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Alright, so I'm just going to go out in the hallway and throw up about something else.
Could you hold worms? You have worms.
Hey, do you have any idea what time it is getting a house fatty?
Hey, how you doing there big guy? You holding up alright you wanna soda huh? Screw it, I tried.
Hey, what's this? What's going on?
Hey.
How you will are you coming on that novel you working on? There could be gone big stack of papers there. Cracker Chronicle story working on their lips. Begin novel you've been working on for three ...
I haven't seen one female baby since we got here. This place is a sausage fest.
I'm not going to lie down for some frat boys. Boston with the stamp, TiVo sandals, and it's cold, and it's in his ever Crombie and Fitch long sleeved open stitch, crew neck, Henley. Smoking is stic...
I've got a better idea. Let's go play swallow the stuff under the sink.
Just remember fat man, those jugs are mine until the milk dries up.
Listen, you, I use these facilities, but I'm damn well ready until then. Have continued to sanitize microvessel. Be damn grateful for the opportunity.
Oh my God, I almost didn't do it. I almost didn't do it. I thought he's in bad taste, but you know what? I went for it. I went for it and I'm so glad I did worth it. Totally worth it.
Peter! Peter! There's so much duty in here! I can't take it anymore! I haven't eaten in 4 days cause I just can't fit anymore in there! HELP ME!
So a wild guess here, but from the looks of your arm here, I'm guessing you're Italian.
Stewie Family Guy 2 Sounds Sound
Stewie Family Guy 2 Sounds Sound
Take a ******* sucking into cow.
Then whatever helps you sleep at night, *****
Through which of the Latin countries are you from the one with the Civil War, the one with the cocaine or the one with the fancy heads?
Trust me, woman. If I could walk on water I would throw you out of the middle of the Lake and who's your head under until the bubbles stop.
Uh, yeah, we couldn't run an ad that said no Portuguese, but no Portuguese.
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total *****
What did you just say?
What if I make a budget?
What the deuce?
Whatever do you mean?
Who a peace offering is it? Very well let's see you trim those gin soaked whiskers and bring you some plutonium.
Wonderful, and while we're at it, we can light up a doobie and watch porn.
Yeah, just meet Stewie just being myself yeah Oh well this here it's just my package yeah just just just derma package got delivered it. I sign for it will keeps on spinning.
Yes, quite the female golfer.
You know you have my email address, so drop me a line and then I'll have yours and we'll take it from there.
You know, I'm I'm just fixing it myself just to teach you a lesson.
You know, just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults.
You know, Meg, if you kill yourself now, you'll probably get a full page in the yearbook so you know that's something to think about just.
You know, normally you been working on, you know the one we've been working on for three years. You know the model got something new to right about. Now? You know, maybe maybe your main character g...
You must be shrooming.