Peter Griffin Soundboard Edit

Ah this is taking forever!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Alright, fine.

Alright, well turn it on. I'm very thirsty.

Alright, you rest up get better. We ate your son.

Are you crazy?

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Babadapoopie

Bingo bitches

Bird bird bird (Bird Is The Word song)

Bird is the word

Bird is the word bird is the word

Bye.

Can't touch me, can't touch me jajajaja just like the bad guy from Lethal weapon two, I've got diplomatic immunity so hey mate, you can't Sue. I can write graffiti, even Jay walking the street I ca...

Crap it's Quagmire. I don't want him knowing about this. He's always trying to horn in on our plans.

Damn it, I dropped my phone in the toilet oh it's so cold and it's under everything. I'm rooting around a pitcher of sangria. Where is it? Oh my God, why haven't I found it yet? Oh no, I didn't rol...

Did you know that?

Do you know about the bird?

Do you or do you not know about the bird?

Do you think it's safe to drink from a firehose?

Does anybody have any drugs? I'm going to score some drugs.

Don' t say doing your wife

Everybody spit on Meg!

Everyone, everyone. I have something to say.

Family Guy Outro

Funny peter griffin

Geez, what the hell is her problem?

Gimme money Peter Griffin

Go to sleep crazy, lady.

Going to stare at his wife's boobs, so hide that when they both go into the kitchen together, it will be discussed.

Guess where I'm calling from?

He he he he eh he heaaaa.

Heheh he’s back

Hello

Hello.

Hey hey hey hey, stop it strapping.

Hey, listen on a scale of 1 to 10. How bad is the bathroom situation up here? Like 10 is a suite at The Four Seasons. An one is a tide up raincoats leave at a party in your honor.

Hey, thanks for listening.

Hey, you ever just drive through a town and think "Who the hell lives here?"

Hi , Names Peter Griffin

Hi NBC, this is Peter Griffin. Listen you guys are doing a great job. If anybody knows what America wants in the 90s it's NBC but I just have one small request. I like Dateline but I really hate wa...

Hi.

Holy crap, I am freaking out.

How many loses does it take to make me breakfast?

I am a robot ninja from the planet England, who is here to destroy you and free dish land from your tyranny.

I am going to stand up, walk out of this room and we will never speak of this again.

I don't care what you do now.

I don't know what it is, but you have got it.

I forgot he's terrible.

I found a rock I like.

I got us a GPMS machine go up. What do you think? Just go up sorry OK. Can everyone just stop freaking out and just give me like 2 minutes cut window is yelling at me when all the questions right? ...

I have been meaning to contact you for some time. I have never been able to figure out if you are famous, you were a big deal in one thing, but you were wearing a mask for most of it. Do you consid...

I have something to tell you. I'm not quite sure how to say this. I'm fat.

I just wanted to say hi.

I like that you can tell me a story standing at the clam and ending on a Ferris wheel.

I think I just got an idea. I got class in my face are crap. Now I forgot what it was. I got it. Yeah sonofabitch.

I used to be a lion tamer.

I want to sing a little song that kept me going when I had troubles.

I was wondering if I could put a little saddle on your back and ride you like a horse E.

I- i- i- i'm Santa Claus

I'm going to shoot one into the sink.

I'm Peter Griffin.

I'm sorry that that is a really boring story.

I'm sorry, my hormones are just crazy right now.

Iraq lobster

Is there any way you can describe that to me using colorful puppets of some sort?

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV. But where are those good old fashion values on which we used to rely?

It's me Peter Griffin.

It's not true.

It's OK, there's a huge pile of dead bodies down here that cushion my fall.

Just want you!

Like hell I don't.

Listen uh- But mister we don't want any trouble here.

Look, I didn't mean to say that I was a jerk.

Meg: Mom, Dad Am I ugly?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they like it's better than yours. Damn right. It's better than yours. I can teach you but I have to charge.

No thank you pal and hey, you been working hard. Once you take the rest of the day off his two tickets to Sandra Bernhard's one woman show.

No.

No.

Oh aren't you beautiful

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh oh

Oh OK, OK, now I understand there's too much, that's OK.

Oh sorry.

Oh yeah, well, your eyes are too close to your nose.

Oh yes, and what was that beginning middle and end part again?

Oh yes, oh Oh yes, oh oh ah.

Oh, that was hilarious. That was even funnier than your first joke.

Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

OK bye stop making noise.

OK, if that's how you're going to be, we'll see how this plays out.

OK, who replaced my glasses with Forks? I mean they're real good for seeing Forks, but not much else.

Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin

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Peter Griffin Hola Tarta

Peter Griffin Crying

Peter Griffin I don't care

Peter Griffin is no loser.

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Peter Griffin Soundboard Sound

Peter Griffin Soundboard Sound

Peter Griffin Soundboard Sound

Peter Griffin Soundboard Sound

Peter Griffin Who the H* CARES

Peter, how did you win the marathon

So you got something to look at while you're talking to him, he.

SpidermanPeterG

Thank you.

That said, Fishman shuts off. I want to see who's got bigger pics.

There you go.

There's some maniac up here freezing people to death.

There's something I gotta tell you.

This is Peter Griffin.

Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.

Wanted to explain it to my wife. She's a little slow in the head.

We are going to beat you so bad you'll think you gave Chris Brown and STD.

We can't be friends anymore.

Well, I look better when they're oiled up. Pasta, salad dressing. Now it's an almost empty squeeze bottle. Hang on.

Well, then maybe I'll just take my business elsewhere.

Well, why don't you do something about it?

What about me?

What are you coming on to me now?

What are you doing here?

What are you selling chicken's sex Jelly?

What are you talking about? I'm just having a little fun for God sakes. I've just been handed the coolest freaking toy on the planet.

What are you talking about? You guys are my pals.

What?

What's going on?

Who are you?

Who cares? I don't even know you.

Why did you just say?

Why do women have boobs?

Wow padding I love you guys. You don't know how much you mean to me. You think you're better than me? Why can't you hit a curveball? I've done nothing with my life.

Yeah, Peter Griffin here. Could I speak with John Hamm place?

Yeah, yeah, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown up time and I'm the man.

Yes I am.

Yes.

Yo Letherman you sell me Donkey.

You are gonna get it when I drink.

You can all go to hell.

You can't tell me what to do.

You know, I heard when you drink at high altitude it hitch even faster.

You want me inside ya?

You were in Robin Hood. Men in tights. Did you know that?

You're a bad man and you made me cry.

You're telling me I flew all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken? An Anna kernel isn't even working today.

Your bum looks like an NBA guys arm.

Zas en toda la boca (Peter G.)

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