The Simpsons - Season 8 Edit

A 35 year old "Springfieldite" who has earned everything the hard way...

A canister of wall lubricant...

A case of severe butt rot and a leprechaun bite.

A cleanup effort is already under way, and, as always...

A comedy nurse who's laughing all the way to the blood bank.

A cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel

A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife...

A family heirloom to pay the gas bill?

A few clumsy gestures aren't gonna make up for 10 years of neglect.

A frying pan radio! Wow!

A golf shirt with my corporate logo on it.

A half ton of newspaper, and all we get is 75 cents?

A house of loose ethics.

A kiss doesn't mean anything if it's dishonest.

A ladybug? [Screaming]

A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant...

A little help?

A lot of carbon monoxide, so keep the window open.

A love story.

A machine? Earl's a machine?

A magical way for two people to renew their love.

A man who, by all rights, should have been killed dozens of times by now?

A man who's been in a coma for 23 years wakes up.

A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence

A man's not a piece of fruit!

A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline...

A medal? Thank you, sir.

A million sewn together will catch a million fish.

A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle.

A nd he who shall violate this law...

A new feature never before seen on TV

A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie..

A oo ga! Will the owner of the great big butt please move it out of my face.

A pair of the great apes rose up at me, but bif bam...

A planned community designed for the workers of the Globex Corporation.

A poem by Hans Moleman.

A powerful explosive and a top notch engine coolant.

A private club where gentlemen can play some cards and see a show

A profound mystical understanding.

A program of this caliber after so many years.

A raid? Curly?

A rolling green hillside, the stars coming out...

A self made man, like me.

A ship with people! I know. I'll bring them to me.

A son who owns a factory, fancy clothes and

A stressed out Pepsi bottle? Come on.

A strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.

A super train between Springfield and Aruba.

A tasty, golden brown life preserver.

A third came screaming at me!

A town whose very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit.

A Twizzler is not a sprinkle.

A very rare old figurine from the Civil War.

A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.

A winner has been chosen for today's giveaway.

Abandoned by his parents at age four...

About robots named Rod and Todd.

About so called cheating.

Absolutely...

Absotively not arino!

Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector.

Acclaimed? [Spits]

According to the map, the cabin should be right here.

Ach! I'll never look at him the same again.

Acid, eh? Gee. That would have been stupid. [Laughs]

Across a 60 gauge hemp jute line with a blister factor of 12.

Actually, I'm a little chilly. Can I have another straitjacket?

Actually, Luann, I don't really know anything about you.

Actually, we're here to see your husband about his U.F.O. encounter.

Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings.

Admiral Byrd had just reached the Pole...

After all, we have female singers...

After you claim your stolen merchandise...

Afternoon, Homer. Care for some chili?

Agents Mulder and Scully, F.B.I.

Agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short...

Agreed.

Agreed. First prize.

Ah, a superb choice!

Ah, boy. It looks like it's suicide again for me.

Ah, but not at you, O Holiest of Gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance...

Ah, crap.

Ah, customers. Thank God. Papa needs a new pair of everything.

Ah, don't worry, Homer. You know me.

Ah, great. Stuck in this lousy tub for the rest of my life.

Ah, Homer, you know your money's no good here.

Ah, it's not rented, Chief. It's stolen.

Ah, it's probably clear. Let's go.

Ah, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.

Ah, Larry, my lad, I've gone over this story in my mind a million times.

Ah, let him go. I have a feeling we'll meet again each and every week...

Ah, Moe! We were saved by a sissy.

Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy.

Ah, nuts. Hello? China?

Ah, Pop, don't get me wrong. It's great to be here.

Ah, Pop, nobody's ever been so nice to me.

Ah, recycling is useless, Lise.

Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch to watch for a moment of weakness.

Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch to watch for a moment of weakness.

Ah, that stunk!

Ah, the boy is fine, so far. I taught him to play the spoons.

Ah, the old greet 'n' toss. No problemo.

Ah, this is some party. If it gets any livelier, a funeral's gonna break out.

Ah, we should have just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.

Ah, what the hell.

Ah, would you listen to the gibberish they've got you saying?

Ah, yes. This is a product called Mr. Sparkle.

Ah!

Ah! [Grunting]

Ah! 206 bones...

Ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Ah! That's better.

Ah! The telegraph!

Ah! We need some excitement around here.

Ah! What the hell is this? Some kind of tube? Hey [Gurgles]

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Here comes one of our fellows now.

Ah. Here's a chance to earn my keep

Ah. Looks like Mr. Pretzel Man...

Ah. The baby who shot me. No. I was referring to your other daughter.

Ah. Whoa.

Aha! I had a feeling we'd find you here.

Aha! I knew it!

Aha. Here it is. "Kickin' Back!"

Ahh! Oh.

Ahh! That'll make your bull run.

Ahh! That's the stuff.

Ahh.

Ahhh, the old fishin' hole.

Aim so low, no one will even care if you succeed.

Aimee and Drucker.

Ain't gonna set 'em straight neither.

AJolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir.

Akira, can you read this for me?

Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.

All hail President Kang!

All I know is they stole my face and used it for their stupid logo.

All I want is a chance to prove myself.

All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands.

All in favor of expelling Marge from the Investorettes

All life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.

All my husband did was violate a law that doesn't make sense.

All of life's problems.

All our founding fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes...

All right, all right. I lied. I'm sorry. Let's kiss.

All right, boy, come on. Today we're gonna [ Screams ]

All right, boys. Roll up the sound truck.

All right, but don't be shocked.

All right, children. Let's clean up this room.

All right, Helen. If I'm not wanted, I'll leave.

All right, if you think you must.

All right, just wake me up.

All right, Marge. I'll get you your nanny.

All right, men, get ready to blast off.

All right, Mr. B., when the kidnappers call with the ransom demand...

All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it.

All right, people, we've got an escaped octopus on the roof of Springfield Elementary.

All right, rather than tempt fate, I'll move along now.

All right, team, it's the fourth quarter.

All right, thanks for participating in our focus group, kids.

All right, then. Move along.

All right, they're on to us! Get him back to Sea World!

All right, we will.

All right, you can come. What time is it?

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. We'll try them. Action.