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Home > Lois Griffin - Family Guy
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Are you OK?
Are you upset because you went? We we on the carpet?
Aw fuck you. Do you know who I am?
Boo someone's being naughty, not nice.
Come here and kiss me.
Damn it.
Did Peter give you a clue for me?
Do I have a brother?
Do you know who I am?
Don't talk like that.
Don't you talk to me like that?
Don't you think you're overreacting?
Don't you use that tone of voice?
End of discussion.
Excuse me
Excuse me
Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to New York?
Gay people are gods children, just like the rest of us and deserve our respect and support.
George cloney
Goodnight, honey.
Goodnight, sweetie.
Haha, look who's here?
Have you been drinking?
Have you lost your mind?
Hello daddy.
Hello, I'm Lois Griffin.
Hi guys.
Hi sweetheart.
How about a little angry sex, huh?
How are you?
How are you?
How he said it?
How is everything at home?
How may?
I am not a crazy broad.
I am so sorry I can only imagine what you must be feeling right now.
I am so sorry.
I am very upset with you right now.
I can see this is going to be very intense.
I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so disgusting.
I care as much about the size of your ***** as you care about the size of my breasts.
I do not condone violence and I am not going to be responsible for bringing fistfighting into our schools.
I don't believe that.
I don't care to look at children to have your name me. How do you think that makes me feel like? I don't want you I don't love you I want you gone.
I don't know how to explain it any clearer than that.
I don't know.
I don't like this.
I had a question I wanted to ask.
I had no idea you could be so cruel.
I haven't had sex in two weeks, I'm just a little on edge lately.
I know it's.
I know what you've been doing here and I'm very upset with you.
I love you so much.
I love you.
I need a spanking. I'm a bad bad girl.
I think I might be pregnant.
I want an explanation Mr.
I was just calling to check in with my boys. See how you guys are doing.
I was like a day away from having sex with you.
I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things.
I'll be right back, I'm gonna go tinkle.
I'm a woman.
I'm just going to have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
I'm Lois Griffin.
I'm Lois!
I'm not wearing any panties.
I'm sorry to bother you. Is this a bad time?
I'm upset because you never listen to me.
I'm your sister.
I've had it with these interruptions.
I've lost my respect for you.
Is everything OK?
Is someone there?
Is that so?
Is there something you need to tell me?
It's easy to wish, but does anyone take responsibility and make it happen now you all expect someone else to do it for you. Like Sandy claws are mommy.
It's pronounced Griffin.
Just one more thing.
Listen to me. I sound like an old salt.
Listen up everybody.
Lois Griffin - Family Guy Sound
Look, I have to go.
May I play?
No problem.
Now I don't want to hear another word about this.
Now that we've talked about kissing and cuddling, it's time to practice eating out.
Oh God, not this again.
Oh look at that handsome man.
Oh my God, I am so sorry.
Oh my God.
Oh my.
Oh no.
OK honey, I'll see you later.
Once you get to know me, I'm really very nice.
Peter Griffin
Project M.
Put your father on.
Shut up and go to sleep.
Shut your fat mouth.
So how was your day?
So I've heard.
Stop it, both of you starting now you are going to love each other.
Thank you so much. You've been very understanding.
Thank you.
That doesn't make any sense.
That's a terrible thing to say.
That's three times as much as the first one.
The underpants lose 'em.
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
This is inexcusable.
This whole thing is ridiculous.
This whole thing just makes me sick.
We had a date.
We have a serious problem. We need to discuss.
We're not allowed to have sex.
Well hi there sweetie.
Well, what do you do?
Well, you keep your voice down.
What are the names of the women on sex in the city?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What if Jesus had done that?
What is wrong with you people?
What is your problem?
What on earth are you wearing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is going on here?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What's going on?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
Whatever ridiculous thing to say.
Who do you think you are? My father?
Why are you acting like this?
Why can't you understand I'm doing what I want?
Why the hell is this always an issue with you?
Wow, that's ridiculous.
Yeah, little *****
Yeah, you better run you little *****
Yes it is.
You *****
You are.
You can keep this filthy mess you call a country.
You got something to say to me.
You have no idea, do you?
You need to learn how to loosen up a little.
You're a monster.
You're suffocating me with your jealousy. I can't take it anymore.
You've developed a terrible attitude.
You've gotta learn how to talk to girls.