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The Wrong Mans (2013) - Season 1

The Wrong Mans (2013) - Season 1

"The Wrong Mans" is a thrilling British comedy-drama series that first premiered in 2013. The show follows the misadventures of two ordinary men, Sam Pinkett and Phil Bourne, who become unwittingly entangled in a criminal conspiracy.

Created by James Corden and Mathew Baynton, who also star as the leading characters, "The Wrong Mans" captivates audiences with its unique blend of humor and suspense. James Corden, known for his roles in "Gavin & Stacey" and "The Late Late Show with James Corden," plays the role of Sam Pinkett, while Mathew Baynton, recognized for his work on "Horrible Histories," portrays the character of Phil Bourne. Together, the duo's comedic timing and chemistry form the backbone of the series.

The story begins when Sam, an unassuming council worker, answers a ringing phone at the scene of a car crash. The mysterious caller, a woman named Scarlett, is in urgent need of assistance. Sam, eager to help, takes on the call and soon finds himself embroiled in a high-stakes abduction scenario. Phil, a bored post-room worker at a local corporation, becomes inadvertently involved when he witnesses Sam's desperate attempt to save Scarlett.

As the plot thickens, Sam and Phil navigate dangerous situations, riddled with kidnappings, espionage, and evil masterminds. What makes "The Wrong Mans" truly addictive is the constant balance between comedy and suspense. The duo's bumbling attempts at being heroes often result in hilarious yet perilous scenarios. From disguising themselves as traffic wardens to infiltrating criminal networks, Sam and Phil find themselves in increasingly outrageous circumstances as they try to save lives and survive relentless pursuit.

The Wrong Mans features a talented ensemble cast that amplifies the humor and intensity of each episode. Rebecca Front, known for her role in "The Thick of It," shines as Phil's overbearing boss, Patricia. Meanwhile, Sarah Solemani adds depth to Scarlett, the damsel in distress. Additional notable cast members include Joan Wymark as Sam's mother, Benedict Wong as The Passerby, and Dougray Scott as the enigmatic antagonist.

The series is highly acclaimed for its unique blend of genres and storytelling techniques. It keeps audiences on the edge of their seats with its dramatic plot twists while still delivering laugh-out-loud moments throughout. The chemistry between Corden and Baynton is palpable, making their characters relatable despite being thrust into extraordinary situations.

"The Wrong Mans" is not only a critically acclaimed television series, but it also boasts an incredible soundtrack that enhances the viewer's experience. The music, composed by Kevin Sargent, sets the tone for each scene, transitioning seamlessly between suspenseful moments and comedic sequences. The series' theme song, "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle, adds a catchy and energetic vibe to the show's opening credits.

If you're looking to experience the thrills and laughter of "The Wrong Mans," you can watch the series on streaming platforms or purchase the DVD box set. For those interested in the show's soundtrack, you can play and download these sounds here, immersing yourself in the captivating world of Sam and Phil as they stumble through dangerous adventures.

In conclusion, "The Wrong Mans" is an exciting and entertaining series that seamlessly weaves comedy and suspense together. With a stellar cast, clever writing, and a thrilling soundtrack, this British jewel is a must-watch for fans of action-packed comedies.

A bet's not a bet unless you shake on the bet.
A bit, last night.
A bright future to look forward to,
A dream of a bright future...
A friend?
A gentleman?
A huge regeneration project
A job they can be secure in.
A music box
A phone which doesn't seem to exist.
A toast to old friends.
Aaa have it!
Aaaaaaaaargh!
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaargh!
Aaaah!
Aaargh!
Aaargh!
Aaargh! Aargh!
Aargh!
About that...
Absolutely typical. Lying Brussels puppet.
After you'd been taken to the hospital,
After you'd been taken to the hospital, your phone started ringing.
After you'd gone,
Agent, do you have a shot, over?
Agreed?
Ah, thank you.
Ah!
Ah. And you must be... Who must you be?
Ah...
Ahh, have it!
Ahh, I'm hungry.
Ahh!
All I'm saying is,
All I'm saying is, we have to be really careful
All of it.
All right, best friends.
All right, then, well, we'll go, then. Get his keys.
All right, then. Well, a burger shack or a juice shack or a taco shack.
All right?
All right?
All right.
Amazing really, innit?
Amazing!
And a glass of water, please, Philip.
And a male Clare Balding.
And because it was in the safe,
And can you describe these two men?
And definitely dangerous.
And don't give me that spa day shit.
And ended up with you.
And everybody turned back on me like I was a stray dog.
And has he told you anything or spoken to anyone,
And have jobs to feel secure in
And he couldn't have done it without Lizzie.
And he's the only one who doesn't have party.
And I am sorry that we split up but... I am not going to apologise
And I can't bear it.
And I don't even know what that is.
And I haven't got one of those machines that... thrrrrrrr.
And I told him my address.
And I traced the phone
And I traced the phone and ended up with you.
And I was laughing so much,
And I work for the British Secret Service.
And I'm glad to welcome you to my new home, Great Britain.
And I've not got his ward on my bloomin' notes.
And if I can play some small part in that, then I'm a lucky man.
And if I'm fortunate enough to have grandchildren,
And it's going to cost Sam a fortune if it's just the two of us. So...
And it's made me realise there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
And it's mistakes like this that give us a bad name.
And it's your fingerprints on the murder weapon.
And it's your town.
And love... who your heart tells you to.
And make me change my mind?
And no, I don't enjoy it.
And nobody will ever find your body.
And now that the redevelopment has got full approval,
And out through your nose, in through your mouth, out through your nose,
And pay off a crazy... did I?
And schools and shops that don't shut down.
And she is smokin'!
And she'll get the blame!
And so she took it.
And start with the truth?
And that our town does have
And that... is a schoolboy error, my friend.
And that's in business class?
And that's never going to happen while you're stuck at the council.
And the contestant spends as long as possible avoiding answering it.
And then his shoe got stuck and he was trying to do it with his other shoe,
And then you wake me up, OK.
And then, as soon as I'm out of this, I'm gonna tear you limb by limb.
And then, when we do finally get to have a little chat,
And this voice tells me they're going to kill someone
And use these two, they seem to have it well covered.
And we have decided to announce today
And we haven't taken a hostage.
And we think that this property is ideal for our couple.
And we'll administer the spinal anaesthesia.
And we've got your address, if we need you.
And whatever happened to "rolling deep"?
And when she passes me,
And where I am, number 45, is...
And where is he now?
And why would he need your help? You're just the mailroom guy.
And why would I do that?
And years of work... Everyone, Jim Reid!
And you didn't think to bring this up before?
And you know what? You're right.
And you lost...
And you see the big tree there, in the middle of Priory Park?
And you sent these two dickheads with an empty suitcase!
And you sent these two dickheads with an empty suitcase!
And you were right.
And you will not move, because if you do, you will be shot.
And you, beautiful boy...
And you're only staying because of me, or us.
And you're talking to me now.
And you've not been in contact with anyone else?
And you've not spoken to any other intelligence agencies?
And...
Any chance of a discount?
Anyone else had done this to me, it'd be very serious.
Anyone else? It's just I've booked it for the whole day
Anyone want one with milk?
Anyone? Clyde? Clyde?
Anything you want.
Anything?
Anything. Just be quick, yeah?
Apart from that he's consistently late, without good reason? I witnessed a car crash. OK?
Apparently, we are under a blanket of ice here...
Are there peas in it?
Are they working with the Russians? Don't tell me, you don't know.
Are you a relation?
Are you happy with that?
Are you looking after her properly?
Are you Mori's boys?
Are you not going to stay and celebrate?
Are you OK?
Are you prepared to roll deep?
Are you saying no?
Are you saying we're going to be convicted for a crime we didn't commit?
Are you sure this is the one you bought a couple of days ago
Are you sure?
Are you with us? Ah, I'll be honest, this is going to hurt.
Are you... are you sure you don't want to do that later?
Aren't you coming?
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
As I say, that's very much between you and Mr Stevens.
As soon as a decision is made, you'll be the first to know.
As soon as we have the results of the consultation,
At 1.15am, they arrive at the address of Marat Milankovic,
At a party, I put the timer and people forget!
At all?
At least I know why you kept disappearing from work now.
At this point in time,
Average height. Um... One of them's...
Awww!
Back up.
Baker.
Ball park.
Bam!
Bandages!
BBC News on Friday the 8th of January.
Be aware of two wanted men in the Berkshire area,
Be there at...
Because danger is everywhere.
Because if she's not, you're next.
Because of all the hard work I've done on it.
Because of all the hard work I've done on it.
Because of her, we're just a few days away from realising that dream.
Because that's how I roll!
Because that's what you're looking at. My game face.
Because there's obviously something...
Because you're about to spend a lot of lonely nights in prison.
Beep.
Best friends.
Best friends.
Bif! Bof! Bif! Bof! Bif! Bof!
Big time.
Big...
Bitch.
Black V neck cos...
Black V neck cos...
Boom.
Both of you here on the same day.
Both white...
Br...
Bracknell...
Bracknell...
Busy. Oh, me, too. Hey, listen, we'll keep trying.
But apparently my memory could come back at any moment
But first, we must count the money.
But here you are!
But I have secrets too.
But I have secrets too.
But I'll definitely come back soon, and we'll have a proper chat then.
But I'm sure you'll understand these things have to remain top secret.
But if there's any way I can save your wife, I promise I will.
But look at you. Ooh.
But not you, Petr, not you, because today you came to find me
But now we've got one, it will snowball surely.
But people pose, people show you what they want to show you.
But then they'll definitely catch us. Scarlett said...
But there has been a delay, Minister,
But they can receive calls. So if this cuts out, just call me back.
But they won't know what it is. They can't know. How could they?
But they're going to want hard cash. Unmarked bills. Sequential serial numbers. All that jazz.
But we can connect them to nine incidents in the last 48 hours.
But we cannot allow things like this to happen.
But we're no longer...
But we're not him.
But where are we going to go?
But why?
But you don't have it, do you?
But you have got to stay focused at all times,
But you'll be killed the second you land.
But, for example, if I say, "Phone home," you say...?
But, you know, really the credit for this
But... you put me in your hand.
Bye, now. Bye bye.
Bye, then.
C C Can you take that and we'll owe you the rest?
Calm down, Doug. Cut the kid some slack
Calm down, Philip, please.
Calm this... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can I help you?
Can I just take, like, £50, just to get home?
Can I see you when you've got ten minutes?
Can we get that on a banner for tomorrow?
Can we make it six?
Can you call me back as soon as you get this? Thank you.
Can you do my hot water bottle for me, please? I don't want to come downstairs.
Can you get a shot on Lau?
Can you hold the door, please?
Can you turn on the printer in the office?
Can you turn this off?
Can't believe I've never been up here before.
Can't go there. Lau knows where I live.
Car crash. Ambulance.
Caretaker comes out the back every 20 minutes for a smoke. We go in.
Carry on.
Change the music! Change it!
Cheers, everybody. See you on Sunday.
Chyort!
Chyort.
Classic, Len.
Clive.
Close your eyes! I know you're tired.
Clyde?
Collateral damage.
Collateral damage. Now, I'm going to get on that plane, and he's coming with me.
Combination is on there.
Come here, come here, come here.
Come here!
Come on, Phil, let's get out of here.
Come on, Phil. Let's get out of here quick.
Come on, Sam. Let's get out of here.
Come on, you're dressed for it. Go on!
Come on!
Coming.
Consequences.
Cool guy.
Cos his name was Michael, and "Phil" sounds a bit like "village".
Cos I will end you. Wah!
Cos... Well, yours are... They're a bit red.
Cough if you can hear me.
Culverson, I saw him on the news.
Culverson, I saw him on the news.
Cut the music!
Cut the music! Cut the music!
Da.
Damn it!
David Badandridge.
David Baddiel. Badanbridge. David Badanbridge.
Dear God!
Deep!
Definitely. At some point.
Did he give you that raise?
Did he play for Stoke?
Did he say anything to you about any documents?
Did he say... Marat Milankovic?
Did he? How nice of him(!)
Did Nick ever mention that name?
Did you bring my house keys?
Did you enjoy it, Phil?
Did you nick that from mine?
Did you really think that you were going to come in here
Didn't we? We worked it all out, we were that close.
Died. He's been died.
Dirty boy!
Do as he says. It's over, Paul.
Do it quick.
Do not approach without backup.
Do you enjoy working for the council?
Do you know where is my phone?
Do you know where she is?
Do you mind feeding me a couple of g****s?
Do you think they're happy, Sam?
Do you think this guy is more likely to yield information under duress
Do you think you could come and get him?
Do you understand? Watch the lights.
Do you want some Haribo?
Does anyone know what's happening with this banner?
Does my dad know about this? Because he will absolutely...
Does the name Marat Milankovic mean anything to you?
Don't answer it, the police will be there.
Don't answer it.
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't bother reading it now, just whenever...
Don't do it, Paul. We'll have to shoot.
Don't drink it!
Don't even look at them yourself. They're disgusting.
Don't fucking lie to me!
Don't get me started, right.
Don't know, really.
Don't lie to me.
Don't make me shoot him!
Don't move, don't move!
Don't move. Do not move a muscle.
Don't start. Let's get out of here.
Don't usually go down too well in a court of law.
Don't worry, Marat, we're gonna patch you up, all right?
Don't worry, Sam. What I have to say to you won't take longer than...
Don't worry. You're in safe...
Don't...
Doors closing.
Doors closing.
Down!
Drink it!
Drink that, it's isotonic.
Drink your medicine! Drink it!
Drink your medicine. Drink it!
Drink, drink it!
Drinking? Alcohol?
Ed. And... he's not even my type.
Eh? That's...
Either you meet me...
Elizabeth Green, yes.
Er, Len, do you think we need...
Er, Midhurst Triangle.
Er, see you in a bit.
Er...
Evening, Phil.
Every time I do, I seem to make things worse.
Everybody here should have a home that they can be proud of,
Everyone queuing up to shake your hand.
Everyone... on Friday.
Everything OK?
Everything. The worst thing is, the town wouldn't even get the benefit.
Exactly! Stuff like this never happens!
Exactly! Things are bad enough.
Exactly! Unless we give her what she wants. Now put it back!
Excuse me?!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Sorry, I've got Mr Stevens here.
Faster!
Find the house, find the guy. Find the guy, find the music box.
Find the house, find the guy. Find the guy, find the music box.
Find the music box...
Find the music box...
Fine. Six o'clock.
Fit!
Fluids, vitamins, OK?
Flying over above us, coming out of trees.
Foolish, cowardly man.
For 800 grand?
For clues.
For one day. Only one day. I'm not safe!
For the fact that I actually care about what I'm trying to do.
For you.
Forget it!
Four hours. All right. Um, no, no. OK, all right, thanks ever so much.
Four hours. All right. Um, no, no. OK, all right, thanks ever so much.
From the accident this morning,
From TV, something like a culture programme or sports show.
FSB seems to think so.
FSB use my secrets against me.
FSB used my secrets against me.
Fuck off!
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck!
Full of stresses and tensions, and I wonder who caused that(!)
Future.
Gel my hair up, put on my sleeveless Puffa jacket.
Get down.
Get in the front. You're driving the rest of the way.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get it back.
Get me that music box.
Get me the duty officer.
Get off! Get the fuck off me!
Get on the phone to Thames Valley Police.
Get on your plane. Be my guest.
Get out!
Get up.
Getting into fights.
Give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
Give the phone to your friend.
Give yourselves up!
Glad you came.
Go and get some bedding from the bedding cupboard.
Go for it.
Go on, read them out.
Go on.
Go on.
God...
Gonna borrow the car, OK, Mum?
Good luck.
Good morning. This is Moira Stuart.
Good work.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good. From now on we just ignore them.
Got him.
Got it!
Got it.
Got them? Oh, my God!
Grab Milankovic, bring him out for questioning.
Great!
Great. Come and do it now.
Great. Let's hear them.
Guys, who wants to go go karting?
Guys?
Guys? I don't know if anyone's...
Guys...
Ha! "Hard work."
Hands behind your back!
Hang on, Green as in Lizzie Green?
Hang on, I recognise him.
Hang on, what are we saying here?
Hang on, who am I?
Hang on, who am I?
Hang on, you haven't paid me to take anybody out.
Hang on.
Hang on. This is silly.
Has Sam turned up?
Have I let the cat out of the bag? Meow.
Have you asked him what type of documents?
Have you been drinking, sir?
Have you been eating properly?
Have you done this before?
Have you not?
Have you reported this?
Have you seen this?
Have you told anyone else about this?
Have you told anyone else?
Have you written anything down?
Have you written anything down?
Have you...?
Haven't you got a key?
Having a hostage.
He can't have bought it more than a couple of days ago.
He doesn't actually work for the council, he just works for the building.
He had a nasty car accident this morning
He hit you and he hit Sam.
He might mean these documents.
He must have thought the music box was valuable.
He said it himself this is worthless. This is the key!
He sold a load of stuff, we've ended up with the money,
He sold something very important to me.
He told me not to tell anyone!
He wants access to the building to do some work for you.
He wants payback for being thrown out of Russia.
He wants to talk to you.
He was convinced that our Philip was a whoopsie, of course.
He was never meant to be involved.
He'll be in the hospital.
He'll get rich, and she'll get the blame!
He's a bit old for work experience, isn't he, Phil?
He's a gentleman.
He's absolutely fine, honestly. We gave him a Twix.
He's asking the Russians to pay him to keep his mouth shut.
He's been talking about you for so long,
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's delirious. Have some more of this.
He's in the cabinet.
He's right, Paul. Think what would happen if it went public.
He's with me. At work.
He's with me. At work. I work at Berkshire County Council.
He's with me. At work. I work at Berkshire County Council.
Hello, Jack. I'm Sam
Hello, Jim.
Hello, love of my life.
Hello, Miss Green, sorry to disturb, it's Council Security here.
Hello, um, I'm not sure if this was the right number to call...
Hello!
Hello?
Hello. Sam?
Hello. This is Brad speaking.
Help! I cannot swim!
Here you go.
Hey!
Hey! You have got to keep your nutrients up.
Hey...
Hi, excuse me. We're looking for Mr Stevens. He was in a car crash this morning.
Hi, it's me again.
Hi, Kev.
Hi, this is a message for Sergeant Ince... It's Sam Pinkett here
Hi.
Hi. Just before you say anything,
Hiya, Mum, it's me.
Hiya, Mum!
Hiya, Mum.
Hiya. Er, Mori sent me.
Hmm, yes, I...
Hmm.
Hmm. Yeah. Alan passed away last night.
Hold on a minute.
Hold still, hold still!
Hold your position.
Holy shit! Who are these guys?
Honestly, I'm fine. I just need to get my clothes back.
Honey! Stop.
Honey...
Honey...
Hopping round in his socks.
How about now?
How about we stop with the fairy tales
How are you, Len? What are you watching?
How can you sell it all out for a bit of money?
How could you do this?
How did this happen, Phil?
How hot?
How long's she been gone?
How out of your depth you are.
How out of your depth you are.
Hugh... Dandridge.
Huh, huh? Yeah, that's right.
Humiliation. The first rule of taking a hostage humiliate them.
I actually used to live round there with my girlfriend.
I am arresting you for the murder of your husband, Nicholas Stevens.
I am certain we cannot do business like before.
I am gonna talk now, and you are going to listen.
I am not dead!
I am not dead!
I am the only man on the planet who can prove your innocence.
I am the only man on the planet who can prove your innocence.
I asked them to deliver it straight to the town hall.
I can see it in your faces.
I can see that. Why?
I can see why it looks like that, but it was actually...
I can't bear my mum to see them, all right? Just burn them.
I can't do this.
I can't go anywhere without Sam.
I can't run any more!
I can't sleep.
I can't... I can't do that.
I cannot swim. I cannot swim.
I certainly didn't made you a... double agent.
I come in here every day trying to be who you want me to be
I come up here sometimes twice a day and I've never seen anyone.
I didn't do anything!
I didn't even know that you two were even talking.
I don't bloody believe this.
I don't bloody believe this.
I don't bloody believe this. He said it was full of money and... and...
I don't even know why you bother coming in.
I don't go deep end.
I don't have a phone. Someone threw it off a train.
I don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
I don't know if that's an eight or a nine.
I don't know what you're talking about and I don't think you do either.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know why I didn't drive the whole way...
I don't know! How would I know?!
I don't know! I haven't seen any documents!
I don't know.
I don't know. Green Ward?
I don't know. Shouldn't you know?
I don't like this.
I don't sleep well here.
I don't think we've got a choice!
I don't think you call the shots here.
I don't understand. This was definitely the meeting place.
I don't wanna talk about it. Us.
I don't want any blood on the good settee, I'll get my kit.
I don't want it to happen! I haven't slept all night.
I don't want to go back to a Nokia!
I don't want to hear you make a sound
I don't want to know of your involvement.
I found the phone by the side of the road.
I found the phone by the side of the road.
I fucking hate it.
I gave my guy my money and a phone.
I gave my guy my money and a phone.
I get paid on Thursday. Phil, how much was that hot stone massage?
I give it to you. You keep safe.
I give it to you. You keep safe. Tell no one.
I guess we'll find out in 45 minutes.
I had a roast.
I have a, er...
I have it.
I have it.
I have no quarrels with you!
I have to leave my family without saying goodbye because of you!
I have.
I haven't got my passport!
I haven't involved the police
I haven't.
I haven't. How could I have? It's blank.
I hope I haven't made too much trouble for you?
I hope she hasn't changed her password.
I hope they will, too.
I just didn't realise you'd moved on so quickly.
I just don't see what I've got to thank you for.
I just found a phone.
I just need to print it out.
I just negotiated the whole thing. Where is he?
I just sold some art, that's all I did.
I just sold some art. That's all I did. To Marat Milankovic.
I just want to run through how this will go...
I just wanted to give you the keys back.
I just work in the building. I'm sub contracted.
I know Brimpton Airfield.
I know everything.
I know everything.
I know names, and locations of many Russian agents based in Western Europe.
I know we're all tired.
I know where we can search the planning archives.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. I am.
I know. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
I like it. It's great. I'm Jim.
I like to photograph since I was a child,
I love this song.
I love you. I love you.
I mean Hugh. And this is David.
I mean, at best it's rude.
I mean, how long before Len finds him?
I mean, I didn't inhale, obviously. Not me, Officer!
I mean, I'm helping Sam with the Reid regeneration project.
I mean, only a total idiot would go there without any money!
I mean, what documents does he think we have?
I mean, yes, it's... it's a no.
I miss you looking after me.
I miss you making my decisions for me.
I need assurances.
I need the toilet.
I need to ask you a question.
I need to know right now.
I need to know that I'm with someone who's got my back.
I need to pop out for a few minutes.
I need to put something on the accident form.
I need you to find them and get rid of them.
I notice you're not denying it, you and Reid.
I only got it two weeks ago.
I only wish there was some way of thanking you.
I paid! I fucking paid!
I promise I'll do it this morning.
I put this up a couple of weeks ago now.
I really am most grateful to both of you for returning it.
I really don't think this...
I really love jumpers.
I roll deep!
I said I couldn't remember what they looked like.
I saw a man here I thought was Kev and it isn't Kev!
I saw someone poison the champagne, it wasn't me!
I say a line, and you have to guess which film it's from.
I sent you a text, Mum.
I still find those kinds of conversations a bit weird.
I swear. Please believe me.
I tell you what...
I think he might be in a coma.
I think he's trying to say something.
I think it would have been worth it if it were anyone else but you.
I think it's the music. I'm not really feeling this.
I think that's long enough.
I think this might hurt a little bit.
I think we established quite clearly that we just work for the council.
I think we'll meet somewhere neutral, if you don't mind. Take down this address.
I think we're all speechless.
I think you should know that I'm having a little get together.
I think...
I thought I was going to theatre.
I thought if I could just get your phone back to you,
I thought you were coming in early.
I throw a party for my friend here
I told him. I don't know why.
I told them. I said, "Don't use Sam. He will let you down."
I track you leaving the home of one of Russia's most wanted
I understand what you're saying, Phil.
I used to come here all the time with my dad to fly my kite.
I want my keys back before I change the locks.
I want my keys back. Before I change the locks.
I want my keys back... before I change the locks.
I want to make speech!
I want you to know whatever happens, I don't regret a second of it.
I want you to know, whatever happens, I don't regret a second of it.
I want you to think very carefully.
I want...
I was at home.
I was beginning to think you didn't exist.
I was in a fight. But I'm OK.
I was supposed to deliver the money to Mr Lau. That's all I know.
I was talking to Agent Walker.
I was there when you crashed your car this morning.
I watched Marat do it, and I copied every single word.
I went to school here.
I will bet you £100 pounds it's Danger Mouse.
I will do the same to her if you don't bring the documents
I will kill her.
I will kill you. I will kill you,
I will make a decision in conjunction with my colleagues
I will shoot him! I will never put this gun down!
I will take your nose. It's gone.
I will tear you apart! Where is it?
I wish Michael were still alive. He'd love to have met you.
I wish you'd just tell me.
I wish you'd just tell me. What do you want?
I wish you'd told me that before.
I won't.
I work at Berkshire County Council.
I wouldn't be in the middle of all this if I hadn't listened to you!
I'd be impressed...
I'd rather get them...
I'll ask the questions, sir.
I'll be down in a minute.
I'll be up in a minute.
I'll come.
I'll come.
I'll do that later. I can remember that.
I'll do the talking.
I'll find them, Paul. I'm this close. I know it.
I'll give you anything. You can take anything from here.
I'll give you three seconds!
I'll just have a drink!
I'll never forget, it got caught in that tree down there
I'll say.
I'll see you at work, then.
I'll send it to your screen.

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