The Simpsons - Season 18 Edit

A B B A A B B A C D E C D E.

A back rub'll set you right.

A benefit concert!

A C minus, huh?

A chef, huh?

A clue could be her sheep.

A common problem.

A complete list of things I have seen or not seen is available on my blog.

A contract with Groove tone Records?

A cop's life is so tense, he has to channel it somewhere.

A corn maze!

A corn maze!

A crowded, well lit...

A damp sponge will take care of this weak, water based...

A dash of glue, a turn of screw,

A delectable little dish

A documentary.

A drawing of a sandwich.

A fake?

A fat, suggestible zombie dad?

A financial officer to supervise

A fire? I didn't start a fire in the teachers' lounge.

A full inquiry into garbage tongued anchorman Kent.... Brockman?!

A game I used to enjoy before you mommed all oit.

A ghost!

A giant useless expense for something

A gifted cocktail waitress

A goblin must remove his hat and ears.

A good man went to a lot of trouble just to impress you.

A good, moist man.

A green spinner to build suspense and then the big finale.

A grog? Grog light?

A heart shaped box of chocolates.

A high speed pursuit is taking place on the streets of Springfield.

A kooka dooka!

A lady carpenter? I don't know.

A lazy pop fly to star shortstop Bart Simpson.

A little girl's heart on Christmas Eve.

A lot of your merchandise was completely vaporized:

A man of your husband's ingenuity can be put to very good use.

A mole?!

A more unorthodox treatment.

A Nelson vest!

A newly published poet cleaned up my barf.

A noble heritage

A Norwegian exchange student.

A principal can be a manor a woman these days.

A rabbi created this magic creature out of humble clay.

A second pair of socks on a wet hike.

A simple mattress.

A single fellow,a bit quiet,

A special appearance by Elvis...

A sports bra?

A surprise Doodlebops concert?

A sweet young thing like you?

A swell time out there.

A take a penny tray with a quarter in it.

A thousand, eh?

A troublemaker, huh?!

A very special boy.

A what's it, a dog boy,

A window to a child's watery grave!

A... snappy David Mamet play.

A... ver very fast chess game.

A.S.S. American Shipping Services Not affiliated with the human ass

Aah...

Abe, pull over!

Abe... I...

About a time revenge brought

About not whaling on customers?

About our family's heritage,

About revenge.

About the long weekend, so...eh, what the hell?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. All the time.

According to its place in the alphabet. Quickly, now!

AccuTeat?

Achieving her dreams

Actually a friend of a friend...

Actually, don't answer.

Actually, he's ten.

Actually, I just got "Death Kill City II:

Actually, I'm not wondering at all.

Actually, it's Saturday.

Actually, Krusty and I've been working on a plan to take out Brockman

Actually, no, this is worse.

Actually, that was me.

Actually, you can really keep costs down

After Brazil.

After months of practice,

After that game,my life is over.

After the one where I said I won't have kids.

After them!

After we saved them from being melty faced weirdoes.

After what you said to me, I watched hours and hours of soccer.

After years of failure in everything we've attempted,

Again this Palm Pilot has failed to remind me.

Against misbehavior.

Ah, a family trip with the family bartender, what could be better?

Ah, bullies approaching. Activate cloaking device.

Ah, here you go...

Ah, I wouldn't a had none of this without you, kid.

Ah, I'm not a big fan of detention.

Ah, let's go home.

Ah, like a real writer. Outstanding, Moe!

Ah, look at all this puke! Why did I come in on my day off?

Ah, look at all this puke! Why did I come in on my day off?

Ah, no running in the hall.

Ah, phooey on buts.

Ah, stay crunchy in milk.

Ah, superlative!

Ah, thank you, Marge.

Ah, thanks, sweetie.

Ah, the hell with you.

Ah, the story of my life.

Ah, what a pleasant surprise.

Ah, what glorious goo!

Ah, what the hell it's Friday, scrambled !

Ah, ya never let Willie be Willie.

Ah, yeah!

Ah! A bear is eating my father!

Ah! A talking bear is eating my father!

Ah! Crazy man, crazy! Oh, yeah!

Ah! It's dark in here!

Ah.

Ah...

Ah... whoa...

Ahh...

Ahhhh...

Ahmed Adoody, wealthy Saudi financier.

Ahmed Adoody.

Ain't exactly open casket material yourself.

Ain't gon' be no trial.

Ain't serving soup,'cause they...

Albert Camus.

All because of a bunch of stuff that happened.

All goblins must be free of visible worms.

All he left me with are these used nicotine patches.

All he needs is a little kindness.

All here, from Asimov to Zarathustra.

All I see is five ***.

All I see is that rock.

All I've got is this porn channel I'm too cheap to descramble.

All it requires is a small amount of coordination.

All of a sudden, I was a somebody in a school full of nobodies.

All of our Holiday Cheer.

All out?

All righ t ! I gothis flame sword !

All right,

All right, all right, here's the plan.

All right, but no combat.

All right, I will.

All right, I'll try and save this.

All right, let's just get through this.

All right, let's just get through this.

All right, lips, man your kissing stations.

All right, Lisa, time to show

All right, listen up.

All right, no husband.

All right, now listen, if a storm were coming,

All right, now, who's going with who?

All right, tap jockey, you owe Fat Tony 50 bucks. Cough it up!

All right, then.

All right, you heard him.

All right, you lured me to your bay.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All the celebrities shop at.

All the extinguiers are gone!

All the kids made fun of him

All the other husbands don't come home dirty from fighting.

All the other moms gave their husbands $20.

All the parts of a motorcycle.

All the snacks we stole are "heart smart"

All this eating has put me in the mood for a little lovin'.

All this fuss for a baseball game?

All those women are so impressive.

All those years I was dreaming of other things,

All units, move in.

All we do know is they 'rein heaven now,

All we need is some fresh ingredients.

All'altro.

Allow me to explain.

Almost makes up for not gettin' paid.

Almost ready. Here we go.

Already? It's only 38 seconds to 3:00.

Also known as Nappien.

Also, because while you slept,

Although she is not one of our people,

Although the right nipple spike seems a little dull.

Although two of the ways were kind of the same way,

Although, the basketball hoops have been retracted.

Always exciting to hear from you.

Always sucky to visit

Am I destroying these triangles or trying to assemble them?

Am I to understand you're

Amateur production of You Can't Take It With You

Amber said she wouldn't let

Ambrosia!

America West, please.

American Applesauce Association?

American Idol and American Idol Results Show.

Americans!

Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...

An action movie where I play the Pope who kills the president?

An ending.

An entire case of pool cue chalk.

An individual whose debts

An old acquaintance of yours.

An on field scuffle turned so violent,

And "The Sugar Sheet".

And a big fat no to the Kingsbridge School District!

And a circus fire!

And a gazebo's built that's perfect for two... or more.

And a haw haw to you.

And a partridge in a...

And a tomorrow on the calendar, ol' Gil's comin' back.

And all I have to show for it is a clean floor.

And all this time,

And also, guess what, it was me."

And as always, have fun watching.

And assigned you specialties to match your skills.

And at these card shows,the fans let me know

And bait the hooks.

And batting average several times.

And beat the holy snot out

And before you finish, get me some coffee.

And believe me, we learned our lesson.

And breast feed Bilbo Baggins.

And bring me an Advil! What do you mean you don't work for me?!

And change the poopy diapers of fulfillment.

And coined the phrase "radical chic!"

And concentration,

And corn again.

And cut.

And decrepit.

And don't tell me you're infertile.

And Earl Tilleson!

And even that has been ruined by CGI additions.

And even the third one might have worked better as a Halloween story.

And every other kid has to pay her a dollar.

And everybody I've tried to interview is so boring.

And everything is as it should be.

And expose abuse of power

And Fausto!

And feel better about himself.

And feeling good, I am screwed.

And feeling what she feels.

And finally, T.C.B.Y....

And get puppy just for you?

And Gil's your guy! Oh, I'm a jazz daddy

And give Santa's Little Helper a big hug for me.

And greed of the invading Europeans.

And guess what?

And having to be Mr. Funny all the time.

And he kicks it again! And again!

And he kicks it!

And he works our names into his songs.

And he wouldn't even cosign her mortgage.

And he's contributing to the entertainment!

And he's my son.

And Hell will raindown up on you !

And Hennessy Tennessee tootles the flute

And here we are in now times.

And here we are.

And here's a local nobody enjoying his likeness.

And here's the litter!

And his daughter,Paris Texan.

And I also know why

And I am not made of sushi.

And I can go home and

And I can see which way is out?

And I can stop looking the other way from what my husband's doing.

And I didn't get nothing!

And I didn't know if I should say "hi" or not.

And I do open casket caricatures.

And I get to live you every day.

And I got a list of local houses

And I hate the cutesy way you make jack o' lanterns!

And I just sharpened those blades.

And I know he's not.

And I know three people who can make it happen.

And I love the idea of you reading.

And I promised these guys money I don't have!

And I say, I have difficulty Envisioning it.

And I should know. I used to have it.

And I told a telemarketer I was busy when I wasn't.

And I want them finished before you start.

And I want to finance a fancy shmancy art show,

And I wasn't planned, so when I came,

And I went along with it because I love him to pieces.

And I will be a god in your eyes!

And I'd really like

And I'll make them play baseball!

And I'll make you a moderately wealthy man.

And I'll pay them the most anyone on TV is entitled to get: scale!

And I'm gonna make sure she's in my life forever.

And I'm gonna put ol' Henry here to sleep...

And I'm not a practicing joker, so I'm not that offended.

And I'm showing everyone your baby pictures.

And I'm standing in mud, fightin' with geese.

And I'm sure you hear this all the time:

And I've got the answer to your problems:

And I've seen three storms.

And if anyone loves Bart, it's Nelson.

And if you get hungry,

And if you get tired of him...

And instantly became great?

And invented the eight month after pill.

And it totally isn't.

And it's all thanks to you, Homer.

And it's all to fix this very talented arm.

And it's our duty to follow it.

And it's turning bitter ?

And judging by how tight they are,

And just when you think he's done,

And kill 'em.

And kill my sister.

And like a stumblebum chump, I dared to hope.

And Lisa, if I don't make it back,

And look for a boyfriend while I take a nap?

And loving family,

And made me the beautiful flower that I am.

And make a little meth money on the side.

And makes footy pajamas.

And many, many, more

And maybe that's why you do things like scare your c

And move it over to thatrecliner by the phone

And multiculture!

And my eight horrible babies

And my optometrist.

And my own medicine !

And my sister once saw Burt Reynolds at an airport,

And never forget: the divisor goes into the dividend.

And no one knows art like a Texan with too much money.

And Norm Crosby's going long.

And now for the highlight of our show,

And now I'm going to die.

And now I'm left with nothing but my lover and this worthless truck.

And now I'm nothing,

And now I'm thinking in stereotypes!

And now they don't seem...

And now to get dressed in a most unusual way.

And now to get stinking drunk!

And now to peruse the local news.

And now, to go on living!

And now...

And on his fart, he had a fart. Fart, fart, fart, fart, fart.

And our detailed genealogical records

And our newfound glory is all

And out of town roller coaster weirdos.

And perpetrate my nocturnal mischief.

And Poison Lenny.

And poop it into the diaper we call the 6:00 news

And pregnancy has been proven so... conclusively...

And provide a good lead in for Misters Amos and Andy.

And put a new entrée on the menu.

And remember:

And replace it with

And ride it down the biggest hill in town

And ride the Ferris burp

And right off the plane

And savor it, 'cause your lifecan go to Hell pretty quick.

And see a part of the world that tourists never go to.

And see if you can resist.

And see where that takes us?

And severed heads were kind of gory, so I redecorated

And show it in a regular theater?

And smash our family photos with your foot.

And so, my proud people

And some stuff I wanted.

And someone used our videotapes as dominoes.

And someone's walking towards you

And somethin' with a human face and fish body,

And speaking of segues,

And stole milk boxes for you.

And Superintendent Chalmers won't be happy to hear...

And supports my back boobs.

And swear like a lumberjack who hacked off a leg. Let's do it.

And tell him all about it.

And tell them Bart is too young for the Army.

And telling you to drop and give me various numbers.

And thank you.

And that beguiling enchantress is Mrs. Krabappel.

And that our success had led to some crazy

And that thing where you're walking

And that's how a presidential

And that's only one of the cool things

And that's why I have trouble saying "no" to people.

And the 78th time is the charm!

And the anguished howls of my ancestors.

And the baby puked, and a dog ate the puke,

And the color!

And the ding dong daddy...

And the doctor says they're killing me.

And the Merry go booger."

And the monkey head mittens.

And the music isawfully grand...

And the noble Hitachee people.

And the ol' Grizzly himself...

And the only thing you have in common is the squalor of your chamber pot !

And the Pecker Brothers, Danny and Dell!

And the poems should have the following rhyme scheme:

And the saltwater is rising.

And the world welcomed Disco Stu.

And then don't say nothin' while I take all the credit,

And then he said he didn't want a twin

And then I had this dream that my whole family was just cartoon characters,

And then today at lunch,

And then we're gonna wake up fresh as daisies.

And then what?

And then you'll have to come to our customer center

And they pay big money for photos.

And they want me to join their trio!

And they were too young, and not ready for a kid to screw up their lives.

And they're gonna be so mad!

And this is Fausto.

And this pamphlet that came with the fire extinguisher

And this should do it!

And this Web site

And three in"mistress" size.

And time is money, and money pays for things,

And Titanic was proving unsinkable at the box office...

And to defeat a paparazzo,

And to make matters worse, we're also being attacked

And to think he and I once shared a shower.

And to you, Martin.

And together we shall take back what is ours

And trust is the hard chocolate shell that keeps it

And unlike Sleepia, it won't cause

And unplug our brain dead ladies?

And use this map to retrieve

And we have a dentist appointment at 3:00. Thanks, Maggie.

And we have a dentist appointment at 3:00. Thanks, Maggie.

And we really clicked.

And we want you to play the enemy.

And we went to the Vermont Teddy Bear factory.

And we were checking it out

And we've already lost state,

And wee wees into it.

And what about my new job as a Mexican wrestler?

And what matters most isn't the commission you make,

And where you'd find smoke in relation to water.

And who can blame her for wanting to be one of us?

And will he be a crusader for robo sexual rights?

And winding up at a third rate college.

And wreak a terrible vengeance.

And wrong, they could spoon on a twin mattress and still have room for Ted Koppel.

And yet look how things turned out.

And yet they don't even acknowledge my existence.

And yet, it did.

And you are going to that party.

And you can choose from ketchup, mustard, mayo and relish.

And you can play swim up blackjack with Abraham Lincoln.

And you can't tell me not to.

And you could win your Mom back

And you did nothing.

And you do it again and again

And you drool!

And you each try to step aside

And you got to help me help them help you help me help you.

And you have to teach me a swear word

And you jammed the jagged neck right up my heart's butt.

And you know what?

And you made him look like a fool.

And you should be.

And you'll know.

And you're the carpenter?

And your $1,500 deposits

And your clothes have been replaced with army fatigues.

And your daughter is a flopper.

And your gun.

And your passport :

And zap!

And, I assume, irreplaceable.

And, lastly...

And, look, I got you started.

And, uh... I I'll just pay it.

And...

And... done!

And... saved!

And...?

Angelica Button and the Dragon King's Trundle Bed.

Angelica Button, you are a mere Earthkin.

Animal Control is gonna round 'em all up.

Another family broken up by Ronaldo.

Another kid getting thrown in the air.

Another senseless killing by...

Anwar Benitez,

Any moment.

Any moment.

Any moment.

Any of you ladie like stereo music?

Any other lies?

Any questions?

Anybody?

Anything about struts.

Anyway, back in the 1600s...

Anyway, someone's here to see you.

Anyway, we can't afford to pay the voice actors on ltchy and Scratchy,

Apparently, her mom makes good mac and cheese.

Appearing in their first Rose Parade,

Appreciate you letting me

Apu is dead.

Apu sang a song. What are you gonna do?

Apu, I'm returning a yogurt I wasn't a hundred percent

Apu, sometimes when I rob you, it's like you're not even there.

Apu?

Are "twinkly in the lutz"?

Are all the training you need or shall receive.

Are allowed on school property.

Are only the beginning!

Are perfectly normal for a seven year old.

Are through the roof!

Are we gonna do this much work every day?

Are we that stupid?

Are you a virus?

Are you asleep yet?

Are you boys going to be okay alone?

Are you counting sheep all night long?

Are you crazy ? It's 500 degrees in here !

Are you going to that string quartet thing?

Are you going to torture me?

Are you gonna ask us our major malfunctions?

Are you guys hitting on us?

Are you just saying that 'cause you're afraid of my dad?

Are you Lisa Simpson?

Are you ready to be lightly assaulted?

Are you run by dogs or for dogs?

Are you sleeping in the middle of my department store?

Are you still here?

Are you sure you know what "glad" means?

Are you sure, Captain? The barometer don't lie.

Are you tired of waiting for sanctions to work?

Are you two considering children?

Aren't you coming, Bart?

Aren't you glad I made you take that na thedle?

Aren't you?

Army private: $14,000 a year. D'oh!

Around for years,

Arthroscopic micro surgery

As a member of the liberal media.

As a sign of good faith,

As always,I have some ideas.

As best you could.

As for the rest of you, you're supposed to be a chair hockey team!

As for you, young man, the next time you save your principal,

As hall monitor, I am the law.

As long as I got a cup of coffee

As opposed to my movie The Real Deal, which was not the real deal.

As punishment for all the racket you're making!

As shocks go, this one's a real zaparoo.

As Springfield needs just one out to win the game and the championship.

As the credit stealing fraud he is!

As you can see, I've gotten everything I've ever wanted.

As you turned them into art.

As you're dying, jam the blades with your spine.

Ashamed? I'm thrilled...

Asking me take over the Scottsdale office.

Astronomers say the ominous capsules

At 24,

At 24, Clancy Wiggum was accepted into the police academy.

At 24, Eleanor had graduated from Harvard Medical and Yale Law.

At 3:00?!

At 32, Officer Wiggum had found the fast track to becoming chief.

At age 16,

At bedtime, he tucks me in tighter than anyone else could.

At Jazzy Goodtime's?

At last

At least you made it up the mountain.

At my age,and with your drawbacks,

At the 101 405 interchange.

At the Bastille.

At the Rock 'N' Roll Wax Museum.

Attention all units:

Attention K 9 unit.

Attention part time sales representatives.

Attention, Bart Man.

Attention, losers:

Attention, Springfield!

Attention!

Aunt Larina?

Ausgezeichnet !

Avenge me.

Avenge... me.

Aw, come on, Bart.

Aw, come on, you can't say no to ol' Gil.

Aw, come on.

Aw, crap, my first kiss.

Aw, do I have to ?

Aw, don't look so shocked.

Aw, geez! Boy, I was...

Aw, Grampa.

Aw, hey that's the guy what created him!

Aw, I forgot my math book.

Aw, oh, oh, don't, no.

Aw, son.

Aw, that's sweet. I hate sweet.

Aw, you're shivering, are you cold?

Aw! Lot of garbage fish today.

Aw! There's my first saxophone recital.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Awesome idea, Dad.

Awesome!

Aww, what a sweet blasphemy.

Ay caramba!

Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi!

Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi!

Aye carumba, what a day!

Ba ba bop de ba you!

Back in my day, TV stars couldn't say "booby,"

Back to class.

Back to Scottsdale.

Bad Check Mazursky,

Bad guys like The Toker...

Bad news, Maya Angelou, you've been bumped.

Bang bang! Bang!

Bang, bang, bang!

Bankruptcy was the cool law!

Barbeque sauce fight!

Barely Literate, smells Like Feet

Bart and I will run your business till your dad's okay.

Bart and Lisa are almost home from school,

Bart gets another try!

Bart is my best friend now,

Bart looks so cute as a mighty oak in the school play.

Bart Man, don't you want to join us?

Bart Simpson, 12 minutes ago,

Bart Simpson, you can't bring a python to school!

Bart stinks

Bart stinks

Bart stinks

Bart stinks...

Bart sucks! Bart sucks!

Bart sucks! Bart sucks!

Bart was on the boat?

Bart, a rising star like you needs a manager,

Bart, are you all right?

Bart, are you drinking?

Bart, can we go to Banana Republic?

Bart, come with me.

Bart, did your mystical ******* monster beat up those bullies?

Bart, does that even mean anything?

Bart, here's a letter from your school.

Bart, honey,

Bart, I need some strawberries. Right now.

Bart, I think you're making a lot of progress,

Bart, I've been keeping a secret from you, too.

Bart, I've got an idea.

Bart, it's not Saturday.

Bart, let's get married.

Bart, meet Joe LaBoot.

Bart, Mr. Simpson, we are getting out of the mob business, right now.

Bart, my name is Dr. Swanson.

Bart, my name is Dr. Swanson.

Bart, put that away!

Bart, Skinner's going to be really mad at you.

Bart, stop that!

Bart, stop!

Bart, sweetie. I need some strawberries.

Bart, that was a nasty bite you got.

Bart, there's something I have to tell you father to son.

Bart, we need to talk.

Bart, what are you doing?

Bart, what the hell are you doing in there?

Bart, where you going?

Bart, why are you hanging around with Nelson so much?

Bart, you brought me back to life!

Bart, you choked!

Bart, you're so steady on those skins, we're

Bart, you're too young to get married.

Bart! Bart! Bart!

Bart! Buddy!

Bart! Do you want to leave the funeral early?!

Bart! This is a matter of life and death.

Bart! What are you doing here?

Bart? Where did he...?

Bart...

Bart's coming down!

Bart's missing.

Bart's my buddy

Bart's on the cover of both local jazz magazines:

Bartholomew J. Simpson, how can you be so mean?!

Be nice, Homer

Beautiful day, isn't it, Freddie? God bless you and yours.

Because deep down I want them to have a cow?

Because he knows my darkest secret:

Because he never graduated

Because I already have

Because I broughtthis Finding Nemo bedspread.

Because I do.

Because I quit, and I'm taking this with me!

Because I suspect deep within you is an artist's soul.

Because I thought you could tame this town.

Because I'm a ghost!

Because I'm filled with stress!

Because I'm gonna have a baby, too!

Because I've got a plan.

Because my chest is cold and my arms aren't.

Because of a huge fine levied against the station.

Because of exciting current events,

Because of this improperly filled out police report,

Because the hours are better and my mom's really sick.

Because they'd just fight.

Because they've brought so much joy into our lives.

Bedroom from the outside,

Beer battered shrimp.

Before I met you, I had friends and dreams!

Before Moe reads his keynote poem, I would like to stake my claim

Behold my naked butt!

Behold the Get back inator.

Behold... our new state of the art weapon in the global war

Being a ref is athankless job...

Being upstaged in jazz,

Ben and Ken,

Benefit concert!?

Besides that.

Best friends? Forever?

Best Sound Effects Editing:the team from...

Better than cod?

Beware of Taco Belly. Whoo!

Bibliography, page numbers... it's nuts.

Big Chief Rotten Cheeks Chewing Tobacco...

Big deal.

Big ones teach the little ones,

Bink 182?

Birds help.

Birthday as Randy Quaid,

Birthday!

Birthdays never meant squat to me.

Black bicep warmer!

Blah, blah, blah,

Blah, blah, blah,

Blah, blah, blah,

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah...

Blah, blah, blah...

Blanket Hog, Newman's Own, Master of Suspense,

Blood, bile, spinal fluid,

Blood, other, phlegm,

Blue and red, the colors of friendship.

Blue pinwheel, red pinwheel...

Body type: Olive Oyl.

Body type: Olive Oyl.

Boo hoo, I'm Nelson. No one likes me.

Boo. Boo, indeed.

Booger.