Joe Pesci's Soundboard Edit

Add 1 fucking much fun, terrible fucking weakest letterfrack me.

All I wanted in the world for us to be Catholic priest.

An idiot who wants to fight me for $200. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles.

And guess what?

And I don't get the question.

And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma.

And just about the time that I'm coming outta jail. Hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again.

And that's all there is to it. Just another fat front walking out of the casino with a suitcase.

And that's the one Marv, and that's the silver tuna.

Anyway, I'm gonna be ready to drink coffee, but I look like a fucking caterer. Come out, Frank.

Are you going to tell me something today? Tough guy.

Are you out of your mind?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Did you look at your watch?

Army doctors alright. So we got shot before. What is it about the fucking thing?

Body in the bank and just about the time that I'm coming out of jail. Hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again. 'cause I'm.

CALLO

Can I don't wanna bring this up, but you been treating a lot of people with a lot of disrespecting your wife.

Charlie.

Did I get calls from back home every fucking day they could do with that?

Did you learn how to do? He felt like a fucking brain surgery play.

Did.

Diesel greaseballs might not look it, but believe me these are the guys who secretly control Las Vegas.

Dominic out the Vegas, always the dollars always the fucking dollars. I mean it.

Don't be such a fucking smart ass where.

Don't make a fuck outta me.

Don't worry about me.

Don't you get it?

Each member of Fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how I mean funny like I'm a clown name use you. I make you laugh. I'm here to fucking amuse you. What do you mean funny funny how? How am I funny?

Excellent.

Excuse me, but I think a motor comma gratitude would not be out of line here.

Excuse me, but I think a motor comma gratitude would not be outta line here.

Finishing this is a tough decision you give me here.

Flights, but I got it all figured out. Watch this.

For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see and.

Frick you put my fucking money to sleep. You go get my money or I'll put your fucking brain to sleep.

From a tree house.

Fucking do stick together, don't they? And?

Fucking head open again 'cause I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail, that's my business. That's what I do.

Fucking sick maniac. I don't know if you can do you. Can you break my fucking bull fucking.

Funny how.

George Wilbur

Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker you you only exist out here because of me.

Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker you.

Get this through your head, you mother fucker. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason without me. You personally. Every fucking wise guys still around. I'll take a piece of y...

Go Anthony, he's a big boy. He knows what he said, would you say?

Going on a trip.

Going on vacation, we going. You hear me or what going on. A trip where you going kid.

Going on vacation.

Going to tell me something today. Tough guy. I said alright, I'll tell you something. Go fuck your mother.

Good.

Had.

He sends his warmest regards, but I know how to keep the bosses happy whenever.

He's hanging on my fucking neck right now, but I think they. What do you want?

He's made money, but he didn't bet like you or me. You know, having some fun with that shit like that.

Her kids don't have.

Here in the 1st place I'm million times I wanted to yell in his fucking here. This is Las Vegas were supposed to be out here robbing yet dumb fucking heap.

Here Miami, Dallas.

Hey hey you gotta watch out for traffic son, you know sorry Sandy don't visit.

Hey, I'm doing a favor here, you know?

Hi Nick, what are you doing? Where's your head is my head where's your fucking balls?

Hi Yep tab.

Hold on pea brain.

How could you be so sure?

How do I know you said I'm funny how to fuck? Am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me tell me what's funny.

How do I know you said I'm funny?

How much counts out here? Not your fucking country clubs where your fucking TV shows.

How much oz out here like your fucking Country Club for your fucking TV shows.

How to fuck am I going to get your money now?

How to fuck? Am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me tell me what's funny?

How to fuck? Am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me tell me what's funny?

I ask you.

I ate, slept in five days.

I believe you and Lisa played a game of pool for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect.

I could come out here, get this through your head. You get this through your head you Jew motherfucker you.

I could use the various kitchen. I'll be very honest with you.

I did not come down here just to get your thoughts, you know.

I did say that would you say that?

I do a lot of fucking favors. You donate you wanna help me out?

I don't know, no snakes.

I find it hard to believe.

I got a judge that's just taken to throw me in jail.

I got no money.

I got no more use for this guy.

I gotta listen to people because of your fucking shit. You're ordering me out you better get your own fucking army pal.

I gotta meet clean face right away. What about the shape array?

I guess you could say that.

I know you like this little button, right? Not a lot. You know why, right? Why is it clouds up here?

I know you would have ratified now, in the end they had to put his fucking head in a vice.

I let him fucking drive. What are you waiting for? The cast cold period. Gotta hear what fucking warming up get outta here.

I make you laugh I'm a clown I amuse you I'm here to fucking amuse you.

I make you laugh.

I make you laugh. I'm here to fucking amuse you.

I mean, it's your ass, not mine.

I really fucked himself up out here Danny. Everything went through his head.

I swear to God I do not need this right now, OK?

I think a motor comma gratitude would not be out of line here.

I think I want my money back.

I think I want my money back.

I think I want my money back.

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do.

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do.

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do.

I think we're getting scam by Cyndy Garden.

I think you should be done on your fucking knees.

I watched the most popular size.

I watched the most popular size.

I'll be there in the morning. You can fucking try me fatso

I'll be there in the morning. You can fucking try me fatso you fucking try me.

I'll split your fucking head open again 'cause I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail, that's my business. That's what I do.

I'm a lawyer.

I'm dealing with degenerate animals out here, but the bosses what a give a fuck there sitting on their asses drinking on his end. Meanwhile, I'm the guy in the trenches.

I'm digging a trench is fucking bosses. They think it's a fucking free lunch out here.

I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail.

I'm funny how I mean funny like I'm a clown I abuse you.

I'm going with option be kicking your ass and collected $200.

I'm Jerry callo.

I'm trying to reach you for getting the president.

I'm trying to reach you, tougher to get the new president.

I'm trying to reach your tougher to get the new president.

I'm word counts out here, not your fucking country clubs where your fucking TV shows.

If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly and with as little pain as possible.

If you're acting like this now, how can I depend on you?

Is it possible to separate cause could be driving on Michelin Model X GV 75 or 14th?

Is it possible?

Is that correct?

Is that it?

Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?

It's Christmas time. There's always a lot of burglaries around the Holidays, so we just checking the neighborhood to see if everyones taking the proper precautions, that's all.

It's either me or them you getting fucked one way or the other.

It's OK, I use the service entrance. I'll see you at 9.

It's too late for you, kid.

It's wrong with you. Why do you do that? I told you not to do it.

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JT.

Juju motherfucker you.

Kevin Reunion or something?

Kick the ever loving shit out of you.

Lai had a couple of sand out there. You know Arabs were gonna have a fucking.

Let me find out you fucked up. I'll leave you ever I find you.

Let you back in if you ever get outta line over your fucking head so hard you won't be able to get that cowboy hat and you hear me fuck.

Let's see if we agree on the terms. The choice now is I get my ass kicked or option BI kick your ass and collected 200.

Live action around here today, huh?

Live in a monastery. Pray serve God.

Man, what the fuck are you doing on TV anyhow?

May I do the thinking please?

Maybe we should spend a couple of minutes together, you know to get acquainted before we you know before we get to it.

Maybe when the church I'm not going there me neither. Let's get outta here.

Maybe you didn't hear about it. You've been away long time. Didn't go up the entire.

Merry Christmas

Metallic mint Green 1964 Buick skylark convertibles.

Miami fixed fights, don't force is crooked fucking zebras locked in point spreads heat cold.

Michelin model.

More.

Morgan is keep working. It's not only had openings fucking think so you don't have to take my break. Is somebody still?