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Home > Mort Goldman Sounds: Family Guy...
And it was just awful. Just awful.
And the other children. They were very nasty to me about that. They said bad, hurtful things to me.
Are all the other men out of the shower yet?
Boyd Goldman.
Feed me and stick pine cones in my ass
From an early age my parents discouraged loud noises.
God, I'm sorry.
Haven't you seen what happens to those ladies on ESPN 2?
I enjoy my job as a pharmacist.
I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose.
I live with my mother.
I think I just miscarried.
I took so many I thought I was Mr Peanut.
I was checking my stool for blood.
I was once addicted to antihistamines.
I'm sorry.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jimmy Hopkins
Mr peanut.
My name is Martin. I live with my mother.
Oh God, I think I just miscarried.
Oh God, no, what's the matter with you?
Oh God, there's blood in my mucus.
Oh God.
Oh like don't like saying that word.
Oh, just awful.
Oh, they were. Also they were like stinky little balloons and I gave him some special ointment and he hurts so bad that he had to apply it in a car with his suck.
Once for the bulkan again for the remainder.
Peter Griffin
Play Dead girl up in an air spoiler something.
Please flush the toilet twice, once for the bulkan again for the remainder.
Run the whole. I enjoy my job is a pharmacist. In fact, many of my customers at your mommies and daddies.
So God.
Take it big hair faces and your breasts become like flapjacks.
Tasty cakes
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There's blood in my mucus.
They called me tasty cakes and they would beat me and stick pine cones in my ***
Those were very bad times.
We like to watch old movies while listening to Hotel California to see if it syncs up in a significant way and so far no nothing has.
What's the matter with you?
You mean steroids?
Your father had bad, very bad hemorrhoids that stung him unmerciful.
Your mother had awful postpartum depression after you were born.