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Peter Griffin and Cleveland Brown enjoying drinks in a bar scene from Family Guy, highlighting their quirky friendship.

Family Guy Sounds

Family Guy is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company. Family Guy's cancellation was announced shortly after the third season had aired in 2002, with one unaired episode eventually premiering on Adult Swim in 2003, finishing the series' original run.
See also: List of Family Guy episodes, List of Family Guy characters, Family Guy Video Game!, Herbert.

But of course.
But of course.
Canada sucks.
Canada sucks.
Criminal holy crap I'm on it. Lowers Sheriff's Office. Yes hello this is Peter Griffin. I'd like to report a dangerous criminal who may be coming into town. I'm sorry. Could you repeat your name? Y...
Criminal holy crap I'm on it. Lowers Sheriff's Office. Yes hello this is Peter Griffin. I'd like to report a dangerous criminal who may be coming into town. I'm sorry. Could you repeat your name? Y...
Crying.
Crying.
Damn you all.
Damn you all.
Damn you vile woman!
Damn you vile woman!
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Device is beautiful historic architecture unique about the home of many great writers such as Thomas Month. You invite more on Germany's contribution to the arts. In the templates we have provided....
Family Guy Sounds Sound
Family Guy Sounds Sound
Family Guy Sounds Sound
Family Guy Sounds Sound
Football.
Football.
Get used to this site. Diane guys, running away from you. You're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
Get used to this site. Diane guys, running away from you. You're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
Ha ha ha. I almost walked right into that one.
Ha ha ha. I almost walked right into that one.
Ha.
Ha.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey Americans! You like movies? I've got dude where's my car is not where I parked it, but praise Allah we are not hurt.
Hey Americans! You like movies? I've got dude where's my car is not where I parked it, but praise Allah we are not hurt.
Hey did you get freaked out outside? You can end up in jail and not the good jail like on Cinemax the man jail. Go back and pay the bill. Peter you wanna break the lock I can do whatever I want wat...
Hey did you get freaked out outside? You can end up in jail and not the good jail like on Cinemax the man jail. Go back and pay the bill. Peter you wanna break the lock I can do whatever I want wat...
Hey Peter, my thing went off your thermostat OK.
Hey Peter, my thing went off your thermostat OK.
Hey there sweetie, how old are you? 16. 18! Yeah first ma'am. Giggity giggity giggity.
Hey there sweetie, how old are you? 16. 18! Yeah first ma'am. Giggity giggity giggity.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
How? Please tell me this is some kind of practical joke.
How? Please tell me this is some kind of practical joke.
I beg your pardon.
I beg your pardon.
I hope you can wait and get your gift at the last minute again.
I hope you can wait and get your gift at the last minute again.
I want you happy.
I want you happy.
I'm afraid I have some very bad news. Your wife is going to be a vegetable. You'll have to bathe her, feed her and care for her the rest of her life.
I'm afraid I have some very bad news. Your wife is going to be a vegetable. You'll have to bathe her, feed her and care for her the rest of her life.
I'm on to you. Oh yes.
I'm on to you. Oh yes.
I'm sending you the 24 months in prison. No, no no yeah.
I'm sending you the 24 months in prison. No, no no yeah.
Is that really the blood of Christ, yes, OK must been wasted 24 hours a day.
Is that really the blood of Christ, yes, OK must been wasted 24 hours a day.
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV Girl Fashion Valley you still there?
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV Girl Fashion Valley you still there?
Laugh - Peter Griffin Classic Laugh.
Laugh - Peter Griffin Classic Laugh.
Mark my words when you least expect it, your uppance will come.
Mark my words when you least expect it, your uppance will come.
No no no.
No no no.
No, no no. I'm just kidding. She's dead.
No, no no. I'm just kidding. She's dead.
Oh God, feels like there's accountants cranking add machines in my head.
Oh God, feels like there's accountants cranking add machines in my head.
Oh my God a genie. I am different rescue 3 wishes this is signing. I want them to have new heads.
Oh my God a genie. I am different rescue 3 wishes this is signing. I want them to have new heads.
Oh my God Lois, I'm sorry it was 20 years ago. I'd never even heard the word rubber.
Oh my God Lois, I'm sorry it was 20 years ago. I'd never even heard the word rubber.
OK, so you don't need to do anything special for our anniversary, just your father. I hope he doesn't wait and get her gift at the last minute again. My goodness, the human Sam. Why did you ever fi...
OK, so you don't need to do anything special for our anniversary, just your father. I hope he doesn't wait and get her gift at the last minute again. My goodness, the human Sam. Why did you ever fi...
Quagmire well Joyce, hold your horses. Let's go down the list an unsharpened pencil, a speed limit sign that doesn't end in five or zero yeah moms hair brush you win a pencil and a speed test.
Quagmire well Joyce, hold your horses. Let's go down the list an unsharpened pencil, a speed limit sign that doesn't end in five or zero yeah moms hair brush you win a pencil and a speed test.
Quiet down you had your chance.
Quiet down you had your chance.
Return my mind control device will be destroyed.
Return my mind control device will be destroyed.
Scream
Scream
Stewie crying
Stewie crying
Still we I said no toys at the table.
Still we I said no toys at the table.
Stop mocking me.
Stop mocking me.
The fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from their cursor ovarian Bastille.
The fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from their cursor ovarian Bastille.
The mind control device is nearing completion.
The mind control device is nearing completion.
What was that police Academy?
What was that police Academy?
Why are we making a federal case out of this?
Why are we making a federal case out of this?
Yeah, don't take me with that how he was all up in my Kool Aid. Yeah, I was looking to break off a little something, something but my crew did your 411 at Skagit. She's are about the blank blank.
Yeah, don't take me with that how he was all up in my Kool Aid. Yeah, I was looking to break off a little something, something but my crew did your 411 at Skagit. She's are about the blank blank.
Yeah, I'd like 6000 chicken for gitis please.
Yeah, I'd like 6000 chicken for gitis please.
Yes alright.
Yes alright.
You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
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