💬 The Simpsons - Season 26

A $25 million prize

A a competent policeman!

A bachelorette party...

A bald eagle!

A beautiful rainbow of ice crystals in your lungs.

A big needy nothing.

A birthday party was nothing more than a supermarket cake

A boxing glove!

A brass band.

A card from Dr. Hibbert.

A chain pharmacy.

A division of Gulf and Western.

A dog she's in love with but can never have.

A dozen sandwiches in my lunch tomorrow?

A fellow environmentalist in need,

A few months back, I got an unsolicited e mail

A game called "baseball"

A grand gesture.

A hearty luncheon of bison with lake beaver will be served.

A human zoo?

A little better, even.

A little lazy,

A little sour and a little sick.

A little sparkling water and a glass full of regular water?

A lot of people have brothers.

A lot of spinning wheels and witches treating you like crap?

A lot of stuff from them.

A lovely him type wife,

A man gets older, has a career, a few kids,

A man who won't back down?

A marked decrease in gambling activities.

A million dollar crotch model!

A million times, yes!

A most deleterious effect on your brain.

A mysterious electrical storm

A new record.

A not what?

A pack of smokes, and get in that plane.

A page on "the piglims" at "Rhymouth Pock."

A paparazzo. Please don't send that.

A partner? Intriguing. Who gets to gut him

A pill that removes all grief.

A place where my talents will be appreciated.

A politician who would never ignore

A pusten fas hilcht hecher.

A recycling center,

A restaurant no one goes to.

A robot! With a catchphrase!

A rookie housewife had defeated a savvy veteran,

A sexy snuggle while our rotten kids are someone else's problem.

A stool is a proper defense against a lion.

A store full of great products,

A story of a special bond between a brother and a sister.

A tanning salon that secretly has cameras in the beds,

A terrible fate indeed, sir.

A totally legitimate strike!

A Touch of Class.

A town that deserves its own original song.

A trailer for After Party.

A transporter beam!

A troll or a homunculus, it kind of hurts my feelings.

A TV star criticizing his writers.

A very special sinner we've prepared just for you.

A way off Lepers Island!

A whole new world.

A woman has allowed you to sire her children?

A wonderful guy...

A workaholic is probably your best aholic ever,

A world of anarchic free expression

A yoga mat that rolls itself up.

A, uh, strike!

A. Ow!

Aah!

Aah! A ghost!

Aah! Get it out! Get it out!

Aah! Hillbillies!

Aah! I win.

Aah! Who murdered who again?

Abe Simpson, please.

Abe Simpson?!

Abe, can you join us for a drink?

Abort prank!

About the team of hit men you've assembled.

About them smoking around the children.

About these epic birthday fails?

About time. It's the only phone.

About what?

Abraham Simpson, you damn fool!

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

According to this file from Blazing Guy Secret Security,

Ach! Wrong order!

Ach.

Across the street?! How could they?

Actually, I wanted to go back with him.

Actually, I was wondering if you two might want to lend a hand.

Actually, my friends and I are using a system

Actually, of all probable futures, this is the worst.

Actually, the Fortress of Solitude has a statue

Add up to a filmmaker's paradise.

After all the money this plant lost on that nitwit, Elon Musk,

After all these month Os, I hope we don't disremember

After buying his wife the wrong color convertible

After Earth, I Am Legend,

After it drops 60 stories.

After party!

After Peter Gabriel left.

After sixth grade, it's good bye and good luck.

After successfully conquering the Rigelians...

After they're around the wheel all day.

After we played my hometown I could have a day off.

After we show you the wealth of jobs in the steno pool,

After which Homer Simpson will be dipped

After, which means both parents.

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, Chief!

Ah, close enough.

Ah, finally a customer!

Ah, geez, Lou.

Ah, geez.

Ah, hell, this is all BS.

Ah, I can't be mad at her no more.

Ah, just 'cause you're here shouldn't make you sad.

Ah, just snowflakes on my mustache.

Ah, kids, stop arguing.

Ah, let's make it official, eh?

Ah, not our problem.

Ah, really?

Ah, some nice bedtime readin'

Ah, thank God they pulled

Ah, the first pour of the day.

Ah, um, well, you know how I love to roll,

Ah, yes, basketry.

Ah, yes, everyone's been there.

Ah, yes.

Ah, you got to be mad at something

Ah, you're probably right.

Ah!

Ah! That's right!

Ah! What the hell just happened?

Ah.

Ah. Ah, gee, tough break.

Ah. Breakthrough.

Ah. One of these deeds is missing a signature.

Ah. Thank you, Miss, um...

Ah...

Ah... Ah...

Aha! I gotcha!

Ahoy, lads and dads.

Ahoy, Midshipman.

Air fresheners!

All aboard.

All alone at the Kwik E Mart.

All animals can scream.

All awesome.

All camping is pointless.

All Edna left me was wonderful memories

All gone.

All Homer does is play that stupid bass.

All I got are Archie and Wicket here.

All I have left are the clothes on my back

All I lost was money?

All I need is graham crackers, chocolate,

All I wanted was to make obscene profits

All I'm asking you to do is stay 21 more year

All of you,

All right, after she eats, I'd better close up.

All right, all right.

All right, as long as it's just questions

All right, calm down, just calm down.

All right, can't argue with that.

All right, class. We don't have computers

All right, here I go.

All right, I will believe you on this. Smart.

All right, I'm on a list!

All right, I'm sick of waiting.

All right, I'm turning to a desperate mother's last resort.

All right, it's all here.

All right, let me be honest with youse.

All right, let me speak to you in a language you'll understand.

All right, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything,

All right, let's cut to the chase.

All right, let's do this.

All right, let's meet our two teams of Mathletes, shall we?

All right, let's move.

All right, lights out.

All right, listen, pal, uh...

All right, Marge, maybe I did cut the strings

All right, Marge. You've got a deal

All right, Mr. Smarty, what went on back there?

All right, people, Marge has brought this heathen

All right, Princess.

All right, show yourselves

All right, Simpsons, welcome to our new home.

All right, Sven Golly,

All right, time for the perp walk.

All right, we'll do a trust exercise.

All right, what if I did...

All right, who rubbed my nickels?!

All right, you two, break it up.

All right!

All right! Tether boy!

All right.

All right. It was me.

All righty then.

All set.

All sit at different tables, betting low,

All slow motion like and just as scarifyin'

All the shows you've ever done.

All the time?

All the time.

All the wrinkles in my brain.

All the years of Glayvining

All those photo developing joints

ALL To be a better human being.

All well and good.

All will be revealed in time,

All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.

All you lost was money,

All you worthless writers ever do

All you Yokos are out of the band!

All you've got to do is sell fracking

All your wife needs is a little education.

ALL: Ooh!

Allow me to sell you expensive nuclear power.

Allowed Marge's five kickers to launch a long range campaign

Almost makes me not want to prank him.

Almost.

Also I've, uh, I've been addicted to Oxy

Also, Friday night is the school dance.

Also, I'm sorry, I couldn't find the records

Also, it's five to 11:00.

Also, no more elephants.

Also, water in the decontamination showers.

Also, you will be visited

Also... maybe... I wanted to talk more to you?

Also... thanks a lot!

Although legal for children in this state,

Although Maggie's is pretty soon.

Although she really cheered up after she left you forever.

Although, I think the worst thing

Am I hearing this right?

Am I sick?

Amen.

America's greatest wartime wheelchair bound leader:

America's next Duffman will be selected

An 85 yard field goal?

An incredible camping trip,

An invitation to a committee hearing.

An open televised competition

And a chance for the rest of you to look within yourselves

And a cute model... Ooh!

And a firm hand at the controls.

And a Merry Christmas to you, sir.

And a powerful dislike of the sport,

And after you eat the soup you can eat the bowl

And all I got from Mr. Musk was an electric car,

And all I had to do was let him copy some keys.

And all is forgiven.

And all my 11 dead siblings on crick water!

And all the girls are mean girls.

And all those new workers are gonna want

And an Iggy Azalea CD?

And are you under 80?

And as an anchor store

And as an aspiring musician with off Broadway dreams,

And as for you, your punishment will be...

And ask what's wrong.

And asked her to dance?

And attractive tax credits

And away we go!

And baseball players can steal bases

And be honest.

And because you can't strangle a girl.

And before revealing our results,

And before you reply, remember,

And beware of cocktail waitresses

And billionaire Mumbai entrepreneur,

And boots that I don't think will hold up in the rain.

And bring peace to Decapita!

And broke their crowns...!

And bury Bart in the hole.

And called you a liar.

And came back a winner, like Jesus.

And check out this gift bag.

And check the fat guy for tattoos.

And come back for the next show. D'oh!

And covers everything terrible.

And current high flying yes, you heard me

And cut holes in the parachute so it doesn't billow properly.

And developers are itching to build on our land

And don't say "Jesus."

And down like this.

And eight super kids:

And electrocuted on Christmas Eve.

And emerge unscathed,

And ended his career jumping out the window from the top floor.

And everyone hits "reply all" to everything.

And everything will be fine.

And finally, a sadder slice of our lives.

And five minutes on your ugly buck teeth.

And for once it's not 'cause some drunk

And Friday's lunch

And gave himself a shotgun tonsillectomy.

And gaze upon the wonderful world

And gentlest of us all.

And get certified before you can legally...

And good news, one pooped out your ear.

And guitars with live fish inside.

And Gwendolyn Hertz feld Mastroantonio!

And had to move to Springfield.

And have some mature conversatiaroonies,

And he can't even do that.

And he never lived to see me be successful.

And he pays me with this.

And he really only has one move.

And he seems to be sinking.

And he taught me not to buy into the lies

And he's got enough extra hair for a mustache!

And he's got this awesome candy mansion...

And her flight boards in 38 minutes.

And here to throw out the first pitch,

And here's a painting of my ancestor Ichabod Duff,

And here's another sentence.

And here's my rambling, repetitive first draft.

And here's the song I killed 'em with.

And here's your ticket to a front row seat

And his barbecue grill that never has crud on it.

And hold him for five days.

And how did we reach

And I ain't drinkin' white with my coq Au freakin' vin.

And I am never scared.

And I can't drink beer?

And I certainly... Aah!

And I don't get paid a thing.

And I don't know where Dad is.

And I don't want you to be inspired by it.

And I forgive you, transgressoreeno.

And I got one.

And I guess I don't have any friends.

And I had a crucial job, too:

And I have something on the wall

And I haven't told him about it. Yet.

And I haven't watched it since yesterday.

And I know evil. I'm head of the teachers' union.

And I know Mel will be quitting it with me.

And I know who.

And I like being a sailor

And I mean kick back

And I need a coffee to go.

And I need you with me as a partner.

And I really want to learn.

And I regret to inform you that our Soviet sister city,

And I said nothing.

And I see myself.

And I sleep in a sauna every night.

And I tell you, I get so much respect

And I think the choice is clear.

And I think you just might be the guy.

And I thought it might be like the Louvre

And I trusted you after you snuck up

And I want you to believe me, too.

And I want you to get your fingers out of my mouth!

And I was just about to do it when you came out with it,

And I will wait and worry!

And I would say..

And I'd like to dedicate this song

And I'd rather just...

And I'll give up online scrapbooking,

And I'll give you a little extra morphine, friend.

And I'm authorized to use the greatest weapon at me disposal.

And I'm glad you are

And I'm going to sit here and focus on that good,

And I'm going to sit right here until you do.

And I'm gonna do something about it.

And I'm gonna wreck it.

And I'm sure she's forgotten all about me.

And I'm sure your father has been doing some growing

And I'm the spokesman for HamCo Ham.

And I've almost got it.

And I've been covering for you all these years.

And I've got a whole HBO special's worth

And I've had my share of failures, sure.

And I've learned you have to let them go their own way.

And if anyone asks where I am,

And if I'm ever gonna be a good guy, it's now.

And if so, why?

And if that makes me less of a man, so be it.

And if we're ever invaded, just click this.

And if you are babysitting,

And if you got too close, you got burned?

And if you trust them, I trust them, too.

And in what exotic location does she dance?

And incapable of emotion...

And injected me without my consent.

And instead you're watching chest videos.

And intimidato as ever.

And it did.

And it sounds like Hovercraft

And it would take a pretty unforeseen development

And it's 'cause of you and your chicken.

And it's closed, so scram.

And it's just not true.

And it's kind of your fault?

And it's not even against the rules.

And join us on our stadium tour?

And just sit on the couch.

And KLM is never late!

And learning of his own.

And left on the shelf, and every once in a while,

And let me tell you, arresting people

And like all boomtowns, it would have lasted forever.

And lime Jell O.

And lining his coffin with cash.

And lose his soul?"

And made my kids lie, too.

And Maggie to the five birthday parties

And make it snappy!

And may I save that paper?

And maybe even...

And maybe I can finally find out why a man would think

And maybe, just maybe, I'll get my husband back.

And Moe don't clean.

And move to the South Pacific with you.

And my passion project, the Glayvinator.

And my password is "Annoyed Grunt."

And my pretty, pretty wife.

And neither am I.

And never will again

And no group should ever be insulted.

And no kennel will take them.

And no one could blame you if you didn't take me back,

And none of you wants to repeat the class

And not a very good one.

And not to take a life my life.

And nothing would happen.

And now he's beating up Nelson.

And now he's landed in our yard.

And now I banish you from paradise.

And now I have to give it up!

And now I'm running to the unemployment office.

And now the part that is difficult to tell you.

And now they're gone!

And now to make my big move.

And now we want to keep it going.

And now, a moment of silence

And now, Homer, it's only fair that I give yous a gift.

And now, the best part of running your own franchise

And now, to help secure the jazz vote,

And now, Waverly Hills.

And nuzzle in

And old guys who can't sleep at night

And only the children suffer.

And parents get 20 e mails a day from the school,

And people are laying fingers all over them.

And point and laugh at it.

And private use bicycles.

And promotional cozies,

And reaching for things without success.

And remember, God is listening to your prayers.

And ruin her dainty little shoes.

And see the America whose greatest cities

And see the results of grade three's

And sell for eight bucks at ballparks,

And set him free in the wild.

And she certainly might be eternally grateful

And she trashed my bar!

And she wants me to give up the glug life.

And she's only 12. Eight.

And sit in glory at the right hand of Todd.

And so a thousand years from now this capsule will be opened

And so the fat man caves.

And so will you someday.

And so,

And so, O my brothers, I was beaten, I was bruised,

And so, with the score knotted at 29 all,

And some guitar picks with my face on 'em.

And some ungraded papers,

And sometimes I get pretty nervous.

And sometimes if you do all that,

And start little fires here and there.

And stay out!

And sticking pins in a donkey's butt.

And still I said nothing.

And stolen your heart.

And stuck an antenna on it.

And suddenly there's a hole in his life

And take these poison pen lights with you!

And that includes...

And that is when you must flash the "get the hell out" signal.

And that's a treat for the, uh, popular children,

And that's it no more hypnotizing anyone.

And that's the terrifying tale

And that's true even if I don't get the brownies.

And that's why I owe

And the best part is,

And the casino never suspects that it has been the victim

And the clones in my freezer.

And the combination is not known to any human...

And the coolest thing we've done

And the crowd goes wild.

And the garment bag.

And the gift bag was...

And the heads ask me to play them a song.

And the invention of the payment of alimony

And the odds are in your favor.

And the older one, I can't tell her what to do.

And the once in a lifetime mistake

And the other is dim and evil.

And the other person is...

And the pony ride operators find out what you've done...

And the present is that I'm not gonna always assume

And the rest of you fall in line.

And The Smell of Music but I'm still here.

And the teachers took the extra Tots home in manila envelopes.

And the teachers took them home...

And the theme of the casino is circus!

And the thing what ate our chickens.

And the things I like.

And the wife says, "Everybody."

And the world was our garbage basket.

And then gave away the patents!

And then give it to him on his birthday.

And then I heard something I shouldn't have.

And then the teachers give us stink eye

And then they squeeze you for extra money

And then you realize they never, ever will.

And there was this great back patio with this sweet fire pit.

And there were manila envelopes, Manila envelopes

And there were too many Tots, Too many Tots.

And they had to cook all the Tater Tots,

And they say, "Sammy,

And they told me I got over it.

And they want the money you took from them or else

And they wonder why they lost Jackson City.

And they're all going to support you

And this boat!

And this flannel shirt, which says:

And this horrible impasse can come to an end.

And this kind man has shown it to me.

And this picture to this address.

And those guys like to kick back on Sundays.

And those will be

And to use the bathroom.

And today, my heart is that barrel.

And totally blame my friends?

And turned it into food.

And turning them into his own great ideas!

And turning them into the American dream.

And two presidents were fatter than you, and...

And unlike the rest of you cowards,

And upgrade your entire school

And upon leaving,

And use the****utic techniques to solve father son conflicts...

And watches TV.

And water table contamination

And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.

And we don't have keyboards.

And we looked forward to it

And we own some kind of sports team.

And we shall be called...

And we were able to have a third beautiful child.

And we'll be able to fix the church in style.

And we're not really looking for a world music vibe

And we're worried she's in trouble.

And we've got your back.

And we've only written one song!

And what better way to do that than to be stone cold sober?

And what do I stub out in my scrambled eggs?

And what does that get you?

And what if I refuse?

And wide load."

And will only be shown four times a day

And wipe down your backseats annually...

And with great taste comes great responsibility.

And with this ring,

And with your omelet,

And woop... and...

And work started the day after last year's parade finished.

And yesterday, a certain princess

And yet I still want to be with you.

And you are coming with us to share in his talent.

And you can breathe our atmosphere.

And you gave it to him?

And you hated everything.

And you have the 20 million goats?

And you have to throw him a party.

And you killed them. I I I I'm just a kid!

And you... will... atone!

And you'll never see me again.

And you'll see her lovely bones all over the floor!

And you'll see what there is to see.

And you're a hard hearted capitalist.

And you're going to torment

And you're in luck, because I have written one.

And you're like, "99 cents?!

And you're the bumbling police chief.

And you're the math team captain!

And you're under arrest.

And you've introduced me to a world of un milled wind,

And your memories will fade.

And your one appearance on To Catch A Predator.

And, Bart, go work the deep fryer.

And, lift.

And, Marge, I got this weird new feeling in my stomach

And, mm... ooh ooh!

And, uh, by the way, nice melons.

And, uh, from the right side of the tracks,

And, uh, it's the only thing lighting the bar.

And, uh, Kwik E Nog.

And, uh, let's start all over.

And, uh, perhaps you need a singer?

And, uh, she had it shipped to the station.

And, um um um, what's the difference

And, well, he always...

And, yes, erotic book release party you've ever attended.

And...

And... done. Proud of you boys

Andy Summers, uh...

Angled parking. Lemons.

Annika, you've introduced me

Annika! Wait!

ANNOUNCER: By 1994, we'll have

ANNOUNCER: The Cool Zone is beyond maximum capacity.

Anoop, Sandeep, Nabendu, Gheet,

Another bully for your collection, boys.

Another one there, and... there!

Another one, hon? You, what is the count?!

Another success story for The Relation Ship.

Answers.

Any last words, boyo?

Any less of a marksman.

Any more than I can resist drinking in the car.

Any of that awful worker mutating nuclear waste.

Any of these them? Hmm?

Any uplifting holiday movies?

Anyone tries to stop me,

Anyone with that much money has a darkness in his soul.

Anything that comes into your head?

Anything to delay a spelling test.

Anything you need? Perhaps you'd care

Anyway, because I am your friend, you are safe.

Anyway, Maude and I thought

Anyway, we're even Steven.

Anywhere but home.

Anywhere near those blackjack tables,

Apologies to the witches and their families.

Apparently a military issue jet pack

Apparently, this was too heartless a task for a robot.

Apu and the band appeared

Apu has a rich life here in Springfield:

Apu is a good man.

Apu leaving is the best thing

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,

Apu thinks we can get the money

Apu wouldn't be able to sing a note

Apu, what's wrong?

Apu, you're the only man

Are a beautiful tribute

Are as common as Frisbees on the Jersey shore.

Are beyond our power to solve.

Are dreaming of Blazing Guy.

Are either knocked down or have been turned into deer blinds.

Are left in the deck.

Are there any side effects?

Are there feelings going unexpressed here?

Are there two more exciting words?

Are they setting bail by the pound?

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Are we there yet? I said no!

Are we there yet? Look out the window!

Are we there yet? No!

Are we there yet? No.

Are we there yet? We're not there!

Are we there yet? What's wrong with your ears?

Are we truly in space?

Are you alive or dead?

Are you being bullied?

Are you crazy? We'll never make it!

Are you feeling this?

Are you gonna put my head in a vice?

Are you interested in our Two For One Tuesday?

Are you just buying this to be nice?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kids eating your feelings?

Are you okay?

Are you over 23?

Are you ready to find out

Are you telling me you don't miss the big time?

Are you the guy that talks nice before they kill us?

Are you working two jobs here, Gil?

Are you... a hostess?

Arizona without the golf!

Around the world. Can you go five blasted minutes

Around, over, over, under...

Artists.

As a Beefeater!

As a family therapist, I can assure you

As a sign of thy will.

As a storage facility for salt pork.

As all our current movies forecast?

As always, I will interpret the lack of any sort of response

As an April Fools' Day joke.

As an icy mist rose

As chairwoman of this Committee on Energy,

As Duffman, I had the power

The Simpsons - Season 26
The Simpsons - Season 26, released in 2014, is an iconic television show that has been entertaining audiences for decades. Created by Matt Groening, this animated series follows the lives of the dysfunctional Simpson family and their adventures in the fictional town of Springfield. The cast of The Simpsons - Season 26 includes the talented voice actors who have breathed life into these beloved characters since the show's inception. Dan Castellaneta voices the lovable yet bumbling patriarch, Homer Simpson, while Julie Kavner voices his patient and kind-hearted wife, Marge Simpson. The mischievous son, Bart Simpson, is voiced by Nancy Cartwright, and Yeardley Smith lends her voice to the intelligent and often overlooked Lisa Simpson. Alongside them are the hilarious Hank Azaria, who voices a multitude of characters including Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, and Harry Shearer, who brings characters like the quirky Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, and Principal Skinner to life. Season 26 of The Simpsons continues to captivate audiences with its irreverent humor and clever social commentary. Each episode showcases the satirical wit that has become the show's trademark, tackling a variety of topics ranging from politics and pop culture to family dynamics and everyday life. The clever writing and self-awareness of the series have allowed it to remain relevant and resonate with viewers of all ages, even after more than 30 years on the air. This season features some memorable episodes that fans have come to adore. "Clown in the Dumps" explores the passing of Krusty the Clown's father and its impact on the beloved character, while "Super Franchise Me" hilariously satirizes the prevalence of fast-food chains and their influence on society. The season also introduces new characters and storylines, continuing to expand the vibrant world of Springfield. Fans of The Simpsons - Season 26 can immerse themselves in the show's universe through various mediums, including playing and downloading sounds associated with the series. From Homer's distinctive catchphrases like "D'oh!" to Bart's mischievous laughter, these iconic sounds can be enjoyed and shared with family and friends. Whether you want to set them as ringtones or simply have a laugh, these sounds bring a piece of The Simpsons into your daily life. The Simpsons - Season 26 has been praised for its innovation and ability to maintain its relevance amidst a rapidly changing television landscape. Its blend of humor, heart, and social commentary has made it a beloved cultural phenomenon. As fans eagerly anticipate each new season, they can continue to enjoy and engage with the show through various means, including reliving their favorite moments with the downloadable sounds. So, if you're a fan of The Simpsons - Season 26, don't miss your chance to dive deeper into Springfield's world by playing and downloading these iconic sounds. From the misadventures of Homer to the intelligence of Lisa, these sounds are a testament to the enduring popularity and timeless humor of this beloved television show.
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