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**** wad.
*****
*******
1.
10:30 at night.
2.
3.
300 bucks.
450 bucks.
Ah.
Although I will say for the record, you're pretty fun drunk.
And is he the head of the household?
And when it hits, it will be bigger than Uncle Sam's nipples.
Another late night, huh?
Are you kidding? I don't want anything to do with that pyramid scheme.
Are you not wearing makeup?
Are you sure?
Be.
Because of my *****
Boy, I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now.
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 4 Sound
Brian.
Brian.
Can I at least come down to your office and talk to you about this?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Carol Channing
Cash scam
Cheeky *******
Come on.
Count chocula
Do you really want my advice or you just asking random questions again?
Do you want me to just stick it in there?
Donna.
Due to peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly with a baseball bat, peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly with a baseball bat.
Everything alright?
Excuse me
For God sakes. I'm seven years old.
Gay.
Good so far.
Greg Lou gayness.
Hello.
Hey I know what will cheer you up.
Hey.
Hi there.
Hi, I'm Brian.
Hi, I'm Greg Lou gayness.
Hi.
Holy freaking God.
How's it going?
I agree with you.
I am going to press with this story.
I am so uncomfortable right now.
I can't believe I got sucked into that phony reality world just like everyone else.
I care about you.
I don't believe this.
I don't know what's the problem.
I don't like you and you don't like me.
I don't think it's a gay drink.
I don't think so.
I don't want anything to do with that pyramid scheme.
I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate.
I just don't think it's working out.
I just don't think you are the right woman for me.
I like being drunk.
I should ask you the same question.
I swear to God these kids are going to make me put a bullet through my head.
I was just throwing it out there.
I was thinking, you know if you ever want to know, screw around or something.
I'll talk to you later.
I'm going to choose so drunk you'll never want to drink again.
I'm Mr. Griffin, but you can call me Brian.
I'm seven years old.
I'm sorry for everything that's happened between us and I figure I don't know. I thought maybe we could be friends again.
I'm sorry what.
I'm sorry.
I'm tired.
I'm warning you because I care about you.
I've been thinking about us and I just don't think it's working out.
If I could just have a few moments of your time.
In your ******* face **** wad.
Is Mr. Donald Nyguyen there please?
It's 10:30 at night.
It's Brian.
It's Brian.
It's it's me again, Brian.
It's wrong.
Its peanut butter Jelly time peanut butter Jelly time peanut butter Jelly time.
Just give me till next Friday. I'll have it for you.
Just like my boys, Tupac and Biggie know what I'm saying.
Kermit the frog.
Knock it off.
Knock, knock.
Listen, why don't you stop with the questions I hear you're ruining everyones good time.
Little hungover.
Little mascara wouldn't kill you.
Lois
Lowest.
Madonna.
Mia Farrow
Might be time to have some sex.
Might be time to, you know have some sex.
Mojito
Monona.
Mr. Griffin is my father.
Mr. Griffin is my father.
Much Ado about *******
My *****
No problem.
No way man.
No.
No.
Nobody can be this stupid.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh crap.
Oh God no no no no no.
Oh God, oh God, I'm so sorry I keep doing that.
Oh God, sorry, sorry sorry Oh my God. That is not me. That's not who I am. I vote Democrat. It will not happen again.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh wow, thanks. That really means a lot coming from you guys.
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, oh L.
Oh, oh L.
Oh, you know what? Just give me till next Friday. I'll have it for you.
OK, hang on.
OK, hang on.
OK, let's just get started.
OK, thank you.
OK.
OK.
P off
Please please call me Brian.
Please pull down your underpants.
Problem is Juliet's pizza, like East Coast rappers and my posse's representing West Saeed.
Roller roller roller.
San Francisco
So I'm chilling in Verona when my homie busts out with yo Romeo. Check out that Beotch Juliet in the window.
So you know it's just something to Mull around the old noggin.
So you like being drunk?
Sure.
Thank you.
That depends.
That was really gay.
This is Brian.
This is flat out extortion.
Uh.
Uh.
Wait a minute!
Wasn't sure if you got my last message.
We cool we good.
We need to talk.
We we we we that they don't, they don't, they don't they. Don't you know, Father Chandler peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly peanut butter Jelly.
Well, fine.
Well, I can't be tired at 1:00 in the morning.
Well, I didn't mean sell your body for money.
Well, I think you've had enough thrills.
Well, no, you don't want to be a hooker.
Well, that depends.
What am I going to do? I can't afford the medication for this.
What are you insane?
What did you think I would do at this moment?
What do you work for Esquire?
What happened?
What is that?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell have you gotten yourself into?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What you talking about?
What, what the hell? What the hell?
What's going on?
What's going on? You have a good time.
When you're standing before me with tears in your eyes.
Who's there?
Whoa, what's this one party?
Why not?
Why?
Wow.
Wrong, it's wrong.
Yeah, alright, I'll see what I can do.
Yeah, I don't have it, sorry.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Yeah, I.
Yeah, in your ******* face **** wad.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, that's real mature.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Year 17 now right.
Yes.
You *******
You cheeky *******
You do you want me to just stick it in there?
You freaking psychopath.
You gotta be freaking kidding me.
You have to stop this. Alright no more drinking.
You have to stop this. Alright? No more drinking I'm sorry I even put it in your head.
You know what? Forget it, I'll just go smoke.
You know you really should talk to a therapist about this.
You know, if dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage, why did they make it mint flavored?
You pretty much do whatever Oprah tells you too, huh?
You really should talk to a therapist about this.
You think you have the skin for that?
You're a jerk. You know that.
You're drunk.
You're mentally ********

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