The Simpsons - Season 20 Edit

A $1000 savings bond for their college education.

A battle to determine the fate of Equalia. But you wouldn't be interested.

A big old rat got caught up in the grinders there.

A billionaire using public funds

A boating accident, a ski trip.

A BOMB

A box of your burps.

A Brainiac Bar!

A candy corn volcano?

A castle?

A ceiling from Saddam's palace?

A cell phone!

A computer.

A couple hours? I can do the Sunday puzzle in less than one hour.

A couple of hours.

A different culture, and their last name is Bin Laden.

A different religion?! Do not tell anyone that

A European union? Good heavens.

A few other leaks, faulty wires and dangerous mold conditions?

A giant talking turkey? Preposterous!

A girl like you could never land a Homer Simpson.

A home and garden show?

A hundred and twenty of the finest killing machines ever built.

A jewel. Why would nuns want a jewel?

A key to your apartment.

A kick in the kadiddle hopper!

A lemon version of barley ade? When in Springfield...

A little different?

A little further back.

A little lingonberry oil under the tongue will clear it right up.

A little social studies.

A log cabin? What am I? Davy Crockett? Also, who's Davy Crockett?

A lot of great things have happened to me lately.

A lot of great things have happened to me lately.

A medley of Josh Groban's 12 most popular downloads.

A mishap during a ski trip.

A mother knows!

A mysterious door?

A nanny? Woo hoo!

A nanny? Woo hoo!

A new chemistry set!

A new water heater.

A permission slip.

A pimple? Not on my day, you don't.

A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

A rare total eclipse of the sun.

A really fun party full of colored cheeses and awesome stuff to do?

A rebel who does what he wants when he wants.

A reduced payment plan?

A rocket ship wedding cake! Just what I always wanted!

A secret message this awkwardly worded is always an anagram.

A sign that my baby is happy and confident.

A simple "yes" would've sufficed!

A simple "yes" would've sufficed!

A simpler time when the only thing we worried about

A six feet understudy.

A solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant.

A sterling silver picture frame with pictures of our kids in it.

A stupid triangle nose, and a big mouth full of the ugliest shaped teeth there are.

A twonicorn!

A vacuuming robot?

A whammy, a snapperoo, some eye mustard!

A wife should know what her husband can do and what he can't.

A woman can be smart, beautiful, and powerful, like Queen Elizabeth I.

Aah!

Abandon ship!

ABE: What the...

Absolutely. Insurance is the greatest deal ever.

Absolutely. That unpleasantness in Ecuador is behind us,

According to legend, the gem must be brought to the convent by sunrise.

According to this chapter book, we have a secret weapon.

Actually, Bart, my job is about math and engineering.

Actually, bees rarely sting when they're in a cluster.

Actually, Homer...

Actually, I am quite comfortable here.

Actually, I don't. My glasses are fogged.

Actually, it's made from pumpkins.

Actually, my nuclear plant did that. And now that you know,

Actually, she's just gassy.

Actually, those Prots and Cathies have hated each other for centuries.

After all the wrapping paper I bought from his daughter.

After the cold shoulder we got at the Town Homes at Sterling Point.

After twenty years, I am finally starting to like you.

Again.

AGNES: Seymour, what's going on? I'm coming down there!

Agreed. So, who are you gonna bet on?

Ah, interesting. Why, just the other day,

Ah, no, come on.

Ah, Shirley passed away two years ago, but I'm still not over it.

Ah, that's not clever! And I have so many aspects you can mock!

Ah! Her first enabling.

Ah! Here we are.

Ah! Just how I like it, warm and rusty.

Ah! My favorite week of the year.

Ah! There they are, Dunkilderry's newest tavern keepers.

Ah! Yeah! Okay, she said she'd be here at exactly 8:00.

Aha!

ALARM CLOCK: Snooze!

Alaska, we've never met, but everyone thinks I'm your best friend.

Albany, Annapolis, Atlanta, Augusta, Austin, Baton Rouge,

Alberto, I'm not sure if this is such a good idea.

All aboard?

All done.

All I can say is that until 3:00 p.m. We must avoid all accidents and injuries

All I have now is a mom, which is why I'm taking her maiden name!

All I have now is a mom, which is why I'm taking her maiden name!

All I heard was more names of actors you haven't killed!

All I remember about him is he was part of a complete breakfast.

All I see is a stupid bird with a tracking chip on its leg.

All is peace and harmony.

All kinds of gems.

All Marge and I need are a queen size bed and a king size "Do Not Disturb" sign.

All of the tenth graders' lima beans germinated.

All right, before I send this, I'd better un beady the eyes,

All right, boys. Round them up.

All right, boys. See those Krustys nobody paid me for?

All right, Homer. Let's see what my baby's been up to.

All right, Maggie. Today is parent/teacher day,

All right, Moe. Give it a punch line, nice and easy.

All right, now you go. But, hey, keep it short.

All right, people, I want every table to have two baskets of bread

All right, stay calm, boys. Oh, God!

All right, sweetie, but if I wake up tomorrow, we'll discuss it.

All right, Tom, pour me a drink.

All right.

All right. If you don't want the job, I'll just give it to one of these guys.

All right. Now we can get back on the bus and on...

All right. Now we can get back on the bus and on...

All right. The trick is to ease them off.

All right. Who here knows how to build a wall?

All that walking made me sleepy.

All the bees are dead!

All the groceries seem to have been balled up in anger.

All the other parents are doing it for their kids.

All the Woosterfields will be buried here.

All these pictures of seafood are making me hungry.

All these pictures tell no lies.

All those in favor of building this decadent monument to excess,

All we are saying is let's eat some brains!

All weekend long, we'll be counting down

ALL: (CHANTING) Go, Dils. Go, Dils. Go, Dils.

ALL: (CHANTING) Loser, loser.

ALL: (SINGING) Lenny! Lenny! He's our guy!

ALL: (SINGING) This is the life in Ireland

ALL: (SINGING) We drink all day We're full of guilt

ALL: Aw...

ALL: Aww.

ALL: D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

ALL: Homer! Homer! Homer! Homer...

ALL: Too ra Ioo ra Ioo ral

ALL: Uh huh.

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Wow.

Allow me.

Almost there...

Also as a vegetarian, I hope there's not meat in that sauce.

Also known as, "Royal Waverly Apartments."

Also, I always forget to cash my chips back in for money.

Also, if her dog bites you, don't make a big deal out of it.

Also, there's a weather girl on Channel 9 who's...

Also, you can't text while driving.

Although I am gonna miss our little love nest.

Always wanted but never had. But, oh, how they tried.

Always.

Always.

Am I being badly stung? Yes. And it hurts.

Am I seeing this right?

Am I?

Amen.

America doesn't have any stones worth kissing, except for Stone Phillips.

America is the New York Yankees of countries,

An Alfred E. Neuman, with interchangeable arms.

An ambitious first novel by the two brightest young writers

An architect who refused to compromise.

And "be back in a month."

And a group of high ranking Freemasons led by Benjamin Franklin,

And a lots of work to be done

And a new record time.

And a wasted day like today is one I know I'll never get back.

And after the explosion, I will be in a better place.

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.

And all that will wake her is the kiss of a handsome...

And all this time I thought he wanted the life

And all we're paying them is bullets and beer.

And also, thank you for my partner Homer, who...

And another little piece says, "I agree."

And anything that will take money away from our parks and libraries.

And at every reunion!

And Bart is finally trapped in that paradise above the clouds.

And beat you with one of those big thick women's magazines with all the ads in it.

And because of cutbacks, they were combining math with P.E.

And before you decide to become a nun, consider this.

And bring Maggie back. Then I take the dog over, come back,

And brings candy to kids who truly believe.

And buildings mustn't reach the sky.

And carrots Vichy.

And could you wrap up the bones so my dog can have fun with them?

And cross the T and zing the Z and skit skat skoodily I'm all the way home.

And cue snow.

And cut! Great. Great, man. You really nailed it.

And do you think you could consider

And Dondalinger took that life away from me!

And each of our flavors is named after a real word!

And every day I stand here, the family donates a million dollars to Notre Dame.

And eyes on your own paper keeping.

And feel free to stay. We just put out the cheese.

And finally, effective immediately,

And for a minute, I thought I had all A's and that my name was Howard Simberg.

And for those of you who feel like

And get rid of a little excess earwax.

And go home with a gift bag.

And Groundskeeper Willie, "Grounds Creeper Stupid."

And he proved that the real villain in A Time to Kill

And he says you're fired for getting arrested

And here's your new monthly payment.

And hope they take me to Machu Picchu another time

And how did you know I wouldn't be there?

And I can't blame all on the sun, oh no

And I can't leave the dog alone with the baby.

And I don't buy this Ione prankster theory.

And I don't have the money to pay for them.

And I don't know if I'll ever sleep soundly again!

And I edited it. Now get back to crosswording!

And I grant you two my blessing.

And I had to take a third quarter write down of 804 million dollars.

And I hope you don't mind I invited Carl and Moe.

And I remembered this abandoned greenhouse outside of town.

And I think Apu got lucky with my sister.

And I think to myself

And I think you could say everything worked out all right.

And I thought the best

And I used all my new baking skills

And I want to tell you you're right to do all Bart's work for him.

And I won't be home till 3:00 in the morning!

And I'd never return.

And I'll be watching you, too, in case God's busy making tornadoes

And I'm married to Wonder Woman.

And I'm never gonna go to Machu Picchu.

And I'm not just saying that because I'm her mother.

And I'm selling all sorts of faith based knickknacks.

And I'm sorry. How long do you people remember things?

And I've got a present for you.

And I've got two minutes to take care of these stray marks.

And I've invested it all in Microsoft!

And I've invested it all in Microsoft!

And if I don't show up?

And if the little one is in back of the big one, God help you.

And if they're acting sluggish, slip some steroids into their cocaine.

And if you could write down how Boo Radley

And if you don't identify him, you're looking at a week suspension!

And imbue them with some kind of malevolent sentience.

And in that mud, I'm planting the seed of friendship.

And in the new Nineveh, darkness falls.

And in this hand, the phone numbers of bars around the world.

And Ireland is so much more than the imbibing of spirits.

And it looks like you are, you're welcome to stop by or not!

And it was good!

And it's Carnegie Mellon University for the both of you!

And it's near a prison, so they'll have a place to sting people.

And let's see, according to your application,

And like any prudent gambler, I know when to walk away: never!

And lived each other's lives for a while?

And making this place look respectable.

And managing the affairs of the Wayne Foundation!

And Marjorie, if you had completed your seduction of me,

And master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle!

And may I say, I'm glad I could see Ireland again,

And mine was snakes, and yours was...

And Mr. Burns wants to tear it down.

And my horse is called Shadowfax.

And nothing can ever change my opinion about him.

And now I date the starting point guard for the L.A. Clippers.

And now I have some exciting news.

And now if you'll excuse me, I'll do a little speakin' with your deacon.

And now Ralph Wiggum will read his essay on Springfield in 50 years.

And now somebody else is just going to take it.

And now that we are not fighting each other,

And now their 50 biggest hits are on four CDs.

And now they aren't strong enough to survive on their own!

And now this next piece of news won't seem so bad.

And now to take a yummy bite.

And now you're gonna visit your grampa

And now, if the court will allow me, it's naptime.

And now, so our skybox owners can really enjoy the game,

And on the very top floor was a daycare center,

And on the zillionth day, God created hugs!

And on your left, you'll see Western Ireland.

And one for Vice President Butthead! Cool!

And parlay with the Asian kid.

And procedural rules.

And put them all back on every morning.

And quit sending her pianos!

And really banged my head.

And release the groom!

And reports of less road rage in Shelbyville.

And say it's got none of those...

And saying I don't know the real you. Funny.

And saying the post office lost them.

And settled here in Springfield.

And she doesn't get jealous when I talk to other women.

And she lived happily ever after?

And she loved it!

And signs in the sky.

And smoke a relaxing cigar

And so in summary, there are only two real commandments,

And sprinkle a little fairy dust to keep the monsters away.

And take her on a romantic getaway to the South Seas

And tell him I know what he did last summer,

And that announcement is...

And that epoch begins today.

And that means someone can love you again.

And that when women say they're not mad, they're madder than ever?

And that would be a big surprise because I'd forget about it pretty quick.

And that, my dear girl, is called the Toledo Take back.

And that's something.

And that's what they sent me.

And the call from the SEC

And the empire is destroyed.

And the Jonas Brothers,

And the Land of Bad Poetry.

And the music today don't get me started!

And the other eight are just filler.

And the Sloppy Joe a thon have been canceled.

And the sweetest songs on earth!

And the taking of a life is murder! And the punishment for murder is...

And the tickets are all sold out.

And the unborn children of the pregnant women we let in free

And the Washington Monument is the most uninspired model choice there is.

And the wee nitwit! It's so good to see you all!

And the winner is

And their mythology is rich and enchanting.

And then brought back? It was my brother Bart!

And then I don't gotta work for no broad no more.

And then I'm gonna get to bed nice and early with no TV!

And then I'm never letting him out of my sight again!

And then is heard no more.

And then we thought, "Who's good at killing celebrities?"

And then we'll take it higher

And then we'll take it higher

And then you Jack Bauer 'em into giving you all their secrets.

And there we go.

And there! Exciting.

And there! Exciting.

And there's something different about him.

And these days, betting in a bar is safer than any stock,

And they always want the cat to sleep in bed with you.

And they only have haploid cells, not diploid, like me and Bart!

And they were state runners up in 1997.

And they'll say, "Whoever he was, he must've mattered."

And they're tough enough to live in any environment.

And they're tough enough to live in any environment.

And they've already started exploiting the next holiday.

And think of all the women I could've talked to but didn't.

And this bed is just

And this game is over! Unbelievable! You'll never see anything like that again!

And this is your home, sir. But of course you already knew that.

And those orphan golf balls belong to me!

And throw them the swinging est soiree they've ever seen!

And tip

And to prove it, I'll carve our names on this tree

And to show you how this book works, I will demonstrate on some rats.

And to sweeten the pot, my assistant, Smithers

And to wait out our bad haircuts.

And two sobbing trolls threw me out of a van onto our lawn.

And unlike cable TV,

And used the timbers of their ship to construct a convent.

And we can't let anyone else get hurt on our property.

And we have a new drug to combat this syndrome, Ignorital.

And we know that's not gonna happen.

And we spare no expense!

And we're the antiques those couples would have bought together.

And we've got a one year lease on that torture room.

And what will I cook that soup on?

And what will I use this box for afterwards?

And when you wake up, you will be a woman.

And when you win, I win.

And when you're covered with goo that's when I'm scrubbing you

And where does that barley come from? Our neighbor to the southeast, Ogdenville,

And where is this delightful boy?

And where the teachers don't have to moonlight as telemarketers.

And with the inking and application of this stamp, you are officially married. Next.

And you can give me the key to the lock.

And you can't be a saint unless you live among the lepers.

And you didn't listen to me about the javelina!

And you don't have to pay them a thing?

And you have to promise no "diddilies" or "doodlies."

And you have to, like, take them all off at night

And you know what else, sweetie?

And you look like a dimwitted version of me!

And you two are 10 year old versions of me.

And you used to be better, so that makes you worse!

And you will again, because he isn't really dead.

And you will all advance with Vance!

And you, preheat the oven for two children at 450!

And you'll be free to go. But someone may come after you.

And you're a million times better than...

And your car antenna has been straightened and re balled.

And your facial hair screams "rugged but reliable."

And, I suspect, Peppermint Patty.

And, Kearney, your family's in that cult Moe started.

And, of course, shredded Cheddar cheese.

And, well, one thing led to another.

And, well, we'll make a double date of it. Now let's get back to what we were...

Animals can get sick?

Anne of Cleves?

ANNOUNCER 1: As we enter the seventh amazing overtime,

ANNOUNCER 1: Oh! You hate to see this.

ANNOUNCER 2: Uh oh! Someone could lose a tooth!

ANNOUNCER ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen,

ANNOUNCER: Coming up on The Drowningest Catch.

ANNOUNCER: In the beginning, there was darkness. So God created man.

ANNOUNCER: When you can't be there, Prying Eye Surveillance can!

ANNOUNCER: When you leave your children,

Announcing Prince Ralph of Austria!

Another religion?

Anti nuclear activist, Dr. Helen Caldicott? Director Julie Taymor?

Any hoo, I heard how good you are at breaking up couples.

Any of you lugs want to break up with my boyfriend for me?

Anyone else want me to get rid of that special someone?

Anyone who votes for Vance gets a half day tomorrow.

Anything you officiated during that time, funerals, baptisms, even bingo,

Anyway, he had the most unusual personal characteristic,

Anyway, I made a list.

Anyway, you have fun by yourself

Anyway...

Apparently not feisty enough.

Are exempt from taking the actual test today.

Are now barnyard based.

Are the Simon and Garfunkel plus one of hose/nozzle dispersal arrays. Observe.

Are we ever going to find him?

Are you asking me to be your little woman?

Are you guys dangerous?

Are you insane?

Are you kidding? We couldn't even convince you that Bruce Wayne is Batman!

Are you looking for a particular part of my brain, or...

Are you nuts? Milhouse will spill everything.

Are you saying Lisa's not there?

Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?

Are you saying we should break the law?

Are you sure you don't want me to do it? Because I can do it!

Are your parents academics?

Aren't you the one who usually worries about stuff?

Armless Malibu Stacy wrapped in hockey tape?

As a rational skeptic, I find that hard to believe.

As it is, I'm buying frozen peas on installments.

As it is, our lawn is just green painted cement.

As of now, your pathetic little life means nothing!

As per the escrow agreement.

As principal, I did a lot of things I'm not proud of.

As the elephant said to the peanut vendor, toss those in my trunk.

As the worm said to the plate of spaghetti, I...

As you all know, this afternoon,

As you know, the music of Air Supply is timeless.

Ask her. She's the brains. I'm the thing that's not the brains.

Ask the garlic bread.

At least it's not raining.

At least my dad didn't smoke after his stroke.

At my old school, I got so many A's, the teachers didn't even check my work!

At night, we slept in the same bed for warmth.

At the bowling alley from 2:00 to 4:30!

At the end of the month, we'll be participating

At the first letters of all the clues.

ATTENDANT: I've already moved on.

Attention, everyone. Lisa and I would like to perform

Attention, Mapple universe!

Attention, parents, children and childless weirdoes,

Austria, Hungary

AUTOMA TED MALE VOICE: Your weight is...

Avast, you...

Aw, that's so sad.

Aw... Burrowing your head into your daddy.

Aw... Innocent babies whistling nonchalantly. How sweet.

Aw... My son's first stroke.

Aw... Rats in the kitchen,

Away from another group of people?

Awesome!

Awesome!

Awesome! But I better get going.

Awesome. Another call. You got Bart.

Aww.

Ay carumba!

Ay, caramba! Ay, caramba!

Aye, lass. The bees are dying, and not just here. All over the world.

Babies and gentlemen of the jury.

Baby, I hope you got snuggle insurance because I'm about to file a claim!

Baby!

Back in high school, the boys used to call me Marge "Boobier."

Back then, we called them Alphabet Hotels,

Bad baby!

Bail is set at $25,000.

Ballots stolen. Real winner unknown. What is the truth? I gotta know!

Banal. Very banal. Wonderfully pedestrian.

Bart cost us $50,000!

Bart Simpson, age ten.

Bart Simpson, age three.

Bart Simpson, what will you be making?

Bart Simpson! Did you just spray water on me?

Bart Simpson's stolen cell phone. Can I help you?

Bart, at this school, I'm not a brain, I'm not popular,

Bart, because of your superior intellect...

Bart, can't you do something?

Bart, do you have your slingshot?

Bart, don't you dare take your eyes off that Gameboy!

BART, HOMER AND LISA: Wow!

Bart, honey? I saw you didn't like your dinner.

Bart, how did you get a cell phone?

Bart, I have a crush on your new sister.

Bart, I learned some great new swear words from my uncle.

Bart, I've fallen in love with crosswords.

Bart, I've had it with you! I'm taking away all your TV privileges.

Bart, if this is one of your pranks, very funny.

Bart, if you hate Belgium so much, maybe I should take your Tintins away!

Bart, in my concurrent adventure, I learned a really important lesson.

Bart, there's something I need to tell you. Mom and Dad...

Bart, this is my Aunt Belle. We dress alike. Isn't that cute?

Bart, we need to talk to you about your practice test.

Bart, we should take Milhouse on our trip to Juice Country.

Bart, would you be interested in swears?

Bart, you and the other perfect scoring superstars

Bart, you look tense. Have a cookie.

Bart, you're a true friend

Bart, your plan worked.

BART: Aw.

BART: Awesome.

BART: Ay, caramba!

BART: Ay, caramba!

BART: Ay, caramba!

BART: Don't waste your shot, Bart.

BART: Evil triumphs again.

BART: For years! LISA: For years!

BART: Fresh.

BART: Help! Let me out! I have my doubts about this licorice!

BART: Ladies and gentlemen, Fall Out Boy!

BART: Ow.

BART: She had more curves than a Hot Wheels track.

BART: Woo hoo!

Bart!

Bart!

Bart! Don't forget to turn the chicken.

Bart! Where are you, Bart?

Bart? Where are you, boy?

Bart's been moving nonstop all afternoon.

Based on my experiences as a dad.

Bashir, introduce me to your new friend.

Bashir, you didn't tell me you had a sister.

Basic fairness dictates... Oh!

Basket Belles!

Batman's gonna be there!

Be cool or you're grounded.

Be happy

Be prepared to terminate inappropriate contact.

Be sure to dig around in the gunk.

Because a dancing Internet cowboy told you to.

Because a woman shouldn't have to depend on a man.

Because he knows a shortcut that's not on the map.

Because he knows that if Mom and Dad don't get married, I'll never be born!

Because he wouldn't have gotten together with Mom, his one true love.

Because I am a snake handler, but not an observant one.

Because I cleverly deduced the answer to Springfield's biggest ring.

Because I have this magical thing called a home equity loan.

Because I said, "I dare you." Kearney, can you read it back?

Because I want to share your world forever.

Because I'm sick of that Mother Superior.

Because if the bullies around here find out that you're different...

Because if you feel you have to put what you are on your shirt,

Because nothing is...

Because she was fighting my dog and stealing my poison.

Because their RSVP cards arrived one day after the deadline!

Because we do our sleuthing in Mother's Nissan Quest minivan.

Because when Vance beat me in that election, he ruined my life.

Because you love the taste of my imaginary tea.

Because you're our half brother, you're blocking our full inheritance,

Because your father lives with me now.

Before all these immigrants showed up.

Before I become dust in a jar.

Before I met you, I was El Barto, Skinner's Bane, the Sultan of Spit Wads,

Before Kirk Gibson would hit his famous home run.

Before you kill me, I gotta know, what is the one true religion?

Befriend him and you'll wind up just like him,

Behind this smile is a bigger smile trying to get out.

Belief, eh?

Besides, I gave them another Gem Child to sit on their precious throne.

Bets don't talk. They see and raise.

Bettelheim.

Better go slow there, friend.

Better let me go first. I left a little surprise upstairs for the new owner.

Better put it down then, mate!

Betting against you in the crossword tournament.

Big deal! I could juggle six pins if they let me use a unicycle.

Big ring.

Big ring.

BIG TONY: You wanted a powwow, Chief?

Biggest city in Montana!

BILL: Bill and Marty here in the middle of another

BILL: This is Bill and Marty saying, '"Marge, go down to the basement. '"

Billie Jean King, Susan Sontag, Sappho of Lesbos

Bismarck, Boise, Boston, Capital City, Carson City.

Bite your tongue! That will never ever happen!

Blabby's gonna build an abbey. Groovy.

Blabby's gonna build an abbey. Groovy.

Black Hawk down! Black Hawk down!

Blah blah blah.

Blocked number? That service is 3.65 a month!

Bob, did you take any breaks yesterday to kidnap our dad?

Bond or real estate investment

Bonehead.

Bonnie Raitt played there. You guys must be loaded!

Book club? That's the most stupid, boring thing ever! Thank you!

BOOM BOX: Melody!

Boston.

BOTH: Mmm.

BOTH: Yes, ma'am.

Both. Homer Simpson, Vance Connor, Fonzie, Homer Simpson.

Bouvier or Simpsons

Boy, Aspen sure is ritzy. Even the winos look better.

Boy, Dad seems awfully happy.

Boy, don't blow up this mall.

Boy, where are my zydeco records?

Boy, you make it look effortless. And that kid's giving you zero pump.

Boy!

BOYS: (SINGING) Shy is to gregarious

BOYS: Oh!

Boys.

Brace yourselves for umbra.

Bridezilla?

Brilliant plan to remove all the underperformers for test day, sir.

Bring me Snow White's heart in this box.

Britney and Caitlin are here! Where's my spray on tan?

Brought you a housewarming present.

Buddy, I'm here to eat, not make interesting conversation.

Build a new arena, state of the art!

Build it, Homie!

Bullet proof glass.

Bullies!

BUREAU OF LICENSES AND PERMITS

Burn, Barty, burn!

But before they compete, we would like to pay tribute to all the words

But can I buy some fake white earbuds,

But did you plant a message to me in the New York Times crossword puzzle?

But don't worry, Officer. We'll definitely have a talk with the boy.

But Dr. Hibbert said not to stress her out.

But enjoy.

But Equalia needs you. I need you.

But first, as part of Operation Popularity,

But first, our group needs a name that evokes America's proud history

But for the three months it took your card to go through,

But for you, I'll make an exception.

But fortunately for you,

But fortune ended up smiling on me while snuffing the life from my siblings.

But hands off my Homie.

But he didn't. Good guy.

But he never did.

But he'll be gone a lot, repairing refrigerators.

But her teacher, Mr. Elsworth Toohey, wanted every child to conform.

But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains

But how could she be successful if she's not popular?

But I always get A's!

But I am willing to go halvsies on a ring.

But I ask you, who does smoking actually hurt

But I bet they'd have a kid like him.

But I can only take one thing at a time.

But I can't take a dress from a man who looks so good and smells so clean.

But I have been waiting 45 minutes for you to slide my license over to me.

But I have to fly back to New York. That's where my wife and I live.

But I have to marry Marge!

But I hear he's been feeding slop to another woman's pig.

But I knew he was wrong. Thanks, man.

But I know a story of a dangerous obsession with female beauty.

But I know God would never ask a mother to sacrifice her child

But I love blowing up buildings.

But I never tasted super premium that was half as good as you.

But I only downloaded...

But I think we should unpack first.

But I want you all the more

But I'll go back workin'

But I'll look the other way if you come to Ralphie's party.

But I'm beginning to think that Bart's bad behavior is more than just a phase.

But I'm gonna find Dondalinger

But I'm gonna use it now because we're gonna do the town!

But I'm not sorry I rigged that election.

But I'm not sure I like the idea of getting a gift in return for kissing.

But I'm supposed to attend the model UN this weekend.

But I'm sure we'll see each other soon.

But I've been here 10 minutes, which is like seven hours in kid years.

But if I pick peanuts, she may have an allergy.

But if you just believe, anyplace can be Equalia.

But if you really think she's the one, it gives you two a shot at forever!

But in the sense someone calls you one when they're angry, yes.

But in these days of stranger dangers and sinister ministers,

But instead, I led them to rich and rewarding personal decisions of their own.

But isn't it more important for a woman to be smart and powerful than beautiful?

But it's hard work staying this shallow. I hope you understand.

But it's never too soon for you two to join the "I do" crew.

But it's not necessary. I believe in the Grand Pumpkin, almighty gourd,

But just to be sure, let's run some expensive tests.

But kicking is the only toy I have.

But like dating an actress, what seemed like heaven

But like T.J. Hooker, I say what is on my mind.

But like T.J. Hooker, I say what is on my mind.

But man was alone. God created the animals and birds.

But man was still Ionely.

But most of the time I've known you, you've treated me like dirt.

But my favorite pub is still there.

But not like this, baby! Not like this!

But now I realize the best thing to do is speak from my heart.

But now I'm good because you turned me good!

But only one plate of butter.

But our real slogan is "No refunds."

But rest assured, one way or another, they will do you in.

But smile for the cameraman from Gary's Magic Moments.

But so are a lot of good things, religion, American history...

But someday, your son will be my son's chauffeur.

But thanks to these two sweet Yanks, our lungs are black with joy!

But that ain't gonna happen.

But that can't be. In life, everything only has one answer!

But that doesn't mean that you can't have a little dinner.

But that era is drawing to a close.

But that makes no sense!

But that makes no sense!

But that's an awful lot to pay for a dress I'll only wear once.

But that's where Lisa took her first step.

But the monkey needs to keep his strength up.

But the next time I see you two, I might not be able to hold my tongue.

But the team is the Fighting Irish?

But then Lenny said, "No. That was the new chair.

But then those good for nothings have to go.

But then you just happen to have two pieces!

But then you re married us and we were as solid as ever.

But there is, Marge. The first two letters.

But there's still a chance she'll take you back as a Daddy.

But they're coming. My son even put a note on his refrigerator.

But together, we're the perfect bounty hunter.

But we don't.

But we would have a Waverly Hills address.

But we're the more powerful country for a few more years.

But what could be more important than your best friend?

But what if it blows up in my face?

But what if it's not?

But what they really hate are Americans.

But when you go, could you return this Sports Illustrated for me?

But which one is the key to finding the gem?

But with a bad enough recommendation from you, we can stay here and party.

But withholding sexy cake?

But word about the gem got out,

But you can get around it.

But you couldn't make my day...

But you did it out of kindness, so I'm grateful.

But you forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again!

But you gotta keep up the cha cha cha, huh?

But you stole the election from me!