp: I do hope that shrimpina likes my cool new attire

Shrimp: It is open.

Shrimpina meant everything to me

Sigh. My girlfriend just broke up with me

Simon s. Salty has been murdered!

Since this new company moved in across the street.

Smormu is here to stay!

So so we've been friends for a long time,

So come to salty's

So get used to it! Blaaahhh!

So I don't really mess with that kind of stuff

So I guess that means they're all innocent.

So I guess you really did do it

So I heard that you were having some trouble

So I just don't even care anymore.

So I'm not going to. I don't

So it's easier to frown.

So it's eternity.

So the fact that you're roping me...

So tough to see you go through all this

So what exactly do you guys do?

So you should probably talk to someone who understands

So you're gonna let me go, right?

So, my friends, what did we learn tonight?

So, uh, do you like mouse quest?

So, what did you want to tell me?

So, what do you see the princess for?

So, what's in the package then?

Somebody here definitely murdered simon s. Salty.

Something that I never do, according to you, right?

Sorry about getting all worked up back there, charlie

Sorry, mip. I've got a pretty bad headache, man

Sorry. Oh.

Sorry. You were saying something?

Sounds like you were quite angry at salty, then.

Spaghetti disco, 7:00, wine and music perfect.

Sure thing, hon.

Sure. I'll go.

Sure. Yeah, we'll gladly help.

T t thank you for g giving me this opportunity t to...

Take you to dinner there tonight

Take your places.

Takes 20 minutes to take off.

Terrible shame

Text "smormu" to 555 0100.

Thank you

Thank you for those beautiful words, mr. Boss.

Thank you, egg.

Thank you, pim.

Thank you. Bye.

Thank you. Hello

Thanks, man. You saved us.

That a new company moved in across the street

That everyone's talking about

That has to tell you this, but I just read

That he really cares about you.

That I'm sorry. Frog!

That is not allergies, charlie

That is pretty cool. Thank you.

That is way too aggressive and frog esque.

That is why I do not even bother.

That is, except for one nasty, yellow one.

That it drove me bonkers with jealousy.

That it was only pim that yelled something.

That it would be easier if I just quit making music

That means we legally can all go free.

That seems a little bit unreasonable.

That sent mr. Frog back into the stratosphere,

That sounds marvelous. A christmas adventure!

That sounds terrible. Yeah. No dip.

That stuff more.

That the new "mr

That was a wonderful story, grandfather glep.

That was pretty bad

That was really bad

That you bury the dirt and you dig it up

That, of course, was the iconic and long running

That, of course, was the viral clip

That'll be title 18, chapter 55, section 55.06

That's all I'm saying.

That's alright, pim.

That's funny. That was the part I really didn't like.

That's it.

That's just an alien, pim.

That's just straight up beautiful, by the way

That's kind of cool, huh?

That's made out of cardboard, man.

That's more viewers than the "mash" finale, glep.

That's my bowl of worms from my compost

That's not even a real laugh.

That's not yours, dude I deserve something.

That's scared me. That actually scared me a little bit.

That's the difference between you and me, charlie

That's unusual.

That's, like, 100%. Everything he said was true.

That's, like, a completely different era.

That's, like, what I do. I'm a smiling friend.

The audience is gonna hate that.

The boss did say not to go beyond the rickety bridge,

The cafe on 153 meep boulevard.

The enchanted forest? Oh, my god.

The end.

The fun twins, and me, ketchup, hee hee.

The job is for me,

The last time I saw him,

The next thing is dressing like an actual adult

The nutty adventure I just went on.

The only thing more horrifying than the unknown up there

The outburst resulted in mr

The primal, disturbing horror

The princess? How queer?

The real mr. Frog had.

The renaissance men were coming into town.

The rest of you degenerates can go home.

The sharpest gunslinger in the west?

The show going without mr. Frog's involvement

The show most of the time, but...

The single best thing you could do to get your life in order

The smiling friends. We meet at last.

The super green bowl, and my personal favorite,

The worst thing is, you know,

Then just see what sticks out.

Then that means the killer is still here in the restaurant.

There is your hell mattress.

There is your hell toilet.

There's oh, there's a bunch.

There's a bunch of, like,

There's a cafe at 158.

There's grease all over the floor

There's no skill for that

There's not gonna be a date.

There's plenty more fish in the sea.

There's plenty more quest along the way

There's so much hate and evil.

There's so much to do here.

There's, like, a thousand rooms in here

They always do. And they did. Great, great.

They cannot be allowed. That's is how is that fair?

They don't think nothing matters at all, man.

They forgot it. Cool. Just what I wanted.

They have a better 401(k). Sorry.

They probably start rambling on about nonsense

They took you off the menu, right?

They were all in the holiday spirit.

They're not from me. They're they're from your secret admirer.

They're the bizarro versions of us. That's fine.

They've replaced your character

This cannot be undone. ♪ da da di da do, da da di di da da do ♪

This date was actually his idea. He really cares about you,

This is a beautiful ending.

This is from you?

This is the most obnoxious thing

This is the place

This is the stupidest one so far

This is tough

This is your final resting place.

This new episode without mr. Frog's involvement

This one isn't gonna work.

This package to the princess,

This particular person just wanted you to know

This place isn't so bad.

This place isn't what it used to be.

This time of year, but if you look hard enough,

Those aren't peanuts.

Though the reporter who was in mr. Frog's mouth

Time's up, charlie.

To 555 0100.

To be honest, satan's been down in the dumps lately,

To better your life because you might fail.

To cheer up the princess.

To come into the office, like we normally do?

To get them back together?

To give you that quality salty's experience

To have a little kiss in the closet.

To help him sleep at night after he rammed his car

To replace his character

To see a pathetic thing like you being tortured.

To see the real mr. Frog is.

To smile for my portrait.

To win back the marketplace

Together: Yeah!

Together: Yeah!

Ugh, I hate when fast food restaurants

Ugh. "f" yes!

Uh, actually, I I just wanted to give you these.

Uh, all right, that's about all I can carry

Uh, anyways, as I was saying,

Uh, but anyway, yeah, it's usually a little bit sparse

Uh, but that's nothing a tan can't fix.

Uh, but yeah, maybe that could work.

Uh, by the way, there's something else

Uh, grandma, you wouldn't happen to know

Uh, I thought this was hell.

Uh, look, before I get into any of that,

Uh, my grandma actually passed on from eating a peanut,

Uh, never mind. Uh, come with me

Uh, no, I don't think so. Uh, no. Sorry, man.

Uh, no. No, please don't.

Uh, probably probably working with

Uh, so what's going on?

Uh, we can have fun on the jungle gym

Uh, we're here to help you get your show back.

Uh, yeah, after some recent budget cuts,

Uh, yeah, I don't know.

Uh, yeah, it's actually just an exposed nerve ending.

Uh, yeah, just give me one sec, man.

Uh. Uh, he hello

Uh...To make you smile.

Uhh. Uh.

Ultimately culminating in a national phenomenon

Um, can I pull your hair? [ chuckles ]

Um, h hi. Hi there. How's it going?

Um, I actually thought it was pretty good.

Um, I also we got it, man.

Um, smiling friends

Um, that was, uh...

Um, was that was that man dying

Um, well, all right. Uh, goodbye.

Um, you've got that iconic shrimp glow

Um..

Um...Alright, well, did you do it?

Uncer: It's smormu!

Unfortunately, the united states fda

Very positive and cheery about everything,

Very well.

W well, wait a second.

Wait a minute. I think I have an idea.

Wait a second, there's a bit more footage left!

Wait a second. I think it's still going

Wait a second. I think there's more.

Wait a second. What room is this?

Wait, are you serious?

Wait, I I think I could actually help him.

Wait, so you said he's definitely dead, though, right?

Wait, so you're telling me you made that

Wait, wait, wait, stop.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One sec, one sec.

Wait, wait, wait! Play it from there

Wait, wait, you're happy.

Wait, y you're shrimpina, right?

Wait, you're the century egg.

Wait!

Wait! No! No! No! No!

Wait. Hold on. Hold no, no.

Want friendly competition with us at all.

Was just brutally murdered,

Wasn't the best idea

We at the meep foundation deeply appreciate

We at the meep foundation deeply appreciate

We can get your hat back, and maybe even

We can't afford to sit around in the break room all day.

We couldn't have gotten this far without you.

We did have a little break

We don't sell the salty delight anymore.

We drained all of his blood

We gather here to celebrate the life of charlie dompler,

We get off work in, like, five minutes.

We have jacob the goblin from the enchanted forest

We humbly give to you the crown of zimblar

We just have to tame it.

We just need to see who killed him first

We just wanted to bring to your attention

We only tell the truth, even when it hurts.

We shall set up camp and regain our strength for tomorrow.

We should go around, get everyone's side of the story,

We spent $250 million on this.

We tackled who made you smile?

We were just wondering if you needed cheering up today.

We were on our way to the castle

We were sent here to help you smile for your portrait.

We were spending all day draining the rotten soda

We work hard make to give you the most quality supreme

We'll help you find a new girl.

We'll solve this mystery soon.

We're done with the gun stuff,

We're no longer in charge of murder mysteries

We're the frowning friends. And we just moved in yesterday

We've been getting complaints all night.

We've got to get out there and get our hands dirty.

Welcome aboard, glep.

Welcome to h e double hockey sticks!

Welcome to salty's!

Well, a cowboy's gotta do what a cowboy's gotta do.

Well, actually...

Well, before we help with that, we have something for you

Well, charlie, he doesn't look too good.

Well, charlie, you're going to love this place.

Well, first things first.

Well, I do not want a new girl.

Well, I don't know what that peanut or that fellow

Well, I'm sorry to hear that, charlie,

Well, if you boys are so interested,

Well, it was the same with desmond, wasn't it?

Well, lately we have been having arguments

Well, look, salty was murdered,

Well, maybe I like that.

Well, maybe it was your song that helped me become a hero.

Well, my headache is completely gone.

Well, nice to meet you.

Well, not all day.

Well, that's a nice story and all,

Well, that's one problem solved.

Well, the shape of my head causes me

Well, there you go. Balloon maker, right there.

Well, when the american public discovered

Well, you're gonna be here forever, charlie,

What about that thing you said at the cafe

What about this guy? I'll knock your head off.

What brings you to the enchanted forest anyways?

What can I get for ya?

What can I get you?

What did the pink man say?

What did you think, charlie? I don't know, man

What do I do?

What do you mean?

What do you think, pim?

What I'm reading here, man. That's all I know.

What if we set them up on a blind date

What is that what is that supposed to mean?

What is this shit?

What law am I breaking?

What of it?

What other mascots?

What should we do now, charlie?

What the [bleep] man, that makes me angry, man.

What the [bleep], pim?

What they would neglect to mention

What this guy? Are you sure?

What was your relationship like with salty?

What, really? Yeah.

What?

What?

What? Ow!

What? So salt and pepper did it?

What? You joking?

What's going on here?

What's going on? Why don't they like it?

What's got you upset?

What's the point? Oh, boo hoo hoo!

What's up with you today, charlie?

What's up? Oh, yeah. Uh..

Whatever is supposed to be happening?

Whatever you do,

When do I get to see my shrimpina again?

When I saw your grandfather being shot in the head

When the beloved american icon

When you put on a costume, you can be anything!

When you're in this mood, I don't know if you realize,

Where I could find satan, would you?

Where is shrimpina? I have no idea.

Where you were not in the best mood.

Where's the actual fire?

Where's your Halloween spirit?

Which causes me to squirt out my ass into my costume.

Which hand of the witch hand will it be?

Which I've been putting off.

Which is eternity, it's forever,

Which one do you guys wanna get?

While nothing is official yet,

Who are the renaissance men? I don't know what that means,

Who are the renaissance men? So...

Who is that?

Who might be interested in a quest.

Who sadly passed away on his journey here.

Who she's meant to be with...

Who sounded absolutely distressed

Who?

Whoa, is that [bleep] blackface, dude?

Whoa! Pim, don't repeat it.

Why did you invite us here in the first place

Why didn't I think of that?

Why didn't you fight back?

Why don't we go out for a drink, man? It's on me.

Why don't you go find a piece of cheese

Why don't you go help him out? [ laughs ]

Why don't you just get your license?

Why don't you just put on some face paint

Why don't you just try to start small at first,

Why don't you tell me about that a little bit?

Why not?

Win some witch gems.

With a more competitive business model.

With a receding hairline who loves mouse quest?

With as few distractions as we can

With everything that's, um

With my own two hands!

With someone else. Hello. What does that mean?

With the way the address shows up in the app.

With these funny decorations.

Within 15 to 20 years?

Without a big Halloween fire pit.

Working on your show

Worthy of delivering my gift.

Would let this guy on.

Would you like a peanut? No, I'm all good, man

Wow, look at that.

Wow. Smiling feels good.

Wow. What do you do here all day?

Wrong

Y you got to have all the fun

Y you look like you're about to tell your friend

Y you need to straighten your back

Yay!

Yeah

Yeah, a little bit. I think you, yeah.

Yeah, and thanks for wrangling up that firewood, buddy.

Yeah, but I never break the sixth commandment, dude.

Yeah, charlie, he can win her back.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, sure

Yeah, desmond was how many months ago.

Yeah, everyone likes fun.

Yeah, for mip.

Yeah, he loves his cars. He loves his cars

Yeah, helping people smile is what we do best.

Yeah, I could eat.

Yeah, I guess you did.

Yeah, I know. I'm just saying, you're just, like

Yeah, I think he melted into goo.

Yeah, I'll just get two salty delight burgers, thanks.

Yeah, I'm at salty's restaurant on meat boulevard.

Yeah, it came out like I said,

Yeah, it kind of does.

Yeah, it's unlocked. You can come in

Yeah, like I said, I'm not a doctor,

Yeah, like, for sure. Yeah. I mean,

Yeah, mip rocks.

Yeah, my boyfriend jason died in a motorcycle accident

Yeah, no one's ever done anything crazy

Yeah, no, I've met you two, man. I friggin' met you two.

Yeah, no, w what you need to do is get your posture right.

Yeah, right over there. That's fine. Yep.

Yeah, right there is where my exotic wife will sit

Yeah, sure. No, no, you know what?

Yeah, thanks. Good night.

Yeah, that genuinely took me off guard

Yeah, they just look like us.

Yeah, unfairly. He needs our help

Yeah, well, why don't you why don't you

Yeah, what do they taste like?

Yeah, yeah, he's dead. He's yeah, he's dead.

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, alan.

Yeah, yeah. Good idea

Yeah, yeah. We're all done here.

Yeah, you know, when you put it like that,

Yeah.

Yeah. [ gulps ]

Yeah. Look, look, uh, let's just make it quick.

Yeah. So...

Yeah. Yeah, mip. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, all good.

Yep, we're all out of firewood,

Yep. Probably 'cause I ate up some of them worms earlier.

Yes, a peanut jig of your own. Yes.

Yes, but I would never stab my friend in the back.

Yes, but if I don't get my job back

Yes, I called.

Yes, I was delicious,

Yes, it's true. Oh, yes, yes, yes

Yes, salty and I were having a steamy affair.

Yes, that's what you need, is a peanut jig of your own.

Yes?

You all right?

You and I are gonna make a lot of money together.

You are you are completely deplatformed.

You are not only blacklisted,

You bury me in the beautiful chinese xiang pine forest,

You can add something else to that list

You can kiss your dad on the mouth?

You can try my new cucumber deluxe,

You can't even it's your nature.

You confronted your own problems.

You could send me back to earth.

You could tell her it was from you

You didn't have to you didn't have to say anything.

You didn't need to raise your voice, man.

You don't understand

You don't want to ruin your career like mr. Frog

You got a gym, you got a theater,

You guys spent all day doing that?

You have a good one. Happy holidays.

You have shown unrelenting dedication, bravery and wisdom

You have to get the salty delight burger.

You killed

You knew they were gonna come

You know as much as I know. I'm just reading off this thing.

You know what you must do.

You know what, mr. Boss?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what's messed up?

You know, I could do the same thing back to you.

You know, I had an uncle who killed an entire family

You know, I knew mr. Frog had problems.

You know, I was just reading about how the..

You know, I've never seen "the mr. Frog show".

You know, it's not a problem. Don't even worry about it.

You know? Look, I've got 100 e mails

You like to have fun, too?

You may have my tape on the condition

You must all go and spread the word of frowning.

You must be a hero

You must simply fetch the amulet

You must!

You must!!

You need to get your life in order.

You need to leave

You need to pick those up when you're done.

You passed my test, charlie.

You pissed me the freak off, dude.

You pushed me hard enough, and now I'm forced to admit it!

You put me in a worse mood that I was in earlier.

You really need to get your eyes checked, dude.

You really only have to watch, like, season 4 through 17,

You should be able to find something.

You should be happy that your idea was so good

You should just buy more stocks.

You sound kind of crazy sometimes,

You sure we can trust him?

You two critters must not be from around here

You two kill salty, or what? Oh, no, never.

You want to finish this last one together?

You was born like that. You was born a shrimp.

You went to the wrong place

You were my everything. World's [bleep] up, man.

You'd freak out.

You'd freak out.

You'll find him at the bottom circle of hell.

You'll get lost!

You'll get lost! [ coughs ]

You'll never escape. You're gonna die here, pim.

You're you're trying to mess with me.

You're avoiding the situation by taking a hit of that vape pen.

You're being weird, man. Let it go.

You're done. You've been replaced.

You're energetic today, mr. Boss.

You're free to join me, if you please

You're gonna pull something if you keep doing it that way

You're grim, and you're gnarly and stuff, man.

You're just a shrimp. You was born like that.

You're just button mashing, glep

You're just, like [bleep] man.

You're just, like, really, really [bleep]

You're never leaving!

You're not gonna hit that, man.

You're telling me you're a 4'6" shrimp

You're trying to trick me, man.

You're..

You've been saying that for like seven months, man.

You've shown how toxic you truly are.

Your ex boyfriend shrimp.

Your favorite character, the boss.

Your head is stunning, by the way.

Your only form of hellish entertainment.

Your secret admirer is actually over here

Your secret admirer wants to

Your uncle seems to get into lots of car accidents.

Yup. He's got that raw, bad boy edge

Yup. Hell is actually real,

3d squeldon hates lies! Boo hoo!

3d squeldon just doesn't see a point in living anymore.

3d squeldon likes balloons.

Not cool, man. No, no, no, no.

Oh, okay. What?

...Uh, will women be attracted to you

'cause that's not renaissance. I'm just saying...

'cause what you're doing, the way you're doing that,

'cause your feet are all wrong.

"mr. Frog show", which ran for 47 seasons

"no, I really, really, really don't want smormu"

[ all screaming ]

[ all sighing ]

[ audience booing ]

[ audience gasps ]

[ beeping ]

[ bell rings ]

[ bell rings, door closes ]

[ bird cawing ]

[ birds chirping ]

[ birds chirping ]

[ birds chirping ]

[ birds chirping, wind blowing ]

[ both laugh ]

[ breathing heavily ]

[ breathing heavily ]

[ breathing heavily ]

[ breathing rapidly ]

[ bug screams ]

[ building creaking ]

[ camera shutter clicks ]

[ camera shutter clicks ] ♪ when I needed someone

[ cellphone beeps ]

[ cellphone buzzes ] hello?

[ cellphone vibrating ]

[ cheering ]

[ cheering ]

[ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ]

[ chirping tune ]

[ chittering ]

[ chittering ]

[ chittering ]

[ chokes ] hey, no, no, no. Hey, hey.

[ chuckles ] I like your hair

[ chuckles ] so, is my career back now?

[ chuckles ] uh, yeah, that sounds pretty easy.

[ chuckles ] yeah.

[ clang ] what's that noise?

[ coughs ] well, excuse me.

[ coughs, groans ]

[ creatures speaking indistinctly ]

[ crowd mumbling ]

[ crowd murmuring ]

[ crowd shouting ]

[ crowd shouting and cheering ]

[ crying ]

[ crying ]

[ crying ]

[ crying ]

[ crying ] go away.

[ demonic voice ] enough!

[ ding! ]

[ ding! Ding! Ding! ]

[ distorted voice ] look at yourself. Weak.

[ dog barking ]

[ dramatic music plays ]

[ evil voice ] now I'm going to deliver this package,

[ exhales ]

[ exhales ] oh [bleep]

[ explosion ]

[ faint evil laughter ]

[ fanfare plays ]

[ farts ]

[ feedback squeals ]

[ frogs croaking ]

[ gasping ]

[ gasping ]

[ gasping and grunting ]

[ gasps ]

[ gasps ]

[ gasps ]

[ gasps and screams ]

[ gasps and whimpers ]

[ gibbers ]

[ gibbers ]

[ gibbers ]

[ gibbers ]

[ gibbers ]

[ gibbers ]

[ giggling ]

[ glass shatters ]

[ glass shatters, shouting continues ]

[ grim and graham laugh evilly ]

[ groaning ]

[ groaning ]

[ groaning ]

[ groaning continues ]

[ groans ]

[ groans ] mip.

[ groans ] pim, what are you doing?

[ groans ] where are we?

[ growling ]

[ growls ]

[ grunting ]

[ grunts ]

[ grunts ]

[ grunts ] aah!

[ gulping ]

[ gulps ] ahh!

[ gun cocks, fires ]

[ hocks loogie ]

[ howling ]

[ human voice ] oh, well, I guess you're right.

[ human voice ] what's up?

[ humming ]

[ indistinct arguing ]

[ indistinct talking ]

[ inhales deeply ]

[ kissing ]

[ knock on door ]

[ knock, knock ]

[ laughing, screaming ]

[ laughs ]

[ laughs ]

[ laughs evilly ]

[ laughs evilly ]

[ laughter ]

[ lightning cracks ]

[ mocking] the fda

[ mockingly ] so what do you guys even do?

[ mouse squeaks ]

[ mr

[ muffled shouting ]

[ music calms ]

[ muttering ]

[ normal voice ] shut up, man.

[ ominous music plays ]

[ ominous music plays ]

[ ominous music plays ] [ gulps ]

[ panting ]

[ panting ]

[ panting ]

[ panting ]

[ panting ]

[ panting ]

[ panting and grunting ]

[ peppy music plays ]

[ piano music plays ]

[ rapping indistinctly ]

[ rustling ]

[ sad music plays ]

[ screaming ]

[ screaming ]

[ screaming ]

[ screaming ]

[ screaming ]

[ screaming ]

[ screaming ]

[ screaming ] what was that?

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

[ screeches ]

[ screeches ]

[ screeches ]

[ screeches ] [ screams ]

[ screeching in distance ]

[ shouting and glass shattering continues ]

[ shouts ] no, no, it's fine.

[ shrieks ]

[ sighs ]

[ sighs ] alright.

[ sighs ] as is mip.

[ sighs ] glep, it's the spitting

[ sighs ] he doesn't want to dress up as anything.

[ sighs ] maybe maybe going cold turkey

[ sighs ] no calls today

[ sighs ] oh, well

[ sighs ] okay. I'm almost there.

[ sighs ] thank god.

[ sirens wail ]

[ slurps ]

[ slurps ] mmm

[ smacks lips ]

[ small devils giggling ]

[ smoke alarm beeping ]

[ smooches ]

[ sniffles, crying continues ]

[ sniffs ] [ automatic gunfire ]

[ sobbing ]

[ spits ]

[ spits ]

[ spits ]

[ spits ] [ laughter ]

[ spits ] oh!

[ spooky music plays ]

[ spooky music plays ]

[ stammers ] I literally I don't know.

[ steam hisses ]

[ suspenseful music plays ]

[ telephone rings ]

[ thunder claps ]

[ thunder crashes ]

[ thunder crashes ] [ screams ]

[ thunder rolls ]

[ thunder rumbles ]

[ thunder rumbles ]

[ trumpet fanfare blares ]

[ trumpet fanfare, rat screeching ]

[ twig snaps ]

[ up tempo music plays ]

[ video game playing ]

[ vocalizes ]

[ wailing in distance ]

[ weak laughter ]

[ whimpering ]

[ whimpers ]

[ whirring ]

[ whirring, beeping continues ]

[ wind blowing ]

[ wind whistling ]

[bleep] [bleep]

[bleep] it's genius.

♪ 'cause down here ♪

♪ and I guess pim was there too ♪

♪ and that's how it all started ♪

♪ and we all loved him so much ♪

♪ and you came right in time

♪ are ringing those kingdom bells ♪

♪ charlie was the hero ♪

♪ da da di da do, da da di di da da do ♪

♪ da da di da do, da da di di da da do ♪

♪ da da di da do, da da di di da da do ♪ announcer: It's smormu!

♪ h e double l ♪

♪ he fought the beasts and evils ♪

♪ he was the great hero ♪

♪ I've been waiting for

♪ I've been waiting for

♪ it's you

♪ it's you

♪ of charlie the hero ♪

♪ one twig, two twig, three twig, four ♪

♪ ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ picking up twigs, picking up twigs ♪

♪ pim was there too I guess ♪

♪ so it's you

♪ so it's you

♪ so long

♪ so long

♪ special moments

♪ take a bit of misery and hang it upon the tree ♪

♪ that dwelled upon the land ♪

♪ the holidays lasts for eternity ♪

♪ there's a thousand points of never ending pain ♪

♪ there's no better destination for an excellent celebration ♪

♪ these will always be with me

♪ this is the story ♪

♪ very special moments

♪ we are here, you and I

♪ we belong

♪ we smiled

♪ well, it's christmas in h e double l ♪

♪ where were you all along?

♪ where were you all along?

♪ yeah, the damn and the dudes ♪

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♪ and we said hello

♪ but charlie was the main one ♪

♪ certainly, my heart was beating fast ♪

♪ da da di da do, da da di di da da do ♪ you voted, and we listened

♪ I like twigs, and I want some more ♪

♪ I like, I like picking up twigs ♪

♪ there's all kinds of aggravation ♪

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