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Ah, sweet.
Ah, that's good old fashioned family racism.
All I care about is that we have our alone time.
All right, you know what? If you're not gonna laugh, then I'm not gonna keep you company.
Alright then, let's do it.
Alright, it sucks.
And at the end of the day, if you're exhausted and your face is dripping wet, well, that just means you did a good job.
And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
And I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
And let's do it.
And that, people, is what grinds my gears.
And to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is, is, is, is just bogus.
And what, uh, what's going on?
Anybody horny?
Are we gonna go out?
Are you guys are crazy?
As everybody doing.
Awful lot of honkies in here.
Bam bam bam.
Bam bam, bam, bam bam.
Booga booga booga booga booga.
Boy, I tell you that really grinds my gears.
Britney Spears.
Bunch of honeydew.
But I don't see you coming up with anything.
But I've decided to do something about it.
By establishing the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People.
Captain Kirk.
Clean mess.
Clean Peter mess.
Close, but still no.
Come on man, that's not fair.
Come on, take the starter off your pants.
Crystal Pepsi.
Damn it.
Damn stupid Penguins.
Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.
Did you just say I was fat?
Did you witness the events that took place on that fateful day?
Do you think so?
Do you think so?
Does it mean I don't gotta pay?
Don't try any of your salesman funny business.
Either my esophagus just got shorter or I'm about to throw up.
Ella Fitzgerald Griffin.
Filthy, stinky prostitute.
For God's sake.
From what?
Fuck you.
Genital warts?
Get out of this house.
Get out. Get out of this house.
Gina Davis.
God damn you for being so funny.
Good morning Hebrews in sheep brews.
Good, good, good.
Good, good, good. Yeah. Yeah. They're too good. Matter of fact.
Goodnight losers.
Goodnight morons.
Half naked, would you? Would you little outfits?
Have a good night, Shane.
He would travel from place to place, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap would be the leap home.
Hello, Shelly.
Hey there bro. How's it going?
Hey there, bro.
Hey, hey, it's Peter Griffin.
Hey, hey, somebody hey.
Hey, how about all those coupons in the Sunday paper, right, some good deals there.
Hey, how are ya?
Hey, how'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth?
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, I'm Peter.
Hey, love you.
Hey, you guys seen my son?
Hey, you know, I went into a store last week and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV, but I pushed them down to 500.
Hey, you're crazy.
Hi, I'm Peter Griffin.
Horse slut. Bitch.
How am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
How do you deal with?
How inappropriate of me.
How you doing?
How? That's right. How inappropriate of me.
How'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth?
I am from Japan.
I can't drive, I don't know when to cross the street, and I took a dump in a church confessional, which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless.
I don't have to take that from you.
I don't know.
I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff.
I don't wanna.
I got a coupon for Sizzler with your name on it.
I hate that.
I have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries.
I have something to tell you.
I haven't been this disappointed since I lost my virginity.
I haven't felt this out of place since that week I lived with Superman.
I I I don't. I can't.
I just found out I'm retarded.
I know what this is.
I know what you want.
I need to talk to you about something kind of personal.
I want you to shave my back.
I'll get to you in a moment, Sir.
I'm a Jehovah's witness here to spread the good news of the story of Jesus Christ.
I'm a Jehovah's witness.
I'm fat.
I'm gonna be a Mormon.
I'm gonna help make this a fat man's world.
I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach.
I'm not quite sure how to say this.
I'm not really sure what to do here.
I'm Peter Griffin.
I'm Peter Griffin.
I'm tasting you right now and it tastes awful.
I've been wanting to talk to you about something.
If I die tomorrow, there's nothing people would Remember Me for.
Instead, I'm gonna eat the whore out of you.
Is it perfect? No.
Is that that now, Mrs that's that.
Is that what you're trying to why? Why you leaping around there, throwing those things all up and over there on my face?
Is there going to be any nudity?
It sort of turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded.
It's going to happen.
It's hard, jagged and tastes like alcohol.
It's just not doing it today.
It's not like we're gonna have a gay sex orgy in the living room.
Jackie Chan.
Jesus a Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus was a miracle worker.
John kushak.
Just let me do all the work.
Kaiser Permanente.
Kobe Bryant.
Lara Flynn Boyle.
Let me give you a minute to absorb that.
Let me just go ahead and stop you right.
Like hell you were.
Like that guy who convinced me to buy that pet Tyrannosaurus.
Lindsay Lohan.
Look at all these prostitutes.
Love you.
Marie Claire.
Mel freaking way.
Mel Gibson.
My name's Peter.
My whole world has been turned upside down. Black is east, up is white.
No one's cleaned my belly button in a long time.
No, no, this is Peter Griffin.
Not necessarily.
Now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck.
Oh my God, you're serious.
Oh my God.
Oh, come on buddy, you owe me.
Oh, oh God. Sorry, sorry.
Ohh boy.
Ohh crap.
Ohh gay.
Ohh God ohh you OK alright honey.
Ohh God that is nasty.
Ohh God.
Ohh I love you so much.
Ohh I love you so much. Delicious French fry wife.
Ohh man, how am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
Ohh no I broke my hip.
Ohh no no no no no no.
Ohh no.
Ohh screw you.
Ohh sorry I dialed the wrong number.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, come on.
Our sun would like to plow you.
Paid, yeah.
Parents need to control their kids.
Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin.
Power right nakisha.