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Come on.
Great, I just sold all my Home Depot stock.
Happy just to be noticed.
Homer and I have really drifted apart ever since I lost this beer opener Keychain.
Honey, I like them apples.
I enjoy standing in the background of interesting events.
I get laser eye surgery if I hit the cojones.
I need some space right now.
I own 40% of most terrible decision.
I suppose I'm gonna get blamed for this too.
I wouldn't guess it, but I'm very fierce.
I'll destroy that thing in an environmentally friendly manner.
I'll use the time to practice my breathing.
I'm Charlie, everyone's favorite dangerous emissions supervisor from Sector 7G.
If I get abducted by aliens, who's going to walk my dog?
Is it my attitude?
Jeez, I take a nap and look what happens.
Let's talk about this.
Maybe when they rebuild we'll get some decent architecture around here.
Sorry.
Yikes.
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