A b c d e f g
A beak which calls out death a doodle doo.
A bear can't be a mailman.
A bicycle built for two!
A bit different, a bit weird.
A bom shabai
A bom shabai
A bom shabai
A bom shabai
A bom shabai
A bom shabai
A bom shabai
A bom shabai
A bom shabai
A bom shabai means "vote union.
A bom shabai.
A bom shabai.
A book?
A bra cada bra.
A brightly colored car hurt my eyes!
A bullet in the brain at high noon!
A bunch of moist eyed mothers.
A bunch of stupid cables.
A carpenter named Joseph
A caveman!
A chimp that size could tear your son's head right off!
A Christmas tree, what a great name.
A cow took my iPod and I punched it!
A devoted husband.
A doctor?
A few days of much needed r and r?
A fine year for Camrys.
A frozen mailman somehow buried in ice several decades ago.
A G.I. left her with Child.
A girl named Linda.
A Lamborgotti Fasterossa?
A little party tonight to celebrate that only half of us have died so far.
A little.
A lot of gunk gets stuck in it.
A McDonald's where you can get booze!
A mental challenge.
A metal bar at tooth level.
A miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side
A missing link.
A mixer? I don't know.
A moral dilemma posed by a young boy... no, a girl.
A movie star or maybe
A nail file, a farmer's almanac, a gun with no bullets,
A new car? May I suggest an Oldsmobile?
A nice foreign number.
A nickel in a water bottle!
A penny. This is my lucky day.
A photo of yourself with a smiling child.
A picture of me with a smiling child.
A picture of myself with a smiling child.
A place where we can play bridge with our neighbors.
A plane made out of guns that fires guns.
A plus.
A pregnant virgin?
A primal mnemonic response
A purpose.
A real nail biter here at Mile High Stadium.
A real wetsuit instead of one
A robot with guns for arms shooting
A robot?
A scam?! Not according to Eddie F. From Tucson,
A series of horny events.
A stamp museum?
A strong man?
A system!
A tandem bicycle!
A tea house!
A Texas penny it is!
A toilet what still has its seat
A tree that's been alone for far too long.
A wooly bully!
Aaa, long story.
Aah!
Aah! Help me, Jesus!
Aah! Screw you, you stupid thing!
Aah.. Yes.
Abe, Abe, Abe!
Abe, I know you've been real depressed lately
ABE: A shaving kit?
ABE: By Christmas Eve, our hopes of rescue were fading.
ABE: Days turned to weeks. Weeks turned to months.
About a class of remedial reading students
About a ship called the bounty.
About all the terrible things you've done?
About enough to buy a new plasma tv.
About me getting other people's mail.
About teenagers in Orange County.
About the incessant swaddling, all hours, day and night.
About what you saw in the Simpsons' house.
About what? How nothing changed when you were in there?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely.
Acceptance came slowly.
Act like you're in love with me.
Acting like the chief doesn't make you the chief.
Action figure puddle, something we think was an air conditioner,
Action, treasure, water, a guy.
Actual paper.
Actually, in our system of belief, there are many gods.
Actually, it's decided by committee, but, you know,
Actually, Justin and I are going to the Oregon Shakespeare Festival.
Actually, sir, I believe he's about to die of dehydration.
Actually, we were gonna call you, Mr. Simpson.
Adequate
Admit it. We were born to fall into
Adorable little neck because I want to
Aflac!
After all I do for your father, he still doesn't trust me.
After he choked in that soccer game.
After I let him feel me up during the Depression.
After I salved every chicken pock on your ungrateful body?
After seeing how happy you were
After that, who gives a hobo's crap?
After years of pain and reduced mobility.
Again!
Again!
Again!
Again!
Ah, ah, Santa Maria!
Ah, but could you add a bacon nose,
Ah, dad.
Ah, don't forget the menu for our scrapbook.
Ah, don't worry, boys.
Ah, it's all a big scam. This booth?
Ah, let him have his fun.
Ah, Marge, I love you.
Ah, Mr. Milhouse, thank goodness!
Ah, Mr. Milhouse, thank goodness!
Ah, now feel free to come by the main house for breakfast,
Ah, perfetto.
Ah, poop in your fist.
Ah, shut up and hand me more Moe heads.
Ah, this trial is the biggest load of...
Ah, Tuscany. Fortune is finally smiling upon me.
Ah, wise man. eh? Pick two.
Ah! Revenge is a dish best served
Ah! That was awesome!
Ah... (HUFFS)
Ah... I get it.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh! (CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Ahh! Oh, come on now!
Ahh! This is too scary. Change back!
Ahhh!
Ahhh! That's my opening joke,
Ahhh...
Ain't love grand, tito?
Ain't no party like a Lenny party 'cause a Lenny party don't stop.
Ain't that right, victor?
Ain't you got call waiting?
All diddily aside, boys. What is it about her you miss so much?
All expenses paid?
All hail the king of the cats.
All he did was try to help a young couple find their way.
All I do is get in trouble.
All I know is that no one is better than anyone else,
All I need are these everyday objects:
All I see is an empty grave. Why don't you fill it, you lazy bastard!
All I wanted to do was join a group
All I'm saying is...
All I've ever been is a groundskeeper.
All right, Bob,
All right, I can see this is all up to me.
All right, I'm going to open this cage, but no biting!
All right, Marge, time to remember Admiral Awesome!
All right, nap time.
All right, Ralphie. Let's see what you can do with a hundred.
All right, shoot it in the fireplace.
All right, we get ii.
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right! Commercials!
All right.
All right.
All right. And there you have it.
All right. Just this once, you can take a drink out of my special water bottle.
All right. Let's just try one more lesson.
All right. Thank you, Cat Lady. See you in the spin room.
All right...
All them pictures of Bert and Lucy.
All this hoo haw about girls and math is silly.
All we got is ketchup.
All we need now is, uh, er, uh,
All we're saying is go in and chat with these guys.
All with brand new carpeting.
ALL; Oh!
ALL: (CHANTING) Fight! Fight! Fight!
ALL: (CHANTING) Toilet! Toilet!
ALL: (CHANTING) Toilet! Toilet! Toilet!
ALL: (CHANTING) Untidy! Untidy! Untidy!
ALL: Aww!
ALL: Bare hair! Bare hair!
ALL: Me!
ALL: No!
ALL: Ooh...
ALL: Ooh...