Family Guy - Season 13 Edit

A And how do you even know it's mine?

A Are you just gonna leave it on the table?

A Are you okay with someone who wanders the desert,

A bitter alcoholic failure who can only hang out with a baby.

A bunch of anti Muslim stuff.

A couple weeks? Y You're not leaving me alone with these things.

A five!

A good position to sit on the ground.

A greater team than..

A hydration plan for people who overheat?

A joke that angered some bloggers

A key to a call box, a soft rubber truncheon,

A little more exotic

A live turkey who loves Rollerblading.

A lot of people will pay good money for pictures of sexy feet.

A lot of people's jobs are riding on this

A marathon?

A nice day for stabbing a friend in the back

A Persian guy would say is a little much.

A picture of her privates.

A rabbit's foot, a penknife, a bottle cap, a compass...

A relation ship.

A short, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman

A slingshot! It's so simple and pure

A supposi what? What am I supposed to do with it?

A thousand times, and now he's making science stuff.

A what? A kebab

A whole festival of muddy boobs.

A whole, uncut g****.

A... a three way?

Aah aah!

Aah, how does water make it dry?!

Aah, my back!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! (grunts)

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Get that enormous thing out of my face!

Aah! Hey Hey, there, buddy

Aah! I remember everything!

Aah! Meg, I'm injured! Please help me! I smell gas!

Aah! What did I just tell you?!

Abortion! Abortion! You need to get a big fat abortion right this second!

About any part of me.

About any part of me.

About being present and grounded.

About finding a special someone.

About how brave I was when we walked past that cemetery?

About how I'm too handsome to work at a brewery,

About how things aren't the way they used to be.

About what a relationship is.

About what a relationship is.

About what makes you sleepy afterwards.

About your bachelor party stripper stuff.

Absolutely

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Academics are extremely important

Actually, Evan thinks I'm a natural

Actually, Evan, I've been thinking about this,

Actually, I met a photographer at Stewie's school yesterday,

Actually, I never left.

Actually, Peter, I want my first time to be with...

Actually, we just finished

Adding you two to the reservation.

Affluent means rich.

After all, I used to be a Pete in the box.

After all, I used to work the suicide hotline.

After all, I'm Jesus.

After all, I'm the guy who taught old Asian people how to get on the subway.

After all, I'm the guy who taught old Asian people how to get on the subway.

After all, Nelson Mandela said it's our obligation to shine

After all, this isn't just a vacation,

After sex and bruised your boob?

After that, he won't be able to pull out of that deal.

After the dog? After the dog.

After the movie, I got the taste for it.

After the show

After the show, Lou,

After you left, I ate cookie dough off the stomach

Against their husbands. What's next, huh?

Ah, ah, crap, I did it to myself!

Ah, boy, it's nice to be home.

Ah, come on, Ronnie, she bought the dress.

Ah, crap

Ah, crap, this is Joe's dream

Ah, damn it!

Ah, damn it! What the hell, Peter?!

Ah, don't think of it as 20 years

Ah, geez, I'm sorry.

Ah, I deserved it.

Ah, I I don't know. I think it's Number Six.

Ah, I wouldn't worry, Lois.

Ah, I'm gonna miss my daddy!

Ah, I'm obsessed with her

Ah, let's see, what else? What else? What else?

Ah, look at you, Brian, right at home with us dumb guys.

Ah, no no offense, Lois, but that stuff

Ah, Peter!

Ah, sweet! Cows! Let's tip them over.

Ah, the editor of the paper owed me a favor

Ah, the future.

Ah, there he is!

Ah, they always need more cops.

Ah, they'll be fine. They'll bounce back.

Ah, this is so relaxing

Ah, time for a relaxing, sponsored daydream.

Ah, what is that?

Ah, what the hell. * Having an adventure *

Ah, whatever, I'm fine.

Ah, yeah, that was all bone!

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, you're in big trouble, Boppo.

Ah, you're just not getting it, Lois

Ah, you're too young. You don't know.

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Bug!

Ah! I knew he didn't understand the plan!

Ah! Kill me! This hurts too much!

Ah! What's happening?!

Ah.

Ah. Kind of short armed it.

Ah... Morgan.

Aha! Intellectual theft!

Aha! There you go

Ain't nothing gotta be nothing, huh?

All anybody remembers about your argument is that you're in a wheelchair!

All I can say is..

All I do is sit in the bathroom and play on my phone.

All I'm asking is that you give me the break that my childhood never did.

All I'm asking is that you give me the break that my childhood never did.

All of 'em.

All of it, all of it.

All of the above.

All our toothbrushes were in that one woman's glass this morning.

All right

All right, according to Cleveland,

All right, back in the car, kids

All right, Brian, first order of business..

All right, Brian, it's time for you to take one of these pills from the vet.

All right, but can you hurry it up? I got band practice later.

All right, but I'll be back in a moment

All right, but let me just send the pictures

All right, calm down, Brian.

All right, cell phones away, eyes on your own paper,

All right, Chris, acting as host

All right, Chris, I reviewed your textbook,

All right, Chris, it's 1798,

All right, Chris, let's discuss what you've learned so far.

All right, Chris, that was the British Parliament, 1912.

All right, Chris, this is where you, as host,

All right, Chris, you got a lot riding

All right, come on, buddy. Let's get out of here.

All right, come on, I've got to drive you to daycare

All right, come on, Stewie.

All right, cow. This is what you get for standing.

All right, everyone out of here

All right, fair enough.

All right, fine.

All right, fine. Since you'll all be gone,

All right, finished a chapter.

All right, first of all, it seems like

All right, foot fetish it is.

All right, give me that phone and get back to work.

All right, great.

All right, guys, here it is.

All right, guys, here's what I'm thinking...

All right, guys, how are we doing on Peter's bail money?

All right, guys, let's not get discouraged, okay?

All right, guys, let's pay the check and get out of here.

All right, guys, this'll be the headquarters for our new detective agency.

All right, guys. Ideas, ideas

All right, have fun. I'm late.

All right, here it goes.

All right, I have $50 for the first person

All right, I know most of you haven't traveled with me,

All right, I need you to buy a birthday present for my friend Jeff...

All right, I want tonight to be perfect.

All right, I'll do it

All right, I'll give you the formula.

All right, I'll go find him. God, I'm sorry.

All right, I'm going to lunch

All right, I'm gonna go eat a sandwich with one hand

All right, I'm gonna go get some more coffee

All right, I'm gonna need three coffins...

All right, I'm gonna need three coffins...

All right, I'm happy again

All right, I've got the return pad,

All right, if I'm gonna give Brian his medicine,

All right, it's a deal.

All right, Jesus,

All right, Jesus, these speed date nights are the best way

All right, just leave the turkey alone.

All right, kids,

All right, kids, let's see what's under Christmas...

All right, kids, now pay attention, all right?

All right, knock yourself out.

All right, Landon, let's see how you like it

All right, let's check our YouTube channel and see how we're doing.

All right, let's dope her up good. Turn that mouth off.

All right, let's go back six minutes and try this again.

All right, let's lay some ground rules here.

All right, let's split up.

All right, let's try sideways on the elbow.

All right, listen, fella, your game is confusion.

All right, Lois, let's just leave our bags here

All right, look, forget the party.

All right, me and the guys are off

All right, Meg, I'll take that test for you.

All right, Meg, while we take these,

All right, Mr. Griffin, these pills will clear up Brian's condition.

All right, now help me grind their horns into boner pills.

All right, now let me just take off these security tags for you.

All right, now, who's got something?

All right, okay, don't anyone sing anything else

All right, our first counseling exercise will be

All right, Peter, Cleveland says you should help with the chores.

All right, Peter, get the camera ready. I got a viral Internet video

All right, Peter, if we're gonna find your car,

All right, Peter, Liam Neeson must be

All right, Peter, next is Jamie.

All right, Peter, that was fortuitous. But play it cool.

All right, Quagmire, now when you introduce us

All right, Rupert, the fertilization device is complete.

All right, see you later. Where are you off to?

All right, so I guess I am the tallest one of us.

All right, somebody say something else.

All right, sounds good.

All right, standing it is.

All right, take it down a notch, Stewie.

All right, that's enough!

All right, that's it.

All right, that's kind of funny. Tough, but fair.

All right, the championship is on the line.

All right, there they are.

All right, there's no pudding, but there is a kid up here.

All right, we did it!

All right, we'll just tell Chris he's dreaming,

All right, we'll ride it,

All right, we're just going to take a quick Capp smear

All right, we've met number one.

All right, well, a U.S. convoy was ambushed in Kabul this morning, so now

All right, well, I suppose I could look into

All right, where to next?

All right, you guys, before we begin,

All right, you guys, Jesus's birthday party is gonna be epic.

All right, you have a good day.

All right, you made it. Now twirl that long hair sticking out of your face mole.

All right, you made it. Now twirl that long hair sticking out of your face mole.

All right, you're coming with us.

All right! Awesome! Let's do it!

All right! Now, let's turn up the TV real loud

All right! Yeah!

All right? Everybody knows my face now

All right? I just..

All right? So, we got to get you on Facebook

All right? You're completely messing things up for me.

All right. Good bye, everybody.

All right. Uh, that'll be, uh...

All right. Well, we have got work to do,

All right. You won't be sorry.

All the new hairs we're getting.

All the way back? Nope.

All this fighting is making me so damn hot.

All those Stephen King books.

Almond butter and no sugar added fruit preserves...

Almost done vacuuming the rug!

Almost done. There, all finished

Already on it, Lois. I bribed one of the busboys.

Also wants ice cream.

Also, her lipstick is all smeared.

Also, I gave the string quartet the sheet music

Also, I loaned you $40 for that Lumineers T shirt,

Also, it's designed so you can wear it on your butt.

Also, Matthew McConaughey is in here, too!

Although I don't think he's using them properly.

Although smoking and sitting does have its moments.

Although that's really up to the two of you.

Although, I got to say,

Although..

Always be forgettable.

Always keep an emergency six pack in my trunk

Am I gonna be okay? Am I gonna be okay? Wait, how do you get pinkeye?

Amazon Prime... like the eighth best way to watch TV.

An invitation for each of you to Quagfest.

An itchy ankle under that cast

And a black suit for me.

And a little more mad at the guys

And a map of the city. Please hurry!

And a surprisingly quick erection for Stewie.

And acceptable at a wedding? Hop on.

And after we get done with this, you're going to talk a lot

And again in pale imitations,

And all any of you can do is stare

And all that came out. Ah, that explains it.

And all that matters is you and Lady Blue.

And all the girls laughed at me,

And all we're doing is standing in the kitchen, drinking wine?

And although I will never get over the pain

And an impressive amount, I'd say.

And and don't worry about me. I I'll see you real soon.

And and I'm just happy to be here.

And and Joe, you sure you don't mind taking care of my cat?

And and the Son of God's first time should be special.

And answer everything with empty platitudes.

And apparently, that's more important than hating women

And arm strength

And as for you, Tin Man, a 19 year old kid in Cincinnati

And as long as I don't hit a person on a boat, it's okay.

And ask men to pee in your hands.

And ask strange men to pee in your cupped hands.

And ask that you not sentence my son to jail,

And asking if I'm the Captain Phillips guy.

And attach the pen directly to the heart, right?

And be rude to everyone for no reason.

And before we start, who's giving me a ride home?

And before you judge your mother...

And besides, he's the one who quit

And besides, I'm the only one of the two of us

And besides, my dad always spends Christmas

And besides, my week as a helper mommy is done now,

And besides, think about all your fans.

And Butter

And call it your own!

And can you please explain to the courtroom what a Frosty Jim is.

And can you please explain to the courtroom what a Frosty Jim is.

And carefully airbrushed, out of date photo,

And check this out

And Chris will come with me

And Cleveland is Magic Johnson

And cocaine.

And cough... cough like you never coughed before.

And design elements have been similarly infringed,

And destroy the tumor from within.

And did you put a skateboard in the washing machine?

And don't be afraid to hit each other.

And don't bother coming back until you do!

And don't tell anybody about this.

And don't worry, I only hired women

And Donna says she hasn't seen him for two days.

And drove off a loc...

And drove off a local bridge.

And Duff loves me

And during, like, the one second I was looking down at my phone and not at him.

And even in death, I'm a better critic than you

And everyone in my family's a moron.

And execute them.

And figure out how to handle this.

And fill out the invoice with the other.

And finger sniffing, and all you can talk about

And for dessert, the only bad cookie in the world.

And for every dozen we sell, we donate 50 cents

And get it over with.

And get Meg out of there!

And get that procedure where you get two wieners?

And give them to your friends

And got a D!

And got on a BuzzFeed listicle.

And have a big red ring on my bum for a week?

And have been washed in the blood of the Lord Jesus Christ.

And he got shot in a hotel

And he he never wants to do fun stuff together like before.

And he left with someone else

And he put it back in her mouth.

And he said he had to take you to dialysis.

And he wants me to model for him.

And he'll be back to his old self in no time

And honor the message of the book

And hopefully, you'll bring some lessons back

And how 'bout he got a frog friend

And how a man should treat his woman.

And how a man should treat his woman.

And how are you today, sir?

And I broke this guy's neck just now.

And I can understand losing a friend and feeling rejected

And I cannot stress this enough... it is not a throwing watch.

And I did get to kill a guy. What?!

And I did learn a little something from watching Chris and Heather.

And I didn't even have to change the handwriting, 'cause you write like a girl.

And I didn't want to admit I was a coward.

And I don't believe in tests.

And I don't like what this place has become

And I even took your bath for you.

And I find in favor of Duff

And I got a baby at home.

And I haven't learned a thing.

And I hope it's not awkward that she's a little person

And I I'm just not in that kind of mood right now.

And I just can't get my eyes off that man with the tall head.

And I just can't get my eyes off that man with the tall head.

And I just kind of got into the friend zone.

And I just need to quickly respond, and there I am

And I just...

And I know I screwed that all up for you,

And I know she'll make you very happy, too.

And I love you.

And I miss that friend.

And I need to improve my score to get into a good college.

And I need you to scoop them out with this fishnet.

And I need your little hat.

And I think that one is blind.

And I thought, "Hey! Put that in a book!"

And I want all my pals to give me a good ribbing.

And I want nothing to do with you!

And I would just laugh and laugh,

And I would love to attempt

And I... I should've just stayed out of it

And I'd also think you're putting the moves on Meg.

And I'll stick the suppository in.

And I'll think of you whenever I choke on a link sausage. Take care, buddy.

And I'm a lawyer.

And I'm all like, "Oh, you deserve better."

And I'm gluten free,

And I'm gonna win that bowling tournament, with or without you!

And I'm gonna.

And I'm having the best time.

And I'm kind of good looking. I mean, I'm no model, but...

And I'm kind of spent.

And I'm not sure being a foot fetish model is for me.

And I'm sorry I caused such problems in your marriage.

And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk about it.

And I'm the baby!

And I'm trying to keep the more attractive ones in this area.

And I'm very confident we can turn a profit.

And I'm... I'm sorry I messed it up.

And I've also been experiencing a little...

And I've decided I don't want to go into the family business.

And I've programmed a tour of the various historical events

And if anyone wants to keep it, it's here in this Tupperware.

And if I charge my first patient $117,000, I'm right back in it.

And if I fail ninth grade, I won't amount to anything.

And if I got to get shot by ooga booga people,

And if I remember correctly,

And if that's not bad enough,

And if you get nervous, just do what I always do,

And if you have any other questions,

And if you're willing, I'd like to be friends with you guys again.

And in local news,

And is very expensive and inconvenient for all my friends.

And it says "Sock it to me,"

And it's all foggy in there.

And it's all thanks to you!

And it's all thanks to you!

And it's made me incredibly horny.

And it's time I do the same thing.

And Italy before pasta.

And just doing stuff, did you mean that?

And just last month, we had to come here

And Kimmie didn't get it.

And let a sweet girl see that side of you.

And let Mother Nature spray it all over your face.

And let you guys talk about whatever you're gonna talk about.

And like that wasn't enough, then we had a pop quiz in history.

And live life to the fullest.

And look at these comments.

And look, if you really want to learn how to bang that thing,

And make them available for purchase

And maybe a gross microwaved sandwich.

And maybe through our shared relationship with the Lord,

And maybe watch Lois shush Peter while they watch Nashville.

And me. I'm here, too.

And mint chip ice cream. But only mint chip.

And Modern Family crossover episode

And most importantly, it was a visually spectacular war.

And Muhammad Ali can't even talk anymore?

And my buddy's wife the year before that.

And my DVR! It'll be full in a week!

And my mom, well, let's just say, she was a little promiscuous.

And neither was anything in that movie.

And no offense, but I'm not taking advice

And none of them got past the fourth picture.

And not "writing." A real job.

And not driven by marketing or..

And nothing else. Sounds good to me.

And now he'll slowly grow to hate it over the next 20 years.

And now I want to hear all about your day.

And now I want to hear all about your day.

And now I'm gonna go upstairs and pee in Meg's bed.

And now the viral video of the week, with over seven million views.

And now this again

And now you've gotten our turkey stolen

And now, international news from Al Jarreau Jazeera.

And now, to my amphibious sky submarine.

And often when kids have trouble in school,

And on Saturday, she's hosting her book club, so I have to drop by,

And on Saturday, she's hosting her book club, so I have to drop by,

And on the same week when my sister and I

And one new friend.

And out his stupid Irish fudge knot.

And Peter and Kimmie.

And pretend we're driving them.

And ranch dressing, you fat !

And real estate, huh, Brian?

And remember, kids, TV violence is fine

And Robin Tunney. Huh?

And sand and sand and good night!

And second of all... Ow!

And see what people wrote on their whiteboards.

And see who buys luggage at the airport.

And sent my book to a publisher

And she didn't even say anything clever about it!

And she has chlamydia fingers

And she just says whatever?

And show her who you are.

And show the court I'm not the monster they say I am.

And significant prodding from my therapist,

And since he eats, like, nine candy bars a day,

And skip the horses and illiterate servants.

And smear it on the grass, he's good to go.

And so do I!

And so... you've got your heart.

And some preschool applications, because we are already way behind.

And someone I feel very close to.

And soon we'll be proud parents, like Ron Livingston's parents.

And spend more time with her. My own wife!

And stop asking people about their underwear.

And submit.

And suddenly, that's all you're about

And swim in a hole.

And tallow, right? You cool with that?

And tell me about your business

And tell me if it's going to be an imbecile or a cretin?

And thank you for not being a band of hippie murderers.

And thanks for taking the time.

And thanks to you, I did.

And Thanksgiving is ruined

And that barf is, like, free to take

And that I'm gonna be a huge success.

And that is going to stop right now.

And that is why chest hair

And that other dog? Yep

And that's all I ever wanted

And that's that's... that's bad dog stuff. That that's not good dog stuff!

And that's... that's just, like, "ugh."

And the cousin of the Countess of Wessex.

And the first day of the rest of her life."

And the greatest place to end it all.

And the just regular conclusion of the other story.

And the nurse told me there's blood in my stool.

And the parts I need to fix the return pad

And the time machine is powering up right now.

And the whoosh of the wool.

And the yard's got plenty of room for little ones.

And then bored out of my mind for eight hours.

And then had lunch at a gastropube.

And then I die.

And then I'd lose Brian forever.

And then it came out that they all think I'm fat and old

And then make a slapping sound on my bald head with 'em.

And then setting the photos to an emotional song. Look.

And then setting the photos to an emotional song. Look.

And then she cried.

And then the machine does whatever it has to do to me

And then the woman, um, pretends it's a man.

And then watch Nanny McPhee in the room.

And then we had to root through her feces to find it.

And then when we find it, we'll actually charge the guy!

And then whispers about how bad she is. Hey.

And then, several days later, we receive them

And there was a kiosk selling little remote control cars.

And there was no toilet paper in the girls' bathroom.

And there's no way I'm gonna get a good score.

And there's something else I got to tell you.

And there's Thailand. Wow.

And they caught him. Good bye, Meg.

And they viciously fight all the time.

And they're coming out of everywhere!

And they're expecting a turkey

And this DNA evidence centrifuge and fingerprint scanner will be my coatrack.

And this is a very important moment.

And those Spider Man mittens... I'll need those, too

And throwing paper bags full of flour at people.

And thus began the Thousand Year War

And to show my appreciation, I got a little something for you.

And trips and totally falls down the hill.

And tweet back to my fans.

And visitors from Quahog, my client, the Duff Brewery,

And wade through the gross Irish and Italians.

And watch Hack Wilson round the bases in a big wool shirt.

And we both cheat at Words With Friends.

And we both cheat at Words With Friends.

And we can get some photos of you on Justin's belly?

And we can hang out when no one else is here.

And we did. And then we took it to the dentist,

And we don't even know where we are

And we don't have any transportation

And we found out and he told us not to say anything?

And we used to be inseparable... like Jack and Jill.

And we wouldn't trade you for any friend in the world.

And we'll get a crew out here to help you both down.

And we're both gonna have a moderate time at the party tonight.

And we're both gonna have a moderate time at the party tonight.

And we're gonna start doing things together.

And we're in the home of Jane Austen.

And we're just trying to protect you.

And we're not gonna count each other's drinks.

And we're not gonna count each other's drinks.

And we're still miles from home!

And we've removed the Matchbox car

And weak substitutions

And welcome back to The Flow.

And welcome to Pleasant Surroundings.

And what about Bonnie? How you getting her back?

And what about those drugstore glasses?

And what are you doing with a live turkey?!

And what is that hair color? Creamy French Dressing?

And what the hell happened to you?

And what's in your pockets?

And what's up with Liam Neeson?

And when Family Guy gave me the opportunity to shoot it,

And when they tell me I'm done, I leave.

And where's the summer camp?

And who has to push it

And why are you playing the news?

And why don't you wash it down with 40 ounces of malt liquor

And with him gone, that makes you the man of the house

And with people like you stealing tubs,

And wonder where our clothes are for the next two days.

And yes, they're persimmons.

And you admit it here in front of everyone?

And you could be our next big star.

And you deserve better than this.

And you got a tight squeeze, but it it ought to fit

And you got nice skin

And you gotta tell her you were wrong and put things back the way they were.

And you just kept popping back up.

And you know what she said to me?

And you said you'd pay me back, so I'm gonna take your bra.

And you think this is gonna be it, huh?

And you won't have to, 'cause Chopper's is open,

And you'd really do it with me?

And you're gonna be a great big fat person.

And you're the only guy in town

And, Daddy, what about the pants that kids today are wearing?

And, frankly, I'm starting to think

And, guys, remember, the pool towels go home with us.

And, hey, as a fellow writer,

And, hey, next time you stay with a family,

And, of course, giving the Thanksgiving toast.

And, uh, Mr. Duckford would like some quackers

And, you know, even though therapy might not be your thing,

And, you know, normally, I'm up five or six times

And..

And... 1,000

Andrea, y you set a place for Jiminy again.

Anne Heche's bunghole, I've already seen it.

Annnd...

ANNOUNCER 2: I'll say, Gary. What's the count?

ANNOUNCER 2: It's two to two in the bottom of the sixth,

ANNOUNCER 2: It's two to two in the bottom of the sixth,

ANNOUNCER 2: Right you are, Gary. I'm gonna see if I can hit him with my apple.

ANNOUNCER 2: Yup. And the longer I watch him,

ANNOUNCER 3: I think you're on to something there.

ANNOUNCER 3: It's quite a game, but man, that guy is ugly.

ANNOUNCER 3: No idea, Bill. But you know, that guy hasn't blinked this entire game.

ANNOUNCER: Will Liam Neeson punch Peter?

Any Irish actors around who might be interested in me?

Any last words?

Any other ice cream makes me want to puke.

Anything bad happen to you.

Anything you want, just don't kill me!

Anything?

Anyway, I am flush

Anyway, I was just rereading

Anyway, I'd like to do an exercise.

Anyway, now I gotta go in front of a judge

Anyway, the point is, I'm sorry.

Anyway, this is gonna be awesome.

Anyway, you got me thinking.

Anyway, you're free to go.

Anywhere is fine.

Apparently the cancer's already in his bones.

Applauding a red velvet cake

April 20.

Apu, a dozen donuts for our albino visitors.

Ar... lot of scumbags out today.

Are a great team!

Are are you sure?

Are are... are you sure?

Are as follows: Cleveland and Lois...

Are being sued for intellectual theft and patent infringement

Are compatible with each other at all.

Are getting away together.

Are having such a big fight, too

Are remarkably wide open

Are the SATs essential?

Are there any steps leading to that alley or is it just a series of gentle ramps?

Are these little packets of weird vitamins

Are they properly sized?

Are watching the Sandler movie That's My Boy.

Are we gonna eat soon?

Are you a "cool" mayor?

Are you a mayor? Yes, I am

Are you all gaining lots of insights?

Are you good at talking about how busy you are?

Are you hurt?

Are you in one, too?

Are you insane?

Are you Kathy Griffin? 'Cause I ain't laughing.

Are you kidding? All you've done is make fun

Are you kidding? You took on the star of Kinsey!

Are you making friends in there, Brian?

Are you ready to go home, Stewie?

Are you serious? Yeah, why not?

Are you sure about that?

Are you sure about this? It seems pretty extreme.

Are you sure about this? It seems pretty extreme.

Are you the guy who's been looking for Liam Neeson?

Are you thinking about killing infants again?

Are you..

Are... are you jealous?

Aren't taken yet

Aren't you gonna blow out your candles, Peter?

Around here glued to your screens.

As a dare, you know it's not, like, an everyday thing

As a father in a hospital getting bad news,

As a representative of Pawtucket Patriot Ale,

As a vengeance crazed Albert Einstein.

As a youth counselor down at my church.

As an airplane or a magic bus?

As another movie thing.

As bad as those 19 hijackers were,

As he or she lay dying.

As long as it lasts the whole week

As long as you don't show a nipple

As long as you're picking up the check.

As someone who occasionally dates the creative muse,

As soon as Brian does it, I'm gonna be on the other side,

As soon as Meg walks through that door,

As special and memorable as it should be.

As sure as I was when I created Lady Gaga.

As the dog on "Frasier."

As the island nation was rocked by a major earthquake,

As the oldest guy here,

As the ten million Christians watching.

As three hours from here in Waterbury, Connecticut,

As you can imagine, it's very personal to me.

As you exit the boat,

At a Dave Matthews' concert.

At his time share in Coral Gables with his girlfriend.

At Natalie Portman and aim the other at...

At Quagfest, a three day festival celebrating

At some of that horrendous debt you've got.