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Home > The Room (2003) Ultimate Soundboard
A man like that, with a gun, my God
Ahh... *kiss*
And you betrayed me
Anything for my princess, ha ha ha
Anyway how is your sex life?
Are you OK?
Argh, why Lisa, why why?
As a person, as a human being, as a friend
At least you have friends, I didn't get any calls today
Because it was an out of state bank
But you are psychologist. Do you have some advice?
But you remember what I told you OK
Bye bye
Bye Danny
Bye Denny
Can I go upstairs too?
Can I help you?
Catch this Johnny ohh
Cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Chicken Peter you're just a little chicken
Chris R, I've been looking for you
Delivery man
Denny don't ask a question like that
Did you get your promotion?
Do you
Do you have something else to do?
Do you understand life?
Do you want me to order a pizza?
Don't touch me mother fucker. Get out
Don't worry about it, it's good for you
Everybody betrayed me
Everybody betrayed me. I fed up with this world
Get out my house
Get out of my life you bitch!
Get out, get out, get out of my life!
God. Forgive me
Good thinking
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto and light on the cheese
He didn't get his promotion
He's cranky today
Here you go
Hey baby how you doing
Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make
Hey everyone let's go outside for some fresh air
Hi babe
Hi babe
Hi doggie
Hi mom, how are you?
How could you do this to me?
How could you love him?
How dare you talk to me like that!
How do you mean that?
How much is it?
Hurry up I have to open the door
I already ordered a pizza
I can't talk right now
I cannot tell you, it's confidential
I definitely have breast cancer
I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not
I don't care
I don't drink, you know that
I don't have a friend in the world
I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me
I don't want to talk about it
I don't want to talk about it (2)
I don't want to talk about it (3)
I don't want to talk about it!
I gave you seven years of my life
I got the results of the test back
I have something for you
I have to go now
I just like to watch you guys
I kill you you bastard
I kill you. I break every bone in your body
I love you and I did anything to just please you, and now you betray me
I owe him some money
I saved them bundles, they're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it
I still love you
I think I'm going to join him
I treat you like a princess
I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
I want to talk right now
I would do anything for my girl
I'm going to take a nap
I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much
I'm sure I'll be alright
I'm tired, I'm wasted. I love you darling
If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live
If you keep your girl satisfied, she won't come to me
If you love me, you'll drink this
In a few minutes bitch
Is he dead? My God Mark, is he dead?
It seems to me you're the expert Mark!
It's from Johnny
It's just a little something
Just shut up
Just stop asking me stupid questions
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket
Let's take him to the Police
Lisa can you clean up here please
Listen I've got to go
Maybe I know more than you think I do Mark
Mmm hmm
Mmm hmm
Mmm hmmm
Mmm nmmm
Nice to see you Danny
No it's not true don't even ask
Of course what do you think, they already put my ideas into practice
Oh hey guys
Oh hi
Oh hi Claudette
Oh hi Danny
Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you
Oh hi Mark
Oh man
Oh that was not nothing
OK folks everything is fine. Fight is over. I'm sorry Mark
Ok ok
Peter, you always play psychologist with us
Please talk to me, please!
Pretty good
Right on man
Screaming and smashing
Screaming and smashing
Shoot Danny
So boring
Son of a bitch
Stop ganging up on me
Sure, it's yours
Thank you Holly, you invited all my friends, good thinking
Thanks a lot, bye
Thanks Mom
That son of a bitch said that I would get it within three months
That'll be $18. Here you go, keep the change
That's a very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases
That's me
That's the idea
That's the idea
The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool
They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me and I don't care no more
This is not the way you make money
Two is great, but three is a crowd
Wake up Johnny please. It's not right. It's not right
Wake up man! What planet are you on
We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money
We'll see about that
We're expecting
We're probably going to have a baby eventually anyway
Well I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know
Well we'll see
Well whatever
What a story Mark
What are you doing
What are you doing? What's going on here
What do you want from me huh
What kind of drugs do you take?
What kind of money?
What makes you say that
What's happening? Is everyone OK? I heard a shot. Call 911
What's new with you?
Whatever I don't care
Where is my money?
Where's my fucking money Danny?
Who are you calling a bitch?
Who are you talking to?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Why are you so hysterical?
Why don't you ditch this creep? I don't like him anymore
Why Johnny? Why? Johnny why?
Why? Why is this happening to me? Why?
Wow you look so sexy Lisa
Yeah can I have a dozen red roses please
Yeah right
Yeah that's er right
You and your stupid mother
You are lieing, I never hit you
You are tearing me apart Lisa!
You betrayed me. You just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep
You bitch!
You bitch. You bitch!
You can come out now, she's gone
You didn't get it did you
You don't understand anything man, leave your stupid comments in your pocket
You know what you need
You little prick
You little tramp
You little tramp
You must be crazy I can't drink this