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Could you hold worms you have worms
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha done.
Ha ha ha ha.
Here is quite the female golfer
Hey do you have any idea what time it is getting a house fatty
How you uh are you coming on that novel you working on
I haven't seen one female baby since we got here this place is a sausage fest
I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy boston with his damn tivo sandals in his stone dentist and his ever crombie and fitch long sleeved open stitch crew neck henley smoking is sticky board o...
I've got a better idea is good please swallow the stuff under the sink
Just remember fat man those jugs of mine until the milk dries up
Listen you are use these facilities when i'm damn well ready until then have continued to sanitize microvessel be damn grateful for the opportunity
Oh my god I almost didn't do it I almost didn't do it I thought his it's in bad taste but you know what I went for it I went for it and I am so glad I did LA worth it totally worth it
Pizza pizza is so much duty in here I can't take it anymore I haven't even in full days 'cause i
So a wild guess here but from the looks of your arm hair i'm guessing you're italian
Take a fucking sucking it your cow
The devil do you mean?
There whatever helps you sleep at night
Through which of the latin countries are you from the one with the civil war the one with the cocaine or the one with the fancy hats
Trust me woman if I could walk on water I would still you out of the middle of lake and hold your head under until the bottle stopped
Uh yeah we couldn't run an ad that said no portuguese but
Um.. Alright so I'm just gonna go out in the hallway and throw up about something else
What did you just say
What if I make a fudgy
What the deuce
Who a peace offering is it very well i'll see you from those gin soaked whiskers and bring you some plutonium
With i'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch
Wonderful and while we're at it we can light up a doobie and watch porn
Yeah I just mean it's doing just being myself yeah well this is just my package just just just turn my package god delivered it I sign for it will keeps on spinner
You know I might just fix it myself just to teach you a lesson
You know just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insult
You know meg if you kill yourself now you'll probably get a full page in the yearbook so you know that's something to think about look just bill
You know will not hold you been working on
You know you have my email address so drop me a line and then i'll have yours and we'll take it from there
You must be shrooming