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A free sample on gasoline
Ah faithful toilet
Ah raspberry
All my life I've been obese man trapped inside a fat man's body
All this computer hacking is making me thirsty.
And all his wizard friends went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft
And clean up that mess
And how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, they are our wives, they are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our neices, and nephews. Well not our newphews.
And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents lisa simpson and ralph wiggum yes of course you are
Another chance to be bad
Apu Nisa Federal
Argh, I'm stuck! Help me!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
At least I'm out there trying new things
At the risk of editorialising, these women are guilty and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion, otherwise their behavior could incite other women, leading to anarchy of biblical proportion
Awalululul uwlaulw wahlwalw heh uh halalululal
Aye caramba
Aye caramba!
Back to the lock with use nisi
Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone
Bart talking gibberish
Bart, do you want to see my new chainsaw? Oh, sorry, what am I thinking?
Because we're the parents, and you're the children
Beer
Begun to my sect
Boy, ye read my thoughts you've got the shinin
But not I was funny that was funny yet taken away my dignity like that ha ha ha
Can I throw up in your bathroom?
Come on i dare ya
Cool in the sweet I did with my trademark changes of heart
Cowabunga
D'oh!
D'oh!
Damn it Smithers this isn't rocket science it's brain surgery
Dispatch this is chief wiggum, back in persuit of the rebelling women
Do we have to?
Do we have to?
Do you gotta go shake to do work committee
Doh
Doh ?
Doh, deh, doh dah dih dah
Doh, doh, doh
Doh!
Doh!
Doh!
Doh!
Doh!
Doh!
Doh! Doh!
Don't feel bad for losin
Don't have a cow
Don't have a cow dad
Don't lie to me boy
Don't worry
Donut? No thanks! Got any fruit? This has purple stuff inside, purple's a fruit.
Doughnuts is there anything they can’t do
Drivers license and drove know how smells in martinsville wig out but not filling the car got crushed in the alamo and can't get home in parkesburg answer courier and just came back from his cock
Dum dee dum dah
Eat my shorts
Eat my shorts
English pfft who needs that? I've never gone to England
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders... not me!
Everyone loves Ned Flanders (2)
Excellent
Fattening
Frankly I would have expected better from Jimmy the Scumbag
Getcher haggis right here
Go ahead water it down some more
Go to bed!
God said to Noah, build yourself an Arky Arky...
Guess who likes you?
Ha ha ha. Scaredy cat
Ha ha, some idiot actually called in
Haha haha
Have a good life
Have you got any greese?
Have you started smoking?
He can't help because biggest I wanna come inside i'll come in god we could have something you picked up boys pep boys killed beverly hills
He wanted truth you want the truth you can't handle the truth
Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hahaha.
Hello i'm doctor cheeks I do my rounds and i'm a little behind
Hello steady customer! How are you this evening sir?
Hello, what's your name?
Hello? Hello? Hello-dailodily
Hi I'm Troy McClure
Hi join the party!
Hold me. Only if you hold me
Homer laughing
Hot dog
How can you desert your children?
How sweet it is
I am evil homer I am evil homer I am evil homer I am evil homer
I am the thing from Uranus
I can't, I got to take my wife to the ballet
I could do anything if I just put my mind to it
I didn't do it
I don't know
I don't think any of us expected him to say that
I gotta C minus I passed I gotta C minus I passed I passed I kissed the teacher
I heard your dad went into a restaurant it ain't everything in the restaurant they had to close the restaurant
I I admiral butt head
I know you didn't believe me about the vending machine, that's why I had the fireman write me a note
I see, ESC, CTRL, and PG UP. There doesn't seem to be any any key.
I sure like the cut of your gibberish
I think I'll have some wine
I used to be a fat disgusting slob *burps*
I warnedja didn't I warnedja?
I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter
I was more animal than ma
I won, I won!
I'd sell my soul for a donut
I'm a Star Wars!
I'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this Pope
I'm really, really, really sorry.
I'm the magical man, from happy land!
If elected Mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you, and turn you all to cinders
If it were up to you, all we would ever do is work, and go to church
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
If ya don't save the wee turtles, who will?
If you don't like your job, you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed
In a gum drop house on lollipop lane!
Is punishment for your decision it's company policy to give you the plague
Isn't life grand?
Isn't that the wrong way?
It isn't that groundskeeper willie teaching french then you the cheese eating surrender monkeys
It sure does
It was like that when I got here
It's all yours
It's been 4000 days since my last drink. It was my first, and last, Blackberry Schnapps
It's time for Church!
Itchy and scratchy theme
Just like oscar the grouch
Kids, you've tried your best and you failed miserably
Let's get in a quick nine down at the Pitch 'n' Putt
Look, that kid's got bosoms!
Man this classic compulsive behavior
Man what's gotten into you
Marge Simpson
Margerie please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew
Me fail English? That's unpossible
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Mmm chocolate
Mmm forbidden doughnut
Mmm, invisible cola
Mmm! Barbecue!
Mmm! Urinal fresh
More, more!
My fee is $175 an hour
My name is Ned
Natural life
No jokes, no taunting
No no beer bring pain
No she won't
Nope
Now it's marge is time to shine
Now let’s burn rubber baby
Oakily doakily doo!
Oh look at me, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gun drop house on lollipop lane!
Oh oh oh
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Oh, good idea boss
Oh, I don't know
Oh, I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt, trees, shrubs, I'm directly under the earth's sun, now.
Oodily oodily, diddly doddily...
Ooh! floor pie
Overload pleasure overload
Please dad your embarrassing us
Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again
Please push
Police siren
Quiet boy
Silly customer, you cannot hurt the Twinkie!
Sixty four slices of american cheese
Smithers, dismember the corpse
So
So long dental plan, dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan.
Someone smells stinky
Sorry
Sorry, what am I thinking?
Stupid TV! Be more funny!
Success it's ringing most haven't looking for mister smith is first name waylon ayesha you're looking for a mister smith AJ first name waylon is it listen to me yo when i
Super application
Thank you for coming i'll see you in hell
That I am out of here
That was easy
That would be delightful!
That's a crock
That's good enough for me
That's it, I'm calling my buddies
That's it, you people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Clown College.
That's my name that name again is mister plow
That's not a knife, that's a spoo
That's the American way
That's what I've been saying. We're all fine the way we are
That's why you're bulletproof vest sanjay it's time for another bank run all right but if I don't make it promise you one sleep with my wife I promised nothing
That's your advice?
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there
The mail the mail is here ooh!
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Then grease me up woman!
There are ghost cars all over these highways
There are several fine young man who i'm sure i'm gonna go far ladies and gentlemen the ramones he's been seriously seriously jingles leaves I just like to say this exact your springfield
There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
They used nylon drop this time it feels so smooth against my skin almost sensuous
Think you can get this car home? Sure thing giant beer!