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A filthy filthy *****
A filthy filthy *****
About time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail.
About time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Ah.
Ah.
Also, I should treat him like a high class *****
Also, I should treat him like a high class *****
Bill is going to bring his stretch Armstrong.
Bill is going to bring his stretch Armstrong.
Boy, this is pretty embarrassing.
Boy, this is pretty embarrassing.
Carrot Top
Carrot Top
Did you know the Pewterschmidt's were among the first to colonize America?
Did you know the Pewterschmidt's were among the first to colonize America?
Filling Michael really want to see you again.
Filling Michael really want to see you again.
Fine, make it 20.
Fine, make it 20.
Gentlemen, this is Peter.
Gentlemen, this is Peter.
Gentlemen, this is Peter. He's the idiot my daughter married.
Gentlemen, this is Peter. He's the idiot my daughter married.
Gilbert gottfried.
Gilbert gottfried.
Gottfried
Gottfried
He is my son in law.
He is my son in law.
He walks up to the Premier of China and says Dong, where is my automobile?
He walks up to the Premier of China and says Dong, where is my automobile?
He's the idiot my daughter married.
He's the idiot my daughter married.
Hello everyone.
Hello everyone.
How do you spell Kichwa?
How do you spell Kichwa?
I expect you never to mention this ugly business again.
I expect you never to mention this ugly business again.
I want you to testify against that ***** mother of yours.
I want you to testify against that ***** mother of yours.
I'd like to have a word with you.
I'd like to have a word with you.
I'm assuming rice crispy treats as black slang for money, so here's $10,000.
I'm assuming rice crispy treats as black slang for money, so here's $10,000.
I'm never taking you to my Country Club again.
I'm never taking you to my Country Club again.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Just some fellow we fed and took care of in exchange for doing a few chores.
Just some fellow we fed and took care of in exchange for doing a few chores.
Kichwa
Kichwa
Lawyers.
Lawyers.
Nathan Lane.
Nathan Lane.
No.
No.
Not appear so.
Not appear so.
Of course you will be playing the role of sense test eccle's.
Of course you will be playing the role of sense test eccle's.
Oh, that there was nothing. Just some fellow we fed and took care of an exchange for doing a few chores.
Oh, that there was nothing. Just some fellow we fed and took care of an exchange for doing a few chores.
Oh, that's too bad.
Oh, that's too bad.
Out of the question.
Out of the question.
Peter
Peter
Song where is my automobile?
Song where is my automobile?
Song.
Song.
Sorry honey, I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Nathan Lane, Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top, Sean Hayes, or you get the picture.
Sorry honey, I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Nathan Lane, Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top, Sean Hayes, or you get the picture.
Sorry honey, I'd rather drive cross country with George Segal and then infernal banjo.
Sorry honey, I'd rather drive cross country with George Segal and then infernal banjo.
Sorry pumpkin.
Sorry pumpkin.
Stretch Armstrong
Stretch Armstrong
That sounds dynamite.
That sounds dynamite.
There must be something I can do to make things right with you.
There must be something I can do to make things right with you.
They're coming over later and bills going to bring his stretch Armstrong.
They're coming over later and bills going to bring his stretch Armstrong.
This is like a Greek tragedy when a man must choose between himself and his children.
This is like a Greek tragedy when a man must choose between himself and his children.
This is Peter.
This is Peter.
Treat him like a high class *****
Treat him like a high class *****
Well about time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail.
Well about time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail.
Well, I absolutely will not give you an apology and I'm assuming rice crispy treats his black slang for money. So here's $10,000 and I expect you never to mention this ugly business again.
Well, I absolutely will not give you an apology and I'm assuming rice crispy treats his black slang for money. So here's $10,000 and I expect you never to mention this ugly business again.
Well, I absolutely will not give you an apology.
Well, I absolutely will not give you an apology.
Well, I'm going to turn in.
Well, I'm going to turn in.
What do you got?
What do you got?
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Where is my automobile?
Where is my automobile?
Whoa.
Whoa.
You are not filthy mongrel of yours.
You are not filthy mongrel of yours.
You idiot.
You idiot.
You'd better not have ruined my race dog.
You'd better not have ruined my race dog.
You'll be fine, you're just having your period.
You'll be fine, you're just having your period.
You're a *****
You're a *****
You're just having your period.
You're just having your period.
Your husband is a moron.
Your husband is a moron.